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Chapter 481

~6 min read 1,172 words

You are 3999, and 3999 is you. He is not a simple individual,

nor is he a simple ideology.

Then what is he? What on earth is he!!!!!

For a moment, Orochimaru felt as if his brain were about to explode.

Is this damn thing still an anomalous intrusion? This stuff is more brain-draining than a mother-loving murder mystery game.

Looking at the content on the light screen, the Toad Sage pondered for a moment and decided...

Not to think about it anymore, and go to sleep.

This stuff is truly too brain-draining.

An old man's mental state is already poor to begin with, and he still has to suffer this kind of torment.

Not thinking about it, not suffering anymore, going to sleep!

At this moment, a new piece of data once again emerged on the light screen.

"Special Containment Procedures."

"Anomalous Item-3999 shall be contained at the Silencio Spa Hotel located in 【DATA EXPUNGED】."

"Researcher Talloran shall be granted primary control over Anomalous Item-3999."

"Together with Anomalous Item-2845, the use of outsourced containment resources and consultants is authorized for the containment of Anomalous Item-3999."

"Site-100 has been established according to the following specifications:"

"Site-100 consists of 9 concentric circular structures... The compartments are aligned in a straight line with geographic north and the current location of the pet kept by Researcher Talloran's college classmate."

【Note: The text repeats and glitches here.】

"The pet kept by Researcher Talloran's college classmate will be... only at Home Depot, only in the only."

"Only only only only only only only only only only only only only only"

"Help, please"

"Only only only only only"

"Your nightmare"

"Concerning the death of your loved ones"

"You wake up, facing the increasingly insane nightmare"

"Only only only only only only only only"

"Damn! What the hell are these guys writing!"

"Damn it! Don't stop me! I'm going to hack them to death! Hack them to death!"

"Are they crazy? Are they insane? What is this stuff! All this 'only only'!"

The people of the Ninja World were already on the verge of being driven mad by this data.

Now, seeing this stuff that looked like the ramblings of a lunatic once again,

who could still hold back?

Looking at the content on the light screen, Naruto's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

God! I'm still just a kid! How can I withstand such devastation!

Naruto himself wanted to know what this 3999 actually was, and wanted to know if it would appear in the Ninja World.

But even though so much data on this damn thing had been released, he still didn't know what it was.

"Lunatics, these are simply lunatics!"

Looking at the lunatic-like words on the light screen,

Naruto couldn't help but mutter.

Hearing his words, Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Kakashi all looked at him instantly.

Their gazes were flashing with light.

Seeing this scene, Naruto's mouth began to twitch uncontrollably.

Damn it, did I say something wrong again?

At this moment, a piece of data appeared before everyone on the light screen once again.

【Interviewee: Anomalous Item-3999】

【Interviewer: Researcher Talloran】

【Record start, 03.99.90】

【Talloran: Finally, that's how it is. A researcher interviews an anomaly. I am now one of the decision-makers. I will bring order.】

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

Looking at this piece of data on the light screen,

Tsunade and the others instantly became excited. They had already guessed seven or eight-tenths of what this 3999 was.

Now, in this data that had appeared,

there must be some information regarding 3999.

Once they integrated all these things, they would be able to know what this 3999 actually was,

and what its abilities were...

Actually, Tsunade and the others had long guessed that this anomalous item would not descend upon the Ninja World.

The reason they insisted on guessing what this 3999 was,

was mainly due to obsessive-compulsive disorder...

At this moment on the light screen.

【Talloran: Let's just go on like this.】

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

【Talloran: Don't think about threatening me, you can't do anything without me! (Talloran points at himself)】

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

【Talloran: Even if you can survive without order, you still have to cling to me, you still need me, begging for rules with pathetic excuses to maintain your existence. Truly pathetic, you are too pathetic.】

"Um... everyone, if I'm not mistaken, is this Talloran mocking this Supreme God?"

Looking at the content on the light screen,

the people of the Ninja World seemed to be a little... um... surprised.

A human, actually daring to mock a god?

This is equivalent to one day, your leg is broken,

and then your family's Border Collie walks in front of you and learns your way of limping,

would you be angry? I ask you, would you be angry?

The data on the light screen continued to update.

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

【Talloran: You can't intimidate me anymore. For the first million years, I was tortured by these meaningless containment procedures, gibberish, and dreamlike logic. I once felt this was the deepest pain in the world, but I survived. In the second million years, the meaningless containment procedures still made me suffer, but I survived. By the third million years, I was nearly numb. Before you become numb, you only have a few chances to see all things in the world. But do you know, you bastard? I survived. This is more important than anything you claim, because you stupid animal have never lived.】

Seeing this piece of data on the light screen,

Tsunade and the others smiled. It seemed their previous guesses were all correct.

This Supreme God had been torturing this Talloran, performing meaningless procedures over and over again,

making him groan in suffering constantly.

This was also why the previous data had always been in that chaotic and disordered state.

And at this moment, Talloran had clearly awakened.

He was about to prepare to counterattack against this 3999.

At this moment on the light screen, a new piece of data was played once again.

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

【Talloran: If I end you, things will return to normal. I don't believe there is any other possibility. Maybe you will insult my mother along with the O5 Council... using... uh... oh I don't know, using Doritos chips to make...】

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

【Talloran: So who exactly are you? Ask yourself. Before you were ready to fight as a human, you were nothing but a pile of mud, you were nothing. I am ready to go to war. I am tired of your insane talk. The more the horror and supernatural things are revealed, the less influence they have. I am fed up with you, you make me feel sick.】

【Anomalous Item-3999: 【System Error: Data corrupted, consult Site Administrator for details】】

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