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Chapter 1759: William's Notes and

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Learned it! Learned it!

Just as the six kings of the Anti-Li Ang faction realized the situation was not right, and that no matter which side they chose to break through, they would be blocked by the smiling Food God, William, sitting behind the Salted Fish Young Lady, was swinging his two short legs and writing furiously in his small notebook with a pleasant face.

"Shasha shasha"

"?"

Attracted by the rustling sound of the pen tip crossing the paper behind her, the Salted Fish Young Lady couldn't help but turn her head and ask curiously in a low voice:

"What are you recording? Food... is it what Your Excellency Li Ang said before?"

"No."

Busy recording his thoughts, William answered without raising his head:

"I am learning Big Brother's negotiation techniques."

Negotiation techniques?

After hearing William's answer, the Salted Fish Young Lady couldn't help but blink her eyes, and the curiosity in her eyes became even more intense.

Judging only from the first round of confrontation just now, the Food God's negotiation level was indeed not low. He just intentionally or unintentionally threw out a small weakness and directly pushed his former allies into a dilemma, where no matter how they chose, it was a crushing defeat. So...

How does his own younger brother view the Food God's negotiation techniques?

"Can I take a look?"

Quite interested in William's views, the Salted Fish Young Lady secretly moved her chair back and discussed in a low voice:

"If you let sister take a look at your notebook, sister will buy you malt candy when we go out later."

"..."

Childish! Who cares about your two pieces of malt candy?

After disdainfully glancing at the Salted Fish Young Lady who was trying to lure him with cheap candy, William protected his notebook, raised his little head, and said with an arrogant face:

"I want creamy chocolate."

"Deal!"

"And must avoid Sister Anna, buy it for me secretly."

"No problem!"

After exchanging a visit to William the younger brother's homework notebook for a large bar of creamy chocolate, the Salted Fish Young Lady leaned her upper body back slightly, moved to an angle where she could see the contents of the notebook, and took a curious look.

【Big Brother's Negotiation Art】

Rule 1: Preparation: Compared to excellent eloquence, being well-prepared in advance is the kingly way. If the preparation is sufficient, then the negotiation is just a walkover toward victory.

Is the key in the "before"?

Looking at the crooked handwriting in the notebook and recalling her experiences over the past two days, the Salted Fish Young Lady couldn't help but nod slightly in agreement, then continued to read.

Rule 2: Seducing the opponent: Make good use of your outstanding male charm to seduce enemies who were originally in the opposing camp, inducing them to betray their allies and join your camp, thereby enhancing your own strength.

???

"This isn't right, is it?"

Looking at Rule 2, which didn't mention names directly but was hinting at her everywhere between the lines, the Salted Fish Young Lady couldn't help but be anxious. She leaned against the back of the chair and questioned in a low voice:

"Don't summarize randomly! I wasn't seduced! I was forced!"

"?"

William raised his head in surprise, scanned her up and down, and then let out a disdainful sneer.

"Heh."

Hypocritical adult!

"..."

This damn child!

After stealing a glance at Li Ang not far away, the Salted Fish Young Lady had no choice but to give up the plan of grabbing this bear child, laying him across her knees, and spanking his butt, and looked at Rule 3 with a drooping face.

Rule 3: Colluding with the referee: Visit the host of the negotiation in advance, explain the pros and cons, bribe and win over, threaten with force... strive to participate in the negotiation while concurrently serving as the referee off the field, ensuring that everyone except the opponent is my person.

"?!?!"

"Haven't you guys discussed it yet?"

Not noticing that William the younger brother was learning his own negotiation techniques, Li Ang, who had patiently waited for the "Anti-Li Ang" faction to exchange a wave of opinions privately and had quietly usurped the host status of the assembly, smiled and exerted pressure:

"If everyone has no objections, then these two small ideas proposed by the Lvzhou Kingdom..."

"Wait!"

After exchanging several rounds of intense opinions, still unable to accept the result that foreign trade and war would be controlled by others from now on, the King of the Thunder Kingdom, as the representative of the "Anti-Li Ang" faction, had to bite the bullet and express his stance:

"We feel that Her Majesty Liena's previous statement might... be slightly biased, so..."

"So you admit that your own governance has big problems, which catalyzed many anomalous events that could have been avoided, leading to a large number of additional casualties among the cleaners?"

"I can't say it like that..."

Facing Li Ang's aggressive counter-question, the King of Thunder understood in his heart that if he continued to be stubborn, the Food God might take out another chart, and then use the excuse that the number of anomalous events dropped sharply after the Queen of Lvzhou started governing, to continue to pursue and beat him, so he could only say vaguely:

"I admit that Her Majesty Weiluonika's governance level is more excellent than ours, and it is indeed very helpful for reducing anomalous events, but this does not mean that Lvzhou's model can be directly applied to other kingdoms."

After barely finding a point to grasp, as his train of thought gradually unfolded, the King of Thunder's expression became fluent, and he raised his volume:

"Governing a country is very complex and cannot be copied mechanically... Not to mention anything else, even if we were all the same as Her Majesty Weiluonika, and even started to push similar political decrees, the new and old nobles and officials in our country might not necessarily be as cooperative as Lvzhou, so..."

"I understand."

After interrupting the King of Thunder's words again, Li Ang's brows arched slightly, and then he summarized thoughtfully:

"So what you majesties mean is that you yourselves are supportive of making changes, and you also want to cooperate with our Cleaning Bureau's work. You also want to reduce the frequency of anomalous events, significantly reduce the casualties of cleaners, and make the whole world better... I summarized it correctly, right?"

"This... theoretically speaking..."

"Correct? Or incorrect?"

"..."

You asked like this, do I dare to say incorrect?

Facing Li Ang's act of taking the opportunity to swap concepts and forcibly bundling the Twelve Kingdoms making changes with the interests of the Cleaning Bureau and making the whole world better, the King of Thunder was itching with hatred and wished he could just pick up the teacup on the table and throw it over.

Unfortunately, the situation was stronger than the person now. Under the watchful eyes of the two Cleaning Bureau directors, he really didn't have the courage to deny this sentence, so he had to bite his teeth and agree.

"Correct!"

"Very good!"

After clapping his hands twice, giving a round of applause that was far more symbolic than actual, Li Ang said with a smile:

"It seems that although everyone's level of governing the country is not good, their hearts are still good. But there are bad people in every kingdom!

Obviously everyone wanted to change this chaotic situation a long time ago, but those new and old nobles and officials, one by one, because of their own interests, just refused to cooperate with everyone's political decrees, making the Twelve Kingdoms a mess...

So we must deal with them! We must severely deal with these bastards who are holding everyone back!"

After forcibly putting a stack of big hats on them following the King of Thunder's words, in the expressions of the Anti-Li Ang kings that things were not good, a stack of small booklets suddenly appeared in Li Ang's hand. He swish-swish-swish distributed one to each person, and then introduced with a smile:

"Our Cleaning Bureau has recently established a Hell Branch. This is the promotional brochure for the Hell Branch... I can guarantee to everyone that as long as the people from the Hell Branch are connected, the problems you worried about in the past will immediately disappear without a trace!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 1760 =====

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