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Chapter 269: 269. Chapter 269: It's Not a Wig, It's Katsura!

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269. Chapter 269: It's Not a Wig, It's Katsura!

For some reason, ever since Uchiha Zhili awakened her new pupil technique, she had always been intentionally or unintentionally avoiding Uchiha Gin. Even if they met, she would lower her head and leave in a hurry, making a certain curly hair feel a bit inexplicable.

"You have a good relationship with Little Zhili, do you know if she has encountered anything recently?"

In the morning, Uchiha Gin held a steaming glass of milk, looked up at Senju Itama, who was wearing an apron, and asked with some confusion.

"Huh? Sister Zhili is radiant and doing great."

Placing breakfast in front of Uchiha Gin, Senju Itama tilted her head innocently, thought for a moment, and said.

"Eh~ That's strange, why do I feel like she's avoiding me... Why isn't there sugar in the milk?"

Putting the milk into his mouth, Uchiha Gin frowned, and then questioned with an unhappy expression.

It's one thing not to let him drink strawberry milk, but not even putting sugar in pure milk, how is he supposed to drink it?

"Sigh, there's really nothing I can do about you, I can only add two spoons~"

Seeing Uchiha Gin's pitiful appearance, Senju Itama softened a bit, then stretched out two jade-onion-like fingers, pouted her little mouth, and urged repeatedly.

"Good, good, good!"

Nodding repeatedly, Uchiha Gin quickly opened the sugar jar, dug out two large spoons of white sugar and poured them into the milk that was only half a cup left. Not satisfied, looking at the empty spoon in his hand, a flash of struggle flashed in his eyes.

After a battle between heaven and man, Uchiha Gin let out a sigh and put the spoon back listlessly. Two spoons mean two spoons.

"Adding three spoons of sugar won't work!"

Just as Uchiha Gin was enjoying the cloyingly sweet milk in small sips, the door of the house was knocked loudly.

"Bang, bang, bang~"

"Coming, coming~"

Without needing Uchiha Gin's signal, Senju Itama had already walked towards the door very naturally.

The hostess should have the demeanor of a hostess~

"Creak~"

"You guys?"

Senju Itama looked down at the few little beans in front of the door and blinked with some confusion.

"Hello, we are Gin-san-san's students!"

The Konoha F6, led by Sarutobi Hiruzen, came to visit early. When Senju Itama was looking at them, these children were also quietly looking at the tall woman in front of them who was exuding youthful energy.

"Students?"

Hearing that the other party claimed to be Uchiha Gin's students, Senju Itama suddenly remembered the strawberry milk that had been piled up at home some time ago, which should have been the apprenticeship gift from these little guys.

"Curly A-Gin, your students are looking for you."

Usually, in front of familiar relatives and friends, Senju Itama always called Uchiha Gin a curly-haired baboon, which was her exclusive nickname for him. But in front of these children who were not very familiar, she still had a little bit of restraint.

"Mirror, who is this woman?"

Mitokado Homura looked at Senju Itama's proud figure, touched her own small flat chest with some inferiority, and then asked in a low voice.

"Shh~ Don't let her hear!"

Uchiha Mirror, who had the good fortune to try the Itama-style death windmill when he was young, hurriedly stopped Utatane Koharu's rebellious words, looked at Senju Itama with some guilty conscience, found that the other party was not looking at his side, breathed a sigh of relief, and then leaned over and explained in a low voice.

"This woman is a violent maniac. If she disagrees, she will lift people up and swing them. At that time, Uncle Gin won't be able to save you!"

"Ah?"

Hearing this, Utatane Koharu's first reaction was disbelief. How could Senju Itama's slender little hands do such a violent thing?

"Don't judge a book by its cover~"

"There is only one truth, this woman is Gin-san-san's wife!"

Hearing the whispers of the two little friends beside him, Mitokado Homura, who thought he had insight into the truth, pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, waved his fingers, and made the "truth" public.

"Huh? That guy with a bad personality can actually get a wife? This era is still too tolerant."

Shimura Danzo broke his defense on the spot after hearing Mitokado Homura's inference. In his view, a guy with a bad heart like Uchiha Gin should be single for a lifetime!

"Crunch, crunch~ Danzo, you guy, why can't you learn to be obedient?"

Behind the few little beans stood a big potato. Akimichi Torifu, who was more than a head taller than Sarutobi Hiruzen and others, shook his head and sighed while eating snacks for breakfast.

Children who love to tell the truth don't get candy.

After listening to the chattering discussion of the few children, regarding Uchiha Mirror's slander, Senju Itama expressed that it was just children's talk. If there is a chance, she will take this kid to play the windmill of childhood again.

Upon hearing Mitokado Homura's words, Senju Itama was overjoyed. This gloomy little glasses kid also became pleasing to the eye.

"Hey~ You little glasses kid, you have a good eye for people!"

"As for you, with such a big butt, do you have any hidden illness? I know a famous surgeon. If it doesn't work, just cut it off."

Regarding the rude Shimura Danzo, Senju Itama didn't have a good face. He actually dared to arrange the curly-haired baboon in front of her. If it weren't for the fact that this kid's butt was already swollen, she would definitely give this guy an unforgettable childhood memory.

"You!!!"

Little Danzo, who was poked in the pain point, almost jumped up. Fortunately, Sarutobi Hiruzen in the front was quick-eyed and quick-handed and stopped him.

"Calm down! Danzo, you have to calm down!"

Fortunately, at this time, Uchiha Gin walked over, holding a cup with only unmelted sugar grains left, and asked strangely looking at the noisy little ones.

"You guys don't follow Hashirama Laodi to study well, what are you doing running to me?"

"Gin-san-san, Big Teacher is very busy these days, we have no one to manage us~"

Seeing Uchiha Gin, the few little ones seemed to see their relatives, and told the situation they had encountered recently clearly.

"Naruto~"

It turned out that Senju Tobirama couldn't handle the government affairs alone, and Senju Hashirama, who was slacking off at home, was forcibly pressed back to work. The remaining few little ones became left-behind children.

"I can only say, you deserve it~"

Who let these two brothers collude and squeeze out the paid labor cousin, leading to a mountain of documents that couldn't be processed.

At first, Senju Tobirama, that white hair, didn't care about Uchiha Madara's departure, saying that he could process all the documents in minutes using the newly developed Shadow Clone Technique.

But Senju Tobirama still underestimated the number of documents. After the clone couldn't maintain and dissipated, the memory of processing the documents was stuffed into the brain of the white hair, which was full of tricks, almost making him an idiot.

After saving his life, he couldn't help but feel a little scared. Just separating one clone to process it had such serious consequences, so the derivative Multiple Shadow Clone Technique developed later must definitely be classified as a forbidden technique.

So, holding his head, which was a lump of paste, Senju Tobirama grabbed his big brother back to work overtime with him.

Senju Hashirama, who had been comfortable for only a few days, looked at the mountain of documents piled up on the Hokage throne and shed tears of regret, only hating himself for not chasing after him at the beginning.

"Old Madara, I miss you~"

However, late deep affection is cheaper than grass.

"Did I become a spare tire?"

Uchiha Gin rolled his eyes greatly after hearing the narration of the few little ones. Good for you, Senju clan, eating my food, using my things, living in my house, and in the end, you still want me to take care of your children?

"Gin-san-san~"

Except for Danzo, who was pouting his little face, the other little ones were all pitiful, and their shining eyes were full of anticipation.

"A-Gin, you should take them with you~"

After knowing the ins and outs of the matter, Senju Itama also rarely advised.

"You wouldn't be because they are the disciples of the white hair, so you..."

Turning his head in surprise, Uchiha Gin stared with dead fish eyes and said to Senju Itama, whose eyes were a bit evasive. Good for you, an ungrateful white-eyed wolf!

"That's not it~ I just think it's not very good for you to stay at home all day long. Go out and find something to do, so you won't get senile dementia."

Senju Itama's face turned red, and she hurriedly explained.

"Gin-san-san, who is this sister?"

Utatane Koharu, whose mind was much more delicate than the boys, looked at Uchiha Gin and Senju Itama, and asked beautifully with full gossip in her watery eyes.

"She is..."

"Her name is Uchiha Itako, she is my long-term tenant."

Looking at Senju Itama, who had a difficult expression, Uchiha Gin explained to Utatane Koharu.

In fact, over the years, it wasn't that no Uchiha clan members had asked about Senju Itama. At first, Uchiha Gin could still muddle through with vague words.

Later, when he couldn't fool them anymore, Uchiha Gin had to change Senju Itama's name. When he didn't find out she was a woman at first, he called her Uchiha Itazai, which was a very festive name. Later, when her female body was exposed, he took the opportunity to change it to Uchiha Itako.

Only a few people who knew Senju Itama's identity would call her by her real name in normal times. Other clan members who didn't know the truth would respectfully call her Big Sister Itako when they saw her.

"Hello, Sister Itako~" *5

"So good, come, eat candy~"

Senju Itama, with a smiling face, took out a candy jar from the cupboard and distributed it to the polite little ones.

"Thank you, Sister Itako!" *6

Little Danzo finally failed under the temptation and shamefully mixed in.

"Alright, alright, then I'll reluctantly take you for another day today~"

Seeing that the few little ones were getting along well with Senju Itama, a flash of doting flashed in Uchiha Gin's eyes. Then he scratched his curly hair helplessly and took on this job.

"Itako, don't cook my meal at noon, I'll take these little ghosts to eat at Uchiha Da Lang's place."

Uchiha Gin, who had packed up, turned around and instructed Senju Itama when he was about to go out.

"Got it~"

Senju Itama, who was waving goodbye to the few little ones, nodded with a smile.

"Gin-san-san, what is the relationship between you and Sister Itako?"

After walking out of the door, Utatane Koharu, who couldn't hold back the gossip in her heart, squeezed to Uchiha Gin's side and asked.

"Didn't I say it, Itako is my tenant. I have such a big house, it's empty anyway. Renting it to someone in need, isn't that good? She can also cook for me~"

Uchiha Gin, who was pillowing his head with both hands, couldn't see the little girl's mind, so he immediately clarified.

If rumors spread, how could his Uchiha White Lotus persona stand!

"But..."

From the look in Senju Itama's eyes when she looked at Uchiha Gin just now, Utatane Koharu could clearly see full of love. Is this curly hair blind?

"Don't 'but' anymore. Let's go for a stroll for a while, and then treat you to barbecue at noon, with large portions and full satisfaction~"

If the answer can't stop the child's mouth, then use food.

"Barbecue! Barbecue!"

"Great~"

Hearing that they were going to eat barbecue, the few little ghosts who pricked up their ears all lit up their eyes and jumped on the spot happily.

Taking the future Konoha F6, Uchiha Gin decided that today's lesson would be walking on the street, and by the way, testing their observation ability.

Along the way, in order to get a moment of peace, Uchiha Gin had to take out his rations, give one to each of these chattering little ghosts, and temporarily block their mouths.

"This is all my world~"

Just as he was sighing that Konoha's development was getting better and better, Uchiha Gin suddenly saw two figures in the commercial street not far away, stopping to watch at a stall. Sensing a slight strangeness, he immediately raised his eyebrows and said to the few little ones who were immersed in the world of candy.

"You guys don't just care about eating, look at those two people."

"Uh, Gin-san-san, aren't they just two ordinary passersby?"

The few little ones who were suddenly asked blinked their eyes in confusion, looked at the two strange figures not far away, and answered.

"Are you sure?"

Uchiha Gin, who also stuffed a lollipop, looked at the few little ones with teasing eyes.

"It's the clothes, their attire is not the style of our Land of Fire."

As the only one among the few little ones who looked like an intellectual, Mitokado Homura said his answer after looking at it for a while.

"Not bad, Homura-san, next time you can pick a ninja tool to add to your scroll."

Reward, must reward, only small red flowers can motivate children to learn.

"Really! Then that vibrating one in the last scroll..."

Regarding this unexpected joy, Mitokado Homura pushed his glasses excitedly. Regarding the vibrating ninja tool summoned last time, he had been yearning for it for a long time. That kind of magic must be a legendary ninja tool.

"Are you sure?"

"Hope-san-san fulfills it!"

"Alright... I'll go back and help you flip through it to see if it's still there."

A man of the Uchiha family, one spit and one nail, what he says, he will definitely do.

"Since it's not the style of the Land of Fire, do you know where they came from?"

After the promise was completed, Uchiha Gin raised a new question.

"That style and color is the Land of Water!"

Looking at the attire of the younger man among the two, Mitokado Homura, who had read a lot of books, said the answer for the first time.

"Not bad, I will find your ninja tool for you!"

Nodding with a smile, Uchiha Gin set his eyes on the duo not far away, a flash of pondering in his eyes.

The aura of the old man in the duo was not weak, probably equivalent to Senju Tobirama. Although he was old, he was definitely a first-class powerhouse.

And the young man beside him actually gave Uchiha Gin a sense of inexplicable familiarity.

Wig, is it you?

The old man standing by the stall stared at the stall owner with a pair of funny eight-character eyes, his old brows tightly furrowed.

The young man saw the Chakra rising from the old man and hurriedly stopped him: "Lord Bai Lian, this is Konoha."

"I know, but this guy is from the Uzumaki clan, right?"

The old man called Bai Lian, although he dissipated the Chakra he had just condensed, his eyes were still staring at the stall owner.

"This guest, although I am from the Uzumaki clan, I am really just an ordinary businessman~"

The stall owner locked by Bai Lian's aura was Uchiha Gin's old friend, Uzumaki Zhouxuan. He was covered in bean-sized sweat, his whole body was stiff and unable to move, and his eyes were looking for the security team that usually patrolled. After hearing Bai Lian's words, he hurriedly explained.

"Hmph!"

Although ninjas have an iron law that they cannot attack civilians, as soon as he saw that eye-catching red hair, Bai Lian's head was aching. The figure of that red-haired violent woman had also become his nightmare.

"Hey~ Brother Zhouxuan, do you have any new goods recently?"

Just when Uzumaki Zhouxuan was calling heaven and earth, a lazy voice intervened, and the oppressive atmosphere was swept away instantly.

"Hoo~ It's A-Gin. Yes, yes, I have some divine medicine I just imported from the Land of Grass. Didn't you ask about it last time?"

Uzumaki Zhouxuan, who was relieved, wiped the sweat from his face. Looking at Uchiha Gin, who appeared behind the duo at some point, he hurriedly took out a box of suspicious-looking pills from the alley behind him.

"Land of Grass? Is it authentic?"

Not daring to take the "divine medicine" handed over by Brother Zhouxuan, it wasn't that he didn't trust Brother Zhouxuan, Uchiha Gin didn't trust the Land of Grass, the famous copycat country in the Ninja World. You must know that the ninjas of that country don't have anything of their own, and they all rely on being wall grass to plagiarize.

Regarding the Daimyo of the Land of Grass, Uzumaki Zhouxuan, an old hand, was also well-known. The firm look just now was also a bit hesitant.

"How about I sell a few boxes first to see the user feedback before talking~"

For the sake of Uchiha Gin being his old customer, Uzumaki Zhouxuan's conscience occupied the high ground for the first time, and he painfully took back the medicine in his hand.

Regarding the elusive Uchiha Gin, Bai Lian and the young man were both shocked.

Especially when the other party appeared, with just one sentence, he broke the pressure he had released, making Bai Lian have to take a few more looks at Uchiha Gin behind him.

"Lord Bai Lian, this person is..."

"Looking at the attire, it should be the Uchiha clan. We still have important matters to attend to, try not to conflict."

The old man reminded the young man beside him in a low voice. This is the territory of Konoha, and the Uchiha clan is one of the founding families of Konoha. Now that the Hokage hasn't been seen, let's avoid the edge for now.

"You old glass, why do you keep staring at me?"

Uchiha Gin, who was a bit uncomfortable being stared at by Bai Lian, immediately retorted impolitely, and then with a look of disdain, pretended to be an authentic Uchiha.

"Aminos!"

Bai Lian originally had some cultivation, but he was broken by Uchiha Gin's sentence, and his eyes were almost reset. He saw his hands together, ready to give this curly hair, who was asking for a beating, some color to see.

"Lord Bai Lian! Don't~"

Fortunately, the young man was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and stopped Bai Lian before he broke out, turning to Uchiha Gin, who had a proud look on his face.

"Sorry, my lord has been stimulated here recently~"

The young man showed an apologetic smile to Uchiha Gin, and then pointed to the position of his head and explained.

Uchiha Gin looked at the young man in front of him, and the sense of déjà vu engraved in the depths of his soul became stronger and stronger. He really couldn't hold it back, and finally said his inner voice.

"Good wig, I know wig~"

The young man with an apologetic look on his face, after hearing Uchiha Gin's words, his expression instantly stiffened on his face, and then a cold aura suddenly erupted from his whole body, making the people standing around subconsciously shiver.

"Huh~ Hiruzen, did you notice that it seems to have become colder around here?"

The few little ones watching from not far away were watching their teacher and those foreigners communicating smoothly, and they were all sighing in admiration. However, Shimura Danzo, who was more sensitive, discovered through his big butt that the temperature, which was still a bit hot, suddenly became cold.

"Hoo~ It seems to have really become colder. It's only August, why is it so cold?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen also felt a trace of coldness, immediately tightened his collar, and his face was full of confusion.

"No, look, that man is emitting snowflakes!"

Akimichi Torifu, who was a bit taller and bigger than the other little ones, slapped his fat face hard. After confirming that he wasn't dreaming, he pointed to the young man from the Land of Water not far away and reminded other classmates.

"Wig, you wouldn't have hidden a refrigerator on your body, would you?"

Uchiha Gin, who was at the forefront of the blizzard, didn't show any discomfort to the physical coldness erupted from the young man's body, and at the same time, he confirmed the true identity of the man from the Land of Water in front of him.

I didn't expect that the Third Mizukage, who didn't have much screen time in the original work, was actually a member of the Yuki clan. But looking at his appearance, he is very suitable for catching a white duck as a summoning beast.

"Rude guy!"

His most proud long black straight hair was actually slandered as a wig by the messy curly hair in front of him. The young man could bear it, but his aunt couldn't.

"Calm down! Calm down!"

Bai Lian, who had just been persuaded, now changed roles. Looking at the young man beside him who was about to break out, he could only stop him.

Hozuki Gengetsu was still lying on the hospital bed unconscious. He and the young man beside him only brought a few teams to Konoha.

If they folded here, the Hidden Mist Village would fall into a state of having no leader. That old guy Ishi would definitely take advantage of the situation and swallow the Hidden Mist Village whole.

"Lord Bai Lian, don't stop me, I must freeze this curly hair into an ice sculpture today!"

The young man, who was gritting his teeth, really couldn't swallow this breath. You can mock Lord Bai Lian as an eight-character-eyed old glass, but you just can't say I'm a wig!

"You're in a hurry, wig, you're in a hurry~"

Not expecting the other party to have such a big reaction, Uchiha Gin scratched his curly hair in confusion, not knowing which pain point of the man in front of him he had poked.

But thinking that as a host, he had to fulfill his duty as a landlord, Uchiha Gin immediately touched his chin and painfully took out the treasure he had cherished for a long time from the depths of his backpack.

"Wig, do you want to drink strawberry milk?"

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!" (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 270 =====

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