Chapter 2423
Joker was a bit sleepy at this time.
Although he is the leader of Cat Getan's super-criminals, he doesn't make bombs for 20 hours and cause destruction for 4 hours every day. It is Batman who has such vigorous energy, not Joker. Joker has to eat and sleep.
Anyone who is sleeping soundly in the middle of the night and sees a faint green light under the building, and someone is shouting some slogans, making him restless, probably won't have a very good temper.
Joker vaguely recognized that the one below seemed to be Green Lantern, but because it was too dark, he didn't dare to be sure. And that green light was actually a light emitting green that he called.
Joker was not very interested in creatures that were not Batman, but he couldn't tolerate anyone disturbing his beautiful dream, so he casually took a bomb from the drawer and threw it over.
BANG!
This was actually just a grenade, and the power was not very great, but the other party seemed to be suddenly seriously injured, and that light emitting green also flew out and stopped shining.
Joker saw a lot of green light suddenly explode, and then disappeared into the air. He thought that the light might be a battery. He blew it up like this, not only blowing it to leak electricity but also electrocuting this Green Lantern quite badly.
However, Joker didn't care what kind of destruction he caused. He pulled the curtain and wanted to continue sleeping, but he suddenly heard a shout from the opposite side, "Damn it!"
This shout was quite loud. Joker found that many windows nearby had lit up, and obviously many people were awakened.
As soon as the window lit up, the street was not so dark. Joker lived on the 3rd floor, and he was not far from the street. He looked through the gap in the curtain, wow, a wild Bruce Wei En.
The reason why he didn't say he was Batman was because this guy didn't wear a mask at all, and his facial features were clearly exposed, for fear that others wouldn't know he was a big rich man.
However, what made Joker feel a bit puzzled was that he was wearing a uniform with a bat pattern on his chest, but it was a mutant bat, and he was wearing a ring emitting green light on his hand. What is this? A stitched monster of Green Lantern and Batman?
Joker was immediately interested, but at this time he found that the black gun muzzles had already started to stretch out from those lit windows. He quickly put on his clothes and ran downstairs, grabbing the Green Lantern Batman lying on the ground and pulling him back.
He carried the Green Lantern Batman by the collar upstairs. The other party didn't struggle at all. After turning on the living room light and throwing this guy onto the sofa, Joker discovered that he had fainted.
Joker hesitated for a moment, just about to take some intense measures to wake him up, when the other party sat up with a start, and even waved his fist, wanting to give Joker, who was leaning over, a punch.
Joker dodged flexibly. In the past, if Batman hit him, he wouldn't dodge, but now he still had to keep a clear vision to see what was going on with this wild Green Lantern Batman.
Before this, Joker had always been very idle. Batman didn't know where he had gone, and the city had been beaten into ruins again. He had no interest in participating in urban construction, basically hiding at home sleeping every day.
Originally, missing the welcome ceremony for Batman had already made Joker annoyed, but misfortune and fortune depend on each other. That group of idiots only got some parts of Batman and called him 10 times a day to show off. Now he had picked up a living Batman, how could he not take a good look?
"Who are you?" Green Lantern Batman asked blankly.
"You haven't seen Joker?"
"Who is Joker?"
Joker rubbed his hands, grinned, and smiled. It turned out to be a novice Batman. Very good, this is interesting.
"A super-criminal, a super-evil criminal who is against you, haven't you seen him?"
"No, there are no evil criminals in front of me, only good people and dead people."
Joker was stunned. He looked at Green Lantern Batman up and down. This Batman was younger than the one he knew, but he wasn't a child. He should be a young man. And why was the tone of this young man's speech a bit familiar?
"Then how do you distinguish between good people and dead people?" Joker asked tentatively.
"Those who listen are good people, those who don't listen are dead people, it's that simple." Green Lantern Batman said, "Have you seen my power battery?"
His tone of questioning as a matter of course made Joker more and more familiar. The last one who spoke to him in this tone was the group of little birds of Batman, collectively known as crazy teenagers.
"Did you kill everyone who didn't listen to you?"
"Don't you also want to lecture me? Madman." Green Lantern Batman was full of impatience. He said, "So what? They talk about justice, but they don't even dare to kill criminals. They cry and cry when someone dies, and they mutter in my ears every day, not letting me do this, not letting me do that. They died, so I am quiet."
Joker pursed his lips.
The so-called Batman-Joker duality is exactly this. When Batman is like Batman, Joker is Joker, but when Batman starts to become like Joker, Joker has to be like Batman.
How is the state of Green Lantern Batman now? Size king in playing cards, you are the busiest in the circus. Joker even wanted to say to him, go back to Cat Getan, Batman promised not to hit you.
Joker didn't even spend much effort to get the basic information of this Green Lantern Batman, and also figured out what he had done in the original universe. To summarize in one sentence—classic Dragon Overlord.
Anyway, it is 'those who follow me prosper, those who oppose me perish'. He never looks at whether the other party is evil or not when he kills. Anyway, they are not as evil as him. Don't care if it is a madman in Arkham Asylum or the hardworking Sheriff Gordon, as long as the words and deeds don't follow his heart, it is a direct execution.
Hearing this, Joker was speechless. He suspected that God was on Batman's side. Why could he always get so many weirdos to torture him?
Perhaps some people still remember that Joker's first disaster in the New 52 was planted in the hands of Schiller. But later the main universe restarted, and he naturally didn't remember it.
But that was not the most significant disaster in his life. After the restart, he welcomed his first heavyweight opponent, that is, Spider-Man.
The process of his game with Spider-Man cannot be said to be a confrontation between good and evil, but can only be said to be 'four noes and two straight'. Joker's plan to take Spider-Man to see the true face of the evil of this city was finally hard-pressed by Spider-Man into a big visit and big investigation, and almost let Joker get a big red flower issued by Wei En Enterprises.
And this Spider-Man, who was injected with evil medicine by Joker himself, was a bit too evil. He even took Wei En's bank card and bought out all the discounted goods where Joker lived, causing Joker to be unable to pay his credit card for several months later, almost rolling to sleep on the street.
Then his second heavyweight opponent, it cannot be said to be an opponent, Joker didn't want to admit that thing was Batman. Of course, it was the Batman of Earth-1. The confrontation between the two cannot be said to be thrilling, and can only be said to be slightly humorous. But the one responsible for being humorous was Batman, and Joker was not even amused by his clumsiness.
And his third opponent, it cannot be said to be an opponent, Joker didn't want to admit that thing was Batman. Of course, it was Bruce from Schiller's universe, and at that time, he also brought along a Clark.
The two cannot be said to be doing things impartially, but can only be said to be like an office romance, performing a scene in front of Joker: "Who is your best opponent?" "Superman."
After finally getting out of this pile of weirdos, Joker finally had time to rest, and then this middle-aged teenager, Green Lantern Batman, fell from the sky. Joker started to suspect whether this would be another conspiracy of Batman.
"Asking you a question." Green Lantern Batman said, "Have you seen my power battery? And have you seen the damn guy who threw the grenade at me? When I recover my strength, I will definitely make him look good."
Joker's gaze fell on the ring on his finger. He sighed, turned and went to get a crowbar.
Green Lantern Batman shrank into the sofa. He looked at Joker and said, "What are you going to do? Don't come over, you madman, stay away from me..."
BANG!
Joker hit Green Lantern Batman unconscious with a crowbar. And when Green Lantern Batman woke up again, besides feeling the sticky blood on the side of his face, he felt that his limbs were completely fixed.
He struggled for a while and found that he was tied to a chair. And the action of replenishing energy was interrupted by the grenade that fell from the sky, causing the Green Lantern energy to explode. He was not very good at controlling the Green Lantern energy to begin with, and this made it even more impossible to move.
In the shadows of the room, Joker seemed to be grinding something. When he turned around, Green Lantern Batman saw that it was a hand saw, and he widened his eyes instantly.
Joker walked over and grabbed the wrist of the hand where Green Lantern Batman wore the ring, pulled it hard, and then pressed the back of the wrist, pressing that hand tightly on the armrest of the chair.
Green Lantern Batman knew what he was going to do and started struggling desperately. With a 'swish', an awl pierced through the back of his hand, and Green Lantern Batman let out a scream.
Joker didn't show any smile at all. He only had a kind of weariness like a social animal, as if he couldn't get any happiness from this kind of work, and was just doing it to complete the performance.
In fact, it was also true. Making Batman painful or happy could make Joker feel happy, but the problem is that this thing in front of him doesn't look like a Batman at all, and it's not even as good as the group of little birds in the Batcave. At least Jason would curse wildly when he was tortured by him.
And this guy, after letting out a painful cry, actually opened his eyes in horror, looking at the constantly bleeding palm and the gradually approaching hand saw, and started trembling and shouting: "No... no... please, don't!! Please!!!!"
"Shut up!" Joker, like a wage earner bent by life, gave Green Lantern Batman a slap impatiently.
Then, without any intention of torturing him psychologically or visually, he sawed off that finger.
Halfway through sawing, Joker found something wrong. When piercing the palm, the blood flowing was normal, but when sawing the finger, the liquid flowing down was a kind of black liquid. He picked up the broken finger and looked at it. The cross-section was not a normal human finger at all.
The cross-section of this finger of Green Lantern Batman had countless dense black threads, and at this time, it was still flowing down thick liquid. It could be seen that his original bone, muscle, and blood vessel structure had been completely replaced.
And just after Joker sawed off the finger, Green Lantern Batman started twitching all over like an epileptic seizure, rolling his eyes, foaming at the mouth, and kicking his legs constantly. Looking at this posture, if there were no walls in this room, he could just shake out for two miles.
Joker jumped up to avoid his sweep and stared at Green Lantern Batman. He was shocked. What kind of trick is this again?
I just sawed off one of your fingers, and I wasn't giving you electrotherapy. Are you here to touch porcelain?
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