Prev
Ch. 270 / 60345%
Next

Chapter 270: 270. Chapter 270: It's All Danzo's Fault!

~19 min read 3,640 words

270. Chapter 270: It's All Danzo's Fault!

"Are they not going to fight?"

Feeling a biting aura, the few little ones shrank their necks and looked at Uchiha Gin, who was in the center of danger, with some worry. Although this Gin-san-san likes to pit children's pocket money, he is ultimately a good person~

"You guys watch here, I'll go find the security team."

Seeing that the situation was about to escalate, Sarutobi Hiruzen gritted his teeth. The other party had two people, and he didn't know if Uchiha Gin could hold on alone, so he made up his mind and instructed his little friends beside him.

"Hiruzen, don't be anxious yet, Uncle Gin he..."

As the person who understood Uchiha Gin the best among the few little ones, Uchiha Mirror didn't have the same panicked look on his face as the other little ones. In his impression, this uncle of his didn't seem to have suffered any losses in the hands of any man.

"Mirror, but..."

"Hmph, hmph~ That old guy Bai Lian, has he conflicted with the people of Konoha so quickly? Really not steady enough."

Just as Sarutobi Hiruzen was frowning and didn't know what to do, several strange figures appeared behind them. One of the old men, who was not very tall, stroked his gray-white beard and mocked coldly.

The voice appeared very suddenly. The few little ones who hadn't noticed it at all instantly tightened their hearts. Looking at the strange combination of three people behind them, sweat slowly soaked their backs.

"Is that guy Hozuki Gengetsu dead because he didn't come?"

Among the three, besides the old man, there was a thin, tall man wrapped in bandages. The few little ones could clearly smell the heavy medicinal smell emanating from him.

"Grandpa, are we just going to watch?"

The last person was a boy who appeared a bit timid, but his height was similar to Sarutobi Hiruzen and the others. If it weren't for that mature face, the few little ones would have regarded him as a peer.

"We are not the only ones watching."

A flash of cunning flashed on the old man's firm face, signaling everyone not to act rashly and choosing to continue watching.

"Monkey, look at that guy, he looks so ugly~"

Danzo looked at the boy behind him for a few times, poked Sarutobi Hiruzen in the front, and covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

"Danzo, how can you casually evaluate other people's looks... Oh my god, so ugly!"

"Mm~ Homura, let's change positions, I always feel that guy has a strange smell on him."

Disgustedly covering her little nose, Utatane Koharu pulled Mitokado Homura beside her and changed positions, staying away from the silly-looking Ohnoki.

Uchiha Mirror maintained a different view from the others.

"Uh... you guys shouldn't judge people by their appearance. Although he is short and ugly, maybe the granddaughter he gives birth to will be a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged girl~"

Ohnoki, who heard the arrangement of the few little ones clearly in the back, really couldn't hold it back.

"You little ghosts! Your voices are too loud!"

On the other side of the street, a ferocious-looking bald man frowned and looked towards Uchiha Gin's direction. At this moment, there was already a lot of onlookers there. His curiosity was aroused, and Shamon immediately turned his head and asked the middle-aged man in front of him.

"Lord Reto, it seems like there is some conflict over there."

"Don't be nosy, Shamon."

The middle-aged man with a calm expression seemed to turn a blind eye to the excitement not far away. A pair of eagle-like eyes looked at the Hokage rock painting above Konoha, shaking his head thoughtfully.

"Yes."

Shamon, who didn't get to eat the melon, was a bit regretful and had to give up.

"What a wealthy country. Compared to the Land of Wind, this is simply hell."

Reto withdrew his gaze from the Hokage rock and turned to look at the bustling crowd around him, a flash of envy in his eyes.

"You go and inquire about the information of the First Hokage, I'll walk around."

"Uh... okay."

Seeing Reto leave him, and the direction of departure was exactly where the conflict occurred, the wooden Shamon couldn't turn the corner for a while.

Good, good, good, you don't take me to eat melons?

"Hoo~ Since that's the case, let's buy some snacks on the way!"

Pouting, Shamon suddenly remembered his disciple who was still waiting at the reception, and a soft look floated in his eyes. Then he walked towards another direction of the commercial street.

"Lord A, it's Bai Lian and his disciple."

In the crowd watching the excitement, a Hei Laoda who was much taller raised his head and looked for a long time, and then said to the curly-haired Hei Laoda beside him.

"This Bai Lian is really getting more impulsive as he gets older. I don't know if his disciple can persuade him."

The curly-haired Hei Laoda shook his head helplessly.

"Uh... no, the one who is conflicting is his disciple, Bai Lian is persuading the fight there~"

Uchiha Gin, who was confronting the two from the Land of Water, scratched his face with some surprise. He was just playing memes, but he didn't expect the other party to really be called that name.

"Good wig, I know, do you still want to drink milk?"

Looking at the young man who had signs of going berserk, Uchiha Gin reached out and handed the strawberry milk over.

"I hate strawberry milk the most! And, it's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

The young man named Katsura had the anger in his heart about to erupt. This curly hair with dead fish eyes, who was asking for a beating, challenged his bottom line again and again. Not only did he tease his name, but he also took out the strawberry milk he hated the most.

You have a way to die!

"Uh... then what do you like to eat? I'll treat you, is soba noodles okay?"

"!!!"

Hearing the three words "soba noodles," the young man was obviously shaken, and the cold aura on his body also faded slightly. I saw him raise his head, and his pair of squinting eyes stared at Uchiha Gin, as if he was doing some ideological struggle.

"Your insult to me cannot be offset by a bowl of soba noodles!"

"Two bowls."

"Lord Bai Lian's status is so noble, how can it be insulted by you wantonly?"

"Uh... soba noodles are enough, you can show off as you like."

"Hmph~ Since you are so sincere, then I..."

After some communication with Uchiha Gin, the young man's expression eased a lot. After glancing at the onlookers who were becoming more and more numerous, he knew that he couldn't continue to do anything no matter what. If they really fought, it would only make other countries laugh.

Moreover, this curly hair, who was asking for a beating, had a pretty good attitude of admitting mistakes. He didn't agree to reconcile just for some soba noodle set!

"Security team has arrived! Everyone hold your heads!"

Just as Uchiha Gin and the young man were about to reach a reconciliation, a hurried figure broke in. The leader was a gloomy-looking hedgehog head. One could hear his shrill howling from far away.

The young man, who was interrupted by this voice, immediately frowned, and a flash of displeasure flashed on his face.

"I told you to calm down early, now it's getting more and more troublesome."

Bai Lian beside the man had a look of helplessness on his face. Originally, there was nothing, but now that it was noisy, everyone knew it. How could he hold a meeting tomorrow?

"Be honest!"

Uchiha Setsuna, who had just taken over as the captain of the security team, brought his men over for the first time after receiving a report from the masses.

Mere foreigners, dare to make trouble in Konoha, do you know whose territory this is?

"I am Bai Lian of the Land of Water..."

Bai Lian looked at the scarlet Sharingan in Uchiha Setsuna's eyes, and a flash of jealousy flashed in his eight-character eyes.

Uchiha Setsuna didn't have any attitude of respecting the disabled population towards this strange old man with a funny face.

"I don't care what white lotus or black lotus you are, hold your head and squat down... Uh, uh, uh... Why is it you?"

He was preparing to show off his power, but suddenly saw a certain curly hair smiling on the side. A chill from the depths of his soul instantly spread throughout his body, and his arrogance wasn't as arrogant as it was at the beginning.

"Isn't this Little Na-Na? It's been a while, and you've actually become a captain?"

"Hoo... I'm just doing official business. Someone reported that there was a street fight here."

Uchiha Setsuna, whose attitude had changed significantly, looked at Uchiha Gin with a smiling face carefully. Even though he was an adult now, every time he saw this man, his butt would ache faintly. The tragic experience of his childhood was like a needle, firmly stuck in the depths of his heart.

"This man is not simple."

Bai Lian, who had been choked by Uchiha Setsuna, looked at the gloomy man whose attitude had become extremely humble with some surprise. Clearly, the ages of both sides looked about the same~

Could this curly hair be a high-level figure in Konoha?

As if to verify his guess, Bai Lian kept looking up and down at Uchiha Gin, who was exuding a lazy atmosphere, but after looking for a long time, he didn't see any clues.

"There is nothing outstanding."

In Bai Lian's perception, Uchiha Gin's aura was at most at the elite level. Except for being a bit handsome, everything else seemed ordinary.

If this strength could also be a high-level figure in Konoha, then that Senju Hashirama would probably be a third-rate product.

"Lord Gin, did these two guys disturb you? I'll catch them right away!"

Uchiha Setsuna, who didn't want to stay by Uchiha Gin's side for another second, immediately jumped out and pointed at the noses of the two people, Bai Lian, and asked.

"Don't be impatient, Little Na-Na~ This is my friend."

Uchiha Gin didn't abuse his power, but looked at the young man with a tight face and said to Uchiha Setsuna with a smile.

"Friend? But they shouldn't be people from our village, right?"

Looking at the clothing of the two, Bai Lian, Uchiha Setsuna's face was full of disbelief.

"Hey~ My connections are all over the world, it's normal to have one or two foreigners~"

"Then tell me, what is his name?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin start his daily bragging again, Uchiha Setsuna rolled his eyes helplessly, and then pointed to the young man with a bad face and asked.

"It's a wig!"

#

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura!"

"Don't think that just because you helped us, I will forgive your rude behavior~"

Looking at the back of the security team leaving, the young man, whose face looked better, turned to Uchiha Gin and said.

"Soba noodles still count."

Uchiha Gin raised his eyebrows and said.

"Soba noodles next time."

The young man, who had already put his heart on his face, saw Bai Lian's devouring gaze beside him and shook his head with regret. Then he turned to Uchiha Gin and asked.

"I am Katsura."

"My name is Uchiha Gin, I have some connections in Konoha. If anyone makes things difficult for you, you can report my name~"

Seeing that the other party had reported their home, Uchiha Gin didn't pretend, and introduced himself.

Uchiha Gin, huh...

The two searched their memories and found that there was no information about the name Uchiha Gin. It seemed that he was just an Uchiha clan member with a little reputation.

"Let's go, Katsura."

Thinking that he still had to have a meeting tomorrow, Bai Lian urged his disciple to leave quickly.

"See you again if fate allows~"

Katsura, who was a bit sorry for not being able to prostitute soba noodles, said goodbye to Uchiha Gin. In his view, after he and Lord Bai Lian finished this meeting, perhaps he would never step into Konoha again in his life.

"Good wig~"

Seeing through the thoughts of the man in front of him, Uchiha Gin nodded with a smile.

"Not a wig! It's Katsura!"

"Let's go, it's a pity that we didn't fight~"

Ishi, who witnessed the whole process of the incident, shook his head with regret.

"You little ghosts, don't let me meet you on the battlefield, otherwise I'll show you!"

Ohnoki, who was clenching his fists, looked hatefully at the few little ones who arranged him before leaving.

"Hmph~ Who can't talk big?"

Shimura Danzo stood out, sneered with disdain, and retorted.

"I remember you, big butt!"

Ohnoki stared at Danzo's face for a long time, then set his eyes on the amazing-sized butt behind him.

"Hehe, I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, have never been afraid of anyone in my life!"

"Good, Sarutobi Hiruzen, right? You have a way to die!"

Remembering the name Sarutobi Hiruzen firmly in his heart, Ohnoki didn't say anything more and left with his teacher.

"Danzo, I'm your mother!"

With the end of the incident, the crowd watching the excitement slowly dispersed. Reto and the two Hei Laoda mixed in the crowd had the same thoughts as Ishi before, expressing regret for not seeing the conflict happen.

"I wanted that old guy Bai Lian to probe Konoha's bottom, but I didn't expect it to be so anticlimactic."

Reto shook his head and left in disappointment.

"Lord A, shall we continue shopping?"

"Shop, why not shop? I heard before that Konoha has a very famous barbecue, let's go and taste it!"

Consequently, the hungry Hei Laoda rushed to a certain internet celebrity barbecue shop to check in.

After the storm, Uchiha Gin found the few little ones. Looking at Sarutobi Hiruzen, who appeared worried, and Shimura Danzo, who had dark circles under his eyes, he asked with some surprise.

"Who did Little Danzo fight with?"

He didn't fight with the duo from the Land of Water~

"I fought."

Shaking his painful fist, Sarutobi Hiruzen put on an angry expression, looking at Danzo as if he wanted to swallow him alive.

"Well fought! Remember to keep it up~"

Uchiha Gin clapped his hands and cheered, indicating that Sarutobi Hiruzen could keep this custom.

Danzo getting beaten must be deserved.

Shimura Danzo, who knew he was in the wrong, just glared at Uchiha Gin and didn't retort.

"Let's go, it's time to eat barbecue~"

"Great!"

Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang's Barbecue Shop

"Clatter~"

"Welcome~ Uh... it's A-Gin, long time no see~"

Taking the few little ones to pull open the door of Uchiha Da Lang's barbecue shop, the mature woman who was calculating at the bar smiled and raised her head. After seeing that the visitor was Uchiha Gin, the formulaic smile on her face turned into a familiar smile.

"Ako, is there still a seat?"

Patting the dog head of Sarutobi Hiruzen beside him, Uchiha Gin greeted with a smile.

"If you come, there must be!"

It's good to have an acquaintance open a shop~

"What do you want to eat, order whatever you want, I'll treat you today~"

Uchiha Gin, who sat in the private room, smiled and pushed the menu to the few little ones.

"Monkey, order this! This is expensive!"

Shimura Danzo, who only wanted to knock on the bamboo pole, pointed to the most expensive ingredient on the menu, didn't even look at the name, and shouted for Sarutobi Hiruzen to order.

"Let me see what the bull treasure is?"

Touching his blind spot of knowledge, Sarutobi Hiruzen scratched his head in confusion.

"Don't care, just order the expensive ones, you can't go wrong!"

Little Danzo was full of joy. In his view, this thing was sold so expensively, it must be some precious ingredient, and he must eat it!

"Alright, if it doesn't taste good, you eat it all by yourself~"

"Hmph~ Don't grab it from me!"

After a conspiracy by the few little ones, the ordered menu was pushed over. Uchiha Gin, who was drinking tea, didn't even look at it and handed it to Uchiha Ako.

"Uh... A-Gin, are you sure you want to order so much?"

Uchiha Ako, who got the menu, looked up after reading the ordered dishes, her face a bit brilliant, and asked with a teasing tone.

"A lot? It's okay, these little ghosts have a good appetite, I'm afraid it's not enough~"

Uchiha Gin, whose mind was not here, didn't suspect anything, but answered with a smile.

"Alright..."

Since Uchiha Gin said so, Uchiha Ako didn't continue to ask and took the menu to the back kitchen.

"Uchiha Da Lang, this is the dish ordered by A-Gin and the others."

Handing the menu to her husband, Uchiha Ako's face was still so brilliant.

"What do you mean by this expression, let me see..."

Uchiha Uchiha Da Lang, who was preparing ingredients, saw his wife's strange expression, and then took the menu ordered by Uchiha Gin in confusion. The next moment, his face became as brilliant as Uchiha Ako's.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... Is A-Gin already so weak? He actually ordered a whole page of guns and ammunition."

"Sigh, who said it's not, but it's not his fault, there are so many little girls around~"

"Ako, go and take out the deer whip wine treasured in our cellar!"

In the private room, as plates of unique ingredients were served on the table, Uchiha Gin's face became darker and darker, and his gaze towards the few little ones became complex.

"You guys ordered for a long time, and you just ordered these things?"

The few little ones, who felt that Uchiha Gin's tone was a bit strange, nodded repeatedly.

"Is it too much? San-san~"

Thinking that Uchiha Gin was blaming them for ordering too much, Sarutobi Hiruzen said with some shrinking.

"That's not it, I just want to ask, who ordered the dishes?"

"It's Danzo's fault!"

The few little ones hurriedly pointed out the culprit. Shimura Danzo, who was betrayed by his beloved friends, was so angry that his eyes turned red.

"Monkey, you will regret it!"

"You little ghost, if you dare to leave me a gun or a bullet, I will make your front bigger too!"

Recalling the teasing look of Uchiha Ako just now, Uchiha Gin stared coldly at the culprit who damaged his reputation.

"Hmph, eat if you want!"

Shimura Danzo, who didn't know he had committed a monstrous disaster, immediately picked up a uniquely shaped ingredient on the grill with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Oishii~"

"Really? Let me taste it too~"

The other little ones looked at Shimura Danzo, who was eating with relish, and couldn't help but feel moved. Unable to bear the hunger in their stomachs, they also stretched their chopsticks towards the grill.

"Oishii! Oishii!"

Looking at the innocent little ones eating the big D, Uchiha Gin suddenly felt a bit sorry that he didn't bring a camera. Otherwise, just based on this picture, he could eat for a lifetime in Konoha.

"Eat slowly, if it's not enough, we'll order more~"

Uchiha Gin, whose anger had dissipated by more than half, poured himself a glass of wine that Uchiha Ako had just brought, tasted it, found it quite strong, and then drank it in big gulps.

"Boss! Give us all your signature dishes!"

Just as Uchiha Gin was drinking alone, a rough voice suddenly came from outside the private room. Judging from the accent, the owner of the voice was not from the Land of Fire.

"Sorry guest, there is no seat anymore~"

Uchiha Ako's voice sounded. It was mealtime, and Uchiha Da Lang's shop was already overcrowded. Not to mention private rooms, even the lobby had no seats. Many people were even sharing tables.

"Lord A, shall we change to another one?"

The two Hei Laoda smelled the tempting meat fragrance in the air and couldn't help but move their index fingers, but seeing the shop was overcrowded, they couldn't help but feel disappointed. However, even so, they didn't choose to use any forced means.

"What a pity, that's all we can do~"

The curly-haired Hei Laoda, called Lord A, swallowed his saliva and nodded with regret. His schedule was so tight, he estimated that he had no fate with this barbecue.

"Ako, our table is still empty, let these two guests share a table with us~"

Just then, Uchiha Gin opened the door of the private room and smiled at the two somewhat familiar Hei Laoda.

"It's him!"

The Hei Laoda, who had also witnessed the storm of Bai Lian and the others just now, couldn't help but be surprised when he saw Uchiha Gin, sighing that the world was so small.

"Since that's the case, we will respectfully obey your orders~"

Careful and no big mistakes, the First Raikage, who was a bit wary in his heart, gave a wink to the Hei Laoda behind him without a trace, then showed an honest smile and walked over.

"You don't look like locals at first glance, do you need me to recommend some for you?"

The two Hei Laoda who sat in the private room saw the few little ones who were fighting with strange ingredients, and the vigilance in their hearts slowly dissipated. After hearing Uchiha Gin's kind inquiry, both of them showed an honest smile and said.

"No trouble, just give us two more portions of what you ordered~" (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 271 =====

◈

End of Chapter

Prev
Ch. 270 / 60345%
Next
Prev
Ch. 270 / 60345%
Next