Chapter 19: How to Properly Enjoy This Book (Must Read)

How to Properly Enjoy This Book (Must Read)

Based on ε＝ε＝ε＝(#>д, extra +1 update

4. Silver Moe, on that basis, extra +10 updates, and ten thousand per day for a month.

5. Gold Moe, on that basis, extra +20 updates, and thirty thousand per day for a month.

6. Cross‑dressing, my own, non‑duplicate, internet images, stolen images, a friend's cross‑dressing, +5 updates. 【Male fans only】

7. Cosplay, my own, non‑duplicate, internet images, stolen images, a friend's high‑quality cosplay, +3 updates. 【Female fans only】

8. Bilibili live room, corresponding tip amount, based on the equivalent of 10,000 starting points, rounded to calculate extra updates. The same method applies for additional updates.

For detailed calculation methods, see the column on my Bilibili account.

Hold on, mouse?

Ah, right, right, didn't expect that, huh.

Live room ID: 26230894

Name: Teemo

Live streaming goofing off, occasionally typing.

I will diligently update status, post Cat pictures, or some trivial daily stuff.

In the future there will be some polls related to the book's content up there; readers interested in joining the fun can follow and join the fan group.

Although there is no fan group right now.

Anyway you always leave the group; we'll see after publishing.

Heh (╯°Д°)╯

You kid, don't just talk without backing it up.

I'm talking about you.

That's right, stop looking, it's you!

￥￥￥￥￥￥

￥￥￥￥￥￥

3. Common Q&A

A: I think what you wrote is rubbish, can I roast you?

Q: No. I'm a permission dog; after I roast back, I'll instantly mute you completely.

Q: If I tip you 100 points and fully pre‑order your book, can I stand up and roast you?

A: Please go ahead.

Q: Cat turning into a human is really stupid!

A:?

Q: Cat not turning into a human, that's really stupid! What does that even mean!

A:?

I suggest the two above start a single thread to argue; I'll pin it.

Whether you transform or not, each has its quirks and benefits.

But one point, the most important, is that whether you transform or not, it doesn't delay.

I think that's enough.

Why roast me?

If you're truly idle and looking to roast, wait until I publish and open a group, then you can come.

However, before that, I suggest coming to the live room to see how fast the little Cat types on the keyboard.

Think about it, the author types at this speed, but what does a brain that roasts people look like?

Hello to you, hello to me, everyone is fine; give basic respect to others, thank you.

I'm a writer, not someone who listens to your madness.

Be polite; I even treat you like a lord, is that not good?

φ(>ω<*)kila~

The rest is idle chat bb

My health has been okay lately, just frequent migraines; I need sleep to relieve them, but oversleeping also gives headaches, I'm pondering solutions.

However, so far it hasn't delayed the typing progress…

Um…

Yesterday was delayed

Because of the headache, needed to consume dessert

Washed a box of strawberries, ate them all

Um

Big, sweet, and icy‑cold strawberries

I'll try swapping to peach canned fruit next time

Or add some freezer ice cream

See which one can let my stomach be okay

But to be honest, strawberries are really delicious =ω=

Nothing more to say; need 60,000 words, another half plus a bit and it'll be ready to publish

Hope everyone can keep reading, vote, post comments, giving the hyper‑updating me a bit more drive to add more updates

OK

That's all.

Finally, wish everyone a Happy New Year.

This chapter is taken up by 006 from the comment section, who doubts my reputation, replying with provocation.

After reading that comment, you said I would default on payment, I can't sleep:)

I've noted this grudge.

Oh right, speaking of the comment section, a brave soul said they want to come for an offline solo.

Everyone, comment enthusiastically, supporting every clueless dream.

My 200‑jin (≈100 kg) rain‑falling Northeast big‑brother, you're welcome to come steal DaiDai from my home.

Oh right, DaiDai is very well‑behaved.

Doesn't push things, doesn't grab things, and is an affricate, loves to cling to mom and dad every day.

Is Mom's affectionate little cotton‑lined darling.

When the coder ignores him, they directly act: Mom, stop writing, accompany DaiDai.

Wait for me to upload an Easter‑egg chapter; remember to check it after it passes review.

Alright.

That's it.

Wish everyone a Happy New Year.

PS, today's update—I'll talk about it after I wake up.

23:59, we won't miss each other.