Chapter 1760: I Want You

Hell Branch?

After looking at the somewhat gloomy promotional brochure on the table, and then looking at Hearing Li Ang's sunny smile—which was ten times gloomier than the brochure—the terrified Anti-Hearing Li Ang kings had no choice but to reach out and pick up the black-and-green mixed booklet on the table.

"Hell Welcomes You"

"Hiss..."

Looking at the woman on the cover wearing a professional suit, with a slim waist, long legs, and beautiful appearance... a female dead person, not only did the Anti-Hearing Li Ang kings tremble, but even the queens at the Scandal table couldn't help but gasp.

Without any other reason, although this cover lady's appearance and figure were impeccable, and even her smile was as bright as sunshine, her appearance of bleeding from seven orifices and her frighteningly white skin really made people's hearts feel cold.

"This is Receptionist No. 9527 of the Hell Branch, Miss Lishana, who has won the 'Brightest Smile of the Month' award three times in a row. She is a service model in the Hell reception sequence, so she was placed on the cover of the promotional publication."

After casually introducing the cover girl of the promotional brochure, Hearing Li Ang urged with a smile:

"The cover is actually nothing to look at; the key is the content behind... Also, actually I also participated in the compilation of this booklet. I hope everyone can give a heartfelt evaluation after reading it."

"..."

Under Hearing Li Ang's enthusiastic smile and the pitying gazes of the two directors who knew the content, the kings opened the promotional brochure one after another and looked at the illustrated inner pages.

【Cleaning Bureau Hell Branch—Leader in Post-Mortem Reincarnation Career】

【Branch Introduction】

The Cleaning Bureau Hell Branch, established in Lvzhou Year 978, the first year of the birth of the New Dead World, is the first comprehensive soul service department in the present world and surrounding thirteen planes to realize full-cycle post-mortem management, occupying an undisputed industry-leading position.

Relying on the Judgment Center and the 18-layer fully automatic disciplinary system, we have established a complete post-mortem punishment service, and have always adhered to the core values of "smiling in the nine springs, not dying well." We handle an average of 123,000 businesses daily, with gratifying performance growth and a promising future.

【Mission and Vision】

◆ Build a new ecosystem of orderly reincarnation of good and evil

◆ Create a community of harmonious development of life and death

【Core Business】

◆ Full life cycle management of souls (containment-judgment-torture "crossed out" purification-reincarnation) 【Image】

◆ Manual analysis, summary, and delivery of good and evil karma (manual verification of merits, review of sins) 【Image】

◆ Customized Hell experience service (18 special packages such as tongue-pulling/mountain of knives/oil pan) 【Image】

◆ High-end afterlife channel operation (VIP extreme bliss express/merit point exchange) (to be opened)

◆ Merit-based life extension and post-mortem real estate sales (making your home after death warmer than before you were alive) 【Image】

【Employee Welfare】

◆ Post-mortem housing... advance property purchase...

◆ Relatives entrusting dreams... merit-based family visits...

◆ Flexible working system... can resign at any time...

【Social Responsibility】

◆ Regularly hold public welfare lectures...

◆ Fund the "doing good deeds" education project in the present world...

◆ Establish the first Institute of Karma...

【Customer Testimonials】

◆ Mr. X, a cleaner from the Scorpio Branch who went to visit in a dream... The Hell tour taught me to respect life!

◆ Ms. Y, whose husband died in August this year... The dream-entrusting function allowed our husband and wife to reunite. If we could xx in the dream, it would be even better!

◆ Ms. Z, whose father passed away in early September... Cloud burning paper is really convenient! Hope to open the life-death exchange business as soon as possible!

◆ Mr. W, who was thrown into the oil pan hell because of crimes against humanity... Ah! Ah! Ah ah ah!!!... Such a full breath? Increase the fire!

【Recruiting Talent】

◆ Urgent hiring positions...

◆ Interview notice...

Join us!

(Fire) Pointing at you (Fire)

Who the hell wants to join you!!!

After reading the detailed diagrams and customer examples of the 18 layers of hell with a numb scalp, looking at the Food God on the last page of the promotional brochure, who was in the pose of "I want you" in the mountain of knives and sea of fire, smiling and pointing at himself, the kings of the Twelve Kingdoms felt their backs turn cold.

Although this promotional brochure contained a lot of strange content that made no sense, after excluding those messy parts, the remaining things they could still understand... especially the part about the 18 layers of hell in 【Core Business】 and 【Customer Testimonials】!

Is it necessary to do it so absolutely?!!!

Trembling as he closed the gloomy-toned booklet, hurriedly blocking Hearing Li Ang's smiling face, and recalling the diagrams of the 18 layers of hell he had just seen in this booklet—which were more detailed than photos—the King of the Thunder Kingdom couldn't help but slap the table and shout angrily:

"You are messing around!"

"What?"

Hearing Li Ang looked over, and looking at the King of Thunder whose right hand was constantly trembling on the table, he asked somewhat puzzled:

"Is there something wrong with you?"

I said you are messing around!

After gathering all his strength, trying hard to open his mouth, and shouting out again, looking at Hearing Li Ang who was still puzzled in front of him, the King of Thunder suddenly realized.

I don't know when, but the muscles on his entire face had completely stiffened, and his two previous "shouts" didn't even make a sound, not even opening his mouth completely, only cracking a gap of less than a finger wide.

Those two rebukes of his, full of anger, only existed in his imagination. What he actually shouted out just now were only two muffled, meaningless groans, like the broken weeping of a small beast blocked in a cave by a hungry wolf.

"I... I meant to say..."

After rubbing the muscles on his cheeks hard and finally recovering a little language ability, the King of Thunder, as if he had been shouting all night, said with a hoarse voice:

"This... this is too crazy! After death... after death, it should be the end of it, it... it cannot be so... so"

"Why can't it?"

Interrupting the King of Thunder again, Hearing Li Ang stared into his eyes and responded warmly:

"Some people, although they are dead, because of the evil consequences caused by their reckless actions, will continue to extend.

Some people, although they are dead, those who suffer because of him still have to continue to bear the suffering he created.

Some people, although they are dead, but... why should he die so happily?"

"?!!!"

Glancing at the purple-black intertwined soul of the King of Thunder, Hearing Li Ang put away the smile on his face, reopened the promotional brochure in front of the other party, and said with a peaceful expression:

"Just like I said before, I believe everyone wants to govern the country well, it's just because of a slight lack of ability, plus people are desperately holding you back, that made the present world like this. And now the Hell Branch has sent a good way, which happens to be able to help everyone solve this problem.

I printed a lot of these promotional brochures. When everyone returns to the country, you might as well take more, and incidentally let those who hold you back take a look. I believe the situation will definitely improve significantly in the future... If there is no improvement, everyone is welcome to come to me!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 1761 =====