Chapter 1: Absolutely Da Mie

With a piercing screech of sudden brakes, Li Wei died.

From a bird's‑eye view, Li Wei clearly saw his body already moving in separate directions.

Simply put, it was a dark, windy night.

He didn't frighten anyone except this severely fatigued truck driver.

【You died】

These words appeared before Li Wei's eyes.

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Thanks, I know I'm dead without you reminding me.

This is totally obvious.

【Due to the system error that caused your abnormal death, all God Realm Managers apologize to you.】

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If possible, Li Wei really wants to quickly drag the mouse and ping a few more question marks.

So does the system error have to get him killed by a truck?

It really hurts, okay?

【Your feedback has been received.】

【We will freely add "pain resistance" to your next reincarnation.】

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Before Li Wei could continue complaining, the text before his eyes changed again.

【In addition, the benevolent god will grant you a free choice of reincarnation.】

【You will have 30 initial talent points.】

【Talent points will be consumed or increased according to the reincarnation buffs and debuffs you choose.】

【Please allocate the points reasonably.】

【Please make your choice carefully.】

Having read countless web novels and watched countless videos, Li Wei quickly organized the information, accepted the situation, and continued scrolling down.

【All selectable conditions have been listed.】

【Difficulty:】

【A. Purgatory Difficulty +20 Talent Points】

Explanation:

Monster Level: lv1-lv80+

Boss Level: lv150+

"When will we be reincarnated?"

【B. Hard Difficulty +10 Talent Points】

Explanation:

Monster Level: lv1-lv60+

Boss Level: lv80

"Monsters run rampant, wars never cease.

"Survival or death, that is the question."

【C. Normal Difficulty ±0 Talent Points】

Explanation:

Monster Level: lv1-lv30+

Boss Level: lv50

"Just hero, take your harem and go defeat the demon king!"

【D. Easy Difficulty -25 Talent Points】

Explanation:

Monster Level: lv1-lv20

Boss Level: lv30

"You, connoisseur of exotic races, I can't see your work in the bookstore, so I smashed it straight away—tell me, did I do the right thing?"

【E. Extra Easy -50】

Explanation:

Monster Level: lv1-lv5

Boss Level: lv10

"ForMonkey"

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One must enjoy life to the fullest while alive.

Li Wei thought, since he's already reincarnated, he must maximize his benefits.

So he directly adopted the stance of +50 talent points and -20 talent points and continued reading on.

The subsequent panel also had two modules: 【Basic Attributes】 and 【Additional Choices】.

【Basic Attributes】 are divided into four tiers,

For example, the 【Intellect】 option in 【Basic Attributes】:

A. Idiotic +10; B. Ordinary ±0; C. Clever and quick‑witted -10; Humanoid AI -30

And the selectable 【Additional】 are:

Misfortune Entanglement +10; Fortune Fills the Hall -10; New Treasure Island Special Effect +5……

After a simple browse, Li Wei silently noted down the abilities he was interested in, and began to weigh and consider them.

In any case, as an ordinary office worker, Li Wei is already dead, and he died in an inglorious way.

Even being alive isn't glorious.

He thought, if he were to start over, then either he could be a carefree overpowered protagonist in the ForMonkey world, letting himself taste the carefree life;

Or he could, in the Purgatory Difficulty world, with a resolve to die, give his all to reach the pinnacle of power, not wasting this gratuitous second life.

Although out of laziness, he is more inclined toward the former.

But……

The former's limitation is that, if he doesn't want to sacrifice some personal decorum, he finds it hard to obtain enough talent points to enhance his abilities.

As an ordinary person reincarnated in an easy‑difficulty world?

Watching the fortuitously born genius protagonist embraced on both sides?

Dame Gesture.

Absolutely Dame Gesture.

Li Wei felt that instead of this, it would be better to let him get hit by a truck again now, to see if his already split‑acting body could turn a double negative into a positive and be restored.

In Earth Online he was already just a dispensable background character.

Having graduated from an ordinary university, he lived a life where he could only snatch occasional leisure, a mentally pleasant existence.

Whether he strived or slacked off, it was the same.

His horizons had been set with a limit from the very start.

He was just an ordinary, unaccomplished person.

Even if he put in all‑night study with all his effort, he still didn't graduate from a prestigious school.

Even if he worked overtime with all his effort, he still didn't achieve any career.

The two characters for 'success' are simple to write, but why is it so hard?

In the various books and articles he browsed, even the teachers' teachings and leaders' speeches, there was only praise for the successful, never guidance for the failed.

He, washed out by the great waves of sand, also wanted to be a shining pearl.

Ordinary, common.

Even if he wasn't run over by a truck today, those two words would be enough to sum up his entire future life.

One day's life, he needs to repeat it 365 times each year.

Thinking thus, Li Wei gazed somewhat nostalgically at his own self acting separately on the ground, and took a deep breath.

When he looked at the text before him again, his seriousness had lost all hesitation.

To hell with world difficulty E!

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【Please confirm your reincarnation choice: A. Purgatory Difficulty】

【Note: Once confirmed, it cannot be changed】

【Confirm】

【Please confirm your basic attributes and additional choices:】

【Basic Attributes：】

Strength: A. Extremely Weak +10 (You would struggle to lift an ordinary weapon)

Magic: D. Boundless Mana -30 (You can summon wind and rain, stop time, resurrect the dead—you have infinite possibilities)

Intelligence: C. Clever and Quick-witted -10 (You are comparable to a reborn Sherlock Holmes)

Constitution: A. Fragile +10 (You are weak, pitiable, helpless, but you can eat)

Charisma: C. Shocking to the World -10 (You are so striking that one cannot look away)

Luck: D. Favored by the Gods -30 (You gather the favor of all gods)

Additional：】

Noble Birth -5 (You will be born into a wealthy family, receiving offerings and respect)

Arch‑enemy +5 (You will have a lifelong enemy)

Countdown +10 (You will have a deadline, and unfortunately, failing to complete the task results in death!)

Bothersome Deity +5 (The god who loves you will assign some tasks to your trusting self, and of course there is compensation)

Language Barrier +5 (Your communication with others may face some obstacles, but there is always a solution, such as effort)

Appraisal Ability -10 (Everything in your view will have a data panel)

Additional Add‑on Options: None】

Li Wei, who had perfectly spent all his talent points, carefully, seriously, confirmed from start to finish the options he had repeatedly weighed before choosing.

「No problem. 」

「Confirmed. 」

【Basic attributes and additional conditions have been confirmed】

【The gods are aware of your request】

【Reincarnation loading……】

As the text appeared before his eyes, the scenery around Li Wei also began to gradually blur.

The bloody scene below was gradually replaced by a mosaic, but after just a few seconds the half‑space he occupied began to collapse, and white became everything in his field of vision.

【Congratulations, welcome to your brand‑new second life】

The gods have fully, according to the conditions you chose, granted you a new life.

You have been reincarnated as a cat.

May you live happily in the world of Purgatory difficulty.

Goodbye.

Li Wei:???