Chapter 12: The Sycophant Group Owner, the Civilized Demon

Journey to the West: Opening by Joining the Chat Group, Main Text Volume, Chapter 12: The Sycophant Group Owner, the Civilized Demon, late at night.

After eating and drinking their fill, the little green snake sprawled out under a tree and fell into a deep sleep.

After all, it had eaten a roasted wolf head and absorbed the essence of the flesh and blood of many great demons.

For serpentine creatures, sleep can effectively digest the energy of food.

As for the white snake, Xiaobai, she sat in place, meditating silently to cultivate her magic power.

Her demon core had been handled by Xuanzang and was stained with Innate immortal Qi, becoming increasingly full; practicing at this time yielded twice the result with half the effort.

She was already at the late stage of Refining Essence into Qi and would reach perfection before long.

Xuanzang paid no mind to the two snakes beside him; this could be considered his first long journey, and it was rare for the Old Monk to let him down the mountain.

However, knowing the Old Monk's temperament, this fellow was likely watching from the shadows.

Xuanzang guessed correctly; from the moment he descended the mountain, the Old Monk had been observing him in secret.

Watching Xuanzang break one commandment after another along the way, the Old Monk was furious.

On a mountain peak in the distance, the Old Monk cursed and swore, his gaze taking in everything about Xuanzang's party.

"This rebellious disciple, now he's even hooked up with two snake demons; he truly has no regard for the commandments of Buddhism."

"Namo Amituofo!"

"Sin, sin."

"Sigh, if things continue to develop in this direction, it is clear this rebellious disciple has a rebellious bone in his head; I fear Lingshan will have no peace in the future."

The Old Monk shook his head and hid his tracks once more.

On the other side, Xuanzang was full of energy and had no need for sleep, so he simply turned his attention to the Chat Group to chat for a while.

……

Chat Group.

Sword Deity: "This old man is checking in!"

Demon Queen: "The Queen is checking in too. How stingy, why is there only one point for checking in?"

Morgana complained; ever since she learned that points could be used to exchange for treasures—God Body, Sacred Body, and the like—she had basically sold every resource she could.

Unfortunately, she was still a hundred and eight thousand miles away from being able to afford them!

First Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "This must have to do with luck!"

Demon King Who Never Suffers Defeat: "Same."

Demon Queen: "Damn you, one is an elderly single dog, the other is a weakling who got dumped by a scumbag. How could the Queen's luck be bad?"

Morgana retorted directly, not indulging the group members at all.

In any case, everyone was in different worlds; could they really crawl through the internet cable to hit her?

As the Group Owner, Yan Shuangying was lurking, speechless at these silly group members; could they really start a fight over this?

Demon King Who Never Suffers Defeat: "Heh, women only affect the speed at which I draw my blade."

Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Demon Queen Morgana, don't hit people in the face; is it fun to pick at people's scars? Weren't you also hung up and whipped by your own sister?"

Yan Fei countered; although she had been betrayed, that was something that would happen in the future, and it hadn't occurred yet.

Furthermore, now that she knew the future, whether it would come to pass was an unknown.

Demon Queen: "Damn, little bitch, you dare to talk back!"

First Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "……"

Scripture Seeker: "Everyone, harmony is precious!"

Xuanzang spoke, seemingly to mediate the fight. After all, his character setting was that of a Holy Monk of Buddhism.

Diviner: "Everyone, the Holy Monk has spoken, don't argue."

Demon Queen: "Did the Queen argue? The Queen is so elegant and easygoing. Group Owner, don't you agree?"

Diviner: "Heh, give it a rest. As the number one vagrant of the universe, can you have some shame?"

Demon Queen: "Damn, you dog Group Owner! What are you saying?"

"Ding, group member Demon Queen has been muted for ten minutes!"

Diviner: "Morgana, here is a mute package for you!"

Demon Queen: "……"

Morgana was furious; at this moment, the Group Owner, this power-tripping dog, had actually muted her, so she couldn't say a single word.

First Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "The Heavenly Dao is a cycle; who has Heaven ever spared?"

Sword Deity: "Eating melons!"

Diviner: "Master Xuanzang, would you like to consider the previous suggestion? Cut a piece of... *cough cough*, provide some Ancestral Blood, and this Group Owner will ensure your journey west is smooth and unobstructed."

Yan Shuangying was plotting against Xuanzang again, drooling over the flesh of Tang Seng.

Even if she couldn't eat it, just smelling it could grant longevity and many benefits.

Demon King Who Never Suffers Defeat: "Group Owner, your perspective is truly small, staring at the Holy Monk all day."

First Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Indeed, though in Journey to the West, the Holy Monk is a handsome man, able to bewitch even the Queen of the Women's Kingdom. I wonder what he looks like."

Yan Fei was somewhat curious!

Diviner: "…… The Chat Group has a photo-upload function; wanting to know the Holy Monk's appearance isn't difficult."

First Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Holy Monk, post a photo!"

Sword Deity: "This old man also wants to see what the Holy Monk, a reincarnation of a Buddha, looks like."

Scripture Seeker: "Form is Nothingness, Nothingness is form! Skin and Flesh are merely external objects."

Although he said this, in the next second, Xuanzang posted a selfie.

"Ding, group member Scripture Seeker has uploaded a selfie."

Yan Shuangying clicked on the image!

The number one extraordinary woman of the Yin-Yang School clicked on the image!

The Old Demon King who never suffers a setback clicked on the image!

The Demon Queen clicked on the image!

The Spring and Autumn Sword Deity clicked on the image!

In an instant, the group members all saw Xuanzang's selfie.

In the photo, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse.

Under a tree, the young Xuanzang sat cross-legged, wearing a white monk's robe, his body tall and slender.

His features were handsome, his eyes bright, and he looked exceptionally young; the moonlight spilled onto his body, illuminating him with a holy and ethereal air.

For Xuanzang, there was no problem with posting a selfie; he was not without the means, nor was he someone who could not be seen in public.

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "This temperament, this appearance, this old man is envious."

Li Chungang felt that even in his youth, his looks were inferior to Xuanzang's, and looking at himself now, he was just a wretched old man.

The Demon King who never suffers a setback: "Looking at the Holy Monk Xuanzang, so young and full of youthful vitality, I am reminded of the youth that faded away under the sunset many years ago."

The number one extraordinary woman of the Yin-Yang School: "What a handsome Monarch; Holy Monk Xuanzang, why not return to secular life? It is too much of a pity to be a monk."

Diviner: "Yan Fei, you are acting on lust, aren't you?"

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Why are you blurting out such hard truths, Group Owner?"

Demon Queen: "Damn, Xuanzang, you are truly breathtakingly handsome! And you dog... Group Owner, don't mute me next time; can't you handle losing?"

Diviner: "Heh, if you don't court death, you won't die. The atmosphere in the group has been ruined by you; as the Group Owner, I have to clean it up."

Demon Queen: "..."

Morgana was speechless; damn power-abusing dog.

Meanwhile, things were not calm for Yan Shuangying; after seeing Xuanzang's selfie, she felt she would not be able to sleep tonight.

Aside from transmigrating and becoming the Chat Group Group Owner, she was just a young girl, not very old, and she had fantasies about the opposite sex, especially being deeply influenced by Mary Sue literature.

She had thought the Holy Monk Xuanzang would be kind-faced and a high-ranking monk of great virtue.

Who would have thought he would be so young and so handsome, with features that grew right into her heart; that face could be admired for a hundred years.

Compared to the "little fresh meat" of her past life, he completely crushed them by ten thousand streets.

"Ding, group member Scripture Seeker has triggered a special achievement: first selfie uploaded, rewarded with one thousand points."

The sudden group notification caused the Chat Group to explode once again.