Chapter 1134: then translation of title
Looking at this huge plate before him, it actually contains just a damn piece of meat the size of a fingernail, and moreover it's even a damn small fingernail.
The Ancient Tribe's first forefather only felt his scalp go numb; this damn... he had eaten feasts his whole life, but he had truly never eaten a feast like this.
Not only the Ancient Tribe's first forefather, but the other forefathers were the same, each one stunned in place.
Seeing this, Yun Xiantai still enthusiastically said.
"Eat, why wouldn't you eat? Oh, you haven't tried our Human Race's dishes, come come come, let me introduce them to you."
Huh???
Hearing this, the forefathers of the three tribes all froze; what damn need is there for an introduction? You damn might as well just introduce the plate.
I think this plate could say two more things than these dishes.
But Yun Xiantai simply ignored these, pointing at the dishes on the table and began to introduce them.
First is this piece of meat in front of the Ancient Tribe's first forefather.
"This is stir-fried beef tenderloin, made from the fire ox king..............."
Huh???
Listening to Yun Xiantai's introduction, the Ancient Tribe's first forefather had a mind full of questions, his gaze dull as he looked at the tiny piece of meat in the plate; this damn is called stir-fried beef tenderloin?
You damn call this stir-fried beef tenderloin?
The Ancient Tribe's first forefather truly never imagined that this damn would be stir-fried beef tenderloin.
Even finally, Yun Xiantai also came with a sentence.
"This is the painstaking masterpiece of Ye Changqing, from the whole fire ox king's body only this tiny piece of the best meat was selected, Ancient Tribe forefather, quickly try it."
Huh???
Hearing this, the Ancient Tribe's first forefather gave Yun Xiantai a strange look; you damn are trying to fool me like an idiot here.
Who damn stir-fries beef and only cooks this tiny bit of minced meat?
Moreover, how do you explain the tooth marks on it?
However, the Ancient Tribe's first forefather didn't dare say it out loud, and even had to force a smile while saying.
"Thank you, Upper Tribe, for the grace."
"Ah, as family we don't keep secrets; if you like it, eat quickly, eat freely."
I damn, with just this piece of meat, what damn is there to eat freely? I'm afraid even a slightly bigger breath could blow it away.
After finishing introducing the stir-fried beef tenderloin, Yun Xiantai turned to the next dish and introduced it.
"This dish is braised ox hoof, it's a tough dish, you..............."
Listening to Yun Xiantai's introduction, another forefather of the Ancient Tribe only felt his head buzzing.
Looking at the pile of bone fragments in the plate, he had just carefully searched through them.
Even with the eyesight of a great emperor's cultivation, he still couldn't find even a thread of meat in that pile of bone fragments.
The whole pile of bones, damn, looked as if it had been licked by a barbed tongue, eaten to a state of clean.
How the damn could this be gnawed to produce so many bones, with not a shred of meat left.
At this moment, Yun Xiantai told him, this damn dish is called braised ox hoof?
You call this braised?
Looking at the bones reflecting his own shadow, this damn is braised?
The bones were licked to a state of damn pure white; he even doubted whether there was any flavor left on them.
Watching Yun Xiantai's incessant introduction, this Ancient Tribe forefather could only nod dumbly in agreement; finally, hearing Yun Xiantai's words.
"Don't be polite, today eat your fill, it's enough."
That Ancient Tribe forefather nodded foolishly; is this enough? You damn are just feeding dogs with this.
With these bones sucked clean to the bone, not even a dog would eat them.
After introducing dish after dish, soon only the last dish remained.
But the Undying Race's first forefather looked at the plate before him; he had already basically given up resistance.
Thinking about what Yun Xiantai would say later, he just went along with it, anyway it was just a formality.
But he stared at this plate for a long time and still damn couldn't tell what dish it was.
A huge plate, and damn it only contains a single hair?
Moreover, this hair was only found by the Undying Race's first forefather after great effort; without close inspection, it's basically invisible.
What the damn is this thing? Does such a dish even exist in this world?
The Undying Race forefather was feeling gloomy, and at this moment Yun Xiantai had already turned his gaze over; even he was startled upon seeing this dish.
How the damn is this an empty plate? Where's the food?
Yun Xiantai was dumbfounded; even though he could talk fluently, you damn at least scrape up some leftovers for me.
You just brought out an empty plate, putting me in a tough spot.
Just when Yun Xiantai didn't know what to say, Qi Xiong at the side took over.
He pointed at the middle of the plate with his hand, smiling as he said.
"This is also a tough dish of our Human Race."
Huh???
What the damn kind of tough dish is this? Stir-fried air? Or no braising?
Everyone present was dumbfounded, but as Qi Xiong's next words came out, they were even more shocked, struck by heavenly thunder.
"This dish is clear‑stewed ox tail..............."
Huh???
Upon hearing this, even the Human Race's forefathers on this side had strange expressions.
What Yun Xiantai just said was already outrageous, but at least it still had some basis, damn it. But the moment you, Qi Xiong, opened your mouth, damn it, you were just talking nonsense.
Looking at that empty plate, where the hell is the cow tail? Damn, how did I not see it?
At this moment, the three tribes' ancestors didn't know how to respond anymore. They could still respond earlier, but now, how the hell should they respond? Force it?
But damn, everyone's watching, so even if you lie blatantly, you need to have some limits.
Your braised cow tail—don't even mention the tail; at least make it resemble that braised pork trotter, throw in some bone. We could still force ourselves to accept it, but you've done this, we really can't stomach it.
Under the stunned gaze of everyone, Qi Xiong calmly picked up the tiny black hair in the plate with a smile.
This dish is braised cow tail hair............
Huh???
Upon hearing that, everyone's attention finally turned to the short black hair in Qi Xiong's hand.
This... this... this...........
For a moment, everyone was completely dumbfounded; even the Human Race side wore strange expressions—what the hell is this?
Even Qi Xiong, who was speaking, felt a flush of embarrassment at this moment.
It's not his fault—who knew he'd gotten carried away eating, not paying attention, and damn, even chewed the bone.
Seeing no other way, Qi Xiong just casually placed a single hair on the plate, calling it a dish.
What's wrong with braised cow tail hair? Can't it be eaten?
Everyone present remained silent for a long time; they truly didn't know how to respond.
The ancestors of the Ancient Tribe, Barbarian Tribe, and Undying Race stared at each other, racking their brains, but couldn't find a suitable response.
Just as the atmosphere grew increasingly awkward and everyone fell into silence, suddenly, the Undying Race's first ancestor carefully lifted the cow tail hair in Qi Xiong's hand with both hands.
His face full of delight, he said.
What a fine braised cow tail hair—this is the legendary dish lost to the Human Race, braised cow tail hair? Thank you, Upper Tribe, for your grace.
Huh???
End of Chapter
