Chapter 2149: Battle of the Two Cities! (Part 27)

The Joker just wanted to say, I haven't even screamed yet, why are you screaming? Can you open your eyes and see which one of us is wearing a stranger costume?!

Deadpool jumped down from the second floor as if he had seen a ghost and ran forward in a panic.

Ahead was the smoke bomb area.

Deadpool might be the only person in all of New York who knew how dangerous the Joker was; he could even precisely locate which universe the two Jokers were from.

Not to mention which corner of the universe the long-haired Joker who tripped him earlier was from—it wouldn't be too strong anyway—the one he had just seen on the balcony was definitely the New 52 super lunatic!!!

This guy had slaughtered the Bat-family, then controlled the Justice League, and finally almost destroyed the universe. If he didn't run now, he would really end up a dead man!

With a fierce desire to survive, Deadpool didn't care what was in front of him and rushed forward with all his might.

No matter what, he was a genetically modified human; with full power, his strength was still not small.

BANG!!!!

Bruce, who was groping in the thick fog, was sent flying directly, and the Joker he had been chasing happened to be opposite him. The two of them were like billiard balls, one hitting the other, and they both flew out.

Bruce had, after all, obtained Spider-Man's physical strength; Deadpool's hit could be considered hitting an iron plate, leaving him dizzy. The three of them fell to the side of the road like a stack of blocks.

A helicopter flew over from behind the building across the street. A red-haired female agent jumped down from the low-flying helicopter with great style, didn't even look at the others, and walked over to pick up Bruce.

Bruce was still a bit dizzy. After standing steady, he shook his head, looked at Natasha opposite him, and said, "Thank you, oh, no! Wait!! Don't come near me!!!"

Bruce backed away a few steps in a panic as if he had seen a ghost. The Joker couldn't believe his eyes.

He could fully understand that this Bruce was younger and perhaps hadn't fully become Batman yet, at least not the omnipotent Batman of his middle age.

And the Joker hadn't been active for long either; he might not have understood the relationship between Joker and Batman at all, just a clumsy car-thief criminal.

And their confrontation today was just because someone had disturbed them, or they were just unlucky, making them seem a bit stupid. After rational thinking, the Joker could fully understand and accept it.

But he really couldn't understand now why Bruce Wei En would hide from women.

This was simply unscientific. Bruce Wei En's appearance destined him not to be a pure, innocent boy. Even if he didn't actively flirt with girls, and even if he wasn't one of the world's top billionaires, just based on this face, it wouldn't give him a chance to be innocent.

And according to the Joker's understanding of Batman, Batman wasn't greedy for beauty, but he didn't refuse to enjoy it. He knew he possessed beauty and was good at utilizing his own beauty.

This female agent in front of him was clearly an important figure in some intelligence organization. This Batman wasn't rushing to use all his charm to fascinate her—what was he running for?!

The Joker really wanted to rush down and slap Batman to see if he could shake the water out of his brain. If you had flirted with this beauty in front of you a little earlier, would you still need to chase the Joker so desperately?

If you say you don't want to expose your appearance and identity, then you should wear your uniform properly and put on your mask. Since you've already exposed Bruce Wei En's face and identity, you should use Wei En's advantages!

The Joker suddenly had a feeling, as if he couldn't fully understand every Batman either, and immediately after, he discovered that his own Batman was still the best.

It wasn't that the Joker really liked Batman beating him up; what he liked was the frustration Batman felt when beating him up, where he couldn't do anything else besides beating him. Actually, what he liked more was that he could fully understand Batman's emotions.

Although to many people that was something that didn't exist—too weak, and even if experienced personally, one couldn't understand it—all of Batman's emotions were exposed before the Joker. He was born to be able to read everything about the Dark Knight.

It was like an exam in a classroom where only you got the answer key. How many people could control themselves from feeling a secret thrill when others were scratching their heads for answers while you were writing away?

But if there was no answer key for an exam, things became a bit difficult. The Joker's knowledge of psychology and behavioral science was still there, but the dilemma he faced was an "IQ isolation."

In short, a person would see things that were easy for them to understand as too simple, thus failing to understand the plight of those who didn't understand.

The New 52 Joker was exceptionally genius; it could be said that even if he wasn't crazy, he was a peerless genius comparable to Batman. Therefore, he really couldn't understand how Earth-1 Batman, whose IQ was several levels lower than his, had ended up like this.

It wasn't like you were chasing Darkseid on Apokolips; it was just chasing a stupid Joker on an ordinary street in a city. How unlucky could you be to fail?

But soon the Joker discovered that it had nothing to do with luck; this Batman and this Joker had reached this point entirely through "strength."

The Joker on the ground climbed up.

The Joker's first action after climbing up was to hijack Natasha.

This time, not only was the Joker stunned, but Bruce, Natasha, Hawkeye in the helicopter, and Captain America, who was fighting with Deathstroke, were all stunned.

The Joker swore that this female agent's panicked expression and the tears she squeezed out had been performed for a full three seconds; a fake three-year-old could tell.

Bruce didn't see it; he immediately got anxious.

The Joker really didn't understand. If you were afraid of her, there should be a reason to be afraid of her—mostly because she was too strong or too vicious. But you knew she was both strong and vicious, so how could you think she was really panicked because she was hijacked?

Seeing Bruce shouting at the Joker to let Natasha go, the Joker on the balcony was amused by him.

As a result, he discovered that the panicked expression on Natasha's face had actually become real. The Joker frowned and looked carefully. He discovered that this long-haired Joker had surprisingly great strength.

The Joker had long seen that Natasha was not an ordinary person; at the very least, she was a genetically modified super-agent, because her way of exerting force was completely different from ordinary people—powerful and experienced.

He had clearly seen Natasha struggle slightly just now, probably to act, but even with that struggle, the arm strangling her didn't move at all.

This was interesting, the Joker thought, raising an eyebrow. A Joker with infinite strength but stupid as hell—that was truly rare.

But what was even rarer was coming. Facing the hijacked hostage, Bruce didn't choose to negotiate; he went up and threw a punch.

What was even more shocking was that the Joker and Natasha, who was hijacked by the Joker, both flew out. The Joker on the balcony widened his eyes.

He had previously discovered that this Batman's physical quality should be stronger than the one he knew, but he hadn't expected it to be this much stronger. Bruce didn't seem to be using any force at all, and the two people opposite him definitely weighed over 300 pounds combined.

Captain America rushed forward and caught Natasha, who had flown out. The Joker scrambled up from the ground and turned to run. In just this short while, the gunshot wound on his leg was already barely visible.

The Joker knew his own body very well, but he was very clear that he didn't have such self-healing ability, especially for penetrating wounds like gunshot wounds, which would take at least a few days to heal.

If he had this self-healing ability, could Batman still beat him? He would have just broken his bones, and before he could even be dragged to Arkham, they would have fully healed.

Besides the self-healing ability, this Joker also ran exceptionally fast. The speed of his two legs moving was actually catching up to a car. But Bruce, who was chasing behind him, was by no means an ordinary person; he was actually running a little faster than the Joker.

Just when the Joker thought today's farce was about to end with the chase of these two muscle-brained brutes, he only heard a "Bang," a manhole cover at the end of the street flew up, and the Joker disappeared while running.

Bruce slammed on the brakes and almost fell down, but a extremely burly monster with crocodile-like spots and bumps jumped out from under the sewer opening.

"Who the hell connected the septic tank line here?!!"

Everyone was dumbfounded. Only Deathstroke turned to look at Deadpool. He looked at Deadpool and asked: "... Is this how you forced Kingpin out?!!"

Bruce's spider-sense went wild.

"RUN!!!!!!!!!!!"

Accompanied by a roar, everyone turned and ran. The Joker was only one step late, so he witnessed for the first time what it meant for "shit to be higher than the sky, shit to flood the golden mountain."

The ground next to the small sewer opening cracked open, and a huge fountain shot straight into the sky. Also shot out by the fountain was the long-haired Joker.

The Joker now missed his own Batman so much he wanted to cry. He! Why! Did he have to! Hide from shit! Here?!!

Fortunately, the Joker's position was on the second-floor balcony. He climbed to the third-floor roof at the fastest speed and jumped between the roofs to avoid the disaster of shit hitting his head. As a result, Bruce also jumped up and shouted: "Don't run, I will catch you."

"Can you open your eyes and look!!!" The Joker roared back while running: "Am I your Joker?!!"

Bruce just wanted to continue shouting when the Joker saw a Batwing flying over unsteadily. Now, seeing his own Batman's Robin was like seeing a relative.

Forget about the extinction of the race for now; hurry up and get me away from this Batman. If I stay with him for one more second, my unwavering love for Batman will be shaken!

Robin on the plane seemed to see the Joker's embarrassment. A ladder was thrown down, the Joker grabbed it, and the Batwing disappeared on the skyline of New City with the Joker.

With a "Bang," the Joker fell into the hangar. Red Robin jumped down from the cockpit first and walked to the Joker's side with some curiosity, wanting to see if he was still alive.

The Joker, who was lying on the ground, did a carp-leap, scaring both Red Robin and Red Hood, who retreated a few steps in unison.

The Joker lay down again.

He lay on the ground, one side of his cheek pressed against the floor, his fists slowly clenching. After a while, he propped up his upper body and sat up. After standing up, one hand supported the wing of the Batwing, and the other hand covered his face.

Just when the Robins thought they were going to see that crazy smile again, they heard the Joker sigh in a deep tone he had never used before, almost gritting his teeth as he said.

"Go, go call Batman and tell him to come back... Immediately! Right now!!!"

Red Robin blinked in confusion. Just as he wanted to say something, the phone hanging on his waist rang.

He pressed the answer button, and the Penguin's roar came from the other side.

"CALL BATMAN!!! TELL HIM TO COME BACK!! IMMEDIATELY!! RIGHT NOW!!!!" ===== CHAPTER 2150 =====