Chapter 31: So Terrible It Shakes Heaven and Earth!

【Fei He Cinema】.

A gust of wind blew through the red curtain at the entrance and into the movie theater.

Inside the dim screening hall, a faint stench of rot and mold wafted about.

The movie was still playing.

In the screening hall, the moviegoers who had once held high expectations were now staring dumbfounded at this "epic blockbuster."

Confusion, incredulity, horror, shock...

Countless emotions surged within the depths of everyone's hearts at that very moment!

Never in their lives had they imagined they would one day walk into a movie theater and witness such an inhumane film!

The massive impact had left them completely dumbfounded!

…………………………

"【Ah Liang Fast Food】is humanity's last hope!"

"You must shoulder the hope of saving the world, please, my heroes!"

"You must protect【Ah Liang Fast Food】, protect humanity's last hope!"

"……"

Lawyer Fan Qiang clutched his heart, gasping for breath, his gaze fixed intently on the big screen!

Amidst the interplay of light and shadow, in those brief few minutes, Fan Qiang felt his eyes had gone completely blind!

The entire person was no longer merely sitting on pins and needles!

It was simply more stimulating than a million grass mud horses slamming violently into the depths of his buttocks N times!

This was nothing short of raping his own eyes!

What had he seen?

He saw that the leaked source of this so-called "Superman 2" had completely lost all shame!

After a baffling desert battle ended, they encountered a baffling space-time turbulence again, and then, the Chinese Supermen Yan Yan Shuangying and Sun Sun Wukong were suddenly transported by the space-time turbulence to the modern era!

Yes!

He had not seen wrong!

Transported to the modern era!

After being transported to the present, what did this heartless film do!

Damn it!

He saw the sign for【Ah Liang Fast Food】appear right there on the screen, and it stayed for a full five seconds or so!

Yes, for five seconds, aside from the background music, there were only the five characters "Ah Liang Fast Food" on the sign!

Moreover, the stingy production crew actually, damn it, even gave the sign for【Ah Liang Fast Food】a "Duang" five-cent flash special effect, the look of that flash seeming to pierce straight into his heart!

After five seconds, that heart-rate-spiking sign finally slowly pulled down along with the camera shot...

Then, two figures started fighting again without a word!

Then came the familiar, explosive! A ghostly demon plot where one action was repeated N times!

One moment Sun Sun Wukong was knocked to the ground, the next Superman was knocked to the ground...

Accompanied by a series of "Bang Bang Bang" thudding sounds, it once again refreshed Lawyer Fan Qiang's worldview!

Replaying it was one thing!

Did you think that was its lower limit?

No!

Fan Qiang, whose scalp was already numb and breathing had become completely difficult, saw these young people who knew no martial ethics give him a solid, hard lesson!

He realized, damn it!

He was just watching an advertisement!

Just watching an advertisement for【Ah Liang Fast Food】!

Every place Sun Sun Wukong fell was a product placement for【Ah Liang Fast Food】!

Some were tableware, some were close-ups of chopsticks, some were the characters "Ah Liang Fast Food" on a broom, and some even had a line of text pasted inside a toilet; the product placements were like a plague god, everywhere!

Finally, after that damn product placement for【Ah Liang Fast Food】ended and the repeated fighting scenes concluded...

On the screen, a fried egg inexplicably appeared, given a close-up!

A scene that made Fan Qiang want to go mad appeared: that fried egg suddenly emitted a series of multicolored special effect advertisements, and then, damn it, actually started speaking!

"The Earth is about to be destroyed! Brother Ma, the Martian, will use my energy to travel to Earth, attempting to save and rule the Earth!"

"With my remaining energy, I summon two warriors from the East!"

"You, who carry destiny!"

"……"

Lawyer Fan Qiang shuddered all over, his entire person dumbfounded, drawing in a sharp breath of cold air!

At this moment, he felt all the strength in his body had also been drained by this damn film; he didn't even have the strength to stand up!

"Damn your grandmother!"

"What kind of crap is this!"

"My eyes, I damn well feel they are going blind!"

"Damn it!"

"You could have just robbed five yuan from my pocket, but you insist on giving me a movie; you really are damn good people!"

"Damn it, boss, I'll give you ten yuan, let's stop harming people, okay? Turn it off quickly, I'm afraid if I watch any longer, I'll go mad!"

"I feel my intelligence has been completely crushed by this movie; I feel I've become an idiot!"

"..."

"..."

The projection hall, silent for a long time...

The moment the fried egg opened its mouth to speak, it finally erupted!

Some young people, faces flushed, couldn't help but point at the screen and curse loudly!

Some were shaken until they were burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, as if their internal organs had been shattered; they fled their seats like they were escaping, fearing that if they watched any longer, this unprecedented "masterpiece" would shake them until blood poured from their seven orifices!

"That's enough, right?"

"I told you, 4500 yuan, to make it worth your while!"

"..."

Amidst a cacophony of curses, nearly one-third of the people in the cinema ran away...

After hearing those waves of curses, Xu Xu Xueliang, the boss of 【Ah Liang Fast Food】, was now cowering in the corner, trembling!

His face was pale; the moment he saw Zhou Yang's serious face, the corners of his mouth trembled slightly.

He had originally thought that after taking the 4500 and covering a few box lunches, Zhou Yang would at most make his brand appear once...

But, who could have imagined that this guy Zhou Yang would be so...

So "worth your while"!

A moment later, he lowered his head even further; after trembling for a long time, he finally squeezed out a sentence: "I, I, actually, actually, actually, there's no need for this, actually..."

Damn it!

So "worth your while," it was simply roasting his brand over a fire...

His heart was very fragile; he simply couldn't handle being this hyped...

"No, for clients, we must provide service to the doorstep. Rest assured, next, all of it will be 【Ah Liang Fast Food】 advertisements; it will be everywhere!"

"..."

Zhou Yang's single sentence made Xu Xu Xueliang's face reveal a smile uglier than crying; his eyes timidly stared at those cursing audience members, fearing that if these people got angry, they would run over and smash his shop.

After watching for a long time, he looked at the big screen again!

Inside the big screen!

The insane plot was still playing!

The fried egg that refreshed the three views was still emitting a sizzling heat wave, using a heavy voice to utter a series of words like "fate," "save the world," "save the earth," "history," and so on!

Sun Sun Wukong and the Chinese superhero Yan Yan Shuangying had stopped fighting too!

After seeing the talking egg fried rice, they suddenly made up for no apparent reason, and then...

Without logic, without plot, they began to share a common hatred against a common enemy; then, both sides stood before the fried egg and nodded seriously!

"Rest assured, I, Old Sun, will definitely protect 【Ah Liang Fast Food】; whatever demon comes, I will make sure he has no return!"

"Rest assured, Mr. Fried Egg, guarding world peace is our responsibility; 【Ah Liang Fast Food】 will definitely live well! It will not only be better, but it will also provide more nutrition and energy for children, for those busy people, and for the heroes who strive for the entire world!"

"..."

How about!

Spending a bit more money!

To get President Zhou to cancel this insane advertisement...

And take it down?

"This damn thing!"

"Every single line of dialogue carries 【Ah Liang Fast Food】!"

"You, you..."

"..."

"I can't take this damn thing anymore!"

"Ugh!"

"President Deng, you watch here, I..."

"Sorry, President Deng, I really am... sorry, I'm too young..."

"This movie has no copyright infringement issues, damn it... no, wait, there is a problem, I'm going to sue him, sue it for mentally polluting me!"

"Damn it!"

"..."

Light and shadow continued to interweave.

Curses in the cinema rose and fell...

Lawyer Fan Qiang, who had persisted for a few more minutes, felt as if a lump of big dog shit had been stuffed into his soul; finally, he lowered his head, carried the camera, said a few words to Deng Deng Hairong, and then hurriedly ran away.

Deng Deng Hairong was also clutching his heart, his gaze staring intently at this movie that was rotten to the heavens and earth!

This movie...

Simply was!

Damn it!

Even calling it a movie is an insult to movies; it is simply ruining everything!

But!

For some reason!

He actually still wanted to see just how far this movie's three views could explode!

Damn it!

Is he crazy?