Chapter 284: 284. Chapter 282: Bean shoes, seven-point pants, my name is Izuna, remember it

284. Chapter 282: Bean shoes, seven-point pants, my name is Izuna, remember it

In Otsutsuki Kaguya's bedchamber

Two white-haired women with proud figures stood with their arms crossed, looking down indignantly at the man before them.

Uchiha Gin, kneeling on the ground, had his handsome face beaten into a pig's head, his dead-fish eyes beaten into a blue-purple color, and red-stained paper balls stuffed into his nostrils.

Facing the man-eating gazes of the two women, he squeezed three words out of his swollen sausage lips, indistinctly.

"I was wrong~"

Uchiha Gin felt he was more wronged than Dou E. It was clearly that little girl Otsutsuki Kaguya who was messing around and got corrupted by the negative buff of the Realm of Shadows.

One has to say, the effect of this Realm of Shadows is comparable to a "Human-Seed Bag."

He tried his best to bring Otsutsuki Kaguya out of the Realm of Shadows, but as soon as he came out, he was treated inhumanely.

It can only be blamed on the posture at the time being indeed too ungraceful. Uchiha Gin couldn't explain it even if he grew a mouth all over his body, so he had to pinch his nose and admit defeat.

He was outputted fiercely by the girl for an hour while covering his crotch, and only when the other party was somewhat exhausted did she let him go.

What's more pathetic is that Otsutsuki Biluo, who had always favored him, actually stood on the same front as Otsutsuki Kaguya and didn't listen to his explanation at all.

"Kaguya, since Gin has already admitted his mistake, spare him this time~"

Seeing Uchiha Gin kneeling on the ground, Otsutsuki Biluo couldn't bear it either. Even if there was some jealousy in her heart before, it had long since dissipated, so she pleaded for him to Otsutsuki Kaguya, who was disheveled beside her.

"What exactly did you do to me?"

Otsutsuki Kaguya, whose memories hadn't been sorted out yet, felt her cold face heat up at the thought of that shameful posture just now. Looking at Uchiha Gin, who had been beaten into a pig's head by her, she felt a mix of emotions in her heart.

"This is not easy to explain."

Uchiha Gin raised his head in surprise upon hearing this, his eyes, narrowed into slits, full of entanglement.

I can't tell her that I was "female-ized" into an obedient bitch, can I?

"You entered my illusion space and were hypnotized while caught off guard."

Unable to think of how to answer, Uchiha Gin had to use illusion as an excuse to brush it off.

"You didn't do anything?"

Otsutsuki Kaguya's complexion suddenly became somewhat unfriendly, her bright white eyes carrying an aggressive momentum.

"I swear! If I actively touched a single hair of yours, let my second brother be tied in a knot!"

Seeing Otsutsuki Kaguya's complexion changing, Uchiha Gin immediately extended three fingers and swore solemnly.

"You beastly fellow! You actually didn't do anything?"

"Huh?"

Looking at Otsutsuki Kaguya, who had flicked her sleeves and left, Uchiha Gin, who was kneeling on the ground repenting, was full of question marks.

"Sigh, Gin~ You always make mistakes when you should be smart."

As the saying goes, the person involved is confused, the bystander is clear. Otsutsuki Biluo, who was on the side, sighed and walked up to help Uchiha Gin up after Kaguya left.

"Kaguya is your sworn sister, after all!"

Uchiha Gin, who naturally understood the hidden meaning in Otsutsuki Biluo's words, patted the dust off his knees.

At the same time, the miserable wounds on his face were healing at a speed visible to the naked eye. After a few breaths, he returned to his usual salty-fish appearance.

"It's precisely because we're family that I said that."

Gently stroking Uchiha Gin's cheek, Otsutsuki Biluo's eyes were full of confusion. Taking advantage of the gap in conversation, she, who had long been lonely and unbearable, slowly pressed over.

"You know, I'm not that kind of person."

Feeling the demand of the hot delicate body in his arms, Uchiha Gin immediately stood at attention. The evil fire that had been ignited in the Realm of Shadows just now reignited.

"Then... what kind of person are you?"

Otsutsuki Biluo, lying in his arms, raised her head. Her beautiful, moving face carried a seductive blush, and her pink tongue playfully licked the beauty mark at the corner of her mouth, making Uchiha Gin completely crazy.

"I'll tell you after I turn off the lights~"

Does this even need to be asked? Of course, it's to teach you how to be a person!

Picking up Otsutsuki Biluo in his arms, locking the coordinates to the familiar floating island, Uchiha Gin, who couldn't wait, flashed with golden light and instantly disappeared from the spot.

After Uchiha Gin disappeared, the door to Otsutsuki Kaguya's bedroom slowly opened. The girl with flushed cheeks stared blankly at the empty room, her white eyes carrying inexplicable emotions, and a sense of indescribable loss arose in her heart.

"He just left like that..."

The memories from the Realm of Shadows gradually surfaced. The girl who had sorted out the whole process wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Frowning and lifting her big breasts, Otsutsuki Kaguya, who had turned into a "steam girl," couldn't help but twist her legs. What Uchiha Gin did in the Realm of Shadows gave her a kind of forbidden pleasure.

"Could it be that I really have no charm?"

Midnight

Konoha Village

With a flash of golden light, a figure appeared out of thin air in a deserted corner.

"Sigh~ I don't know if I can hold up!"

Uchiha Gin, holding his waist, stepped out from the corner. His pale complexion looked particularly eerie under the bright moonlight. His trembling lips were bloodless. Heart still palpitating, he looked up at the full moon hanging in mid-air and subconsciously shivered.

As expected of the Otsutsuki closest to pure blood, her constitution was simply incomparable to ordinary people. If it weren't for the system's blessing on Uchiha Gin's body, he would have long been sucked dry by Otsutsuki Biluo.

"Sigh, I didn't eat dinner either. I wonder if they left me any food at home?"

Having fed Otsutsuki Biluo on the moon, Uchiha Gin himself was starving. The consumption of two battles was not small. Now he felt he could eat a whole cow.

"Creak~"

Returning home, Uchiha Gin tiptoed to open the door, preparing to sneak in silently, but things didn't go as planned. The two people who had been waiting in the living room for a long time caused his plan for a secret infiltration to be stillborn.

"You still know how to come back?"

Uchiha Guang, lying on the living room sofa, had a lazy look with hidden displeasure, making Uchiha Gin, who was on tiptoe, stand at attention instantly.

"I went to have two drinks with Da Lang~"

Uchiha Gin lied through his teeth, answering very fluently.

"Oh? Then when Zhili and I were eating barbecue, why didn't I see you?"

Senju Itama, sitting on a single-seat sofa, stared at Uchiha Gin with very sharp eyes, as if she were going to pierce through him.

"Perhaps you left early, and I went late~"

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Uchiha Gin answered fluently.

"That's strange, we ate until closing time."

Tilting her little head, Senju Itama poked her delicate little eyebrows at Uchiha Gin, her tone carrying a hint of sarcasm.

Ate until closing? How much can you eat, you guy!

Facing the teasing gazes of the two women, Uchiha Gin's expression began to become unnatural, and his eyes became erratic.

Seeing Uchiha Gin's look of looking left and right, Uchiha Guang on the sofa slowly stood up and walked over barefoot.

"Heh, this smell. You'd better honestly explain what you went to do, otherwise..."

Circling Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Guang sniffed with her delicate little nose, then showed an "as expected" expression, raised her head, and asked coldly.

She smelled a familiar yet unfamiliar scent on Uchiha Gin, and the owner of this scent was precisely Otsutsuki Kaguya, whom she had fought once.

"Confess and be lenient, resist and be strict!"

Senju Itama, seeing this situation, didn't want to be outdone. She ran over, pinching her little fist full of deterrent power, and helped out in a serious manner.

"No, when did you two form an alliance?"

"First concentrate strength to solve external problems, then deal with internal contradictions after everything is stable."

Uchiha Guang spoke with reason and evidence, making people convinced.

"Alright, alright~ I went up there once, but believe me, the other party was just purely looking for me to spar."

Seeing that the matter couldn't be hidden, Uchiha Gin had to show his cards, telling the two women the process of how Otsutsuki Kaguya pulled him up and then the two sparred.

"That woman has become stronger again."

Hearing that Otsutsuki Kaguya could use space ability, Uchiha Guang's eyebrows furrowed slightly. When she fought that white-haired woman before, it was her own miscalculation that led to her defeat.

"Next time I'll help you get the field back!"

In Uchiha Gin's narration, he eventually lost to Otsutsuki Kaguya and was beaten up by her. Uchiha Guang immediately expressed that she would help him take revenge and beat that stinky white-haired girl's butt until it was rotten.

"Me too!"

Although she hadn't fought Otsutsuki Kaguya, this didn't hinder Senju Itama's determination to take revenge for her sweetheart.

"You'd better forget it~"

Uchiha Gin refused with deep emotion.

"Want to eat my punch?"

Feeling despised, Senju Itama revealed her little fist glowing with blue light, wanting to prove the gold content of her flashing mother's super strength.

"No! I'm still injured!"

Uchiha Gin, holding his waist, hurriedly distanced himself from Senju Itama. This little girl had had too much energy lately. Should he find something for her to do?

"Alright, settle down. It's so late, time to rest."

Uchiha Guang, whose eyes moved slightly, reached out to stop Senju Itama, who was interacting with Uchiha Gin. A trace of black energy flashed in her beautiful eyes, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of her mouth as she said.

"Hmph!"

Hearing this, Senju Itama finally retracted her fist resentfully.

"Guang is still the most understanding."

Uchiha Gin, who sensed something was wrong, twitched his face and praised stiffly.

Is today never-ending?

Uchiha Gin, lying back on his bed, looked around vigilantly. After confirming there was no danger, he breathed a sigh of relief and burrowed into his quilt.

"Uh?"

As a result, in the quilt that should have been cold and bone-chilling, there was a hot mass, which startled him so much he almost lost his erection.

"Didn't you say it was time to rest?"

Uchiha Gin asked with a crying face, looking down at the girl curled up in his quilt.

"Oh? You thought I couldn't smell what that scent was?"

In the pitch-black quilt, two scarlet eyes slowly emerged, staring straight at Uchiha Gin, carrying a soul-stirring charm.

It turned out Uchiha Guang—no, it should be Uchiha An—knew from the beginning what unspeakable things Uchiha Gin had done, so she grabbed the handle and was waiting for him here~

"Hehehe, you wouldn't want what you did on the moon to be discovered by everyone, would you~"

In the days that followed, Konoha's new round of expansion proceeded in an orderly manner. Although there were rumors of a capital chain break, they were quickly suppressed by a certain white-haired guy.

At the same time, Uchiha Gin, who had received internal information, knocked on the door of the Hokage's office again. Greeting him were the gray-faced cousin and the radiant Senju Tobirama.

Seeing that the visitor was Uchiha Gin, Senju Tobirama took out a brand-new scroll and threw it over.

"This is your remuneration, count it!"

Senju Tobirama's tone carried a hint of pride. It seemed the first wave of dividends had arrived. Seeing the return, this kid had finally stood tall.

"No need, I trust you."

Uchiha Gin didn't like counting money. Anyway, if it was missing, someone would make it up for him, so he wasn't worried about Senju Tobirama embezzling his pay.

"So that's why Kagami is like that; he learned it from you!"

Not expecting Uchiha Gin to trust him so easily, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but frown. This wasn't a good habit; even with the closest people, one should be on guard.

"Kagami? What happened to him?"

Not expecting to involve Uchiha Kagami, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, this made Uchiha Gin somewhat confused.

"He, like you, believes other people's words so easily, and is almost being swindled into a sucker by those few brats."

Speaking of this, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but roll his eyes. Apart from Uchiha Kagami, none of his disciples made him worry-free.

As soon as class ended, those few brats would bow down to Uchiha Kagami, calling him "Foster Father," and then cheat some money out of the little curly-haired guy's wallet to buy expensive snacks.

Isn't it because a certain curly-haired guy cheated the ignorant children's pocket money, causing the few little ones to have empty pockets and run out of food?

"So that's what it is; it doesn't matter."

Anyway, it's not a loss. Spending a little money to be the foster father of the Third and 5.5th Hokage—Kagami might wake up laughing in his sleep years later.

"You, you~"

Not expecting Uchiha Gin to not take it seriously, Senju Tobirama didn't say anything more, but he looked at the curly-haired guy's dominant trait with a higher regard, and his eyes became less sharp than before.

"Hasn't Hashirama returned yet? He's been out for days. He wouldn't have fallen in love with someone else, would he?"

Taking back his hard-earned money into his bag, Uchiha Gin looked around and found that Senju Hashirama's desk was still in its previous arrangement. It seemed its owner hadn't returned to work yet.

"!!!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Madara, who was burying his head in work, suddenly raised his head, his eyes becoming sharp, and his mind began to run wild.

"He's coming back today."

Compared to the nervous Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama said with certainty. He had previously sensed that the mark he left had entered the Land of Fire. According to Senju Hashirama's speed, he could return to Konoha today.

"That's good. Look how tired my brother is, he's almost lost his shape~"

Hearing this, Uchiha Gin nodded seriously, then patted Uchiha Madara, whose face was sallow and complexion gray, looking like a good brother.

"When he comes back, give my cousin a break and let him go back to rest for a few days."

"No need, I can do it!"

Uchiha Madara was very moved by Uchiha Gin's concern, but upon hearing about a break, he immediately showed strong resistance.

Good kid, addicted to work, huh? Should I go back tonight and finish the clan affairs as well, so that my cousin can find time to fall in love?

"Look at yourself now, you don't look like a clan head at all!"

Seeing Uchiha Madara being stubborn, Uchiha Gin immediately showed a very serious expression, looking at his cousin with furrowed brows.

"But..."

"No buts. A Hokage can't be a guy who looks like he has kidney deficiency!"

Uchiha Gin knew why Uchiha Madara was working so hard to become Hokage, wanting to leave a good impression on everyone, but if he ruined his body because of this, it wouldn't be worth the loss.

Moreover, there were more important things waiting for them now than being Hokage.

"Alright."

Unable to win against Uchiha Gin, Uchiha Madara had to give up. After all, the eldest brother is like a father, and now Uchiha Gin was the only one left who could talk to him like this.

"Clang!!!"

Just then, a hurried figure rushed in, bringing a hint of sand. Before the few could ask, the dust-covered Senju Hashirama picked up the tea on the table, not knowing whose it was, and drank it in one gulp.

"Sigh~ I'm alive again. That place in the Land of Wind is simply not a place for humans to stay!"

Not seen for a few days, Senju Hashirama's face clearly had a few more traces of wind and frost. His originally soft long hair was also somewhat dry and yellow, and his clothes were stained with yellow sand.

However, what was most concerning was that there were a few holes in the back of Senju Hashirama's clothes. Looking at the smooth and flat cuts, it was clearly not a scratch caused by traveling.

"Brother, did you encounter an attack?"

Senju Tobirama, concerned about his brother's safety, asked before Uchiha Madara could speak.

"Attack? Let me think... it seems there was a guy I didn't know who threw a kunai at me from far away, but the quality of his kunai was really too poor. It only tore my clothes and didn't hurt me."

Senju Hashirama looked at his jacket with heartache. This was made by Toka himself, and he would have to kneel on the washboard when he got home~

"Throwing a kunai? Where is he then?"

Upon hearing the words "throwing a kunai," Uchiha Gin immediately perked up.

"Didn't see him. I was busy traveling at the time, so I casually threw a Wood Dragon over. He should have been scared away, right?"

On the other side

Located at the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Waterfalls

In the jungle, a blood-covered man dragged his injured body, step by step, toward the Hidden Waterfall Village.

"Huff~ huff~ huff~"

That ferocious giant dragon, just by brushing past him, pierced his lung pipe. Every step he took, the man would gasp painfully.

But thinking of the green banknotes, he felt as if his whole body was filled with strength, and his steps became more powerful.

As long as he went back, the leader would return the confiscated property to him. For the sake of that money, even if he had to crawl, he would crawl back to the Hidden Waterfall Village.

However, what the man didn't know was that in his hometown he was thinking about, what awaited him was not green banknotes, but naked betrayal.

"Tsk~ Looks like he really was bragging!"

As expected, that miser Kakuzu was gilding himself. To join the Akatsuki, he didn't even want his face.

"What bragging?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's muttering, Senju Hashirama touched his head in confusion.

"Nothing. Since Hashirama has returned safely, my cousin can go home and rest, right?"

Waving his hand, Uchiha Gin signaled him not to care, then pulled Uchiha Madara, who was about to speak but stopped, and walked outside.

"Wait... let me chat with Hashirama for a while~"

Uchiha Madara, who was pulled up, was ten thousand percent unwilling, but Uchiha Gin's hand seemed to be filled with lead. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free from the grip of this big hand.

"Madara, you go rest first, I'll come find you later."

Senju Hashirama, who also saw that Uchiha Madara was in poor condition, shook his head immediately.

"Bye-bye, you two brothers go ahead and get busy~"

Waving his hand, Uchiha Gin pulled the reluctant Uchiha Madara and left the Hokage building.

Walking on the street, Uchiha Madara finally accepted his fate and didn't continue to toss and turn. Following behind Uchiha Gin, he guessed why his cousin's attitude today was so tough, insisting on letting him rest for a few days.

"This isn't the way to the clan grounds, right?"

Taking Uchiha Madara through a few turns, walking to an unfamiliar commercial street, Uchiha Madara frowned, discovering this wasn't the way home.

"Follow closely. I brought you here, naturally, because there's something I want to tell you."

Not answering Uchiha Madara's question directly, Uchiha Gin found that obscure fruit shop according to his memory.

"Why bring me here? I don't like fruit."

Thinking Uchiha Gin was going to buy him fruit, Uchiha Madara looked up at the Uchiha clan crest on the sign and shook his head like a rattle.

"Keep it down."

Signaling his cousin not to shout, Uchiha Gin pulled him into a hidden corner and began to monitor this fruit shop.

A moment later, a quiet girl with two small braids walked out of the fruit shop. Her figure was somewhat thin, making the apron on her look somewhat loose.

Although her appearance wasn't very stunning, her white, tender little face carried the freshness and naturalness unique to a girl next door, making people inevitably feel a sense of closeness.

"Cousin, this is a crime!"

Discovering that Uchiha Gin had been staring at the girl who walked out of the fruit shop, Uchiha Madara immediately frowned, his eyes becoming sharp, and he distanced himself a bit from his cousin to express his dissociation.

Looking at the girl's figure and appearance, she was at most fourteen or fifteen. Doing something to such a young child would get one thrown into prison.

"Shh."

Uchiha Gin didn't need to guess to know that Uchiha Madara was frantically arranging him. He rolled his eyes, made a "shh" gesture at him with one hand, and pointed in a direction with the other.

Following the direction Uchiha Gin pointed, Uchiha Madara turned his head in confusion, but saw a scene that shattered his worldview.

"That is... Izuna?"

Just saw a young man who looked like Uchiha Izuna walking from the street corner not far away.

Wearing a small black short-sleeved shirt on his upper body, seven-point tight pants on his lower body, stepping on shiny bean shoes, and tucking a small black leather bag under his armpit.

He was walking with the "six-kin-don't-recognize" pace that someone was accustomed to, heading toward the fruit shop girl with a very clear goal.

"That's right, someone is indeed going to commit a crime, but it's not me."(End of chapter)