Chapter 732
Returning to the Source Wall, Lucifer breathed a sigh of relief. The danger just encountered can be said to be the biggest one in so many years. Facts have proved that at home, no matter how powerful you are, it is fake. If you go out, you will overturn sooner or later.
After escaping a disaster, he immediately turned to look at Shiler and said very angrily: "Are you crazy? You actually want to kill me?!"
But Shiler ignored him completely, but lowered his head to look at the blue cube floating in the dark cosmic space, and he rubbed his hands excitedly and said: "There is a saying that goes well, 'Stuff the bold to death, starve the timid to death.' Do you know what this is?"
Lucifer looked at his expression, and then followed Shiler's gaze to look at the blue cube.
The cube is not too big. When Lucifer saw it before, it was as big as a planet, but after coming here, it shrank a lot. Now it is only as big as a container.
But now, in this cube, there is a complete universe, which is the car Lucifer drove out before, which is the universe where Shiler is located.
Lucifer drove this car and crashed into the cosmic cube. Although he used the "Dad-calling technique" at the last moment and called God to fish him and Shiler out, the car was stuck in the cube and couldn't be taken out.
Now, this strange object has become a sphere set in the middle of a cube, and that sphere is the DC universe where Shiler is located.
In the pitch-black cosmic space, the blue cube is particularly conspicuous. Lucifer can feel the powerful power attached to it, so he asked: "What exactly is this? Is it worth you risking your life to get it?"
"If I remember correctly, this thing should be called 'Cosmic Cube'. Its main function is to interfere with reality, create universes..."
Lucifer "cut" and said: "What's the big deal about this? I can do it too..."
"Okay, next time I want to interfere with reality, I will call you."
"Forget it, take it and get out quickly." Lucifer said immediately.
Shiler looked at the cosmic cube and felt very satisfied.
In the Marvel world, the cosmic cube and the cosmic tesseract are actually two things.
Because of some translation problems, audiences often confuse the cosmic tesseract that stores the space gem with the cosmic cube, but in fact, the container of the space gem that is wandering on Earth is the cosmic tesseract, and the cosmic cube is another thing.
There is a lot of controversy about the combat power of the cosmic cube. Some people say it is an omnipotent cosmic-level artifact that can modify reality and create universes at will, and some people say its level is about the same as the Infinity Gauntlet.
Actually, both statements are correct. The cosmic cube does have many high performances, but most of them appear in the comic *Heavy Metal*. In this crossover comic, the cosmic cube became an artifact that can restart the entire omnipotent universe.
But in the main universe, the cosmic cube doesn't have such high performance. In Marvel's main universe and most universes, the energy of the cosmic cube mainly comes from the Beyond Realm of the Beyonders.
Popular characters like Thanos have also obtained the cosmic cube, so people often compare it with the gauntlet that has collected all the infinity gems, but these two artifacts depend on who uses them.
After Thanos obtained the cosmic cube, he defeated Kronos, but after Doctor Doom obtained the cosmic cube, he used it to influence the entire omnipotent universe. This has been confirmed by Marvel officially.
And when Shiler discovered that OAA actually used the cosmic cube as a cage to lock him up, he understood that the level of this artifact might be higher than he imagined. After all, things that can be seen and used by OAA cannot be junk.
So, he called Lucifer and instigated him to jailbreak. Lucifer is not as good as OAA in terms of level, so it is difficult for him to find watchers higher than him before he acts. As long as he acts, OAA will definitely counterattack.
Lucifer can't beat OAA, but he still has the "Dad-calling technique." His relationship with God is a bit complicated, but in general, he is still God's own son, and he is God's favorite own son.
His own son was beaten by the boss next door. God definitely couldn't sit idly by.
Lucifer broke into the cosmic cube. God wanted to save him. He definitely wouldn't bother to pull him out of the cube again. So, God brought Shiler, Lucifer, Lucifer's car, and the cosmic cube back to the Source Wall of DC.
And because Lucifer drove the car into the cube before, now, the entire universe where Shiler is located is stuck in the cosmic cube, and this artifact from Marvel has become the turtle shell of the universe where Shiler is located.
Shiler hasn't forgotten that in a distant universe, there is still a pile of shit at the same level as Deadpool, ready to invade the multiverse at any time.
In terms of disgusting people, the level of The Batman Who Laughs is no lower than Deadpool.
Any means within the DC universe cannot guarantee 100% safety. Even if Lucifer protects this universe, as long as he says "The Batman Who Laughs predicted his actions long ago," Lucifer will also fall under the heaven-defying plug-in of the editorial department.
The Batman Who Laughs laughs, life and death are unpredictable, that's exactly it.
However, although The Batman Who Laughs is the biological grandfather of the DC editorial department, it won't be so easy to use if he leaves the DC universe. The Marvel editorial department definitely won't recognize a "Dragon-Overlord" style intelligence character, and it's impossible to let him trample on the characters and artifacts in the Marvel universe as worthless.
DC's sword cannot cut Marvel's official. Now, the universe where Shiler is located has entered the center of the Marvel cosmic cube. If The Batman Who Laughs wants to invade, he must first break the Marvel cosmic cube.
Moreover, this turtle shell can not only prevent The Batman Who Laughs, but also prevent many things. Most importantly, with this thing, Shiler can formulate plans related to the multiverse unscrupulously. Even if he accidentally overturns, as long as he runs home and closes the door, he can guarantee the most basic safety.
After discovering the egg of The Batman Who Laughs in Bruce's body, Shiler has been thinking about how to protect the safety of the universe where he is located. The multiverse events in DC can be said to be full of dangers, and the rhythm is extremely fast, not giving people any chance to breathe.
Shiler understands that no matter which universe or which timeline The Batman Who Laughs is in, once produced, it is like a maggot on the bone. Once you get shit on it, you will never be able to shake it off.
There is no hope in fighting wits with The Batman Who Laughs. That is not a intelligence competition at all, it is completely a nesting doll competition. The Batman Who Laughs predicted your plan, you predicted that The Batman Who Laughs predicted your plan, The Batman Who Laughs predicted that you predicted that The Batman Who Laughs predicted your plan...
Shiler has no interest in predicting the actions of The Batman Who Laughs. Calculating with such a "Dragon-Overlord" will only waste life, so he had the idea of putting a shield on this universe long ago.
However, in the DC universe, the halo of political correctness is not very easy to use. The dark plot of DC is enough, and it is easy to overturn if it is politically correct.
But who knows, OAA sent the cosmic cube personally, so Shiler naturally accepted it happily.
At this time, Lucifer smacked his lips and said: "I just tried it. This universe is completely stuck inside and can't be taken out at all."
"That's also your driving skill problem." Shiler directly shifted the blame.
Lucifer snorted coldly and looked at Shiler sideways. That expression was "Don't think I don't know what tricks you played." And just at this time, Shiler took out a recording pen from his pocket.
"Click, Dad!
!"
"..."
"Click, Dad!
!"
"..."
"Click Dad... Click Dad... Click Dad..."
"Stop!" Lucifer shouted. He looked at Shiler and said: "How can you be so despicable???"
"What gave you the illusion that makes you think I am a righteous person?" Shiler asked back.
After the two argued for a few sentences, Lucifer asked: "Then the question is, how do we go back now?"
Then he saw Shiler suddenly make a cross on his chest and started to pray in a low voice:
"Almighty Savior, your dear little son forgot to bring the key when he went out and now can't go home. I pray to you for a key to let us enter and exit this universe freely. Those who believe will definitely get eternal safe and warm shelter..."
With a "clatter," a key fell in front of Shiler. Shiler reached out and took it, then hung it on his key ring and shook it at Lucifer, saying: "Let's go."
"Give the recording pen back to me!
!" Lucifer shouted while chasing him.
When the two returned to Earth, Lucifer said very angrily: "You actually dare to record a friend's embarrassment and play it repeatedly. Your shamelessness and despicableness shock me!... Alright, what will it take for you to be willing to return the recording pen to me?"
"It's very simple." Shiler shook the recording pen and said: "Last time, I made a request to you, but you didn't fulfill it. This time, I can only make a wish to you again. Great Lucifer Morningstar, can you resurrect Batman's parents?"
"My bar is very busy, I'm leaving first!" Lucifer didn't hesitate and turned to leave.
Shiler shook his head, then bought the nearest flight ticket and returned to Cat Getan.
After returning to Cat Getan, he didn't go back to rest, but came straight to the Cat Getan Cathedral. In the church, he met the old priest. After the two exchanged greetings, Shiler said:
"Recently, I feel a bit anxious. I hope to have a private chat with the Lord..."
"Oh, of course I know. After the snow disaster, we are all having a hard time. Go ahead, Professor. God will definitely bless a good person like you..."
After speaking, the old priest turned and left. Shiler walked under the Jesus statue and took out the recording pen.
While making a cross, he said:
"Hello, God. Just now, I successfully made your most beloved and most rebellious little son call me Dad, and successfully recorded his voice. I think I can get some rewards for this..."
Suddenly, Shiler felt that the recording pen in his hand emitted a faint light and was about to fly away from his palm, but Shiler didn't let go, but took out a bill on the spot.
"God, your favorite little son has been receiving psychological treatment from me for five years. Since he doesn't have full capacity for civil conduct, I think whether it is the treatment effect or the medical bill, it should be discussed with his parents..."
It seemed that the word "parents" made the other party very satisfied, and the bill floated up directly.
In mid-air, an invisible existence kept flipping through the bill. Just after flipping to the first page, the bill fell to the ground with a "slap."
In a trance, Shiler saw Jesus on the cross shaking his head. In the dark, Shiler heard a sentence:
"Your greed shocks me."
"Of course, I can also take a step back. I only need a small condition to reduce part of Lucifer's medical expenses, extend the psychological treatment package to ten years, and present this recording pen as a sacrifice to the dear Lord..." Shiler said immediately.
In the dark, another voice came:
"What do you want?"
"I want to go to heaven."
End of Chapter
