Chapter 51: Release Remarks

Release Remarks

Key Summary:

Release tomorrow at noon, 12:05; don't miss it.

Bad news: not 100,000 words.

Good news: may have 10,000–20,000 words per day for a month.

That's the content summary; if you're not interested in the fluff or are short on time, you can stop here. Below I'll briefly expand a few sentences.

Contents:

1. Expanded description of the good and bad news

2. Statistics on current debts and extra updates

3. Some strange, idle fluff (includes low‑quality rant sections; if you don't like them, please don't rant, thanks)

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1. Expanded description of the good and bad news

Why does this bad‑news situation arise?

As is well known, I recently lingered between Xue Dinge's Fuyang and Yang Er.

Although the symptoms improved, the aftereffects are far more severe than I imagined.

I am a severe insomnia patient, but… I have started to become drowsy, even reaching a double reversal.

That is, no matter how I sleep each day, it's never enough, and I get severe headaches; my average awake time is even less than 10 hours.

For example, I get up at 6 p. m., and by 4 a. m. I can't stay awake any longer, drowsy to the point of headache, even yue out.

ヽ(●-`Д´-)ノ

Is there any law left? Any sense of justice left?

This leads to very little time for me to write while awake.

So I can only not write when I'm not awake.

Then, around the New Year, there are many family matters.

Often I've just fallen asleep and get woken up, wasting an entire day for no reason.

Oh, today is the same.

I suppose only after moving in March next year can I avoid this.

Living farther apart is better for both.

Sigh…

My health is like this, so why is there still good news?

Because Nan Feng's book is also released, though not on Qidian.

Following the usual rule that if his umbrella is gone, I must also break mine, I have to write as much as he writes.

So… at least ten thousand words per day are guaranteed.

Sigh…

Sigh*2

I've already bought melatonin, but it only guarantees I fall asleep, not the duration.

Damn it.

My sleep is too shallow; many times DaiDai licking his own jio can wake me up.

In the past two days, the updates have collapsed into a state of insomnia, drowsiness, and headaches.

Absurd.

You can only say, you call this a common cold?

Hehe.

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2. Statistics on current debts and extra updates

Reward section:

Upside-down Glass Unforgettable Heart +11 updates (all added).

Salty to the Universe +11 updates (4 added, 7 pending).

Hall Master - Shenle Yinshi +2 updates (all added).

Helmsman —Snake Walk— +1 update.

Cross-dressing extra updates:

DaiTou Wuya +5 updates.

Star Abyss +5 updates.

You cross-dressers, this isn't working.

Too few, there are also web images.

Tsk tsk, this isn't working, you guys. (Said it twice, yes I said it twice).

Captain extra updates: total +12 updates.

Monthly ticket extra updates:

I forgot to count this last time, let's tally it now.

December, roughly 1,100 monthly tickets, +12 updates

(Every 100 monthly tickets +1 chapter, every 1000 extra tickets +1 chapter)

January, currently 600, +6 chapters (to be counted next month, because it will still increase, calculating now would easily expose the author's math level)

7+1+10+12+12=42 chapters, total 84000 characters

This isn't even enough for half a month of my writing

When the time comes I'll ask you for women's clothing, hehehe!

It's time to conquer the highest point of status

Ah, it's me, the supreme reader creditor, Teemo

ps, here I thank all who have rewarded, voted, and boarded the ship, dear readers

For the subsequent big chapter titles, I won't list them separately to thank

Mainly because I can't remember, and the title length easily exceeds

Now in my mind, there are only 42 chapters and 8.4w characters

Pfft

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3、Some weird, scattered bb (plus a low-quality spraying segment, if you don't like it don't spray, thanks)

Ah

Finally, the familiar bb and feelings segment is here again

By the way, how long has it been since I properly wrote up to the point of release?

It seems like quite a while

This time the feeling is also different from others

How to put it? It feels like the reader base has expanded, so the monsters have expanded too

Exactly, monsters

In the comment section, a bunch of monsters showed up all at once

There are peers, and there are readers

Let's talk about readers first

I read every comment, as long as it's shown in the writer's assistant backend

Usually I might swallow a few, but it doesn't matter

——Teemo eating leftover rice from several meals ago

There are such criticisms

Because the female lead is again and again from a bad family background, and again and again a yandere

I forgot which book I wrote this in, but I really like the yandere trait because I'm narcissistic

And, why do I keep shaping such a female lead

Let's discuss this in detail

My original intention in writing, aside from liking and loving it, was to replace the doctor's requirement that I write a daily journal

Because my mental state is extremely unstable, and I refuse to go to a medical center for close monitoring, so aside from taking medicine, the doctor needs to understand my mental condition and seek an outlet for me

But……

As long as I don't go to the hospital, there's nothing the doctor can do to me

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Just as I wrote in my book, the doctor only gives guidance, only prescribes medicine; he can't help me. I know what my problems are

Writing books, shaping such characters, the fundamental reason is that I hope to reconcile with myself

I hope the female lead, Mo Ranqiu and such characters can truly find their own redemption

Pity won't do

Because from the start, when establishing the romantic relationship, it was unequal

All happiness, sweetness, sugar are built on a foundation of step-by-step pressure and step-by-step retreat

Before the breakup, that sentence "I originally just saw you as pitiful" really is "I can't take it"

Strictly speaking, Daily Life 2 has no continuation, and that's only because "I" have no continuation

So, I am now beginning to look for another possibility

But as age increases and experience grows, and life gradually becomes dull and calm, I seem to have discovered another possibility for reconciling with myself

I'm currently exploring, but occasionally I still have episodes

Before I write a satisfying ending that I consider satisfactory, I think many of my female leads will have this setting

——Seeing this kind of female lead annoys me; can't I write something sunny and cheerful?

In the comment section, people say this even more excessively, but I can't remember

Also I don't want to remember

I feel like being denied as a person in this regard

I'm not a normal person, so what right do I have to write a normal female lead and let her enjoy a luxurious happy life

Damn

This isn't healing, this damn thing makes me depressed

Exactly, I'm the kind of rat person who can't stand seeing others do well

For details, imagine the author who wrote "Shave, then pick up a female high school student"; they finally couldn't continue, collapsed, and sprayed their female lead all over Twitter

However, for the next book, it should be possible to make a small breakthrough attempt

Everyone can look forward to it.

—China is not Japan; when faced with such problems, it will resist. Just like me and many of my classmates: if they dare hit me, I'll go out at midnight, grab a sack, and beat them up.

This line corresponds to the female lead's contract‑signing memory, where she was beaten by her parents.

The moment I saw that sentence, my three‑worldviews were shattered.

First is the premise that 'zg isn't rb'; then 'will resist'; then 'me and many of my classmates'; and finally 'midnight sack‑wrapping'.

Putting aside my initial urge to call him crazy, I'm genuinely curious: is this common in our country? Is it widespread? Is it normal?

Leaving national conditions aside, truly, he probably knows Japan better than I do.

But as children, the times we're most strictly disciplined are usually when we lack the ability to resist.

From kindergarten and elementary school onward… how do you fight back?

Moreover, does such harsh discipline in the name of love truly endorse retaliation?

Spending parents' money and living in their house while rejecting discipline and even beating them, yet stubbornly staying under their roof.

…

ummmmm

Isn't the main reason childhood trauma arises precisely the 'in the name of love' that prevents one from venting inner emotions?

Everyone's not wrong; then the one who must be wrong is probably me.

See, if I die, all problems would be solved.

I've harmed them.

After all, they're still parents, with blood ties; you can't treat them as strangers, so family issues have always been complex and very therapeutic.

Fight back…

High, really high.

Perhaps I no longer understand today's kids.

All are born in the 2000s; the differences are huge.

But honestly, this passage made me think all night.

I think it's precisely because family ties are thicker than water, making it impossible to replace people as you would strangers, that most people's childhood troubles and lingering adult obsessions arise.

—Diagnosed as self‑indulgent, don't read.

When I first saw this, I wanted to tear his family tree apart with him.

But on second thought, he seems to have a point.

When writing a book, one should consider how the 'reader' will feel more satisfied and how to stir the 'reader's emotions.

But my original purpose for writing has always been for myself.

I keep writing the plots I like and the outcomes I want to see, tears streaming.

Coincidentally, someone resonated with my book and liked it, so my book achieved results.

Seems… being called self‑indulgent isn't actually wrong.

The rant is spot on.

Gagagagaga

Of course, for better results and reading experience, I definitely need to change.

So the next book will have more perspective‑taking.

If it's Uzi, how should this team fight? (Just kidding).

—This book is really terrible. The prose is awful; after reading a few dozen words of the first chapter I could tell. Better read xx's novel.

?????

Such trash‑talk is really unnecessary.

Honestly, the author circle is so small.

The way you are, I can't even vent my emotions properly, you know?

I, as you call it, am an xx editor.

Moreover, to be fair, if I could write better than him, wouldn't the ten‑thousand subscriptions belong to me?

His book no longer needs you to step on me to highlight it.

Besides, it's not even the same genre.

You compare to what?

Thank you for the effort you put into him; having a fan like you is truly a three‑life blessing.:)

Logically, if I didn't know this author, they wouldn't have given me two chapter recommendations; I now owe them a few hundred follow‑reads. I've already blacklisted them, holding a grudge and waiting thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river.

Right, that's taking it out on others.

=3=

Exactly, I do keep a little grudge notebook.

If you just vent alone, I wouldn't have even recorded it until now.

The way you step on and scoop up looks like you're a lunatic.

Oh, it's also a bit rushed.

After all, he's speaking the truth.

My writing just isn't as good as theirs; theirs is just more readable, and I even chase every one of their books.

Wall‑crack, let me recommend his book… seems no need to recommend, you've definitely all read it.

It's that one that turns fire into water, then into something tiny (gritting teeth).

md.

I'm just a loser o(╥﹏╥)o

But…

I hope this volume can achieve the "First Essence" goal.

It's fine if it's not quite there; before finishing the series I'll strive to make each installment a great work, and for the next book I'll aim to publish it as a premium follow‑read.

Take it step by step, owo

Someday, I'll make everyone hold me in high regard. =3=

Call me Bai Jin Teemo. (This sentence was sponsored by an unnamed councilor.)

—A female‑oriented novel, what are you doing on our male‑oriented platform?

—What right does this book have to be on Sanjiang?

—The writing is terrible.

—Totally cringey.

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Rare to see in a lifetime.

I can only say maybe it's because the grades need to improve, that's why there are so many immortals.

A friend told me most of these are peers.

I see.

Peer immortals!

You're impressive!

Looking forward to your masterpiece; be sure to @ me after publishing.

—Content about memories of signing contracts and school bullying.

After an unknown clause dictated the pacing, people started spamming criticism.

Hmm…

If it's not explained clearly, how should we establish the later protagonist's character?

When the later protagonist falls ill or gets emo, without a recap it would be jarring, right?

Why doesn't Cat replace the protagonist, beat people up, and write a feel-good novel?

My view has always been: Cat is the male lead, Witch Miss is the female lead, and they are equal.

If,

Cat tells the heroine today, "You should do this, you should do that, you have great talent, you need to train swordsmanship and physical arts."

Cat sets the heroine's plan for tomorrow, and helps her stand out on campus.

Then, does Witch Miss live for herself or live for Cat?

Will Witch Miss change?

Will she leave the so‑called inferiority circle?

Is Cat's relationship with her truly still equal?

Is this really help for her?

When Cat does this, is he really helping her?

Is he helping Witch Miss, or merely satisfying his own hypocritical kindness?

I think because I'm writing a slice‑of‑life book, I can detail the characters' transformations, psyche, changes, and sense of redemption.

Yes, not very enjoyable, but it does have plausibility, right?

And my title is — Witch Miss's Cat.

Check whether those six characters include the word "Cat".

May I ask what Cat is, is it just an ordinary mammal?

It is not Witch Miss's divine beast, not Witch Miss's Cthulhu, not something Witch Miss can't provoke.

The deity also explicitly stated at reincarnation that he turned into a Cat.

So, during Species Identification, what else could he be identified as?

Honestly, the first time someone slammed the identification section, everyone was stunned.

Identified as Cat, trash writing.

Ah????

There are far too many things that confuse Teemo.

Really.

Of course there are also issues I'm handling; I can only say… I'll definitely work hard on the next book.

I grow with each book I write.

But some things, due to objective factors, are beyond effort.

After all, everyone has their own tastes; I can't write a book everyone loves.

—I'm tired

I actually had many things I wanted to rant about.

But… a gradually indifferent attitude made me realize,

Indifference to negative reviews may not be mental growth, but a lofty indifference.

When I realized many negative reviews came from peers, I instantly stopped being angry.

I just found it funny, even a bit entertaining.

I haven't set up a reader group, for several reasons.

╭(╯^╰)╮ Here I'll just mention a couple of things.

Before, I called readers brothers and sisters, but ended up with such a ridiculous outcome.

To be honest, I have already alienated the reader group.

I feel that communication and emotions (ordinary feelings) between people are terrifying and lacking trust.

I treated the best readers, those who helped me wholeheartedly, but in the end they stabbed me in the back, disgusting me—the most excessive.

Such things will be remembered for a lifetime.

Let me give one example.

There was a person who pretended to care about me, spending nearly an hour, letting my partner and him explain the situation wholeheartedly.

Finally, I was replied with: 'I don't care about you at all; I just can't stand you, I'm just here to disgust you.'

Since you can't stand me, why do you still tell everyone you came to care about me?

Tea ah. Tea master ah.

High ah. Expert ah. Amazing.

Maybe it's just that I have a drama-prone constitution.

This matter dealt me quite a blow.

Well… it's pretty sad.

I'm really sad, that kind of astonishment and loss I never expected.

I truly regarded everyone as friends.

But it seems, they didn't.

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Well… I really cried for a long time, back then.

I can't understand; obviously everyone is my reader, they like the characters in my book, I initially played with everyone without any scheming, just just just…

I can't understand.

My intellectual level really can't comprehend this matter.

Now looking back, aside from holding a grudge, it's just feeling wronged, feeling stifled.

Damn it!

If I hadn't treated them as friends, wouldn't I be the biggest winner?

(gritting teeth)!!!

At times like this, one must thank a wave… of elderly people being quickly eliminated by the times.

Thanks to the unnamed Gongju Long, thanks to Liuli Ge who has always been misunderstood, thanks to eldest brother Ye Ge, thanks to first female fan Ze Bao, thanks to (new? reader) Qiuyun Ranmo who spoke up for me in the group at the time, thanks to Mengbao who took office as the new tool person, thanks to the new friends I met (although I had already disbanded),

For example, talkative, brains full of strange derivative works; for example, always looking for a partner, not knowing if they've found one; for example, saying that changing their name makes them feel invisible; for example, silly little Wu; for example, newcomer who quickly joined the BT crowd, medical student Orange Cat; for example, long time no posting, possibly caught by sweep-h, ah... etc.

To be honest, I just like being praised.

You praise me, like my book, I'm really happy.

So, I will still open the reader group to continue posting puff puff puff.

Besides personal reasons for not opening the group before, the biggest reason is that the public group has… monsters!

For example,

You black-hearted author, actually charging!

One chapter is priced who-knows-how-much higher than others; isn't there any official oversight?

Author, I just don't want to spend money to read your book@Teemo

ummmmm

ya mie die o(>﹏<)o

Great master, accept this divine ability!

——Let's talk about something happy, the plan for this book

It is planned to finish at the end of March to early April, estimated word count 120-150.

Too long, I also wouldn't know how to write, and I don't know what to write.

Don't be too filler, leave everyone with a good longing, so the next book can have a good gathering and parting, right?

So the update force will be very strong, hoping everyone will follow along.

Following along is also quite important for my subsequent recommendations after the book goes live.

Will update over 10k per day; should that be worthy of following along?

Roughly.

More than that might not be possible to write; my health isn't great, COVID has drained my vitality during this period.

And there are some mental aftereffects; to be honest, a little pressure and any little disturbance can trigger an episode, though it's much better now; occasionally my emotions suddenly go haywire, making me unable to type, hahaha, but I'll strive to resolve it.

Remember one phrase,

If there's no burst update, it's all Nanfeng's fault!

Yes.

If he were my son, wouldn't there be nothing at all?

When I'm in a bad mood, he says: 'Dad, let me kowtow one for you, then you'll calm down, hurry up and write!'

Then my mood would be good, right?

Hmph.

Anyway, without a group, no one will take screenshots, hahaha.

——finally

Happy reading, don't argue; if you can't decide, suggest a contest to see who looks better in women's clothing.

When I feel better, I'll stream regularly; everyone can come to the stream to slack off together……

No.

It's just watching me type and commenting on my speed.

Of course, I'm saying, we're not donkeys, we obviously need time to eat.

It's totally normal to slack off while eating!

Hmph.

As the year-end approaches, I wish everyone good health, auspicious meanings, and peace year after year.

I also wish myself top-notch, high-quality!

Hmph

I've already wished you all a happy new year in advance,

Happy New Year,

Bang bang bang.

See you again, you motherf***er! (Same style as Mo Nanbei)