Chapter 15: with translation of chapter title

In the first game, the Leopard Woman was so fat, why did we still lose?

Xu Dongmen launched a soul-searching self-interrogation.

There's only one reason: not fat enough!

He had eaten enough jungle monsters, but from start to finish he didn't get any kills.

Can you get rich by working? Can you get rich just by farming jungle?

Obviously not!

So you still have to take kills, make the lane dirty.

Xu Dongmen executed this very well.

Jungle monsters must be countered, kills must be taken, and if the lane needs to be dirty, then make it dirty!

Fake ganking to punish the cannon cart, misclicking a Q to wipe a bunch of ranged minions, firing an ultimate blast from thousands of units away to snatch the factory chief's three little F4……

Xu Dongmen learned it with proper form.

"Third kill!"

With the freshly spawned red buff, Xu Dongmen moved against the troll.

Even though the enemy had their ultimate and flash, this wave his lane was blocked before the tower, trying to forcefully push and got caught, far away from his own turret.

There's no escaping the Buddha's palm!

The marksman's development this game was extremely advanced, not only enchanting the warrior's jungle knife, but also wearing a pair of light spirit boots, able to fight and to run.

"Ah, do we have to go again?"

"The troll used his teleport, this wave it looks like the enemy will die again."

On the commentator's desk, Joker and Long Mao were stunned.

Having just killed the troll in one wave, Xu Dongmen then went to the top lane, and this time he also brought Doinb.

Three men tower-dived, the troll without ultimate or flash had no ability to resist.

"EDG's top lane has collapsed!" Long Mao wailed.

"QG's three-man tower dive this wave was because they saw the barrel down below, so they dared to do it!"

Joker had more information than Long Mao, he spoke extremely fast: "The factory chief is already heading down to the bottom lane, this wave EDG definitely has to do something, otherwise it'd be too much of a loss!"

EDG shared the same idea.

Although in this team the top lane's role is to absorb pressure, we can't just let you kill us for nothing.

At this moment, QG's bottom lane only had Uzi and the Apocalypse.

EDG could mobilize four people to surround.

The problem is, the minion wave can't get in!

At this point Uzi had already acquired the Stormblade and the Caulfield's Warhammer, and he is a wheel mom, a single spinning blade + bounce clears the minions almost completely.

QG's seizure of the wheel mom was to let the bottom lane stabilize early in lane, giving Xu Dongmen more space to operate.

Stain perfectly completed this mission!

He didn't die once, his last hits weren't behind, and the turret's health was quite healthy.

With Uzi's laning fundamentals, as long as he doesn't think about going to pressure others, it's hard for anyone to do anything to him.

"EDG gave up, without a minion wave the old bull directly ults to dive the tower, hard dive, is this?"

"But V still has teleport, a 4v3 this wave is hard to predict!"

"EDG was very decisive, all skills were given to Uzi to instantly kill him."

"But Meiko couldn't escape this wave either, Poro's teleport came down and pinned him against the wall, the bull's ultimate is about to end!"

EDG forcefully tower-dived this wave, started off grand and mighty, ended up mediocre.

1 for 1!

Mobilizing troops and masses, yet only got this result.

Not to mention EDG, even Long Mao and Joker on the commentator's desk were greatly surprised.

"Rarely see EDG fight this hard."

"This is obviously being forced into a hurry, with no choice but to fight you desperately!"

"Mainly EDG's lineup this game isn't as good as last game; they wanted to snowball early, but kept being led by the marksman."

"Look at this marksman, what is he doing?!"

The camera panned to the top lane, where Xu Dongmen was single-handedly destroying the top lane turret.

He single-handedly ate the turret!

Don't look at the fact that the canyon hasn't yet introduced the first-blood tower mechanism, but the turret's local bounty is already substantial. (First tower 220, second tower 250, plus 125 global bounty)

Xu Dongmen ate the top lane tower, then pushed a wave, then turned and entered EDG's upper jungle to counter-jungle a wave.

As he pleased, he even had time to provoke the current version's jungle vanguard, which is called a rib.

At 19 minutes, he synthesized the Maw of Malmortius.

Unlike other seasons, S6's Infinity Edge's offensive side far outweighs its defensive side.

It is synthesized from the serrated dagger!

It has both the lifesaving sword edge effect of the Infinity Edge, and precious 10 armor penetration.

For a marksman who is half warrior, half shooter, it is practically a dream artifact.

On the battlefield, Xu Dongmen alone chased after the factory chief and the stout general, fighting them.

With the Infinity Edge in hand, it completely counters the little fish people and the barrel.

{Last game the Leopard Woman still had to be cautious against Ryze, this game directly treated EDG's mid-jungle as a toy to play with}

{This marksman, I would even be willing to V him 50}

The factory manager was pressured down to level 3—this game we were totally farmed like pigs.

Interpretation: "The factory boss was suppressed to level 3, this game is really completely like raising pigs." Probably meaning "The factory boss got suppressed to level 3, this game we're totally being farmed like pigs." Let's translate: "The factory boss got suppressed to level 3; this game we're totally being farmed like pigs." Keep as single line.

This Gragas can't catch anyone, and he can't clear the jungle either.

"this barrel (champion) can't catch people, can't catch people, can't clear jungle, can't clear jungle." Probably "This barrel can't catch anyone, can't clear the jungle." Let's translate: "This barrel can't catch anyone, can't clear the jungle."

With the Sima coaching staff, I have no idea how EDG could win with this lineup.

"Sima coaching staff, EDG's lineup, I don't even know how to win with this selection." Translate: "Sima's coaching staff, with EDG's lineup I don't even know how to win."

At 24 minutes, the third dragon spawned, and both sides engaged in the first 5v5 teamfight.

"At 24 minutes, the third small dragon refreshed on the map, both sides kicked off the first 5v5 big teamfight." Translate: "At 24 minutes, the third small dragon spawned, and both sides launched the first 5v5 teamfight."

EDG went all‑in, initiating the fight.

"EDG went all-in, initiating the teamfight." Translate: "EDG went all-in and initiated the teamfight."

Thanks to their plentiful crowd control and dash abilities, they managed to all‑in and kill the Wheel Mom, but it was only a single Wheel Mom.

"Thanks to their abundant control and dash abilities, they successfully all-in killed the Wheel Mom, but it was only just one Wheel Mom." Probably "they managed to all-in kill Zyra (Wheel Mom) but only got one." Translate: "With their abundance of control and dash abilities, they managed to all-in kill Zyra, but it was only a single Zyra."

Xu Dongmen and the others sacrificed the Stain, wiping out every member of EDG.

"Xu Dongmen and others sacrificed the stain, wiping out all of EDG!" Probably "Xu Dongmen and co sacrificed the stain, killing every EDG member." Translate: "Xu Dongmen and the others sacrificed the stain, wiping out every EDG member."

Wait, where's the Gragas?

"Wait, where's the barrel?" Translate: "Wait, where's the barrel?"

After the fight ended, only four EDG corpses lay on the ground.

"After the battle ended, there were only four EDG corpses on the ground." Translate: "When the fight ended, only four EDG corpses lay on the ground."

No ace was announced; someone slipped away!

"No ACE announcement, someone sneaked away!" Translate: "No ACE call, someone slipped away!"

Xu Dongmen checked the scoreboard, and sure enough, the only survivor was that handsome guy.

"Xu Dongmen checked the tab, and indeed the only one alive was that guy." Translate: "Xu Dongmen checked the tab, and sure enough, the only one still alive was that guy."

No wonder he's the spicy grain dancer—he looks cool even when fleeing!

"As expected of the spicy dance particle, even running away is that handsome!" Probably "No wonder he's the spicy dance particle; even fleeing is so cool." Translate: "No wonder he's the spicy dance particle—even his retreat is slick."

"Baron, let's go straight for Baron!"

"Baron, go straight for Baron!" Translate: "\"Baron, go straight for Baron! \"" Keep quotes.

"We can fight, we can fight; your damage is definitely enough!"

"We can fight, we can fight, your damage is definitely enough!" Translate: "\"We can fight, we can fight—your damage is more than enough! \""

The Stain took on the role of the fountain commander.

"The stain acted as the fountain commander." Probably "The stain took on the role of the fountain commander." Translate: "The stain became the fountain commander."

After securing Baron, QG smoothly took down all of the enemy's outer towers.

"With Baron taken, QG smoothly pushed down all enemy outer towers." Translate: "After securing Baron, QG smoothly took down all enemy outer towers."

They had a chance to go for high ground, but they chose not to push aggressively.

"They had a chance to go high ground, but didn't choose to force it." Translate: "They had a chance to push to high ground, but opted not to force it."

The enemy's wave clear is weak, but they also lack long‑range tools.

"The enemy's wave clear isn't strong, but their own reach isn't long either." Translate: "The enemy's wave clear is weak, but their own range isn't great either."

EDG has Gragas and Alistar; if they get engaged on high ground, things could go badly.

"EDG has the barrel and bullhead; once engaged on high ground, something bad is likely to happen." Translate: "EDG has the barrel and the bullhead; if they get engaged on high ground, trouble is likely."

"No rush, let's torture them a little longer." V is good at tormenting.

"\"No rush, let's torture them a bit longer. \" V knows how to torture." Translate: "\"No rush, let's torment them a bit longer. \" V is well-versed in torment."

The Doom of the Scourge flooded vision in the upper half: "Just wait for a dragon, then we can easily win."

"Apocalypse Doomsday placed vision all over the top half: \"Wait for a Baron, then win easily. \"" Translate: "Apocalypse Doomsday flooded vision in the top half, saying, \"Just wait for a Baron and we'll win easily. \""

Only Uzi wore a bitter face: "My gameplay this match feels off; brothers, in the next teamfight, let me get a kill, please."

"Only UZI wore a bitter face: \"My game experience this match is a bit off, brothers, in the upcoming teamfight give me a kill, please. \"" Translate: "Only Uzi wore a grimace: \"My game feel this match is off, guys, in the next teamfight please give me a kill, pleading. \""

"No problem, as long as you stay alive!"

\"No problem, as long as you stay alive! \" Translate: "\"No problem, as long as you stay alive! \""

"………"

Time had reached 29 minutes, with two minutes left until the second big dragon respawns.

"300 Greater Light Speech, top lane give me, thanks Ying Bi Ge." Xu Dongmen snatched a wave of lane from Doinb.

At this point he already had a cannon and a Light Speech, just a little money short of crafting Lord Dominik's Regards.

One wave of lane isn't enough; I still need to take another wave!

Xu Dongmen took over the lane and arrived at the top river position.

Bottom left, a black marksman wielding dual guns came from the river, with a barrel and a bull as his two bodyguards behind him.

Like Xu Dongmen, Deft at this moment was also just a little money short of buying his equipment.

The difference is that Xu Dongmen had his fourth item, while he only had his third.

Mr. Dai never would have imagined that, from the moment he appeared in the male gunner's field of view, his dual‑gun marksman had become the prey in the enemy's eyes.

Lucian, level 13, HP 1500!

"Hmm… that should be enough."

A cold light flashed in Xu Dongmen's eyes, and he suddenly launched an attack.

Whoosh~

Only saw the male gunner flash to Lucian's face, and Lucian unleashed a piercing holy light.

But before the next two holy light silver bullets could be fired, his health bar was emptied, and he collapsed to the ground as a corpse.

It happened suddenly; even as strong as Deft, he couldn't even flash and heal this wave.

"Ah..."

Before the gray‑white screen, Mr. Dai stood frozen like a wooden chicken.

Can't blame him for being slow; Xu Dongmen's strike this wave was as swift as thunder, his combos as fast as lightning, giving him no chance to react.

Deft didn't react in time, and the factory chief and Meiko behind him were the same.

How did the AD die?

Above EDG's support's head rose a big question mark.

Deft opened the death replay and found that the final killing blow was a basic attack damage, which also included the passive of the Rapid Fire Cannon.

Besides that, he also took the Q Dead End and the Ultimate Explosive Bomb.

With the male gunner's attack speed and skill mechanics, how could he possibly pull off this combo in 0.5 seconds?

Not to mention the EDG folks not being Li Zed; even the teammates sitting next to Xu Dongmen were completely bewildered.

"Holy shit, brother, how did you do that?" Stain happened to see this scene.

As an ADC as well, he himself thought it would be hard to do better than Deft in that situation.

"No, Dongmen, how is your flash damage so high?" Doinb gaped, seeing only the male gunner flash onto Lucian's face, and then the full‑health Lucian just vanished.

"Yeah, how to put it…"

Xu Dongmen was thinking how to explain: "You all know that in this version the male gunner can use his E skill to cancel the ultimate's recoil, right? If you don't even know this mechanism, then there's nothing to talk about."

"I know this." V raised his hand.

"Really? The male gunner's ultimate recoil can be canceled? How come I don't know?" Stain had a bewildered face.

"It's true; I've seen it in ranked." The Apocalyptic Disaster is well‑informed.

"Simply put, it's about using this mechanism to unleash a burst within 0.5 seconds, maximizing the damage." Xu Dongmen opened a mini‑lecture.

Anyone who has played the male gunner knows that his basic attack hardly has any wind‑up motion.

As long as the magazine is full or the previous bullet was fired more than one second ago, then as long as there is an enemy target within range, the next bullet can be cast instantly.

His operation sequence just now was: R > E > Q > Flash > A.

Starting with RE, close the distance.

Next, Q-flash onto the enemy's face, firing all the pellets loaded in the barrel!

At that distance, Xu Dongmen could hit Lu Xian'an without flashing, but he didn't skip this flash.

The male gunner's special basic attack mechanism: the more pellets hit, the higher the damage.

Flashing point-blank can maximize damage!

In fact, the safest part of this combo is to start with a basic attack, then during the basic attack's animation cast R, then use a quick gun draw to cancel the ultimate's recoil, creating a peculiar visual effect where R goes out but instead of moving backward he moves forward.

Such a combo has a higher success rate and also catches the enemy off guard more.

Starting with RE on an empty magazine tests one's operation and timing control even more.

Xu Dongmen chose to start with RE mainly because he didn't want to waste the cannon's passive on minions.

Fortunately, he succeeded!

The damage from Ultimate Blast, Desperate Situation, and point-blank basic attack triggers almost simultaneously.

Lu Xian'an's health bar emptied instantly, and the visual effect was exaggerated to the extreme!

In the Outlaw Forum, this combo has a very cool name.

——AD nightmare, half-second instant kill!