Chapter 687: Feng Baobao's Thousand-Mile Solo Kill of the Old Celestial Master
"Although the newcomers' strength this time isn't exactly monstrous, they are interesting."
As Group Leader Yan Shuangying retrieved the basic information of the new members, Xuanzang also learned the identities of the newcomers this time.
Especially since the Old Celestial Master Zhang Zhiwei had come this time; it was just unclear if he was from the same plane as Bao'er.
There was also the 'Father-Troubler,' practically the cosmic dance king Star-Lord who punched out *Avengers: Endgame*, the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy, a descendant of the Celestial Ego, and a half-god.
Chat Group.
Father-Troubler: "Chat group? What kind of place is this?"
Star-Lord asked, feeling bewildered.
When joining the group, Group Leader Yan Shuangying had the basic information of the chat group sent to the newcomers by default.
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "In short, a chat group is a chat group?"
Father-Troubler: "Oh, well said, don't say it again next time."
Playboy: "Newcomer, what is your relationship with the Avengers?"
Tony was quite curious; could this also be a spacetime from the Marvel Universe?
Father-Troubler: "What the hell are the Avengers? Never heard of them. I am a Ravager, a space pirate; of course, you can also call me Star-Lord."
Playboy: "?? Star-Lord, shit, could it be that Star-Lord who was abducted into space to be a thief?"
Father-Troubler: "? How do you know me?"
Playboy: "Hahaha, you idiot, you punched out *Avengers: Endgame* and even got me killed. By the way, there is also your future father-in-law in the group."
Father-Troubler: "??"
Star-Lord remained bewildered, wondering what the hell was going on.
Playboy: "Thanos, come quickly and take a look at your filial son-in-law."
Thanos of Titan: "..."
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Isn't this just family?"
Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Eating melons!"
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "Is there going to be a domestic explosion?"
Father-Troubler: "What on earth are you all talking about? What is the situation?"
One-Hit Old Celestial Master: "Interesting, interesting."
Demon Queen: "Group Leader, it's your turn to step up."
Diviner: "..."
"Ding, Group Leader Diviner has uploaded the file 'The Daily Life of a Hot-Blooded Elderly Celestial Master'."
"Ding, Group Leader Diviner has uploaded the file 'Guardians of the Galaxy: The Father-Troubler'."
"Ding, Group Leader Diviner has uploaded the file 'Giant of Light Tiga'."
"Ding, Group Leader Diviner has uploaded the file 'King of Fighters'."
Yan Shuangying uploaded the newcomers' files directly. As for 'wool-shearing' or the like, it was no longer necessary; her current strength in the chat group was not weak, and she was capable of Feitian Didi, traversing the universe, and more than enough to protect herself.
The old members read the newcomers' scripts immediately, while the four new members hesitated for a moment before clicking on the scripts as well.
First was Star-Lord; the script described his childhood in detail, followed by the days he was abducted into space by the Ravager Yondu to become an interstellar thief.
Afterward, he arrived at the Morag star system, where he obtained the Cosmic Orb and the Power Stone, but was also hunted by the Kree Civilization's Supreme Ronan, subsequently being locked in a prison of the Xandar civilization, where he met the modified lifeform Rocket Raccoon, Drax the Destroyer, and Thanos's daughter Gamora...
After finishing the entire galaxy script, Star-Lord was bewildered and then even more bewildered. Could this really be his future? It sounded fake, but it was also too realistic.
The key was that he also had a girlfriend he truly loved, but this girlfriend was killed by his father-in-law, which was Thanos.
By the way, was there also a Thanos in the chat group?
"This is truly absurd, like absurdity opening the door for absurdity—it's absurd to the core."
In space, Star-Lord was piloting his spaceship, approaching the planet Morag, while a humanoid creature suddenly appeared in the cabin behind him.
This creature had a slender, delicate appearance, a devilish figure, but the head was strange, looking like a caterpillar with a bloody mouth. The key was that the voice emitted was a 'clip-voice' (squeaky, affected tone), making one's heart flutter.
This was Star-Lord's 'friend with benefits,' or barely a one-night stand. In order to fish for information about the Cosmic Orb, he had discussed the philosophy of life with this beauty from some unknown civilization. Although the head looked horrific, the figure was perfect, just with rather abundant hair.
Star-Lord ignored the alien girl behind him and continued to head toward Morag, while reading the script again.
Meanwhile, in the world of *Under One Person*, Celestial Master Zhang Zhiwei looked at the script, which roughly introduced his situation and the things that would happen in the future. He was originally quite calm, but the mention of his junior brother's grandson, Zhang Chulan, made him slightly surprised.
He had not expected that his junior brother Zhang Huaiyi actually had a grandson. Unlike him, who was all alone and still a virgin even at nearly a hundred years old, life down the mountain was indeed good.
The Old Celestial Master sincerely wished his junior brother well, but he also knew that after so many years without news, this junior brother was likely in grave danger. Having a grandson meant he had descendants, so this generation was not cut off.
If the script was true, he would have to bring Zhang Huaiyi's grandson to Longhu Mountain, pass the position of Celestial Master to Zhang Chulan, and let this little grandson remain a virgin for life.
As he continued through the script, he saw that another junior brother, Tian Jinzhong, was killed by the acting leader of Quansheng, and this acting leader was hiding in the Celestial Master Mansion, disguised as a little Daoist boy serving Tian Jinzhong.
Damn it!
These filthy wretches, truly too hateful, too shameful.
Zhang Zhi Wei was extremely protective of his fellow disciples, especially since Tian Jinzhong was one of the few old friends who had lived until now.
"Quansheng is courting death, provoking existences they shouldn't provoke." Zhang Zhi Wei cursed.
However, according to the introduction in the script, Tian Jinzhong's death was in the late stage after the end of the Luo Tian Dajiao. Now, there was still about a month until the Luo Tian Dajiao, so everything was still in time.
"I have become Ultraman!"
In the Ultraman plane, team member Da Gu was piloting the GUTS Wing on patrol?
At this time, the Victory Team was not yet used to deal with little Monsters; it was mainly for patrolling some areas and monitoring abnormal activities.
Looking at the script, Da Gu couldn't help but lose focus. Although his world also had legends about Ultraman, such as the original, those were just legends; no one had ever seen one, and no one believed it.
After reading the entire script, Da Gu pondered: was he a human or was he Tiga?
If he were human, why did he have the ancient memories of Tiga?
If he were Tiga, why could he not unleash Tiga's full strength at all, and in the end, was even ravaged by the evil god Gatanothor?
And there is also this female Ultraman Camilla; everything is just too complicated.
King of Fighters plane, Shiranui-ryu Martial Dao Hall.
A person holding a folding fan, wearing a fiery red, sexy female ninja outfit, is currently teaching students to practice Martial Dao.
It is just that most of the students' attention is not on the martial arts, but on Shiranui Mai.
There is no helping it, Shiranui Mai's charm is too great; with every step she takes, that evil seems ready to burst forth, making people unable to help but feel terrified.
Especially since Shiranui Mai also possesses an aura as scorching as fire, which makes people intoxicated.
If it were before, Shiranui Mai would definitely have beaten these students for not practicing hard and being obsessed with beauty, although she is indeed the most charming woman in Fusang.
But now, Shiranui Mai is obsessed with the destiny Script.
In the Script, Fusang is about to experience a great catastrophe; a mysterious existence from the East is here spreading news of immortality, bewitching many practitioners and turning the peaceful Fusang into a land of war.
Moreover, many unknown monsters have appeared in the land of Fusang, committing all kinds of evil everywhere, and her master Hanzo also died in this turmoil.
Shiranui Mai's expression is serious, and she subsequently leaves the Shiranui-ryu Dojo and goes to the Tachibana Dojo.
Tachibana Dojo is the dojo of the famous Fusang swordsman Tachibana Ukyo; the two have sparred in Martial Dao many times, neither winning nor losing, and they can be considered soulmates.
In the backyard of the Tachibana Dojo, when Shiranui Mai walks in, a blue-haired youth is focused on peeling an apple; looking closely, the youth's blade does not touch the apple, but the apple's skin continuously peels off, tracing a perfect arc, which is a feast for the eyes.
"Tachibana!" Shiranui Mai says with a grave gaze.
The blue-haired, slightly melancholic swordsman slowly lifts his head to look over.
Chat Group.
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Laughing myself to death, so this is the 'Father-Sorrower', Absolute."
Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "That is way off the charts!"
Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "Body of a god, shoulder to shoulder with mortals."
Playboy: "Pig teammate!"
Father-Sorrower: "Is it appropriate for you all to talk about me like this?"
I Am Not Sai Tuzi: "Oh ho, so it is Senior Tiga!"
Da Gu Team Member: "Who are you?"
I Am Not Sai Tuzi: "I am Zero, Sailuo Aoteman, the most handsome guy in the Land of Light, son of Seven Ultraman, disciple of Leo Ultraman, personal student of Master Ye Wen, captain of the Cosmic Garrison, inheritor of the Noah Treasure, and archenemy of Belial!"
Da Gu Team Member: "......"
Demon Queen: "If you didn't say it, even the Queen wouldn't know you had so many titles."
Axe Gang Leader: "One word: Absolute!"
Diviner: "For this group of members, Bao'er and the Celestial Master Zhang Zhi Wei are in the same plane, at the same time. For other group members, if they have similar backgrounds, they are parallel spaces and parallel times, not affecting each other."
Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "Interesting."
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "Oh ho? Old man Zhang is in the same plane as me?"
One Hit Old Celestial Master: "Who is this Miss Bao'er?"
Zhang Zhi Wei is puzzled; although the Script mentioned it, because it had nothing to do with him, it was glossed over.
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "E is called Feng Baobao, a temporary worker for Na Du Tong; you heard that right, it is that Na Du Tong that kills and burns. By the way, your grand-disciple Zhang Chulan is also a temporary worker now, and he is my slave."
One Hit Old Celestial Master: "This... truly a bitter child."
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "He is not bitter; going to your Longhu Mountain to be a Celestial Master is what is bitter, a whole life without women, without boobs!"
Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Damn, Bao'er Jie, don't swear."
Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "Bao'er has changed!"
One Hit Old Celestial Master: "...... This! Chulan after all has a deep connection with my Longhu Mountain, as for Na Du Tong, don't think this old man doesn't know what you want to do by winning Chulan over, it is nothing more than for the Eight Extraordinary Skills Qi Origin Source."
Because he has never met Feng Baobao, Zhang Zhi Wei also does not know her uniqueness and rarity.
Plus, temporary workers are an organization working for the relevant departments; the forest is so big, there are all kinds of birds.
If he said there were none among them coveting the Qi Origin Source, he would not believe it even if he were beaten to death; he has lived for nearly a hundred years and has seen too many things.
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "That is none of my business, I manage my slave. Old guy, I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, otherwise I will bury you."
One Hit Old Celestial Master: "Young person, don't have such a temper, you must respect your elders."
Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "Give me the location, I will go bury you right now."
One Hit Old Celestial Master: "Longhu Mountain, on that highest rock on the back mountain."
The Old Celestial Master is not impulsive, nor is he stupid. Since they are all in the same world, then presumably she is also a Yiren.
In the Yiren World, he is the highest mountain; who has he ever feared? Single combat or group fights, bring it on.
He does not even frown!
Yiren World, X City Na Du Tong branch private employee villa area.
Feng Baobao, who is eating potato chips and playing games, silently drops the remote controller and pulls open the wooden door to the side with a bang; there, a youth with bare arms is sweating profusely doing push-ups, looking like he is about to collapse from exhaustion?
"Bao... Bao'er Jie!"
"I am not slacking off, I am practicing."
Zhang Chulan says tremblingly, looking at Feng Baobao with fear in his eyes; this woman is truly a devil, ever since he became her slave, he gets scolded every day, and slacking off means a big slap, it is too painful.
"Zhang Chulan, come out with me for a trip," Feng Baobao says expressionlessly.
"What?" Zhang Chulan thinks he is having auditory hallucinations.
The next second, Feng Baobao grabs Zhang Chulan, jumps directly out of the window, steps on the Golden Light of Earth-Walking, and vanishes with a 'whoosh'.
"Zhang Chulan."
Racing all the way, fast as lightning, the speed is too fast; in the blink of an eye, it is a thousand miles, and in a few breaths, he does not know where they have arrived.
Zhang Chulan is shocked; could Bao'er Jie be an Immortal?
To think it could fly so fast, and so fiercely? Which Outcast could manage that?
"It's here."
Feng Baobao took out her phone; the location displayed on it showed this was indeed Longhu Mountain, the direction was correct.
Afterwards, she found the highest mountain and the highest rock upon it, and looking from afar, she indeed saw an old man wearing a Taoist robe sitting there, looking quite composed.
Feng Baobao landed not far away and, bringing Zhang Chulan with her, walked slowly in front of Zhang Zhi Wei.
Zhang Zhi Wei did not even turn his head and said, "This is a non-tourist scenic area; walk two miles to the right, there is a signpost there, and there is customer service."
He assumed Feng Baobao was a tourist who had wandered here by mistake.
"I am Feng Baobao," Feng Baobao said expressionlessly.
"Bao'er Jie, who is this old man? He looks quite wretched," Zhang Chulan asked.
"..."
Zhang Zhi Wei was speechless, then suddenly a flash of inspiration struck his mind; he widened his eyes and said, "What did you say? You are Feng Baobao?"
"That's right, it's me," Feng Baobao replied.
"Old man, can you not squint when you talk? It's very disrespectful," Zhang Chulan retorted.
"This old man has already opened them as wide as possible!" Zhang Zhi Wei roared, as if his sore spot had been poked.
At this moment, the Chat Group livestream opened, and everyone saw Feng Baobao traveling a thousand miles to single-handedly kill the Old Celestial Master.
"Uh, alright... that must be hard for you, old man," Zhang Chulan touched his nose.
Feng Baobao took a shovel out from behind her back, and seeing this, Zhang Zhi Wei hurriedly asked, "Feng Baobao, what are you doing?"
"I said it, to bury you," Feng Baobao said calmly.
"Young people, don't be impulsive. We must respect the old and cherish the young! By the way, are you two just happening to be at Longhu Mountain?" Zhang Zhi Wei said.
"You might not believe it if I told you, but I was in X City a second ago, and the next second I arrived here? Wait, this is Longhu Mountain?"
Zhang Chulan also reacted, wearing an expression of disbelief.
X City seems to be over two thousand miles away from Longhu Mountain; it would take two or three days to drive there.
End of Chapter
