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Chapter 688: The Old Lecher and Mai Shiranui

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Longhu Mountain?

Zhang Chulan was dumbfounded, staring in shock at the peaks towering into the clouds all around; it was truly magnificent, with the aura of a great sect.

It was just that the mountaintop was a bit desolate, overgrown with weeds, and only one old man was here, looking like a lonely widower.

Following this, a complex look flashed in Zhang Chulan's eyes.

Longhu Mountain had a deep connection to him; when he was young, his grandfather Zhang Huaiyi had mentioned that he had a senior fellow apprentice who was the current head of the Celestial Master Mansion on Longhu Mountain.

Moreover, his grandfather had once proudly said that he had actually almost become the head of Longhu Mountain.

Longhu Mountain was now also the number one sect of Taoism, with thousands of disciples under its banner, and it made the news from time to time.

Of course, it was mainly information regarding the tourism industry of Longhu Mountain.

Zhang Zhi Wei also noticed Zhang Chulan; for some reason, he felt a sense of familiarity upon seeing this kid, and he even resembled that big-eared thief Zhang Huaiyi.

"Bao'er Jie, who is this old man that he's worth you coming out in person? Little brother here can take the test for you," Zhang Chulan volunteered.

There was no helping it; Zhang Chulan understood Feng Baobao's style of doing things—she didn't know her own strength, and if she said she would cut out your kidneys, she would cut out your kidneys; she meant what she said.

Although he didn't know how the old man had offended Zhang Chulan, he still felt that one should respect the elderly, so he would let the old man have some dignity and would go easy on him.

"Young man, your Courage is commendable?" Zhang Zhi Wei said calmly.

His cultivation had already reached the realm of perfection; it would be no exaggeration to call him a Land Immortal in this day and age.

However, his spirit was restrained, and his sharpness had long been hidden beneath his Skin, making people feel he was just an ordinary neighborly old man?

Zhang Chulan also couldn't sense that the old man Zhang before him was the Absolute among outcasts!

"He is the Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain; are you sure you want to mess with him?" Feng Baobao said calmly.

"Celestial Master, heh, isn't he just a Celestial Master? This old man?"

Zhang Chulan said subconsciously, looking smug, but when he realized what he had said, the smile on his face quickly froze.

"??? Celestial Master!" Zhang Chulan blurted out loudly.

"Not bad, I am Zhang Zhi Wei, the very Celestial Master of the Celestial Master Mansion today." Zhang Zhi Wei was very satisfied with Zhang Chulan's performance.

"Zhang Zhi Wei, could it be, could you be... Grand-disciple Zhang Chulan pays his respects to the Old Celestial Master."

The next second, Zhang Chulan didn't hesitate at all and knelt down, prostrating himself completely.

This kneeling was out of respect for the Celestial Master, and of course, a part of it was kneeling on behalf of his grandfather Zhang Huaiyi. Back then, whenever his grandfather mentioned Longhu Mountain, he would always look guilty, with tears streaming down his face.

Zhang Chulan didn't know what had happened, but as a descendant, it could be considered fulfilling his grandfather's wish.

This time it was Zhang Zhi Wei's turn to be shocked, and he muttered:

"Young man, you are Zhang Huaiyi's grandson, Zhang Chulan? No wonder I felt a sense of familiarity when I saw you; you really are the seed of that big-eared thief."

"Uh... well. Old Celestial Master, that's not right; I have my grandfather's bloodline, I'm not his seed, I'm my silly old man's," Zhang Chulan said with a trembling laugh.

He didn't have much affection for his old man; when he was young, he would often use the Black Tiger Steals the Heart on him, along with a whole set of Taizu Long Fist, beating him until he couldn't take care of himself. If it weren't for his grandfather protecting him, he might have died young?

Zhang Zhi Wei waved his hand and said: "Ahem, it was a slip of the tongue by this old man. But to be able to see Huaiyi's grandson, this old man's life can be considered complete; I have no regrets."

As they spoke, the grandfather and grandson hugged each other as if no one else were around, crying bitterly and pouring out their hearts to each other.

"..." Feng Baobao.

"Chulan, you don't know, back then Huaiyi was hunted by outcast forces, and I didn't help him; I have always felt guilty about this, sigh. Don't look at me as a famous Celestial Master; in fact, many times I was helpless. You won't blame me, will you?" Zhang Zhi Wei said, snot and tears running down his face.

Because his eyes were too small, those tears had to be squeezed out with effort to be seen.

Zhang Chulan was steady and deep-thinking, and he said nonchalantly: "I understand, I understand. Old man, you were helpless; Grandfather doesn't blame you, and I don't blame you either."

"That's good, then this old man can rest in peace," Zhang Zhi Wei nodded.

"By the way, old man? You are the Celestial Master; does the Celestial Master Mansion have any Golden Core, or great tonic pills?

The kind that can max out your level with one click and make you invincible in the world immediately," Zhang Chulan asked, seizing the opportunity.

"We do, as long as you are willing to be the Celestial Master, I will make you invincible in the world immediately," Zhang Zhi Wei promised, patting his chest.

Zhang Chulan was shocked; there was actually such a good thing. There wouldn't be any conspiracy, would there? Looking at the old man, he was imposing and full of righteousness, and didn't look like a treacherous person.

At this moment, Feng Baobao spoke up and said:

"Zhang Chulan, move aside, let me bury this old man."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chulan immediately said:

"Don't, Bao'er Jie, we are all family. Give me some face and let it go."

These words were spoken beautifully and with great confidence. If it were before, Zhang Chulan definitely wouldn't have dared to say that.

But now with the Old Celestial Master backing him up, he was suddenly not afraid of Bao'er Jie.

Furthermore, they were all important people to him; if they were to fight, it would hurt the hearts of his own family.

Therefore, it is better to resolve grievances than to keep them.

"Slap!"

Feng Baobao was expressionless; she walked in front of Zhang Chulan and slapped him, sending Zhang Chulan into a 360-degree spiral takeoff, leaving him dizzy and disoriented.

"!, Chulan, are you okay?" the Old Celestial Master asked worriedly.

"I'm... I'm fine..."

Zhang Chulan waved his hand while foaming at the mouth, only seeing stars.

"I was beaten a lot when I was young, my Skin is thick!"

Zhang Chulan said this because he didn't want the Old Celestial Master to worry.

"This is 'fine'? You're even blowing bubbles," the Old Celestial Master wasn't a fool; if this happened to an ordinary person, they would have at least broken a few more bones.

However, this grand-disciple was gifted, and his body was indeed sturdy; young people are just great.

Feng Baobao said calmly:

"Don't act tough in front of me!"

"Yingyingying!" Zhang Chulan rolled on the ground and made strange noises, as if he were acting spoiled.

"..." Feng Baobao.

Chat Group.

Demon Queen: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, this Zhang Chulan is truly a talent."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Indeed, too shameless."

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "The aura of baseness is rampant!"

Bad Commander: "An interesting young man; a great man knows when to yield and when to stand tall."

Spring and Autumn Sword Deity: "Indeed, he has a bright future."

Journey to the West Scripture Seeker: "He can be considered a male protagonist of a plane, so he is naturally extraordinary."

Shiranui Mai: "Is this the Martial Dao of other worlds!"

Father of Avengers: "Awesome, I'm impressed!"

Da Gu Team Member: "Are other worlds really this exaggerated? Can one really send a person flying into the sky with a 360-degree spiral?"

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "You'll know if you try."

Immortal King Anlan: "Merit minus one!"

Axe Gang Leader: "One word: Absolute!"

Demon Queen: "Bao'er. Are you serious?"

Kyushu's Number One Golden Core: "Definitely serious, Bao'er always does what she says. This Sword Immortal truly appreciates this about Bao'er."

One Hit Old Heavenly Master: "..."

The outside world.

The Old Heavenly Master was silent for a moment and said: "Feng Baobao, I know your strength is not weak. But wanting to bury this old man is still a bit lacking."

Because he had already read the Script, the Old Heavenly Master also knew roughly about Feng Baobao.

But in this world, he is the absolute peak.

He is not afraid of any Outsider at all!

It's just that, having just joined the Chat Group, the Old Heavenly Master never imagined that Feng Baobao was cheating.

"Is that so," Feng Baobao said.

"Make your move, let this old man show you what an absolute top-tier expert is."

After speaking, the Old Heavenly Master stood with his hands behind his back, looking like a master, standing aloof from the world.

Feng Baobao was not polite either; she never knew what being polite was anyway.

With a dash, she threw a punch straight at the Old Heavenly Master's chest!

The speed was too fast, so fast that the Old Heavenly Master didn't even react.

This was still Feng Baobao not using her full strength, just a normal attack!

If she were serious, the entire Longhu Mountain would be blown to bits.

Having died so many times before, the Eternal Indestructible Body triggered passively, plus the bug of the Saiyan Bloodline, Feng Baobao's strength had long since broken through the ceiling of this Outsider world.

"This punch, so strong!"

In that 0.01 seconds of neural reaction, the Old Heavenly Master's pupils dilated, feeling an unprecedented sense of oppression, as if he were not facing a person, but a Primordial Fierce Beast from ancient times.

In an instant, the Old Heavenly Master unleashed the max-level Longhu Mountain technique, the Golden Light Spell; that surging Qi materialized into a golden bell covering the surface of his body, giving off a sense of vast pressure.

But it was only for a second, not even a full second.

When Feng Baobao's fist touched the Golden Light Spell, the golden bell immediately disintegrated, turning into countless fragments.

"??" The Old Heavenly Master.

Boom!

Following that, another 360-degree spiral flight; the Old Heavenly Master became a sandbag and slammed into Zhang Chulan, foaming at the mouth, his body twitching continuously.

Feng Baobao muttered to herself: "Because I respect the old and love the young, I ended up using only 0.1 percent of my strength, otherwise, you old geezer would be meeting your maker."

"..."

Although Zhang Zhi Wei was foaming at the mouth, he had not passed out; on the contrary, he was very clear-headed.

The shock in his heart was also continuous like surging waves.

How could there be such a strong monster of a girl?

That punch, even if he had used ten-tenths of his strength, would have only had his Golden Light Spell broken in an instant; are young people today this strong?

"Old man, although I only used 0.1 percent of my strength, you were able to take it, not bad, try harder next time. As an old man who has lived for nearly a hundred years, you should be tougher than a young person," Feng Baobao said to herself.

"Bao'er Jie, I suspect you're talking dirty," Zhang Chulan complained from the ground.

"Talking dirty? Where is there a car?" Zhang Zhi Wei looked around and slowly stood up, fearing that someone would see the Heavenly Master's disheveled image.

"Ahem, this 'car' is not that 'car'; one is metaphysical, the other is physical. It can only be understood, not explained," Zhang Chulan shook his head and said.

"Smack!"

Zhang Zhi Wei's face darkened, and he gave Zhang Chulan a flick to the forehead; he was actually playing word games with his elder.

"Forget it, I won't bury you. I'll bury you later."

Feng Baobao threw away the shovel, took out potato chips from her pocket, and started eating.

Zhang Zhi Wei's expression was complex; he just couldn't understand Feng Baobao.

"By the way, grand-disciple. Since you've come to Longhu Mountain, don't be some temporary worker anymore. Your grand-master will give you the Longhu Mountain Heavenly Master position, making you the most handsome guy in the entire Outsider world."

Zhang Zhi Wei looked at Zhang Chulan, the corner of his mouth twitching.

Chat Group.

One Hit Old Heavenly Master: "Fellow Daoists, may I ask? Why is Miss Bao'er so strong? This old man even feels her power doesn't belong to an Outsider, it transcends cognition."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Remove the 'feeling' part, Old Heavenly Master. We've barely started; anyone who can't crush a planet with their bare hands doesn't count as a big shot. Our Chat Group isn't full of ordinary people; we have all kinds of existences. Demon Lords, Sword God, immortals, Dragon God—we have everything."

Wudang Old Immortal: "Fellow Daoist Zhang, little friend Ye Fan is right. As long as your luck isn't terrible, joining the chat basically allows you to be reborn and enhance your strength."

Demon Queen: "Here, as long as you have points, you can have everything: Pill, secret manuals, and divine weapons."

Kyushu's First Golden Core: "That's right, that's right."

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "So that's how it is. Wudang Old Immortal, could it be that you are a high-level expert of the Wudang Sect?"

Wudang Old Immortal: "Hehe, come to think of it, Wudang and Longhu Mountain share a common origin. This old Daoist is the founding patriarch of the Wudang Sect, Zhang Sanfeng."

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "What, you are True Person Sanfeng!"

Zhang Zhi Wei said excitedly; in the eyes of the Daomen, Zhang Sanfeng is a legend, an unrepeatable existence of an era.

Wudang Old Immortal: "Indeed, but due to parallel universes, I might not be the Zhang Sanfeng you know."

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "It doesn't matter; no matter which world, you are a Master and a role model for our generation."

Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "Calm down."

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "Miss Bao'er, you really shouldn't bully an old man."

Na Du Tong Backbone Feng Baobao: "..., did I bully you? I just punched you once."

Kyushu's First Golden Core: "Exactly. Our Baobao is very simple-minded."

Demon Queen: "Yeah, simple-minded? Simple-minded to the point of only wanting to beat people up, with no other distracting thoughts."

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Simple-minded to the point of only wanting to hit people??"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "666!"

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "I'm old, I'm old. I can't afford to provoke you, I really can't."

Wudang Old Immortal: "Fellow Daoist Zhang, we can discuss the Taoism together when you have time."

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "Since True Person Zhang has invited me, this junior will naturally comply. It's just that we don't seem to be in the same world."

Wudang Old Immortal: "That's not much of a problem; as long as you use points to purchase a Crossing Crystal, you can travel through the worlds of group members without obstruction."

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "Points!"

The Heavenly Master glanced at his own points; the balance was zero. How embarrassing?

Wudang Old Immortal: "It doesn't matter; as long as there is an opportunity to complete missions, you can still obtain points?"

Under One Person Heavenly Master: "Is that so? Then this junior is looking forward to it."

Shiranui Mai: "I would like to ask, how strong can the Chat Group help us become?"

Exploding Heavens Faction Leader: "As long as you dare to imagine it, there are infinite possibilities. But Sister Shiranui Mai, I am your loyal fan."

In the world of Xu Que, the King of Fighters game also exists?

Although the Shiranui Mai in the group is slightly different from the King of Fighters setting, the background Script is not much different.

Ye Fan Zhen Bu Hei: "Ahem, me too. Back in the day, Sister Shiranui Mai was all the rage across the entire world."

Shiranui Mai: "???"

Demon Queen: "What are you all talking about?"

Diviner: "Hehe, two old perverts."

How could Yan Shuangying not know what Ye Fan and Xu Que were thinking?

To be fair, she was very envious of Shiranui Mai's figure.

She never expected that one day she would actually join the group too.

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