Chapter 224: Miss Bao Bao Zi, Doesn't Want to Be a Sassy Little Girl
"Hehehe, hehehe, Wrathful Father God, just wait until I unseal my True Eye, I'll make you regret coming to this world!"
"Disgusting cur, downhead scumbag, pathetic South Tong, a person like you, killing you a hundred times wouldn't be enough!"
The True Mother Goddess sat in the tent, repeatedly stabbing the little figurine in her hand with a sharp needle, a ruthless expression on her face.
"M-Mother Goddess, please don't do this, I'm scared..."
The trusted female strategist at her side trembled silently.
"Er... cough cough." The True Mother Goddess dry coughed twice, then resumed her usual lofty appearance: "Hmph, female strategist, don't think that I've already been schemed to death by that Wrathful Father God!"
Female strategist: "..."
Yes, you weren't schemed to death, you were just schemed into a mental illness.
Of course, these words, she dared not speak aloud.
"Heh, don't look at me with those eyes, your master is this True Mother Goddess, the woman most skilled at lying." Pride leaked from the True Mother Goddess's words:
"While that Wrathful Father God was scheming against me, when have I not been scheming against him?"
"Yes, he made me give him three Abyss Divine Artifacts, but he didn't say that these three Abyss Divine Artifacts were all actually useful."
"Your meaning is..." The female strategist's heart trembled.
"Hehe, exactly as you imagine, the artifact I gave the Wrathful Father God is fundamentally a piece of trash rated Unique but with absolutely no use." The True Mother Goddess laughed mockingly: "Such a trash artifact, paired with a trash cur like him, isn't that a perfect match?"
"He's probably in his tent right now, stomping his feet in rage!"
"Hehehehe! Hehehe!"
The noble Mother Goddess once again revealed a sinister, evil smile.
Inside the Commander's Tent.
Li Chengzheng held the artifact the True Mother Goddess gave him, revealing a sunny and cheerful smile.
And at his side, Lilith Cat also covered her cat mouth, revealing a wickedly mischievous cat grin.
Abyss Divine Artifacts, like Fate Divine Artifacts, are the most powerful forces in this world, relics rated 【Unique】.
Of course, not all relics rated Unique can be called Abyss Divine Artifacts.
Only those incomparably precious, incomparably powerful things possess this qualification.
In some scholars' research reports, they even link artifacts with the Half-God Rank, believing that only by possessing an artifact can one advance to Half-God.
But this saying has little to do with players in the PC version, so Li Chengzheng isn't too clear on whether it's true or false.
Anyway, before today, Li Chengzheng only had one on him — that dowry the downhead dragon girl gave him, already modified into the 【Sword of Terminus】 【End Dagger】.
And now, he has finally obtained a second one.
【Abyssal Divine Artifact Death and Rebirth (Unique): 【You're strong, but now you're mine】
【Said to be a ring that appeared in this world at the same time as the Great Will was born, possessing the powerful power of the "Causal Side", its existence itself may be the key to unlocking a certain secret.】
【Effect: When you die at the hands of a target, you will extract one ability rated Legendary Level or above from them to copy, this copy ignores power gap.】
【If you know the full description of a certain ability the target possesses, you can also directly copy that ability.】
【Cost: As you can see, death is required to activate this ability, please note, it is true death, not false death.】
"Hahaha, meow meow meow, that stupid True Mother Goddess!!! Does she think she's especially clever meow!! Hahaha!!"
Lilith hugged her belly, rolling on the bed while laughing wildly:
"She must think the thing she gave you is trash among trash! She must think you're about to die of rage right now!"
"But she completely didn't expect, you have the Power of Regeneration meow!"
"Hahaha, laughing me to death meow!"
Li Chengzheng also rarely revealed a knowing smile.
That's right, if this ring were in someone else's hands, it would indeed be a chicken rib among chicken ribs, tasteless to eat, a pity to discard.
Although it has the heaven-defying effect of copying others' abilities, and the copied abilities are all Legendary Level or above, the cost is even more heaven-defying.
You must die to trigger this effect.
But you're already dead, even if the effect triggers, what use is it? But that's for ordinary people.
In Li Chengzheng's hands, this cost is practically no different from nonexistent.
After all, he holds the 【Regeneration Regression】 ability in his hands.
This ability also can only be triggered after death.
Allowing him to regress to the save file time.
Using this ring, paired with Regeneration Regression, Li Chengzheng can continuously seek death, then farm abilities from targets.
Not only that, but also because of Regeneration Regression, the target won't even know what he did! Let alone, as a High Player, Li Chengzheng knows the signature moves of all the strong ones in this game!
He can completely bring this ring to seek death, learning all these abilities into his hands! And once obtained, he can even use Regenerative Power Enhancement on these abilities! Imagine, when Li Chengzheng duels a BOSS, he uses the BOSS's own ability, but an enhanced version.
What kind of expression would that BOSS reveal then?
This is precisely the top-tier school suited for an Evil Path Player like him!
"Heh, who to use as the first test subject?" The True Mother Goddess's appearance naturally floated into Li Chengzheng's mind.
Her! You gave me this artifact, I'll experiment with the artifact's power on you.
This is precisely my repayment to you, Lady True Mother Goddess!
"Hmm, but there is a certain limitation, the Power of Regeneration needed for Regeneration Regression is related to the strength of the target that kills me."
"With my current remaining Power of Regeneration, if I die at the True Mother Goddess's hands, I won't be able to regress."
"So I can't make a move directly right now."
Li Chengzheng analyzed calmly.
The more powerful the force obtained, the more carefully one must consider, finding the optimal way to use this ability.
"It seems that no matter what I want to do right now, the prerequisite is the Power of Regeneration." Big Boss said lightly.
Whether it is forcibly waking Lei Ha Na, or killing the Wrath Father God, or exerting the Abyss Divine Artifact's effect to the maximum extent, all are inseparable from the Power of Regeneration.
In other words, the Land Transmutation Array, Human Transmutation, must be carried out immediately.
Thinking of this, he first released a Barrier Spell inside the room, then took out the Contact Rune with Dian Huo.
With the World Tree's help, Big Boss can casually state his Identity without being kicked out of this Trial, which makes his actions increasingly Convenient.
The call connected in an Instant; obviously, Dian Huo Niang Niang has kept this Rune on her person all along.
"Father God Sir, how are things on your end? Are you Injured?"
The moment it connected, Dian Huo asked a string of questions with concern.
Obviously, Big Boss not contacting her for this period of time made Dian Huo Niang Niang miss him greatly.
"Rest assured, nothing's happened here yet. Alright, time is Tight, I'll make a long story short. That underground Passage you were asked to build before — have you finished building it?" Big Boss asked.
"It's already completed. But Father God Sir, what is this underground Passage for?" Dian Huo was Doubtful.
It's for the Land Transmutation Array, of course. With this many Demon Race in the Nu Nu Ling, there definitely needs to be a Transmutation Array built that can hold them all.
"Hehe, I have my own uses for it." Big Boss smiled: "Mm, however, there are two things I need you to do next."
"First, have your Flame Clones and the Army you've summoned and parasitized attack the Southwest Front right now."
"Father God Sir, I've attacked this Front many times already; it's impregnable, can't be taken down." Dian Huo said.
"Don't worry, this time you'll take it down one hundred percent, because that Fake Goods' elite forces have already gone North."
"North?" Dian Huo's heart tightened, and she immediately understood the ins and outs of it.
Her main forces are all concentrated in the South, in a strategic stalemate with the Enemy's remnant forces, while the Enemy's elites have already reached the North.
If Big Boss hadn't told her this information, what awaited her would naturally be having her base stolen and being outflanked from behind.
If the Enemy's tactics were already set, she would have no chance of survival.
Thinking of this, Dian Huo was filled with lingering fear, and prayed Devoutly: "Father God above, thank goodness You saw through that Fake Goods' tactics in advance; otherwise the consequences would be unthinkable."
She admired Big Boss immensely. Back when Big Boss said he was going to go Undercover at the Fake Goods' place, she had strongly opposed it, thinking this move was not only Dangerous but also wouldn't have much effect.
She Did Not Expect that at this very moment, this move would become the Wonderful hand that Saved her from dire straits.
"Just simple Analysis, that's all. Mm, there's a second matter." Big Boss spoke with a smile again: "Be prepared, the elites on the Northwest Side are about to launch a Lightning War."
"Rest assured on this point. I've made quite a few Arrangements in the North as well; several Passes are garrisoned with Soldiers." Dian Huo replied.
"That's exactly what I'm telling you." Big Boss smiled: "That Fake Goods has already scouted your Deployment. Right now, the entire Northern Front, in his eyes, is like a baby wearing no Clothes."
"What!?" Dian Huo was shocked pale.
She indeed had Not Expected that Fake Goods would actually pull this kind of move.
"But you don't need to Worry. Now that you know this intelligence, the Deployment Map originally used to crush you has become a Trap they set for themselves, hasn't it? The details — you shouldn't need me to teach you how to handle them, right?"
"I understand." Dian Huo nodded with lingering fear: "But Father God Sir, my forces in the North are insufficient. I'm Afraid there's No Way to keep them all there……"
"Don't worry about this. You will keep them all there." Big Boss said confidently: "I'll help you. Believe me. The key isn't this Lightning War, but what comes After……"
Speaking, Big Boss told Dian Huo Niang Niang all of the follow-up plans he had meticulously designed.
After hearing it, her heart and mind trembled, and for a moment she didn't know what to say.
After a long while, Dian Huo finally spoke tremulously: "Father God Sir, this move of Yours is going to drag the entire Wrath Father God Domain into Hell, isn't it."
"Can't it?" Big Boss countered.
"No, of course it can." Dian Huo nodded, simultaneously involuntarily generating a shudder.
She had completely Never Thought that Father God Sir would actually go this big.
If his plan succeeds, then the entire Wrath Father God Domain, all Vital Force, will become dead souls of the Shadowlands.
"This is all for my and your future, Dian Huo Lady." Big Boss sighed, the Scumbag talent activating again: "For you, I would not hesitate to fall into the Shura Path."
"When I retake the Wrath Father God Domain, I will definitely give you an unforgettable wedding."
"You are the King I have chosen. We will create new laws together, and accompany each other for life in the eternal and long years."
"Yes, Father God Sir……" Listening to Big Boss's straight-to-the-point Sweet Words, Dian Huo's blue pupils involuntarily trembled, and the Flames atop her head swayed to and fro.
"I am the same. For Your plan, for You to return to the Divine Throne, I will give everything for You."
She knelt Devoutly, hands clasped, speaking a vow from the marrow of her bones.
"Go prepare."
"Yes."
After hanging up the call, Big Boss Stretched.
Sunlight spilled in from outside the window, falling right on his face, leaving half his face Exposed in the light, the other half Hidden in darkness. He yawned, and his Gaze happened to touch the chess pieces scattered on the table.
Those were things the Wrath Father God used to relieve boredom.
He picked up the one representing the King and gently pushed it forward one step.
"Well then, the stage is set, the actors are in position. This good show — it's time for it to Unfold."
"But before that……"
Big Boss tapped his Ear, and dialed the call with the Wrath Father God.
Right now, he must facilitate the grand marriage of Li Er and the Wrath Father God.
Only thus can all those Poisons be injected into the Wrath Father God's body, further weakening his Strength, preparing for the final decisive battle.
"Oh? It's Nu Bao. You're not properly Receiving the True Mother Goddess — what are you contacting me for?" The Wrath Father God's voice came through: "Wait, you didn't talk back to the Mother Goddess, did you?"
"How could that be~ Father God's Crown His Majesty. I strictly followed Your Command, and absolutely did not commit any overstepping act!" Big Boss spoke Righteously and Sternly: "The True Mother Goddess was very Satisfied, and kept scolding You as a cheap dog."
Wrath Father God: "……"
"Cough cough, let's not mention this matter again. Speak — what do you want me for?"
"Mainly to report to You that Prime Minister Lu Yi has already arrived at the Camp, bringing elites with him……"
Li Cheng briefly explained the flash strike situation to the Wrath Father God.
"Hahaha, worthy of being my Black-Clothed Prime Minister, foreseeing events like a god, commanding troops... also like a god. Anyway, with him here, this time, there's no need for this deity to take the field!"
Even without seeing his face, Li Cheng could feel how satisfied the Wrath Father God was.
The Wrath Father God thought for a moment, then continued to instruct:
"Nu Bao, I think highly of you. Perhaps one day in the future, you'll grow to Lu Yi's level. So this time, you'll go to the battlefield with him and learn from him how to command legion warfare!"
"But this flash strike isn't being commanded by Prime Minister Lu Yi." Li Cheng told the truth.
"What?" The Wrath Father God frowned: "Then it's his vice general, another Divine General xxx?"
"No."
"Is it Divine General xxx, or Divine General xxxx?"
"Also no."
"This..." The Wrath Father God was doubtful. In his territory, besides Lu Yi and his three Divine General Deputy Officers, was there anyone else skilled at commanding warfare? "The one responsible for commanding..." Li Cheng smiled brightly: "It's the True Mother Goddess!"
"What thing!?" The Wrath Father God nearly sprayed a mouthful of old blood: "Our soldiers, our operation, why let her command?"
"Because she asked me for it." Li Cheng confessed readily: "She said she wanted to command."
"She wants it, so you gave it?"
"Yeah." Li Cheng was doubtful: "Didn't you say to satisfy all of the True Mother Goddess's requirements?"
Wrath Father God:...
His mask-covered face bulged with veins, twitching continuously.
Damn it, at this moment you actually listen to me. When I told you to connect whip and not connect reversal, why weren't you this obedient? The Wrath Father God immediately wanted to come back and take back the command authority.
But on second thought, given the True Mother Goddess's personality like a mother tyrannosaur, he'd be a ghost if he could take it back...
But no matter how you put it, he couldn't blame Li Cheng.
After all, it was he who required Li Cheng to agree to all of the Mother Goddess's conditions.
"Sigh." With a sigh, the Wrath Father God still accepted the status quo.
Anyway, he had already fully investigated the Shadowlands' defenses, and the soldiers for this flash strike, besides those the True Mother Goddess brought, were the elite of elites from his Wrath Father God Domain.
Plus Prime Minister Lu Yi, this Abyssal War God, sitting in the command center.
And with Li Cheng this guy, loyal and devoted, extremely obedient, good at adopting others' opinions — at a glance not the type to mess around blindly.
No matter from which angle you look, this flash strike, he's undoubtedly guaranteed victory! This is calculating against the unprepared, large army against remnant forces. If he loses even this, he might as well not be the Wrath Father God!
"Since that's the case, I'll go have a good date with Li Er." The Wrath Father God licked his lips: "When the army returns triumphant, I'll give Li Er the festival flag opening!"
"That's very good." Li Cheng said respectfully: "There's one more matter, please Father God discern clearly."
"Oh? What matter?"
"For this date's success, I suggest that while changing your voice, you also change your speaking tone." Li Cheng sincerely admonished.
"Change a tone? Oh, you mean speak like a girl, right? I still understand that..."
"Not at all, not at all." Li Cheng shook his finger: "Father God Sir, your speaking tone isn't to be like a woman, but to be like the woman Li Er likes."
"You must know, the first law of romance is to cater to preferences. Now you've already impersonated Li Er's liked appearance. As long as you speak with the voice Li Er likes, you'll definitely capture him!"
"Put that way, it's very reasonable!" The Wrath Father God nodded.
Indeed, when he pursued Nan Tong, it was also like this.
Whatever Nan Tong liked, reward! Whatever Nan Tong wanted, reward! Whatever Nan Tong wanted to play, play! This dating Li Er, and dating Nan Tong, shouldn't differ much.
"Then how should I speak?"
"The secret manual I've already put in the brocade pouch at your waist. You can check it anytime."
"You're quite thoughtful." The Wrath Father God was quite satisfied, opened the brocade pouch, and read the words on it one by one: "Hey, hateful little trash Li Er, little trash Li Er, if you don't behave, I'll make you eat my jiojio..."
After reading, the Wrath Father God turned red-hot on the spot.
Even with his face this thick, he felt infinite social death.
What the hell kind of Ancient God Language is this?
Does Little Nan Liang usually talk like this? And Li Cheng was still instructing on the side: "You have to pinch your voice up, understand? Pinch the child tone, like that kind of very punchable little girl."
Wrath Father God: "... You're sure Li Er likes this tune?"
"I'm sure. I've already done the investigation in advance. 100% capture guaranteed!" Li Cheng righteous and stern.
Even if it's 100%, 1000%, 10000% guaranteed capture, I still wouldn't say this kind of filthy language!
Absolutely not!
I'm Nan Tong, not a pervert! The Wrath Father God said in his heart, resolutely hanging up the call.
He looked at the paper in his hand, filled with "Love Letter Collection", really wanted to tear it up and throw it away, but in the end still silently put it away.
However you say it, it's still Nu Bao's piece of sincerity.
Absolutely not because he wants to use this thing as a final trump card!
No!
Really not!
Absolutely not!
On the other side, Li Cheng pursed his mouth.
Didn't expect Bao Bao Zi Miss, actually unwilling to impersonate a loli brat.
Not even willing to be a loli brat, what kind of Nan Tong is he? But Li Cheng wasn't discouraged, instead dialed Li Er's call again.
"Nu, Nu Bao Divine General..."
"Li Er, why are you stuttering? Today is your big happy day, you must not drop the ball!" Li Cheng criticized.
I'm so happy your mom... damn it, my whole body hurts like hell... Li Er cursed angrily in his heart.
Of course, he didn't dare say anything on the surface, just smiled ingratiatingly: "Hehe, Divine General Nu Bao, I'm a bit nervous."
"Nervous, no problem, I believe you'll definitely be able to win Bao Bao Zi Miss's heart."
"I, I'm not that confident..." Li Er sweated soybeans.
"Rest assured, this time with me as your Love Strategist, I guarantee you'll get her!" Li Cheng was supremely confident.
"You, you're going to guide me in dating?" Li Er was shocked.
Before he could continue doubting, he received two messages from the World Tree.
【You obtained Task·Geniuses' Love Brain Battle】
【Difficulty: S】
【190】【Follow Divine General Nu Bao's instructions, work hard to win Bao Bao Zi Miss's favor, make her confess before you.】
Listened to Divine General Nu Bao's instructions, put in effort to win Bao Bao Zi Miss's favor, and let her confess before you.
【Task Reward: Blessing Level Up 80%!】
Hearing this sound, Li Er's eyes went straight.
80% Blessing!
Whether it's my damage bonus or damage reduction, both increase by 80%!
Isn't this walking sideways through the trial! Invincible, completely invincible! Li Er's heart had no more hesitation, whether it was this Blessing Level increase or the temptation of becoming the Abyss Xubing, both made him unable to extricate himself.
"Will win."
He said softly.
Meanwhile.
Mu He and Karenina, the two little births who had already arrived at the designated location, also heard the World Tree's voice.
【You obtained Task·Geniuses' Love Brain Battle (2)】
【Task Difficulty: S】
【Task Objective: Think of a way to command the Furious Father God, make him win Li Er's favor, make Li Er confess first.】
【Task Reward: Blessing Level Increase 80%】
Mu:!!!
Karenina:!!!!
The two little births looked at each other, both seeing high fighting spirit in the other's eyes.
Mu thought in his heart: "Hmph, mere Li Er, how could he possibly resist this genius? The one confessing first will definitely be him!"
Karenina also narrowed her eyes: "This task, one look and it's Li Cheng Brother who issued it, hmph, this is a showdown, a trial Li Cheng Brother designed for us. Since that's the case, I absolutely won't lose!"
"Will win!"
The golden-haired birth and pink-haired birth said together.
And what neither these two births nor Li Er noticed was, at the very bottom of the task column, there was a line of extremely tiny, extremely tiny text——
【Note: The task's Final Interpretation Right belongs to Divine General Nu Bao.】
(Chapter Complete)
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