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Chapter 1135: Country bumpkin, clueless

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Upon hearing the words of the Undying Race First Elder, everyone present was stunned.

Especially seeing him carefully holding that strand of unknown hair, the Ancient Tribe, Barbarian Tribe, and even the Stone Tribe elders all had strange expressions.

Damn, have you no shame? You can even bluff this?

Even Qi Xiong, upon hearing this, had a complex expression and for a moment didn't know how to respond.

I just spouted a few nonsense lines, and your flattery caught me off guard.

Qi Xiong stood there stunned, seeing the atmosphere about to turn awkward again, while Yun Xiantai, Yu Mo, and Yunluo Shèngzhǔ nearby all acted as if it were none of their business.

You dealt with the hair yourself, blew your own bullshit, and you should resolve it yourself.

Seeing this, Qi Xiong also became a bit anxious and blurted out nonsense.

「Don't be polite, hurry up and eat. 」

Hmm???

Qi Xiong was momentarily at a loss for words, blurted out a sentence, but upon hearing it, the Undying Race First Elder was stunned.

He stared strangely at the black strand of unknown hair in his hand, his expression odd.

Damn, what did you just say? Have me eat it?

The Undying Race Elder suddenly felt the urge to flip the table—listen, is what you're saying even human speech?

I was trying to flatter you kindly, and this is how you treat me?

The Undying Race First Elder was truly bewildered—this human race is bullying too much.

And the others present also didn't know how to continue the conversation, feeling that something was off.

Is this how you humans treat guests?

Are you sure you're not deliberately making things difficult for us? The Ancient Tribe and Barbarian Tribe elders looked at the dishes before them, each seething but unable to speak.

If we've done something wrong, you humans can just point it out.

No need to beat around the bush with us.

As the Undying Race Elder stared at the black strand in his hand, not knowing what to do, Chi Rao walked out from the kitchen carrying a large basin.

"I knew you had nothing to eat, so make do with this."

Saying that, she placed the basin on the table—sure enough, it was full of fried rice made with Golden Feather Eagle eggs.

Seeing the basin full of fried rice, Yun Xiantai, Qi Xiong, and the others' eyes lit up; Yun Xiantai, without hesitation, said:

"It's perfect that we haven't eaten yet—let's just make do and eat a bit."

Hmm???

Upon hearing that, the Ancient Tribe, Barbarian Tribe, Undying Race, and the three tribe elders were all stunned.

After just regaining his composure, the Undying Race First Elder gave Yun Xiantai a strange look and said, "Damn, how dare you say something like that?"

What do you mean you haven't eaten? What were you doing in the kitchen just now?

Also, if I understood correctly, Chi Rao's words were directed at them, right?

It was meant for them to make do and eat a bit—who let you lot make do?

He complained wildly in his heart, but didn't dare say it out loud.

As Yun Xiantai and the others were about to dig in, Chi Rao said:

"Your share is inside; don't grab it—after all, we're hosting guests, don't make it look so bad."

"Oh? There's more? Fine, fine, fine."

Upon hearing that, Yun Xiantai and the others also realized.

Yeah, this was originally their invitation, although now the three tribes are subordinate tribes of the Human Race.

But the Human Race taking the initiative to host them is too shabby—doesn't that also lose face? Besides, I heard that Ye Zhangqing specially reserved a portion for them in the kitchen.

Feeling reluctant, they glanced at the basin of fried rice and finally forced a smile, saying:

"Haha, go ahead, eat, eat, dig in."

For the sake of the Human Race's dignity, this basin of fried rice is yours.

Seeing Yun Xiantai and the others' reluctant expressions, the three tribe elders felt a mix of emotions.

No, if you don't want to invite them, just say so—why go through all this trouble?

We don't have to eat it either—if you're reluctant to give it, then don't give it.

We just said it—it's only a basin of fried rice; although it smells good, it's not that big a deal, and we never asked for it.

Looking at Yun Xiantai and the others' expressions, it's as if they'd paid a huge price.

Damn, it's just a basin of fried rice—is it really necessary?

It's as if we're some delicacy.

Seeing the three tribe elders fall silent, Yun Xiantai enthusiastically said:

"Come on, eat—why aren't you moving?"

We've painfully let go and given it to you—aren't you going to eat?

Upon hearing that, the three tribe elders were startled, then quickly nodded in agreement.

"Thank you, Upper Tribe, for the gift."

"Eat, eat, eat—we'll dig in right away."

"Delicious."

Hmm???

Again, the Undying Race First Elder's words left everyone stunned.

Damn, just because you ate it doesn't mean it's good—flatter with some thought, or are you just spouting nonsense?

Even Yun Xiantai was stunned for a moment, but held no grudge; seeing the three tribe elders start eating, everyone naturally joined in and hurried toward the kitchen.

The Charm Tribe elder and the Elf Tribe elder, seeing this, naturally followed closely behind.

Only the Stone Tribe elders remained; they had just snatched a meal, and going for another now would be somewhat inappropriate.

Immediately, the Stone Tribe elders turned their gaze to the plate of fried rice on the table.

Since the elders of the three tribes were just going through the motions, no one added even a small bowl.

A big pot full of fried rice still had plenty left at this moment.

In an instant, the Stone Tribe elders' eyes lit up.

Grabbing food with the Human Race was somewhat awkward, but with the Barbarian Tribe, Ancient Tribe, and Undying Race there were far fewer scruples.

Immediately, the Stone Tribe elders made a decision.

The Stone Tribe's first elder, smiling, asked.

You're not eating anymore?

Hearing this, the three tribes' elders gave the Stone Tribe elders a strange look—what's going on today?

How come you all look like starving ghosts reborn? It's just a pot of fried rice—why are your eyes red, Stone Tribe?

As a great emperor elder, you haven't even eaten fried rice? Surely not—has life for the Stone Tribe come to this?

The three tribes had no interest in fried rice at all, so although they found it a bit odd, hearing the Stone Tribe's first elder say that, they casually replied.

If you want to eat, just eat.

Good, that's exactly what we were waiting for; hearing this, the Stone Tribe elders grinned, not holding back, and immediately helped themselves to more rice.

Unlike the three tribes' elders, each of them heaped a big bowl, and it was packed tight.

Watching the Stone Tribe elders pile on the rice, the three tribes' elders were speechless—really? Have you never eaten rice or what? Are you starving stupid?

But the Stone Tribe elders didn't care at all, feeling nothing but contempt for this bunch of idiots who still don't know what they've missed, and will be crying later.

This is just simple fried rice? This is pure enjoyment—every bite is a delight, you country bumpkins, clueless.

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