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Chapter 1133: Don't just stand there, eat!

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Seeing that the freshly cooked dishes were about to be finished off by the Human Race ancestors all together.

The Charm Tribe and Elf Tribe ancestors couldn't hold back any longer—if they kept eating like this, damn it, they wouldn't even get to drink the wash-water.

Squeeze in.

At the command of the Elf Tribe's chief ancestor, the other Elf Tribe ancestors, without hesitation, rushed straight into the kitchen.

In no time, the tiny kitchen was packed with perhaps twenty or thirty Great Emperor ancestors.

Watching this scene, the Barbarian, Ancient, and Undying Tribe ancestors in the courtyard were dumbfounded—what was going on? Did this little kitchen hide some treasure, damn it?

Don't squeeze, compared to the damn squeezing, I............

Qi Xiong, how did you promise me last night?

Damn, who dares to talk to me like that........... huh? Darling, it's you.

Qi Xiong, still a bit angry from being squeezed, was about to yell, but when he turned his head, he saw a Charm Tribe ancestor behind him—none other than his newly found dao companion.

Last night, while they were being intimate, Qi Xiong naturally said some sweet nothings.

But damn, those were nighttime words—do they count in the daytime?

But now everyone has already crowded in, and moreover, this Charm Tribe ancestor's gaze is clear: if you don't give me this hot bite today, don't even think about getting that hot bite tonight—figure it out yourself.

Faced with that Charm Tribe ancestor's threatening gaze, Qi Xiong gave an embarrassed smile.

Darling, how did you get in? I was just about to send it out for you to eat.

In response, the Charm Tribe ancestor gave a cold snort, wearing an expression that said, 'I don't believe you a bit.'

Do you think I'll believe you?

Darling, you're being unreasonable—how could you not believe me? I feel for you...........

Then bring it over for me to eat.

I, this..............

Before Qi Xiong could speak, the Charm Tribe ancestor had already moved, using chopsticks to precisely pick up a piece of beef and start eating.

Delicious, delicious............

Just moments ago his face was icy cold, but now it instantly brightened.

The same went for the others—when facing the Elf and Charm Tribes, the Human Race ancestors truly had no recourse.

Their soft spot had been pinched—if they didn't get fed during the day, they'd have nothing to eat at night either.

But as they scrambled, Yu Mo began to feel something was off.

Wrong, how come there are so many people?

Damn, whose hand is this? Why so much hair?

Huh???

In the chaos, Yu Mo kept feeling the numbers were off—adding up the Charm and Elf Tribe ancestors gave at most ten.

Minus Chirao, there were only nine.

But looking at the chopsticks piled full in the dish, damn, it couldn't possibly be just nine people.

Squeezed in the crowd, Yu Mo turned his head with difficulty and instantly saw a Stone Tribe ancestor behind him who had just picked up a chopstick.

Their eyes met, both showing a hint of bewilderment.

The Stone Tribe ancestor gave an embarrassed smile, while Yu Mo shouted.

What are you Stone Tribe doing in here?

Damn, letting the Charm and Elf Tribes in is fine enough—after all, they're my women, so I ought to pamper them.

But why the hell do you Stone Tribe dare to come in?

You damn Sub Tribe dare to snatch from the Upper Tribe? You've turned the world upside down—any law, any rules left?

Yu Mo's eyes widened, while the Stone Tribe ancestor gave an embarrassed smile.

Upper Tribe, please calm down—I couldn't help myself, I couldn't help myself.

You............

Before he could finish speaking, before Yu Mo could even open his mouth, he saw the Stone Tribe ancestor, in a flash faster than covering one's ears, snatch another large piece of beef with his chopsticks and happily eat it.

Seeing that, Yu Mo flew into a rage.

Damn, you're still picking—are you trying to rebel?

Damn, I'm watching you, and you're still picking—do you have any manners left?

But with delicious food right in front of them, how could the Stone Tribe ancestors possibly hold back? Each of them tried every means to get a bite—any bit was better than none.

Seeing this, Yun Xiantai, Yunluo Shèngzhǔ, and the others also panicked—if they kept snatching like this, damn it, they'd have nothing left to eat.

In no time, they didn't bother with anything else and hurriedly started grabbing.

Ye Zhangqing's side was stir-frying dishes, while over there they didn't even need to leave the kitchen—everything was instantly consumed.

Inside the kitchen, chaos reigned; the Ancient, Barbarian, and Undying Tribe ancestors in the courtyard, hearing the noise from within, each wore a complex expression.

Are you just a bunch of refugee beggars? Damn, have you not eaten or what?

Besides, damn, weren't we invited to eat? We're still sitting here.

Some couldn't make sense of what was happening before their eyes.

But the three tribes' ancestors still suppressed their tempers and patiently sat in the courtyard.

After all, when you're under someone else's eaves, you have to bow your head—they didn't dare to act out of line.

They had finally managed to improve the Human Race's image a little—now they couldn't afford to throw it all away.

Thus they sat honestly, listening to the kitchen's clamor.

After a little over half a Shíchén, the kitchen's clamor gradually faded, and then everyone walked out with grease dripping from their mouths.

The leader, Yun Xiantai, still wore a smile as he spoke to the three tribes' ancestors.

"You've been waiting anxiously, come, let's eat."

"Huh???"

"Hearing this, the three tribe ancestors all had strange expressions; you guys, haven't you already finished eating? There's still oil on the corners of your mouths that you haven't wiped."

"Nevertheless, on the surface they still respectfully nodded and replied, thinking that they were just going to give a casual response anyway."

"Immediately, the Spirit Tribe, Charm Tribe, and Stone Tribe ancestors each came up to the table carrying plates."

"At first, the three tribe ancestors still wore smiles, flattering Yun Xiantai and the others, but as the dishes were served, the smiles on their faces froze."

"Each of them looked with astonishment at the plates on the table, 'What the hell are these things?'"

"Their eyes went wide; as a Great Emperor Ancestor, they had naturally attended no shortage of such banquets."

"Every time, it was a feast of all kinds of heavenly treasures and delicious things."

"But seeing the dishes on the table at this moment, the three tribe ancestors were completely dumbfounded."

"What the hell are these things? You guys... this this this..."

"For a moment they didn't know what to say; this was originally supposed to be a few words of praise, some flattery."

"But looking at the dishes on the table, the three tribe ancestors realized that, even after racking their brains, they simply didn't know what to say—what could they possibly say?"

"They just froze there; seeing this, even Yun Xiantai felt a bit embarrassed, but still smiled and said."

"Don't just stand there, hurry up and eat."

"Huh???"

"Upon hearing that, the three tribe ancestors looked at the dishes on the table; each plate was not small, quite large, but although the plates were big, what the hell was inside them?"

"For example, the plate in front of the Ancient Tribe's First Ancestor had a piece of meat scrap only the size of a fingernail; he couldn't even tell what it was."

"Moreover, why are there tooth marks on it? Who bit it? How are we supposed to eat this? Even if it got stuck in our teeth, it would probably just fall straight through."

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