Chapter 395

Not, already have it

Sun Wukong interrupted the Jade Emperor's words.

The Jade Emperor naturally did not believe it, "Already have it? Impossible, I just don't believe there is someone in this world who eats meat and can still cultivate to Buddhahood"

"Alcohol meat passes through the intestines, Buddha retains it in heart"

Sun Wukong said slowly.

When he said this, he was thinking of Maitreya and Jin Chanzi, for among all the Buddhist people he had met, only these two could fully express this saying.

"Alcohol meat passes through the intestines, Buddha retains it in heart"

The Jade Emperor muttered this phrase, feeling in his heart that it was very reasonable and yet very profound.

Indeed, he truly could not understand the Buddhist terminology, but seeing Sun Wukong's expression when he recited this phrase, the Jade Emperor again understood, since Sun Wukong could recite this phrase, it proves there really is such a person.

"Alright, I also don't intend to argue with you too much over this matter"

The Jade Emperor originally just intended to ask a question, and after hearing Sun Wukong's answer, he also didn't want to argue, anyway in the end, even if the Tathagata really wanted to find someone to settle accounts, he couldn't find him here.

"Alright, if there's nothing wrong, Old Grandson will go back first"

Sun Wukong said, standing up.

"Where do you want to go back to?"

The Jade Emperor asked.

"Naturally back to my master's place, this Buddhist Dharma Feast is such a big banquet all handled by me alone, I should be given a few days off, right?"

Sun Wukong stretched his limbs, "My bones are so tired from cooking they might fall apart, and besides this matter isn't completely finished yet, I'll first go back to my master's place to hide for a few days of peace"

Sun Wukong leaving means he won't get to eat such delicious food, but fortunately now there is a takeout machine, wanting to eat vegetables can directly order from Chen the shopkeeper.

"Alright then, this banquet indeed made you work hard"

The Jade Emperor said: "By the way, you previously said this Buddhist Dharma Feast had new dishes on sale? When the time comes, you can order on this takeout machine, right?"

"Ordering other dishes is fine, that dish cannot"

Sun Wukong said, "This dish consumes my master's energy really too much, if ordered on this takeout machine it cannot reflect the dish's preciousness, besides this dish, other dishes can be ordered, but if you want to eat this dish, you must first reserve"

The Jade Emperor was somewhat disappointed, but thinking of Yaochi returning from that side, showing off his awakened divine abilities again, he was not disappointed, such good food indeed must be eaten face to face to show its preciousness.

Chen Nuo was drinking tea, Tian Peng had already been spinning around here who knows how many circles, making Chen Nuo dizzy, "Can you not move?"

"Sorry, Chen the shopkeeper, I really can't sit still"

Tian Peng sat down, but not calmly, his feet still shaking nonstop, "Chen the shopkeeper, how sure are you that Monkey Brother will be alright?"

Chen Nuo picked up his tea cup and took a sip, "Ten percent"

"Ten percent?"

Tian Peng stood up from his chair, "You really have ten percent certainty?"

"How? You don't believe me?"

Chen Nuo put down his tea cup, looked toward Tian Peng.

Tian Peng felt guilty under Chen Nuo's gaze, hastily explained, "No no, I dare not not believe you, I believe you, Monkey Brother will definitely be alright"

"Hmph"

Chen Nuo coldly snorted, "Your appearance is not that of someone who believes me"

"Heart of Heaven and Earth, I truly believe you"

Tian Peng raised his hand, "You are so powerful, even more powerful than those immortals, if I don't believe you, who else can I believe?"

Tian Peng was swearing an oath to Chen Nuo, when a wisp of smoke drifted by behind him, Sun Wukong suddenly stood behind Tian Peng.

"What the hell, Tian Peng, you're behind my back talking to my master about what?"

Tian Peng turned around, saw Sun Wukong standing in front of him, tears instantly welled up, "Ah Monkey Brother, really it's you, let me look, you have nothing, you are truly blessed with great fortune"

Sun Wukong disgustedly pushed Tian Peng away, "Go go go, what are you doing, Old Grandson naturally has great fortune, need you to say it here?" "You're fine, just fine"

Tian Peng withdrew his hand.

They two interact like this, now Sun Wukong still teases him as before, this let Tian Peng's heart finally let go of a big stone.

"Old Grandson what could happen"

Sun Wukong snorted, walked to Chen Nuo's front, "Master, I have completed your task and returned"

"En"

Chen Nuo nodded, drank a sip of tea, "Later than I expected by a while"

"Master just a while,

Don't pick on my faults"

Sun Wukong stood tall after reporting to Chen Nuo, "Those celestial officials are really troublesome, if not for them I would have returned long ago"

"En"

Chen Nuo nodded, "After completing this task you can stay away from the Heavenly Court, but where to go is still up to you to decide"

"En, if I don't go to the Heavenly Court I will stay beside Master you, but I know you will definitely dislike me clinging, so I'll stay a while longer in the Heavenly Court, when there's something to do I'll go do other things"

"As you wish"

The tea in Chen Nuo's hand was already finished, Sun Wukong saw, hurriedly stood up and poured another cup for Chen Nuo.

After pouring the tea he didn't forget to kick Tian Peng's leg, "You idiot, really lack eyesight, just this matter you can't see"

Tian Peng foolishly laughed, "Hehe, this isn't because you're here, if I took over your work you'd definitely be angrier"

This saying is actually not wrong, anyway Tian Peng does or doesn't do anything, as long as he stands there Sun Wukong will definitely find fault.

"By the way Master, you previously said you wanted to research new drinks? Now progress how, is there anything I can help with?"

Sun Wukong remembered when he went to the Heavenly Court Chen Nuo seemed to have said this, he had been busy with the Buddhist Dharma Feast and completely forgot this, now things are done, he just remembered this.

"Indeed there is one matter"

Chen Nuo thought for a moment, then told Sun Wukong about his decision to open a chain store.

"A chain store? Master, don't you already have a takeout machine? Those who want to eat dishes can just use the takeout machine, and no matter where they are, they can order food, so why do we still need a chain store?"

Sun Wukong didn't understand: "Besides, your cooking skills are also your own unique specialty—if you open a chain store, aren't you just spreading yourself too thin?"

"You're so impatient, I haven't even finished speaking yet."

Chen Nuo had just begun speaking when Sun Wukong interrupted him.

"Hehe, there's no way around it—my mouth is just too fast."

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "You said, you said—I promise I won't say much more."

"This chain store doesn't sell anything else—it only sells milk tea. What I need now is reputation and manpower. The first branch is set to open in the Heavenly Court. Since you're not leaving the Heavenly Court anyway, why don't you help me get the milk tea shop sorted out first?"

Chen Nuo said.

"Of course there's no problem."

Sun Wukong readily agreed, "But I still don't quite understand—what's the difference between this milk tea shop and your cooking? If dishes can't be franchised, why can milk tea be? What if I can't replicate your flavor?"

"That's not a problem."

Chen Nuo had Sun Wukong sit down and said, "As long as this milk tea is mixed with the specific proportions, even Tianpeng could make a delicious cup of it."