Chapter 14: Doinb: Even though it's 2-0, you're still trying to dirty the lane

Stabilize the early game; this match we can freely play late game.

After finishing the ban/pick, QG's coaching staff left satisfied, handing the stage over to the players.

Whoosh~

Five beams of light descended, and the five QG players spawned in the fountain.

This game, they are the red side.

"I won't swap lanes, I can hold it!" UZI volunteered.

He picked Sivir this game, a hero whose laning phase is quite weak.

"I'll start from the bottom half this game." Xu Dongmen changed his mind, deciding not to take the golden route.

While Uzi and Doom were clearing the Swamp Frog, he was taking blue on the side.

Blue buff, three wolves, red buff.

Xu Dongmen reached level 3 and headed straight to the top lane.

This game, the top lane matchup is Trundle versus Poppy.

The fearsome Trundle faced off against the resolute Yordle little fairy.

Both are commonly used top laners this season!

At this moment, the top lane minion wave is evenly matched, with no clear victor yet.

"Okay, I'll fake it."

V stepped forward, hammer in hand, looking to trade blows with Trundle.

Koro1 was highly restrained; even though Poppy drew the minion aggro, he didn't chase after her.

At 2:50, the third wave of minions spawned in the top lane.

Kou Rou lit a vision ward in the river brush.

After setting up the defensive ward, he still didn't let his guard down.

Until he reached level 3!

When Poppy rushed in again to trade, Kou Rou dropped the act, activated Icebound Domain, and swung his great staff forward.

Poppy, unable to hold, activated Steadfast Presence and retreated!

"Now you are in my kingdom!"

Trundle relentlessly summoned an Ice Pillar to zone.

If this play is executed well, there's a chance to force a Flash!

Under the domain's buff, Trundle's combat ability greatly increased.

While his serrated teeth tore, he wildly swung his True Ice Rod in hand.

Soon, Poppy's health dropped to one-third.

Splash~

V used Flash, but not to escape; instead he flashed behind Trundle and, with a brave dash, shoved him onto the ice pillar.

"Any jungler?"

Just as that thought crossed Kou Rou's mind, Miss Fortune slipped into view before him.

Xu Dongmen had been hiding in the lane brush for a long time!

"Keep your head down!"

He raised the gun barrel, the powder charge shot out, and the T-shaped ammo collided with the ice pillar, triggering an explosion that instantly dealt two instances of damage.

Kou Rou regretted it deeply.

The ice pillar he himself summoned became the pallbearer carrying him to his doom in the top lane.

Kou Rou's will to survive was strong; upon waking, he immediately flashed to flee, but Miss Fortune followed with her own Flash and caught up.

After barely using Icebound Domain's speed to create distance, he was then slowed by a smoke grenade.

Xu Dongmen had the red buff, so Trundle couldn't escape.

【FirstBlood】

Before the gray-white screen, Kou Rou's face was full of resignation: "When did this guy show up? He has no idea how long I've been lurking here, seriously!"

"It's fine, just one kill." Tian Ye also watched the top lane: "Miss Fortune came up from below, Hecarim, let's increase our lane pressure."

Pang Jiangjun also responded, placing a vision ward in the upper river brush to guard against Miss Fortune.

Among EDG, Factory Chief was the calmest.

After falling in the top lane, he showed no reaction, merely silently typing two lines of numbers, recording the Flash timings of Xu Dongmen and V.

In this regard, Clearlove and Doinb wonderfully coincide.

When it comes to tracking summoner spell cooldowns, the two are truly professional.

…………

"The enemy jungler with the barrel is eating the river crab."

Doinb, from a ward in the bottom half, caught sight of Factory Chief's position.

Factory Chief was playing with the barrel this game; he had already cleared five monster camps, two more than Xu Dongmen.

In the lower river, the river crab became an altar, the barrel upgraded to level 4, and, holding a keg, it swayed drunkenly into the red team's jungle.

By now it was 3:30, and the Swamp Frog that Uzi had eaten at the start had respawned.

No need to place a ward; he simply rolled a barrel over the wall and tossed it into the Swamp Frog's camp.

Before the person arrived, the barrel began to charge.

Factory Chief took a swig of old liquor and began invading the enemy jungle.

"Are you blind?!"

A deep, resonant male voice came over, Mingkai's heart jumped—how did he get here so fast?

A deep, resonant male voice came over, Mingkai's heart jumped—how did he get here so fast?

Male Gunner, level 3, 12 last hits！（At this time, jungle monster count was still calculated by physical number, 3 groups of jungle monsters equal 9 hits, and another 3 hits were from minions knocked up while killing the giant demon in the top lane。）

Male Gunner level 3, 12 last hits! (At this time, jungle monster count was still calculated by physical number, 3 groups of jungle monsters equal 9 hits, and another 3 hits were from minions knocked up while killing the giant demon in the top lane.)

Thus: "Male Gunner, level 3, 12 last hits! (At this time, jungle monster count was still calculated by physical number, 3 groups of jungle monsters equal 9 hits, and another 3 hits were from minions knocked up while killing the giant demon in the top lane.)"

——He didn't take the jungle monsters in the upper half!

——He didn't take the jungle monsters in the upper half!

The factory chief instantly saw the clue, and in a flash many ideas crossed his mind, including directly charging with his beer belly and PKing Xu Dongmen in the Imperial City.

The factory chief instantly saw the clue, and in a flash many ideas crossed his mind, including directly charging with his beer belly and PKing Xu Dongmen in the Imperial City.

Clearlove has a good jungling habit; he keeps his E skill ready.

Clearlove's jungling habit is good; he keeps his E skill ready.

At the same time, Meiko's voice also sounded in his ear: "I'll be there soon, the enemy support is slower than me."

Translation: "At the same time, Meiko's voice also sounded in his ear: 'I'll be there soon; the enemy support is slower than me.'"

EDG's bottom lane has lane priority, and their support arrives a step faster.

Translation: "EDG's bottom lane has lane priority, and support arrives a step faster."

Level 4 versus level 3, teammates can still arrive first.

Translation: "Level 4 versus level 3, teammates can still arrive first."

If it were most junglers, they would have charged in this wave.

Translation: "If it were almost any other jungler, they would have charged in this wave."

After Clearlove glanced at the Male Gunner, he turned around and said bye, then made a fancy retreat with a flesh-bomb impact.

After Clearlove glanced at the Male Gunner, he turned around and said bye, then made a fancy retreat with a flesh-bomb impact.

At this moment, the Summoner's Rift fell silent.

Translation: "At this moment, the Summoner's Rift fell silent."

But the barrage became lively!

Translation: "But the barrage burst into lively activity!"

【No, did he just leave like that?】

Translation: "【No, did he just leave like that?】"

【Level 4 versus level 3, the enemy hasn't flashed yet—if I go up, if the Male Gunner dares to glance at me one more time, I'll definitely blow up!】

Translation: "【Level 4 versus level 3, the enemy hasn't flashed yet; if it were me going up, if the Male Gunner dares to glance at me one more time, I'd definitely explode!】"

【Even if the wall doesn't support me, I'd still obey the factory chief; last game I was face‑checked by the cougar girl and still managed to hold out this game.】

【Even if the wall doesn't support me, I'd still obey the factory chief; last game I was face‑checked by the cougar girl and still managed to hold out this game.】

【What does it mean to win while crying? The factory chief knows!】

Translation: "【What does it mean to win while crying? The factory chief knows how!】"

【Why is EDG so disciplined? Isn't it just because the factory chief is here?】

Translation: "【Why is EDG so disciplined? Isn't it just because the factory chief is here?】"

【Hehe, XDM, you kid, don't get cocky; my factory will eventually clean you up.】

【Hehe, XDM, you kid, don't get cocky; my factory will eventually clean you up.】

"…………"

Translation: "…………" (just keep dots). We'll output same.

On the match field, Xu Dongmen took the swamp frog with two basic attacks and secured it.

On the match field, Xu Dongmen took the swamp frog with two basic attacks and secured it.

Although he fell behind the Barrel in level this wave, he returned to base to buy items.

Translation: "Compared to the Wine Barrel, although he fell behind in level this wave, he nevertheless returned to base and bought items."

Xu Dongmen greatly admires the factory chief's rationality.

Translation: "Xu Dongmen greatly admired the factory chief's rationality."

If it were me as the Barrel, I would have already charged in with my belly.

Translation: "If it were me playing the Wine Barrel, I would have already charged in with my belly."

What does equipment lead matter? Level lead, support arrives first—when the fight really starts, it's hard to say who will win.

Translation: "What's the point of being ahead in equipment? Level advantage, support arriving first—when it comes to a real fight, it's hard to say who will win."

"Perhaps this is EDG—what they do best is win steadily."

Translation: ""Perhaps this is what EDG is like—best at securing victory through steady play.""

Xu Dongmen cleared toward the upper half, taking all three wolves and the F4 along the way.

Translation: "Xu Dongmen cleared his way to the upper half, eating all the three wolves and F4 along the way."

Upon entering the upper river, the river crab was still alive.

Translation: "Upon entering the upper river, the river crab was still alive."

This time, Xu Dongmen still didn't rush to take it; he crossed the river and sneaked into EDG's blue side.

Translation: "This time, Xu Dongmen still didn't rush to eat it; he crossed the river and sneaked into EDG's blue area."

It's impolite not to return the favor—you've come into my jungle once, so I can't not go pay you a visit, right?

Translation: "'To come and not return is impolite—you've already been to my jungle once, so I can't not go pay you a visit, can I?'"

The Barrel is following the golden route this game; at this point, the upper jungle camps have already been reset.

Translation: "This game, the Wine Barrel is following the golden route; at this point the upper jungle camp has already been reset."

From the god's-eye view, the factory chief is clearing the three wolves.

Translation: "From the god's-eye view, the factory chief was clearing the three wolves."

Although Xu Dongmen is arrogant, he hasn't gone so far as to catch people in the Shadow Wolves' camp; he placed a ward in the blue buff brush and directly activated the swamp frog.

Translation: "Although Xu Dongmen is arrogant, he hasn't gone so far as to sneak into the shadow wolves' camp to catch people; he placed a ward in the blue buff bush and directly activated the swamp frog."

At this moment, the two junglers are only half a screen apart, each eating jungle monsters.

Translation: "At this moment, the two junglers were only half a screen apart, each eating jungle monsters."

The Barrel finished clearing first, only to find an uninvited guest in his own base!

Translation: "The Wine Barrel finished clearing first and discovered an uninvited guest in his own base!"

"No, what gives you the right?"

Translation: ""What the hell, what gives you the right?""

The factory chief finally couldn't take it, stepped forward and slammed his beer belly into him.

Translation: "The factory chief finally couldn't take it, stepped forward and slammed his beer belly into him."

Xu Dongmen quickly drew his gun backward, causing the flesh-bomb impact to hit air, then fired a point-blank shot with his shotgun.

Translation: "Xu Dongmen quickly drew his gun backward, causing the flesh-bomb impact to hit air, then fired a point‑blank shot with his shotgun in reverse."

The factory chief switched targets, giving the swamp frog a drunken fury Muay Thai strike.

Translation: "The factory chief switched targets, and with Drunken Rage gave the swamp frog a Muay Thai strike."

Since I can't hit the person, I'll first hold the jungle monsters and then talk.

Translation: "Since he couldn't hit anyone, he decided to first hold onto the jungle monsters."

However, the Male Gunner has Q punishment!

Translation: "However, the Male Gunner has Q punishment!"

Clearlove not only failed to hold the jungle monsters, but was also chased by Xu Dongmen and soundly beaten, being driven out of the blue side in front of everyone.

Translation: "Clearlove not only failed to hold onto the jungle monsters, but was also chased by Xu Dongmen and soundly beaten, in full view being driven out of the blue area."

Today, many little pigs came to the scene; seeing the factory chief being brutally beaten, they all cried out in anguish.

Translation: "Today many piglets showed up at the scene; seeing the factory chief being brutally beaten, many couldn't help but shout "wah!" in distress."

Young people have no martial virtue!

Translation: "Young people have no martial virtue!"

Do you even know what respecting elders and loving the young means?

Translation: "Do you even know what it means to respect the elderly and love the young?"

In this tiny plot of LPL, when has my spicy dance ever suffered such arrogance?!

Translation: "In this tiny plot of LPL land, when have I ever suffered such anger with my spicy little dance?!"

After this jungle skirmish, the Male Gunner took the upper river crab, then cleared vision in the top lane, putting pressure on the Hook‑butt Giant Demon.

Translation: "After this jungle skirmish, the Male Gunner ate the upper river crab, then cleared the top lane vision to put pressure on the Meat Hook Giant Demon."

The top lane was locked down by V, so the Hook‑butt Giant Demon couldn't flash and could only smell experience from afar.

Translation: "The top lane was locked down by V, so the Meat Hook Giant Demon couldn't flash and could only sniff experience from afar."

The top lane's already poor development just got worse!

Translation: "The top lane's development was already miserable, and now it's gotten even worse."

The enemy jungler is busy everywhere, while our jungler is stubbornly roaming the jungle!

Translation: "The enemy jungler is busy all over the map, while our jungler is stubbornly roaming the jungle!"

Even as steady as the factory chief, he momentarily couldn't keep his composure.

Translation: "As steady as the factory chief, he momentarily couldn't keep his composure."

By taking pills and using his passive to recover, after eating the F4 in the lower half, he came to mid lane for a gank.

Translation: "He restored his condition through taking pills and passive regeneration, after eating the F4 in the lower half he went to mid lane for a gank."

Bang~

Translation: "Bang~"

The Barrel's E flash‑assault forced Doinb to flash and heal.

Translation: "The Wine Barrel's E-flash ambush forced Doinb to flash and heal."

"I didn't flash, and the enemy jungler didn't either." Big B quickly recorded the summoner times.

Translation: ""I didn't flash, and the enemy jungler didn't either." Da B quickly recorded the summoner times."

On the other side, the factory chief made exactly the same move.

Translation: "On the other side, the factory chief made exactly the same move."

In timing, the two of them are practically another me!

Translation: "In timing things up, the two of them could practically be called another me!"

"Wait for me, I'll go back first."

Translation: ""Wait for me, I'll head back first.""

When mid lane was ganked, Xu Dongmen was up there clearing the stone armor bugs.

Translation: "When mid lane was ganked, Xu Dongmen was up there clearing stone‑armor beetles."

After eating the stone armor bugs, he reached level 5.

Translation: "After finishing the stone‑armor beetles, he reached level 5."

Return to city and take out a Kaoerfeide warhammer, then head straight to the middle lane.

At this moment, the game time is nearly 6 minutes.

This is exactly the time when mid lane reaches level 6!

Pawn, in this game, is playing the Little Fish Man and also brought Ignite.

Xu Dongmen judged that the enemy would surely attack Doinb once they hit level 6.

His judgment was completely correct!

"Shark!"

Almost the moment Xu Dongmen arrived at mid lane, the Little Fish Man used Q to pierce through the minions and unleashed R, the giant shark lunged and locked onto Victor.

Even after seeing the male gunner, the Fat General still had no intention of stopping.

He wanted to secure a kill!

The Little Fish Man went all-in with all his abilities this wave, while Victor didn't have double summon.

As long as he lands the full combo, the damage is absolutely enough.

"Lights out!"

At a critical moment, Xu Dongmen's smoke grenade made the pole-vault landing Fizz lose its target, preventing him from immediately finishing off the low-health Victor with the Sea Stone Trident.

Doinb waited for his Q to cooldown, then used Absorb Energy to generate a shield, withstanding this fatal stab.

Da B locked his health and survived, while the Fat General had nowhere to run!

"I just love hitting moving targets."

After killing the Little Fish Man, Xu Dongmen didn't immediately leave mid lane, but instead pushed a wave with great fanfare.

Strictly speaking, it was one and a half waves!

"Holy shit, Dongmen, you're already 2-0 and you're still messing up my minion wave, bro, you're too ruthless!" Da B wanted to cry but had no tears.

"No, Ying Bi Ge, listen to me: this wave I took is equivalent to us gaining a free one and a half minion waves, you know?"

Xu Dongmen calculated for the enemy: "If I don't take it, when you come back you'll lose at least half a wave of minions; the remaining wave you can indeed take, but the Little Fish Man will also be able to take it after respawning, so we end up gaining nothing."

Xu Dongmen spoke confidently: "Ying Bi Ge, you tell me, should I take this wave or not?"

"…………"