Chapter 13: The Angel Three Kings' Photo Album

Journey to the West: Starting by Joining the Chat Group, Main Text Volume, Chapter 13, The Angel Three Kings' Photo Album: "Ding, group member Scripture Seeker has triggered a special achievement: first time taking a selfie and uploading it, gaining 1,000 points."

On the Chat Group's public screen, the news of Xuanzang gaining points was announced to the members, making them all feel as sour and bitter as if they had eaten lemons.

Chat Group.

Demon Queen: "Damn, is there any justice left? Is there any law? I, the Queen, worked so hard selling off my belongings and only got two hundred-something points; how did this Xuanzang get 1,000 points all at once?"

Morgana ranted crazily, suddenly feeling that the world was unfair and fate was unjust.

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "So envious!"

Li Chungang sighed, also extremely jealous.

The Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss: "This should also be a mechanism of the Chat Group; because Holy Monk Xuanzang was the first to take a selfie, that is why it triggered a reward."

As a hero of his generation, the Old Demon King possessed insight and intellect that ordinary people could not compare to, pointing out the core of the matter at once.

Diviner: "Correct, everything has a halo of blessing the first time. As the first group member to take a selfie and upload it, Holy Monk Xuanzang triggered the Chat Group's achievement mechanism, which is why there was a reward."

Yan Shuangying explained, feeling very envious of Xuanzang receiving the reward.

As the Group Owner, the points in her hands were only around a thousand; she was pitifully poor.

Furthermore, the group members were all cunning individuals, each with eight hundred schemes in their bellies; if she wanted to swindle the members to make a profit, she might end up losing herself in the process.

Yan Shuangying felt that she might be the most miserable Group Owner.

Other people's group members were all brainwashed, imaginative, and intellectually stunted.

Her group members were all people who acted one way to your face and another behind your back, one way here and another way there.

Number One Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Group Owner, will there be a reward for the second selfie uploaded?"

Demon Queen: "Yeah, yeah. I have a whole set of Blu-ray photos, Queen. It's boring for one person to look at the real thing; if I could get points, I'd be willing to share."

The Old Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss: "Photos?"

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Are they decent?"

Demon Queen: "Get lost!"

Diviner: "It might not be as high a reward as Master Xuanzang received, but there should be one!"

Ding, Spring and Autumn Sword Deity has uploaded an image!

Ding, The Old Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss has uploaded an image.

Before the words were even finished, Li Chungang and the Old Demon King used their single-for-forty-or-fifty-years hand speed to instantly upload their selfies.

This left Morgana and Yan Fei stunned!

These two old bachelors are truly dogs!

Demon Queen: "Damn, I already thought I was shameless. I didn't expect you guys to be even more shameless?"

Number One Extraordinary Woman of the Yin-Yang School: "Heh, men!"

At this moment, Yan Fei was disappointed in men once again.

She had wanted to post a selfie to trigger the Chat Group's achievement mechanism, but she didn't expect to be intercepted by the Old Demon King and Li Chungang.

Diviner: "..."

Yan Shuangying was speechless; these group members were terrifyingly cunning.

Subsequently, all the group members looked at the selfies of Li Chungang and the Old Demon King.

Although the files the Group Owner had uploaded previously contained videos, everyone had only seen them vaguely.

But they were not as clear as these selfies!

Through the background, one could see Li Chungang in a dim space, wearing tattered sable fur, with disheveled gray-white hair, looking like a complete old wreck, though his eyes were sharp.

As for the Old Demon King's background, he was standing in a canyon plain filled with the scent of gunpowder, the sky extremely dark.

The Old Demon King was wearing a suit of dark gold armor, with an aura of a hegemon rushing toward the viewer, and a Big Gold Watch belt clearly visible at his waist.

"Ding, group member Spring and Autumn Sword Deity has uploaded the second selfie, triggering the achievement mechanism, gaining 300 points."

"Ding, group member The Old Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss has uploaded a selfie, triggering the achievement mechanism, gaining 100 points."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "This round, not a loss!"

The Old Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss: "It'll do!"

Morgana and Yan Fei did not continue to upload selfies.

Anyone with eyes could see that the later it got, the fewer the points, so there was no need.

Demon Queen: "Damn! But since everyone has exposed their photos, Group Owner, why don't you expose yours? You've been in the group for so long, and I don't even know what you look like. Are you male or female, or perhaps a beast-body, semi-beast-body, triangular-body, or a hexagonal warrior?"

The Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss: "I am indeed curious about what kind of existence can divine the past and future and span multiple dimensional universes, and whether you are still a carbon-based lifeform."

Diviner: "..."

Yan Shuangying was silent; exposing her photo—letting a beautiful young girl who likes JK outfits and white silk stockings expose her photo—she was afraid she would be laughed to death by these street hoodlums.

Exposing her photo was impossible; if her background were known, she, the Group Owner, could just quit the group.

Looking at the current group members, purely in terms of combat power without cheats, she, the Group Owner, was at the bottom.

The only one she could beat should be Holy Monk Xuanzang!

After all, Xuanzang was a mortal; at least in Yan Shuangying's impression, Xuanzang had no power to truss a chicken.

However, through this selfie, Yan Shuangying discovered that this Xuanzang was different from the one in her cognition.

Young, handsome, with an ethereal temperament, and a good physique.

Even if he might be a "combat power of five" weakling, that face could withstand and fight.

Demon Queen: "Why isn't the Group Owner talking? It's just exposing a photo, what's there to hide? You wouldn't happen to be a middle-aged man picking his feet, would you? It's a good thing I didn't upload my photo album, otherwise who knows what this dog Group Owner would do with my photos!"

The Demon King Who Never Takes a Loss: "Cough, cough, cough~"

Diviner: "Morgana, that's enough. You can drive on any broken road! This Group Owner is used to being a loner; no selfies, look into the 'muted' package."

Demon Queen: "Tch, can't afford to play!"

Xuanzang watched the daily bickering between the Group Owner and Morgana from the side, finding it quite amusing.

However, as for the identity of the Group Owner, what exactly could it be?

If one were to call her a charlatan Group Owner, she doesn't look very bright, and her ability to swindle is likely not even one-tenth of Morgana's.

Has she not managed to scrape any profit from the group members to this day?

Could she be hiding her true capabilities?

Demon Queen: "Xuanzang Sheng Seng, how about we make a deal?"

Just as Xuanzang was lost in his thoughts, a message from Morgana arrived.

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "A deal?"

Demon Queen: "Yes! Look, Xuanzang, you are a monk, and for a monk, the four elements are empty; points are of no use to you, so why not trade them with me, the Queen?

Of course, I, the Queen, won't let you suffer a loss. A collection of photos I have treasured, containing the daily lives of the Angel Three Kings of the Angel Civilization, is absolutely a priceless treasure. I'll give it to Xuanzang Sheng Seng to temper his Buddhist Dharma!"

"Photos of the Angel Three Kings!"

Xuanzang's expression was strange; he had to admit that he was actually somewhat tempted.

He wasn't truly a person who only ate vegetarian food and chanted Buddha's name, with the four elements empty and loving nothing.

But given his current status, accepting the deal openly would not fit the persona of a virtuous and eminent monk; he had to remain reserved.

Diviner: "Morgana, that's enough. Is this how you seduce people? You are truly a demon to be able to come up with such an idea."

Yin-Yang School Extraordinary Woman: "Xuanzang Sheng Seng, if photos can be exchanged for points, I have them here too. The beauties of the Yin-Yang School are endless and countless; with one word from me, they would obediently accept the arrangement."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "..."

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