Chapter 64: Accidentally Meeting a Girl in a Maid Outfit
"Because Ye Qingfeng made hamburgers for me, I wanted to reward you by holding hands..."
Anbi rarely showed a guilty expression; puffing out one cheek, she turned her head to avoid eye contact with Ye Ye Qingfeng, speaking softly in a weak, mellow tone.
"Hmph..."
The moment Anbi finished speaking, a hand-chop struck the top of her head; although the sudden attack didn't hurt, she instinctively let out a coquettish protest.
"This must be some scene from a movie again."
Seeing Anbi, who had always worn an expressionless face, suddenly display a coquettish gesture unique to little girls, Ye Ye Qingfeng's heart pounded fiercely; to claim he wasn't moved would be a lie, yet her tone felt truly awkward to hear.
Heh-heh! Hearing Anbi's reply, Ye Ye Qingfeng felt a little smug in his heart, but not much!
Still, Anbi was truly easy to fool! Clearly, everything bought at the supermarket today would be reimbursed by Nico; spending her Ding Ni to flirt with his girl!
Hu-hu! So satisfying!
He had just heard Anbi say the character "Ni"! Without needing to think, she definitely meant to say Sister Nico told her to do this?!
He didn't understand, but he approved! He suggested more of this! Don't hold back on his account!
Come to think of it, Anbi's cute face paired with her soft, mellow voice felt like a milk kitten using its soft paw pads to knead dough upon his heart, suddenly making his normally calm interior itch with desire.
"Mm."
Anbi instantly returned to her expressionless state, her tone revealing no trace of emotion.
Although the coquettish Anbi made his heart itch, the usual Anbi was still more pleasing to the eye, though of course, she was also very cute.
"Alright, I'm reasonably satisfied with your answer." Ye Ye Qingfeng tossed the hamburger-shaped gummy candy in his hand into the shopping cart. "Let's go pay and head home."
"Mm."
Anbi had not let go of Ye Ye Qingfeng's sleeve since the beginning; seeing that the hamburger gummy she wanted to eat had entered the shopping cart, she couldn't wait to take a bite and obediently followed him toward the checkout counter.
Along the way, Ye Ye Qingfeng recalled in his mind what else needed to be bought; just as they approached the checkout, he finally remembered they hadn't bought soy sauce yet.
"Anbi, keep an eye on the shopping cart; I'll grab some soy sauce and be right back!"
As soon as Ye Ye Qingfeng finished speaking and turned to leave, taking just one step, Anbi yanked him back; hearing her voice from behind, he was told, "No! We go together!"
He had been successfully defeated by stubborn Anbi, but he wouldn't give up!
He only wanted to pay quickly and leave; holding Anbi's small hand, if he ran over alone to grab the soy sauce and ran back, it would clearly be faster!
It wasn't as if he could push the cart running ahead while Anbi pulled his sleeve trailing behind; they were already attracting enough attention as it was, and imagining that scene, he felt that before they even left the supermarket, a video of them would appear on the Ether Net...
Watch closely, I'll only teach this once: "Don't you want to eat the delicious hamburger soon? Won't it be faster if I run over alone? You are responsible for watching the shopping cart and guarding the delicious hamburger so Plankton doesn't steal it!"
This hamburger-shaped gummy candy was literally named "Delicious Hamburger"...
Anbi blinked at Ye Ye Qingfeng, slowly loosened her grip, and lowered her head to stare at the Delicious Hamburger in the shopping cart, as if afraid it might slip away inadvertently.
Huh? She actually let go? As expected, compared to him... the hamburger was still more important!
Ye Ye Qingfeng only complained silently in his heart, but suddenly he became curious: if one day...
The hamburger and he both fell into the water, would Anbi save him or the hamburger first?
It would definitely be him, right... Oh no!
The more he thought about it, the more he felt the hamburger was Anbi's true love!
Ye Ye Qingfeng promptly stopped the random thoughts swirling in his mind and jogged toward the condiment section, feeling that if he continued thinking, the scene would transform into Anbi sitting on the shore eating a hamburger while watching him slowly sink beneath the water...
After drifting continuously through two turns, he smoothly arrived at the condiment section, slowly slowing his pace and turning to gaze at the dazzling array of condiment products.
Salt? No! Sugar? No! It seems the soy sauce should be on the other side of the shelf.
Ye Ye Qingfeng followed the corner of the shelf toward the other side; having taken just one step, he saw a little loli dressed in a maid outfit charging toward him in a sprint, already less than a meter away.
At this distance and in this situation! Could it be that this was the legendary trope of meeting a girl around a corner?
Even if one found a corner with heavy foot traffic and passed by it a hundred consecutive times without encountering anyone, he had managed to bump into such a scene?
In this situation, only two outcomes were possible: first, the girl would crash directly into his arms, and he would seize the opportunity to catch her.
Second, after crashing into him, she would fall backward; at that moment, he would need to grab her hand and pull her into his embrace!
At such a short distance, Ye Ye Qingfeng had actually managed to devise two solutions; one had to say his inner self had changed greatly... if it were before, he wouldn't have thought so much.
He would only try every means to dodge aside, or after being bumped, remain silent and leave without looking back.
After all, how could Ye Ye Qingfeng know this girl wouldn't use this opportunity to extort money from him?
Just as Ye Ye Qingfeng opened his arms, preparing to catch the girl, a broadcast simultaneously rang out in his mind.
【Ding! Conquerable target: Miss Miss Kelin Weeks】
【Initial Affection...】
The girl charging toward Ye Ye Qingfeng crashed into him just as planned, except for a slight accident...
"Ugh—!!"
Miss Miss Kelin's head smashed solidly against Ye Ye Qingfeng's chest, sending him flying like a kite with a broken string, landing two meters away from the scene of the incident.
Wait... her strength was huge! His chest hurt so much! And why, upon seeing she was about to collide with someone, did she lower her head and close her eyes?
【Degree: 5%】
(Because cute little Miss Miss Kelin harbors kindness toward every stranger! So cute! Super tempting to bully, isn't it! Wishing for a 5-star form!!)
(Come to think of it, none of the little lolis released recently have low combat power; needless to say Anbi and Senior Qing Yi, Koleda's PV was heaven-defying, and Mao You might be slightly lacking.)
(Soukaku's combat power is linked to her appetite; Miss Miss Kelin apologizes while wielding a chainsaw taller than himself...)
Ye Ye Qingfeng gazed at the ceiling with bewildered eyes; he seriously suspected whether there was a buff guaranteeing defeat in melee combat!
Whether it was Anbi or Senior Qing Yi! Now even a random little girl he happened to meet could...
Miss Miss Kelin had suddenly received a commission and needed to rush back; she never expected someone to suddenly appear around the corner, and at that moment, she was terrified!!
Unable to brake in time, she could only instinctively lower her head and close her eyes.
Miss Miss Kelin only felt her skull hurt a little; slowly opening her eyes, the first thing that came into view was a man lying flat on the ground, gazing at the ceiling with bewildered, lifeless eyes.
Having never encountered such a situation before, Miss Miss Kelin's face was filled with panic; instinctively wanting to seek help from Mr. Lai Lai Kaen, she looked left and right only to remember he wasn't there, before turning her gaze back to the fallen Ye Ye Qingfeng and crying out in flustered desperation:
"Aaah! What do I do, what do I do?!"
Ye Ye Qingfeng heard a voice filled with panic reach his ears, seriously suspecting she actually wanted to kill him so there would be no witness; otherwise, why hadn't she helped him up yet?
Did she insist on him lying on the ground with his eyes wide open in death?
Ah! It hurts so much! I just want to die for a moment...
End of Chapter
