Chapter 225

One hour later, within the Jin Lin Forest within five kilometers of Hengshui First Camp.

The north wind whistled, snowflakes drifted.

Though it was midsummer, the temperature throughout the forest was as if winter had arrived.

Insect chirps and bird calls vanished from within, all was silent, no human shadow remained, as if no life had ever existed.

The surrounding flowers and grasses shyly drooped their heads, as if sensing the scent of love, unable to bear watching what would happen next.

Yet a few bloomed proudly, endlessly curious about this hard-won spectacle.

It was now the time of love! And at this moment, the two male leads of this blind date event appeared.

The first to appear was the Wrath Father God who ruled the entire Wrath Father God Domain, the source of all anger, the War God of the Abyss, the endless pioneer.

And today, he appeared in the form of Bao Bao Zi Miss.

A waist like a water bucket connected the upper and lower body; above were eight exposed breasts, front and back rows, wrapped with RGB lights that glowed with his breathing.

Below were two legs over 1.8 meters long in three segments, every inch of skin growing jade feet, wrapped in stockings of different colors, full of charm.

The only face on his entire body that could be called charming was wrapped in a huge green helmet, completely hiding what was inside.

Opposite him, admiring his ancient god posture, the other male lead was Li Er from Full Moon Academy, who called himself a genius.

His face twitched now, all his features scrunched together, showing an expression humans could not possibly make.

"Th-this TM is the daughter of the Great Will?!!!"

"Did the Great Will mate with a tapeworm?"

Li Er's mindset shattered; he had guessed this Bao Bao Zi Lady would be somewhat ugly, but never expected her to look like this.

Was this even a matter of ugly or not? Could this thing even be called a living creature? He immediately felt something was wrong...

How could a great existence like the Abyss Will have such an ugly child?

Could I have been deceived? "L-Lord, I, I think I can't do this..."

Li Er began to retreat in his heart.

"Li Er, did you forget the promise the Wrath Father God gave you? Did you forget why you came here?" Big Boss coaxed him: "And you don't need to use your brain to think hard; if the Abyss Will looked like a fairy, would it be your turn?"

"This..." Li Er's heart skipped a beat, silently thinking: So that's how it is.

Indeed, there is no free lunch in this world.

Every gift of fate has long been priced.

It was precisely because the daughter of the Abyss Will grew into this ghostly appearance and couldn't find a boyfriend that she recruited a live-in son-in-law.

That is to say, I must endure what ordinary people cannot endure, do what ordinary people cannot do, to successfully rise and become the Abyss Xubing! "I've long known things aren't this simple..." Li Er took a deep breath, his gaze gradually turning cold, his voice growing more heroic: "Alas, alas, Divine General Nu Bao, Wrath Father God, you two still underestimated my Li Er's perseverance!"

"When heaven is about to confer a great responsibility on me, it must make me endure the suffering of dating a heaven-defying ancient god!"

"I, Li Er, will regret nothing in this life!"

He was full of heroic spirit, righteousness reaching the clouds; although he spoke only in his heart, that aura, that charm, instantly conquered the Wrath Father God.

He looked at Li Er, his eyes full of little stars.

This man, his manliness was truly too much! Licking his lips, the Wrath Father God was about to step forward to enjoy the delicacy.

But unexpectedly, Mu's voice sounded in his ear: "Wait, Father God Sir, you can't go up yet!"

"Why?" The Wrath Father God frowned displeasedly.

"Did you forget your current identity? You are a Little Nan Liang!" Mu was extremely cold: "You are a girl, a girl! You must be reserved! Understand?"

"Does a Nan Liang need to be reserved?" The Wrath Father God was puzzled.

"Of course!" Pink-haired Karenina, born at the right time, also said: "Girls must have their own style; not all men like shameless women. If you're too shameless and scare Li Er away, what then?"

"Putting it that way... there is some sense to it." The Wrath Father God nodded silently, deciding to endure for now, and enjoy the delicacy when the time was right.

Inside the tent, Mu He and Karenina, remotely controlling everything, looked at each other, both feeling the other was clever to the extreme.

Hahaha, this love brain battle of geniuses, we absolutely will not lose! The first to confess must be you, Li Er!

"But I can't just stand here, can I?" The Wrath Father God asked again.

After all, he had always been an active person; making him stand still here was more painful than killing him.

"Of course, as girls, we must know how to show our charm, understand?" Karenina thought for a moment and suggested.

"Show my charm? How to show it?"

"Of course by showing off your wonderful body! Fool!" Karenina became anxious: "I designed such a perfect body for you, show it off!"

"Like this..."

Feeling the urgency in her words, the Wrath Father God no longer cared about her disrespect, thinking of the postures of women he had once seen dancing, and began to move.

First, he held his eight breasts and began to twist his body back and forth.

Those eight big breasts banged against each other, up and down, right upper left lower, down down left left, right right up up, making strange sounds like a symphony.

Watching this, Li Er's face turned paler and paler.

The Wrath Father God's eyes trembled; could it be he doesn't like big breasts?

What a troublesome man.

No choice, the Wrath Father God bent down again, stroking his three legs with his hand, making poses he thought were extremely charming.

Most amazing was that those ancient-god-tentacle-like feet actually moved on their own under his manipulation, just like dancing.

Wriggling while making a hualalala sound.

Li Er's face turned another seven or eight degrees paler at once!

"What to do, he doesn't seem to like it." The Wrath Father God became anxious, shouting in his heart: "Fen She, you're not unreliable, right??"

"Hmph, he is unreliable!" Mu said timely: "Father God Sir, the charm you displayed is too weak; you must let Li Er know that you can give him happiness with your astonishing power!"

"Th-this, how to do it? Use magic?"

"What magic, I mean Happiness, not happiness, it's Happiness, you understand?" Mu showed an expression of "an unteachable child":

"Could it be that in the future, when you want to make him submit, you'll have to use magic?"

"Hmph, this old man has never deigned to use such methods!" The Wrathful Father God coldly snorted: "My strength is my confidence!"

"Then prove your strength, prove your 'big'!" Mu continued to fan the flames. "What should I do?"

"Look for a big tree, and then..." Mu mumbled a whole bunch of stuff. After the Wrathful Father God listened, his face flushed red.

That flush of his made Li Er even more afraid.

The next second.

The Wrathful Father God coldly snorted, and with a big jump, leaped onto a big tree.

Li Er's face was pale as he looked at him, not knowing what this wild Nan Liang lady was going to do next.

The next instant, the Wrathful Father God took a deep breath, did a split, and sat his whole body down onto that tree trunk.

Immediately after, he rushed straight down from the tree crown like that.

And that towering giant tree was also split into two halves by his split!

It was a crotch-split tree! The Wrathful Father God used crotch-splitting a tree to prove his hardness!

After coming down, he even licked his lips with unsatisfied relish.

If not for the green helmet he wore, Li Er couldn't see his expression; at this moment he would probably have been scared into fainting! Even so, Li Er was scared enough, almost struck mute.

And this wasn't over yet!

The Wrathful Father God squatted down, braced the Dragon Whip against one half of the big tree, wore a crooked-mouth evil smile, and began spinning wildly!

That big tree followed his movements, flipping and spiraling beside him, whistling up wind!

It directly turned into a small tornado! It was bird-turning a tree! To prove his strength, the Wrathful Father God used bird-turning a tree!

It was a bird-turning tree even more terrifying than bird-turning a wheel! This scene made Li Er go dumb on the spot.

He could already imagine what kind of X life he would live next! He could even feel his crack faintly aching!

A wave of nausea rushed to the top of his head. Li Er twisted his head, bent at the waist, and vomited: "Blegh!!!!!"

Wrathful Father God: "!!!!"

He stopped the bird-turning tree motion and angrily questioned the two little births: "What's wrong with you two?"

"Li Er's about to be disgusted to death by me!"

"You two, are you deliberately trying to keep me from having happiness!"

"Aaaaaah! If I lose Li Er, Father God, I'll make it so you don't need your crack either!"

"Ah this..." Mu looked at Karenina, they looked at each other, and also felt something was off.

Impossible. The Wrathful Father God has displayed such charm, why hasn't Li Er sincerely confessed yet? Impossible. Such a charming woman, if not for her looking too weird and being a Nan Liang, even he, Mu, would have been moved.

On the other side, Li Er knelt on the ground, vomiting nonstop.

Big Boss's voice rang out: "Li Er, you've come this far, are you really going to give up like this?"

"I... I won't give up."

But Li Er wiped his mouth and stood straight up.

His eyes were full of flames — flames representing powerful fighting spirit! He had paid so much, his crack stuffed full of things, eyes turned filthy, nearly blind! Things having come to this, he had already made his resolve! He must take down Bao Bao Zi Miss! Not just take her down! He must make her confess first!

"Divine General Nu Bao, what should I do? How can I take down Bao Bao Zi Miss!"

"Oh? Li Er, I feel your determination! As expected, you're the true hero!" Big Boss smiled faintly, gave a thumbs up: "Then next, let this Love Strategist help you accomplish all of this!"

"Okay, Divine General Adult!"

"First, you must go praise Bao Bao Zi Miss!" Big Boss said faintly: "Girls all like being praised, Nan Liang are the same!"

"Praise? Compliment?" Li Er went dumb on the spot.

Does this Bao Bao Zi Miss really have any body part that can be praised?

"How could there not be? A true gentleman is a man who can *get it up* even when facing a target he completely can't *get down* for!"

"Is your resolve really only this much!"

"Don't make me look down on you!"

"I, I, I... I am a true gentleman!" Li Er roared, abruptly lifted his head, staring at the Wrathful Father God's eyes, both full of flames.

"Bao Bao Zi Miss, your... your, your big breasts! So many! Too many! I love them so much!"

"And your legs, wow, so many jio, and three-sectioned at that! I love them to death!"

"But all these added together can't compare to your heaven-shaking mighty power! That tree-splitting move of yours, I'll definitely be happy from now on!"

"My vomiting just now was just an accidental illusion of having dinner with you!"

Li Er rattled off countless lines of praise in one go.

And the Wrathful Father God grew happier the more she listened, her face redder the more she listened.

"Hahahaha, so that's how it is, so that's how it is!"

"Angry shoot, Father God, you two did well, did well! Obviously, I've already conquered Li Er! Heavy rewards, heavy rewards! I'm going to take him!"

"I'm going to confess to him right now!"

Hearing this, Mu and Karenina couldn't be happy no matter what.

Damn it, this Li Er can actually force himself to say such flattering words; without thinking, you know there must be a strategist behind him.

And that strategist's strength is absolutely not beneath the two of them.

Is it Big Boss (Older Brother)? Going on like this, the two little births will lose to Big Boss in the love brain battle! The two little births looked at each other, both seeing blazing fighting intent in the other's gaze.

Big Boss (Older Brother), you're the challenger!

"Father God, don't rush!"

Karenina let out a delicate cry.

"What now? Li Er is so delicious, I can barely hold back!"

The Wrathful Father God panicked, panicked, panicked.

"You need to think this through. If you confess first, then after marriage, your status will be lower than Li Er's!"

Karenina emphasized.

"What? There's even this kind of saying?"

"Of course, the one who confesses first is the loser!" Karenina slapped the table. "At that time, if Li Er wants it fifty times a day, you'll have to give it to him. You really won't be able to do anything at all! Do you want to live that kind of life?"

"Then... then what should I do?"

The Wrathful Father God was sweating profusely. Fifty times a day — is that something a human can do? "You need to be tsundere. Do you understand tsundere?" Mu interjected timely. "As long as you're tsundere enough, the man will be bewitched by you!"

"Really? No, what thing is tsundere anyway?" The Wrathful Father God was doubtful.

"Aiya, it means you disdain him, insult him, but actually love him!" Mu continued. "You believe the two of us. If only I said it, fine, but now both of us are saying it — how could it be fake?"

"Th-this way... heterosexuality really is troublesome..." The Wrathful Father God gritted his teeth and decided to try it.

But he had never been tsundere before.

How does one do this tsundere thing?

He completely couldn't figure it out...

Just then, a bolt of lightning suddenly flashed past the back of his head!

He remembered! He remembered the brocade pouch Li Cheng gave him! He slowly took out that paper filled with trash talk.

——

【Nya nya~ Little Trash wouldn't be rendered speechless from being teased like this, right? Truly weak~】

【Hehe~ Little Trash wouldn't think giving a thumbs-up lets you bully me, right~ No way no way, how could Little Trash possibly bully others~ You can only bully yourself~】

【Little Trash is so easy to bully, hehe~ Talking is so boring~ Stupid Plan who only knows sweet words are everywhere, right】

【What's this~ Little Trash would think This Kind Thing~ Mm ugh, take your dirty Gaze away~ So Disgusting】

【Little Trash...】

"I see, I see! Can't be wrong. This Meaning of both liking and disdaining! This is tsundere, this is tsundere!"

The Wrathful Father God looked at the Love Letter Collection and had a Realization.

Meanwhile, he also admired Li Cheng immensely.

So this final brocade pouch was actually meant to be used at this moment?

Nu Bao, have you already calculated to this extent?

Strategizing from a thousand miles away...

You truly are a divine person! "I actually disdained this thing before, heh, I was Narrow-minded, I was Narrow-minded!" The Wrathful Father God let out a long howl to the heavens. "This problem, I know how to solve it! I know how to solve it!!!"

"Wh-what Noise..." Li Er stared blankly at him, still not knowing what was about to happen.

The Wrathful Father God walked toward him slowly on his three-section legs, his tone coaxing: "Hehehe, Little Trash Brother Li Er, you don't think saying a few sweet words would make someone confess first, do you?"

"Hehe~ Little Trash Brother Li Er, so Weak~"

"Ugh..." Li Er immediately covered his Mouth.

He swore, in this life, he had never felt this Nausea.

A monster disgusting to the extreme, like an ancient god, was actually saying that kind of fake-loli talk, doing this Act Cute Zi Xing.

Can't take it, completely can't take it!

On the Wrathful Father God's side, seeing Li Er covering his mouth with a face full of blushing shy posture, he was delighted.

As expected, this is the killing blow, this is the killing blow! "Hehe, Little Trash Brother Li Er, hehe~ If you confess to me first, tonight I'll Wear white Striped Stockings, Little Trash, Little Trash~"

"I... I... I..." Li Er was about to cry, tears spinning in his eyes.

Already moved to tears... The Wrathful Father God was too happy, continued outputting: "Nya nya~ Hurry up and confess to me, Little Trash, hehe~"

"I... I..." Li Er finally couldn't hold back, shouted loudly: "I DNMDD! You speak properly to me!"

As his words fell.

All sound came to an Abrupt Stop.

The Wrathful Father God stared blankly at Li Er.

Li Er also stared blankly at him.

It's over, this is thoroughly over! Li Er, oh Li Er, what are you doing? You were just a little bit away from securing him!

The Wrathful Father God also froze. He couldn't understand how Li Er, who was just ambiguously flirting, suddenly started cursing at him.

Did he do something wrong?

Just then, Li Cheng made a move.

He lightly snapped his fingers, controlling the Dragon-Phoenix Chimera inside Li Er's body to transmit the words to be said.

Li Er listened to that voice and said shyly: "Aiya, it's not early anymore. Bao Bao Zi Miss, your charm really makes me unable to hold back. Let's not stand here. Let's go into the Forest, have a proper Appointment, okay?"

"Oh..." The Wrathful Father God froze, then immediately bloomed a Splendid smile.

Didn't expect this Li Er to be so bold on first meeting.

Actually dares to invite me into the Forest?

Hahaha, looks like on the first Appointment, he's going to make the dragon soar! "Good, then let's go! Jie Jie Jie!"

………

Seeing the two enter the woods, Li Cheng only then cut off the call with Li Er.

Looking at the Abyss Divine Chosen Experience Points one step closer, about to break through the Ninth Rank, he revealed a Satisfied smile.

Torturing these two people, the leveling speed is really Too Fast.

The Wrathful Father God needs no more words.

This Li Er is truly a born Holy Body for being tortured. The pain Experience Points produced are frighteningly many! Pity that today we won't get to see the scene of the mouse trap clamping the Dragon Whip.

After all, this kind of ultimate pain, Li Cheng wants to keep for when the Wrathful Father God loses everything.

That is the optimal moment he carefully selected.

As for now, there are more important things to do.

"Father God's Crown." Prime Minister Lu Yi knocked and entered: "The large army is already fully prepared, just waiting for Your command, and we can set out!"

"Good!" Li Cheng smiled, following him together, walked to the place where the troops were stationed.

The True Mother Goddess had also long been waiting here early.

Seeing Li Cheng come over, she immediately furrowed her eyebrows, but quickly it became schadenfreude: "Hehe, Father God's Crown, that divine artifact I gave you, do you still like it?"

"Oh, you mean that ring ah, I like it immensely!" Li Cheng smiled sunshinely.

"Hehe." The True Mother Goddess coldly snorted once, only regarding it as him putting up a strong front.

After all, that kind of divine artifact that only takes effect after death, what f*cking use does it have?

Still saying you like it immensely, if you truly like that thing, hehe, I'll tie myself up, give myself to you as a slave! Just wait, Wrathful Father God, not only is this divine artifact of little use to you.

The other two divine artifacts, you also won't get.

Or rather, you'll only be able to touch them once or twice!

After I win this war, obtain battle merit, unseal the True Eye, then everything of yours will be mine.

I'll make you know the price of provoking me! I want to put a dog collar on you, make you my dog! "Jie jie jie, jie jie jie jie..." The True Mother Goddess laughed out loud.

"Mother Goddess Adult, Mother Goddess Adult?"

"Jie jie jie, jie jie..."

"Mother Goddess Adult?"

"Ah?" The True Mother Goddess lightly coughed twice, realized her loss of composure, then rolled her eyes at Li Cheng, and stopped speaking.

"True Lady not going to the front lines?" Li Cheng asked again.

"I of course won't go, dispatching troops for war this kind of thing, leaving it to my generals is enough." The True Mother Goddess coldly snorted once.

"Mm, understood." Li Cheng nodded, turned to look at the fully prepared demon race soldiers.

The soldiers here added up to not even ten thousand.

But they are the elite among elites of both forces.

Strength none below seventh rank.

Also quite a few ninth rank generals.

Looking at these abyss demon race, Li Cheng deeply realized, in this game Tianming Continent being unilaterally beaten is very normal.

These experts who count among the best on Tianming Continent, in the abyss, can only count as pretty good elites.

If not for the world's barrier, that Tianming Continent would have gone extinct long ago.

But after today, these elites, will all more or less be gone.

The power gap between Tianming Continent and the abyss, will shrink significantly.

And the True Mother Goddess who lost these elites, will also have to bear the consequences of this war's defeat.

At that time, what kind of posture will she reveal?

While using demigod power to stuff a pair of dragon-phoenix twins into all the soldiers' bodies, Li Cheng smiled looking at the True Mother Goddess's general: "Then, wishing you, martial fortune flourishing."

"Heh." The True Mother Goddess also laughed out.

Wrathful Father God ah Wrathful Father God, you still think you gained what huge advantage.

You fundamentally don't know, you've already reached death's door!

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