Chapter 9

And the expression was quite sincere.

The viewers couldn't hold it in anymore.

This is…

At least come up with a plausible reason!

This excuse is too abstract, do you even believe it yourself?

Unlike last time when everyone squatted in the hallway.

This time the venue was different.

Everyone was squatting in the lobby.

But everyone was still holding their heads with both hands.

Everyone’s psychological defenses…

Or rather, the thickness of their skin, wasn't as durable as Fang Hao’s.

Therefore, these patrons caught in the act had nothing to say.

Get caught, get fined.

Some people even started handing out cigarettes.

But at this moment, only Fang Hao stood out.

He put on his clothes seriously and explained:

"As everyone knows, I am an electrician."

"So me coming here to fix the air conditioner is very reasonable and logical."

Fang Hao’s expression was quite sincere.

And within that sincerity.

There was a hint of grievance at being wronged.

He really nailed this acting.

The viewers were stunned.

Who says "as everyone knows" to you!?

And aren't you a delivery guy!?

Two hours ago, that’s not what this guy said!

Hearing Fang Hao’s current excuse.

The patrons and hostesses on the scene were instantly shocked.

Looking at Fang Hao, it was a look of profound admiration.

What a man!

Saying he came to fix the air conditioner while naked.

How could he open his mouth to say that?

In the livestream.

Watching Fang Hao spout such nonsense with a straight face.

The viewers were laughing like crazy.

It was past two in the morning.

The viewers were laughing so hard they weren't even sleepy anymore.

Where did this sketch actor come from?

If you aren't on this year’s Spring Festival Gala, I’m not watching!

Zhang Hai was stunned.

He suppressed the urge to give Fang Hao a slap and asked through gritted teeth:

"Electrician?"

"Still spouting nonsense with me, right?"

"Didn't you say you were a delivery guy?"

Zhang Hai’s mood was quite complex.

He didn't expect that even at this point.

The Fang Hao before him could still spout nonsense with a straight face.

Before the camera, he raised his voice:

"If you’re here to solicit, just admit it, don't give me all this other stuff."

"Fang Hao! I’m warning you one more time."

"Our anti-vice squad is a law enforcement agency, lying to law enforcement is a serious offense!"

"According to the laws and regulations of the Dragon Kingdom."

"If you lie and are proven to be lying, others get fifteen days at most, but you’ll get over three months!"

"Think carefully about what you say next!"

This was a naked warning.

After all, they were caught red-handed.

If the anti-vice squad had gone in.

And only seen Fang Hao alone, it might have been easier to explain.

The key is that you came out with a young lady?

What’s the meaning of that?

You fixed the air conditioner all the way to the bed?!

The atmosphere on the scene didn't feel like a raid at all.

There were bursts of snickering one after another.

Everyone was having a hard time holding it in.

Fixing the air conditioner, my foot, why don't you say you’re writing horror novels?

Yet, in this joyful atmosphere.

After putting on his clothes, Fang Hao really started to explain seriously:

"It’s like this."

"As someone who loves life, I crave a high-quality life."

"But!"

"Just delivering food isn't enough to satisfy my high-quality life."

"So, having no other choice, I can only rely on my own hands to continue working hard."

"Through my own diligence, I self-studied electrician and repair skills…"

"And through hard work, I successfully realized my dream and became a glorious electrician."

[Loves life, my foot!]

[Hahaha, his ability to brag is becoming more and more refined!]

[High-quality life, I’m dying of laughter, delivering food by day and working at night, hahaha!]

[To cover up the fact that he’s looking for a hostess, Fang Hao has really gone to great lengths!]

[Just admit it, this is the high-quality life you wanted! Hahahaha!]

[I finally understand what it means to be quick-witted, holy crap, this guy is too funny, hahahahaha!]

The viewers were laughing until they were convulsing.

This kind of obviously fake lie, being said with a straight face at a raid, was surprisingly full of comedic effect.

Everyone on the scene was amused.

The patrons who had been scared to the point of wilting were now laughing until they were convulsing.

If you’re looking for a hostess, just look for one, is it necessary to be so positive?

Many people covered their mouths.

But their bodies, trying to hold back laughter, couldn't help but tremble.

He’s too funny!

Officer Zhang was also holding his forehead.

What kind of creature am I playing a battle of wits with…

This guy who spouts nonsense with a straight face actually made me worry?

At this moment.

Officer Zhang finally confirmed.

He wasn't a high-IQ criminal, nor was he an anti-surveillance expert.

He was just a pure clown, a master of nonsense.

Finally, Officer Zhang felt he had it under control.

The anti-vice squad could take this one down!

However.

The moment the serious Fang Hao pulled an electrician’s license out of his pocket.

A bad feeling rose in Officer Zhang’s heart.

"You…"

He stared blankly at the Fang Hao before him.

A nightmare he seemed to have experienced once before seemed to be repeating itself…

Even the laughter on the scene.

Became much quieter at this moment.

Everyone stared wide-eyed as Officer Zhang took the electrician’s license.

The viewers in the livestream also couldn't help but open their mouths.

As the camera slowly moved forward, giving the document a close-up.

With the stamped document appearing on the screen of the "Direct Hit" program.

Fang Hao’s photo, name, certification time, level, anti-counterfeiting code…

All were clearly displayed.

The camera moved up.

Fang Hao’s sincere and kind eyes appeared on the screen.

At this moment.

The livestream exploded.

[Holy crap! It’s really an electrician’s license!]

[This is… he wasn't bragging!?]

[My god, this is… the electrician’s license is real, holy crap!]

[F*ck! No way!?]

[Does it have to be this absurd!? He really came here to fix the air conditioner, holy crap!?]

[I’m stunned, holy crap! Is it real or fake?]

The viewers were bewildered.

There were many talented people in the program team.

Soon, professional viewers stood up and stated that this was a real electrician’s license.

And the difficulty of passing the level two electrician exam was not small.

The viewers were stunned.

Everyone had a bad premonition…

Could it be that this time…

Fang Hao would be released without charges on the spot again!?

But he was caught coming out with a young lady!?

On the scene.

After going through the professional system and conducting data investigation and comparison.

Officer Zhang Hai’s hands trembled slightly.

The members of the anti-vice squad were all stunned.

It wasn't a fake…

This document is real!

Before the camera.

Fang Hao wiped the sweat from his body and panted:

"And the reason I came here is because the nightclub called me."

"They said the air conditioner here was broken and asked me to come check the wiring."

"As an electrician."

"When this nightclub calls me to fix the air conditioner, it’s my duty to come."

"And with the air conditioner broken on such a hot day, the temperature would naturally be very high."

"That’s why I took off my clothes and fixed the air conditioner while naked."

"The reason I took off my pants too is because my legs were also very hot at that temperature."

"This is very reasonable and meets the needs of a normal person."

"So, while it looks like I’m soliciting."

"Actually, there is an internal logic to all of this, it’s an obvious misunderstanding."

"But in fact, all of this is very reasonable."

"Although you caught me in an obscene, pornographic venue, and I wasn't wearing clothes, and I was even in a room with a hostess."

"But I am actually not a patron."

"Officer, I’m actually a good person."

Fang Hao said it very seriously.

His attitude was incredibly sincere.

It even left the people on the scene bewildered.

Holy crap!

What he said makes so much sense.

He completely explained why he came here, why he took off his clothes…

And it wasn't just in the logical chain.

Even the evidence was there.

If we hadn't seen it with our own eyes, we almost would have believed it!