Chapter 2845: The Great Battle of the Lego Minifigures! (Part 10)

Although feeling a bit embarrassed, Batman still walked up and waved his hand, saying, "Hi."

The main universe Batman withdrew his gaze and continued to fiddle with the roller coaster's deployment system, while Deadpool walked up and shook hands with Batman, then said, "Long time no see, Batman. How have you been lately? Are you still entangled with that criminal called the Joker?"

"Oh, him." Batman deliberately curled his lips and said, "He is a piece of cake for me. In fact, I always feel that Gordon is making a fuss about nothing. It's as if every time that green-haired lunatic appears, I must go, but in fact, he is not worth mentioning at all. Sending two small policemen is enough. Batman has more important things to do."

"What do you mean?" Deadpool asked with some curiosity.

"Of course it's... um, formulating some combat plans with the Justice League. You know, I have two very powerful teammates. In fact, there are more than two. Besides Superman and Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and The Flash are also my good partners. I am the core of the entire league, the most important person. They are all waiting for me to make decisions..."

"Really?" Deadpool looked very happy. He said, "I also have a good friend, his name is Spider-Man. Sounds a bit strange, right? It's hard to imagine someone being bitten by a spider and then turning into a Spider-Man, but he didn't grow eight legs, nor did he have so many scary eyes. He is a very lively and reliable little cutie. Oh, God, I once discussed with him whether I could join his team, but he refused me. I really felt very sad..."

"What? You mean your best friend formed a team but didn't bring you?! God, how could he hurt your heart so much?!" Batman expressed great surprise. He said, "Superman and Wonder Woman would never do this. They would consult my opinion on everything they do. I said, I am the core of the team. The core means the entire team is built around me..."

Deadpool looked a bit dejected. He said, "Alright, I think I should persuade Spider-Man more. It's not strange for every Spider-Man to stay with his counterpart, and it's not strange to have an exception occasionally. I think the two of us can completely form a team, although I think the same about the others."

Batman showed a proud smile. He suddenly flashed to Deadpool's side, hugged him, and said, "How about this, I'll make a remote video call to my friends. I can introduce them to you. They are all very excellent superheroes. If you pass their assessment, perhaps you will have a chance to join this team."

"Really?" Deadpool showed a proud smile behind Batman's back and said, "Can I really join the Justice League?"

"If you pass the assessment, yes."

"What I mean is, can you decide who joins this organization?" Deadpool used a goading tactic, saying: "If it's really as you say, that this team is built around you, then you must have the authority to promote someone by breaking the rules, right?"

"Uh, yes, of course, I have. But you still have to meet them first, because the leader of a team must adopt the opinions of team members. If they don't agree, I will also be very troubled."

"But you can ignore their opinions."

"That's not good."

"But you can."

"Yes, I can."

"Then what are you waiting for?" Deadpool reached out and pressed the button on Batman's communicator. Batman immediately raised his hand and threw off his arm, turned around and covered his arm, saying, "Hey hey hey, don't touch this, this is my equipment."

"Alright alright, you are too stingy." Deadpool waved his hand and said.

Batman opened the communicator, and a holographic screen popped up. Appearing on the screen was Superman's face, but his face was colorful, and there was powerful music coming from the microphone.

"Hey, wait." Batman narrowed his eyes and said, "Superman, what are you guys doing?"

Superman seemed a bit surprised. He immediately stretched out a hand to the side, the light disappeared, and then he smiled and said, "No, nothing, Batman. The light in our house is broken, and I'm trying to fix it. Look, it changes eight colors in one second..."

Batman was suspicious. Just as he was about to nod, a red figure flashed past the screen, then stopped behind Superman, with popcorn crumbs on his mouth. He hugged Superman and said, "Hey, Superman, what's wrong? It's your turn to dance..."

Batman narrowed his eyes again.

"Um, he came over to deliver a light bulb to me," Superman spread his hands and said with a smile, "After all, he helped me, and there was a little popcorn left in the refrigerator, so I gave it all to him. You know, I am a very generous person."

Batman tilted his head slightly, his eyeballs turned to one side to look at him, and then opened his mouth and said, "Alright, I don't want to discuss these with you now, I..."

Buzz—!!!

"Oh, God! Why did the speaker explode again?!" Wonder Woman's voice came from behind Superman. She shouted at the top of her lungs, "Hal! Go fix the speaker! It's making my scalp tingle!"

"Superman, Superman, where are you? The dice game is ready, are you coming? Oh, I forgot, it's your turn to dance, hurry up." Another familiar voice.

Someone had been calling Superman in the background. Superman had no choice but to turn back and deal with it for two sentences, but as soon as he turned back, his arm shifted, and the camera captured the panoramic view of the room.

Batman gasped in disbelief.

That is... that is...

"Is that a party?" Deadpool leaned behind Batman and looked at the scene in the room, saying, "The Justice League is having a party?"

"No!" Batman was almost screaming. He said, "No! No no no!!! They can't! They can't be having a party! How could the Justice League have a party without me??!!"

The others in the room also saw the holographic projection on Clark's arm, but perhaps because of network problems, Batman's image was a bit laggy, and they thought it had already hung up.

Wonder Woman walked up, put her arm on Superman's shoulder and said, "How many times have I said it, stop calling him. He won't come. He wants to play cat-and-mouse games with that group of lunatics in his city. After refusing us with such high-sounding reasons, he still has to lecture us. Too boring."

Batman's expression froze. He said in disbelief, "What did Diana say? She said I'm boring?!!"

Hal also walked over, patted Superman on the back and said, "Although I don't know why he wants to spend 24 hours in Gotham regulating traffic, since he is willing to do so, let's not interfere. Forcing others is not beautiful."

The others also walked up to comfort Superman. Even The Flash sighed and said, "Until the last time he didn't come, you were still insisting on calling him, but he won't come. He has no life of his own and is more willing to be a tool for maintaining order. You will have to accept this sooner or later, Superman."

"You're the only one left who hasn't accepted it." Martian Manhunter shook his head and said, "This is not your fault. Look, his phone call turned the originally good party atmosphere into this again. Just hang up."

"No one wants you to get hurt." Wonder Woman lowered her voice and said, "He lives the life he likes, we live ours, what's wrong with that? Hang up, let's continue... Is anyone going to be the King?!"

"Me! Of course I'll roll the dice first! You guys are dead!"

"Forget it, your hand is so black I can't even look at it, let me do it, who wants to be on my team?!"

"Me me me! I believe in your luck!"

With a 'zila' sound, the communication hung up.

Batman was teary-eyed.

His lips trembled uncontrollably, and tears were almost falling. In an instant, he turned into a tearful Bat-head.

"They... how could they do this..." Batman said in a trembling voice, "They had a party without me, how could they do this... I am the core of the Justice League... I am the coolest one at the party..."

He looked up and saw the main universe Batman's slightly envious eyes.

The main universe Batman sighed slightly and turned his head to fiddle with the machine again, but the local Batman seemed to have been stimulated by something. He raised his voice and said, "What kind of look is that?! Is it sympathy?!! I don't need your sympathy!!!"

"Could it be... could it be... could it be that every party of the Justice League in your universe calls you?! Could it be that you refused ten thousand times, and they still call you?!"

"I'm sorry, yes." The main universe Batman's tone was full of helplessness, "I've refused more than ten thousand times, but a certain Kryptonian rescue dog even flies into my bedroom, lifts my bed and throws it to the party scene."

"What?!" Tears accumulated in Batman's eyes again.

"So I envy your companions." Batman turned around and said while fiddling with the machine, "They are very sensible and independent. They can entertain themselves like normal people, don't come to bother you. They even play dice games themselves, instead of dragging you out of bed early in the morning and letting you decide who is the King."

Batman was stunned. He looked at the main universe Batman with some longing and said, "Is that so? Have they ever treated you like this?! Even the choice of people for small games at the party has to be decided by you?"

The main universe Batman's hand paused, sighed slightly, and said with some hesitation, "Has Superman ever asked you about his clothing style choice when he goes on a date?"

Batman froze completely in place, turning into a gray-white stone statue. Deadpool just touched him lightly and he shattered.

Fortunately, he was a Lego minifigure, and he quickly put himself back together. At this time, the main universe Batman had stood up and was about to leave. He grabbed the other party's long cape and asked with gritted teeth.

"You mean, the Superman in your universe even lets you decide what clothes he should wear when he goes on a date?!"

The main universe Batman pursed his lips. He felt that the sobbing sound in the other party's tone should be an illusion.

He also grabbed his cape and pulled it back, but the other party wouldn't let go. The main universe Batman had to say, "Do you really think this is a good thing? He is an adult, not a baby. He doesn't need me to stuff a pacifier into his mouth, but he is always trying to do so."

Batman's mind, however, conjured up the image of Superman as a baby. After a while, he wiped his drool, flashed to the side of the main universe Batman, hugged his shoulder and said, "Hey, buddy, we are the same person, so..."

The main universe Batman elegantly stretched out his hand to stop the second half of his sentence, and then said, "First of all, just because we look the same, have the same name, the same codename, and wear the same uniform doesn't mean we are the same person."

"Uh... but we look very similar, right?"

"Only you think so."

"But at least in the eyes of others, we are the same person from different universes..." Batman roared, "Don't contradict me!!! Tell me the secret of how you make Superman so intimate with you!! Otherwise, don't even think about executing your plan!!" ===== CHAPTER 2846 =====