Chapter 2844: The Great Battle of the Lego Minifigures! (Part 9)
Shiler found the Joker.
This really wasn't a difficult task. The Joker didn't seem to want to hide himself at all. Outside his base, a huge smiley face was drawn, and he also imitated the Bat-Signal to make many Joker-Signals, and the sky was full of Joker smiley patterns.
Shiler was caught as soon as he arrived at the door. He didn't resist either. Anyway, the lock of the handcuffs was about the same as the one on the prison door. He could pick it with anything, it was purely for show.
He was brought before the Joker.
It looked like a circus here. In the center of the base was a huge tent. As soon as Shiler walked in, he saw members of the Joker gang showing off their power.
The Joker sat on the high throne at the front of the tent, while Batman was hanging in the center of the tent. At this time, the Joker was laughing crazily.
As soon as Shiler entered, his laughter lessened. He looked at Shiler with some confusion and said, "You are not that..."
"I am that psychologist," Shiler said, preempting him.
The Joker's mouth turned downward sharply. He said, "Psychologist, I don't like this profession."
"I didn't come here to make you like it."
The Joker was choked, but Shiler seemed very impatient. He said, "I won't play any word games with you, and I'm not interested in your past at all. I just hope you can introduce me to a job. We two benefit each other and cooperate for a win-win situation."
"What do you want to do?" the Joker asked fiercely.
"Aren't you going to catch all those criminals to Arkham Asylum? Can you let me be the attending physician? I can help you reform them all, so they will never disturb you and Batman again."
The Joker was slightly stunned. He looked around and found that he really hadn't considered what to do after catching the lunatics. Those lunatics were not easy to deal with, and they wouldn't just stay there obediently after being caught.
The Joker was just about to answer when he heard a "Hey!" from above.
"Hey what hey?" Shiler didn't even look at Batman, but Batman was struggling there and said, "You evil psychologist, you must be the kind of criminal who uses hypnosis to make people go crazy? You really picked a good time to come and find trouble with me. Wait until I solve the Joker, and I will..."
"Don't be self-indulgent, I'm not a criminal," Shiler said off the cuff, "I graduated from the Department of Clinical Psychology at Columbia University, have also studied at Harvard University and Princeton, and have worked in all the top ten hospitals in the United States. My study and professional resume have no stains, I am a law-abiding good citizen."
"Impossible." Batman struggled frantically. He said, "If so, why are you helping the Joker?!"
"I'm not helping him, I'm just finding a job for myself. My asking price is very high. He doesn't look like a rich person, and he might not be able to afford it."
Shiler shook his head and said, "But I think you should be quite rich. If he doesn't hire me, then you hire me. As long as you can afford the price, I can also hypnotize others and make them go crazy."
"No!!" the Joker and Batman said in unison.
"How much money do you want?" the Joker asked viciously, "No matter how much reward you want, I will pay you. Now get out to Arkham Asylum and don't come to disturb my private time with Batman!"
"I have exactly that intention." Shiler made a gesture, but because the curved hand looked a bit like a zero, he hurriedly retracted his hand and said, "I want ten boxes of gold bars."
The Joker commanded his subordinates to move the boxes over while cursing. Shiler looked down, very good, plastic gold bars.
These gold bars were not made very realistically, more like golden small Lego blocks. On the contrary, there was a box of gold coins made very exquisitely. Shiler pushed the gold bars away with some disgust and hugged the box containing gold coins.
He had no nostalgia at all, turned around and walked out the door, saying as he walked, "I'm going to take up my post immediately, won't disturb you anymore."
The Joker and Batman were both a bit stunned, not understanding why this weirdo suddenly broke in.
The Joker wasn't in a hurry, because Batman was in his hands now, and he had plenty of strength and means to make Batman admit that he hated him the most.
But Batman was very anxious. Now that he was trapped here, he urgently needed someone to pass the message out, so he shouted, "Come back! Doctor, come back!! I am also very rich!! I can hire you!!!"
Shiler disappeared from their sight without looking back.
He was not interested in participating in the Joker and Batman's affairs at all. He arrived at Arkham Asylum at the fastest speed. At this time, the famous villains in Cat Getan had basically arrived, otherwise the Joker wouldn't have time to be lovey-dovey with Batman there.
Seeing Shiler enter, they thought he was a new criminal, but he looked unfamiliar, so they thought he wasn't a big shot and ignored him. As a result, after a while, Shiler wore a doctor's uniform. Is this doctor crazy?
Shiler stood in the middle of the activity room, cleared his throat and said, "I am the new attending physician. From now on, take turns to come to my office for consultation according to the alphabetical order of your legal names."
Just as someone was about to speak, Shiler interrupted, "Those who don't want to come don't have to, but my consultation fee is ten boxes of gold bars. You..."
Before he finished speaking, everyone lined up in the nearest office efficiently.
Shiler snorted coldly, shook his head and walked into the office.
He didn't have any other reason to come here, mainly because he was curious about how the villains in this Lego world became villains.
Because it is obvious that Lego minifigures cannot be poisoned, so villains like Bane don't know how they became like this. Criminals like Scarecrow cannot be called criminals at all, because the poison gas is useless, so he didn't commit any crime. I don't know why he would appear here.
After a detailed inquiry, Shiler was also dumbfounded. Just like most stories in this Lego world, the villains' stories were not tragic at all, and were mixed with some humor.
The Penguin's lame leg wasn't beaten. He experienced an accident at the time, everyone's parts were scattered, and as a result, they were installed wrongly, his leg was a section shorter, so he became a cripple.
Running a gang industry was indeed not wronging him, but because Lego minifigures couldn't take drugs, he mainly resold arms, but because arms couldn't kill people either, he actually couldn't be counted as a criminal.
Bane's story was slightly more tragic, similar to the main universe. He grew up in prison, but his becoming so strong had nothing to do with poison gas. He belonged to the irregular parts in Lego, that is, it wasn't made well when it left the factory, leading to his appearance being different from ordinary people.
He was indeed very good at breaking other people's spines, but the torso of a Lego minifigure is a whole, so he hadn't succeeded yet.
Two-Face was even more wronged. He accidentally came into contact with corrosive liquid, leading to disfigurement, but after disfigurement, he actually still worked in the court and hadn't committed any crime.
Let's not talk about the Riddler. This guy is actually a natural mental patient, scribbling everywhere. Instead, he had the heaviest crime among everyone, because he not only seriously affected the city's appearance, but also refused to mend his ways.
After asking almost everyone, Shiler found that these villains in the Lego world, if taken to the Cat Getan outside, were simply model citizens, and all had to be awarded the top ten figures who moved Cat Getan.
And the Joker's past, which Shiler was most interested in, everyone basically spoke vaguely. Some really didn't know, and some were tight-lipped and refused to say. Shiler asked around but didn't ask anything out.
But he could slightly reverse-engineer it. From the traces on Two-Face's face, it could be seen that if he fell into a real corrosive pool, it would be like this half of Two-Face's face, with uneven corrosion marks.
But the Joker's face actually didn't have it. Although he wore Joker makeup, he couldn't see the traces of falling into a chemical pool. At most, his face was painted whiter, making himself look like a cabbage.
That is to say, the origin of the Red Hood gang can basically be ruled out. From the look of his base, it is closer to the origin of the circus.
If this is the case, the Joker's obsession with Batman has a certain explanation. There is only one kind of person in the world who hopes that people will hate themselves the most, and that is an actor who plays a villain diligently.
Because only when the audience sincerely hates oneself does it mean that one acts well, and it means that one is seen. If he came from a circus, the Joker is very likely to think this way.
Not long after, the Joker appeared in Arkham Asylum. At this time, Shiler had already become one with the patients. Don't misunderstand, it was playing cards together. They started playing Texas Hold'em in the activity center.
Seeing the Joker come over, Shiler hurriedly stopped him and said, "How is Batman?"
Hearing Shiler ask about Batman, the Joker was obviously vigilant, but he hummed twice and said, "Need to ask? Must have run away."
The smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't hide from Shiler. Shiler also laughed and said, "It seems you are confident. Although so, do you want to see what he is doing now?"
The Joker's eyes lit up. He stared at Shiler and said, "Can you see his current situation?"
"Of course, wait for me to make a call."
Shiler called Tim. Tim also followed his instructions without any defense, aimed the camera at the circus where the Joker was, and then sent the real-time picture to Shiler's communicator.
Just as the Joker leaned his head over, Shiler suddenly covered the screen, looked at the Joker and said, "Then how much are you willing to pay for this unique commemorative image? Mr. Joker?"
The Joker rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "I can give you another ten boxes of gold bars..."
"No, no, no, that's too vulgar. I like something more elegant, for example, do you have any special collectibles? The kind that is big and exquisite?"
Shiler knew that the money in this universe couldn't be spent, but if he could get some limited edition Lego ornaments, it would be worth a lot of money.
"Yes, yes, yes." The Joker nodded desperately.
Members of the Joker gang sent various large ornaments into Arkham Asylum one by one, while the Joker ate popcorn happily and kept watching the communicator.
And the local Batman in the screen had already run out of the circus range.
Only from the sky could one see that the circus was not an independent venue, it was part of an amusement park, and there was a small zoo next to it. Now, Batman, who had broken out of prison, or rather, was let go by the Joker, was running into the amusement park.
From afar, he saw two familiar figures. Batman approached them with some vigilance, but the dark figure wearing a long cape suddenly turned his head and looked over with deep eyes.
"God, why is he so dark!" Batman couldn't help but sigh. ===== CHAPTER 2845 =====
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