Chapter 17: The Lovestruck Witch and the Handsome Mage

Vile abyssal demon, you shall not die well!

The glory of the gods will judge you!

You shall forever fall into the abyss, never to see daylight!

The great Weather God will redeem me; though my body dies, my soul shall be eternal!

Ah! Don't touch me, take your dirty hands away! I, Ramustening, would rather die than submit to you, this hideous witch!

Let go, let go! Followers of the great Weather God will not allow themselves to be defiled!

Ah~

Wah~

Curses and screams rose and fell in the mine tunnel.

Xiao Feng's mouth twitched as he automatically imagined a handsome male mage being pressed to the ground by an ugly witch and forcibly kissed.

No matter what, he's still human; let's be merciful and save him." Xiao Feng thought to himself.

He quickened his steps, left the mine tunnel, and entered a room resembling a prison.

The screams came from the first cell on the left.

Now that he was closer, he could also hear another sound coming from inside.

Little thing, stop shouting; even if you scream your throat raw, no one will come to save you.

I am the noble daughter of the Bloodthirsty Demon God, Princess Minyaya; how could I not be worthy of you?

Oh dear, why are you still biting? You have no gentlemanly manners at all!

That voice was soft and sweet, quite pleasant, making Xiao Feng feel a little itchy in his heart.

But that 'Ramustening' mage, refusing to yield even unto death, shouted: 'Vile witch, if you hadn't sealed my magic, I would have torn you to shreds with my weather magic! Ah, I'll bite you to death!'

Xiao Feng: ……

He stepped forward and saw inside the cell a male mage in tattered robes, disheveled, pressed against the wall.

The witch in a black gauze dress aggressively cornered him, groping left and right, occasionally blowing air into his ear, doing everything to seduce.

The male mage's face flushed red, both embarrassed and angry, yet helpless.

Hiss! That silhouette is a stunner!" Xiao Feng exclaimed upon seeing the witch's alluring figure.

But thinking of how the little demons call themselves 'handsome', label humans 'ugly', and call the witch 'a flower'...

emmm... probably also a back-view killer!

Magic missile!

Xiao Feng wanted to save the mage, raised his hand and launched a missile at the witch.

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A damage over one million appeared, as if a layer of bubbles on the witch's body had burst.

But she didn't fall!

Who?!

Upon being attacked, the witch who had been teasing the handsome mage was startled and suddenly turned around.

Oh no, she didn't die!" Xiao Feng's heart skipped a beat, silently thinking it was bad.

At a glance at the witch's info, he was dumbfounded.

【Abyssal Princess — Minyaya (Mythic-tier Boss)】

Level: 120

HP: 9000000/9000000

(Target level too high, cannot view more data)

A level 120 mythic boss with 9 million HP!!

Moreover, the missile clearly dealt over a million damage yet caused no HP loss, obviously some kind of 'shield' protecting her.

How do we fight her?

Lightning Chain!

Xiao Feng knew he had only a few seconds to output, so he quickly threw a Lightning Chain.

Sizzle!

The Lightning Chain crossed space and landed on the witch.

But it was blocked by some barrier; it appeared to deal over four million damage, but in fact caused no damage at all, and she remained at full health.

At that moment, Xiao Feng saw the witch's appearance.

He was... stunningly beautiful?

Damn human adventurer, how dare you sneak attack me... uh, ah?

The witch, attacked twice, flew into a rage, preparing to unleash a move to take down Xiao Feng.

But the next second, as she got a clear look at Xiao Feng's appearance, she froze.

Good... so handsome...

The witch stood there dazed, saying.

Her chest rose and fell, her breathing rhythm disrupted.

The whole person — no, the whole demon — presented a lovestruck appearance.

Xiao Feng: ……

Human and demon stared at each other from afar, both stunned for a moment.

He saw the witch's exquisite features, almost indistinguishable from a human's, her crimson thin lips and peach-blossom eyes full of alluring aura, a pair of deep purple eyes brimming with magic, drawing one in unable to escape.

Of course, Xiao Feng's resistance to beauty is already maxed out, and he feels nothing special.

He merely felt that, with the little devil's taste, this time he didn't react the opposite way, which felt somewhat miraculous.

And he also prepared himself to be instantly killed and respawn in Stormwind City.

But!

But!!!

The other side actually didn't attack!

Instead, they started acting love‑sick?

This witch……has something wrong with her brain?

「emmm……」

At this moment, Xiao Feng felt as if ten thousand alpacas were galloping through his heart, and he fell into deep thought.

「What… what's your name? 」 the witch asked, biting her lower lip, cautiously, as if afraid that speaking too loudly would scare Xiao Feng away.

Her purple eyes trembled slightly, watery and bright, like an innocent girl who had just stumbled upon a god‑like man, her whole soul quivering with excitement.

「Cough, although I'm handsome, you don't need to stare at me like that. Well… sorry to bother you, I have things to do, farewell! 」 Xiao Feng had no intention of entangling with her; he took out a return‑city scroll and prepared to flee.

A level‑120 mythic boss, also possessing an unknown defensive effect, he couldn't break its defense at all and could only choose to run away.

As for hidden quests and such, doing them later when the chance arises is fine too!

「Wait, don't go! 」

Unexpectedly, the witch had no intention of letting him leave; she casually unleashed a black energy that wrapped around Xiao Feng's feet.

「Affected by Foot‑Binding Technique, immobilized for 10 seconds. 」

A message appeared in the battle log: no damage, but also unable to move.

Xiao Feng: ……

It's over, he's been caught by the love‑sick witch!

He, Xiao Feng, fears he'll be imprisoned here just like the Ramstr mage!

His chastity is hard to preserve!

Thinking back to what Li Li said, someone who molested an NPC sister ended up changing class to a flower thief.

……His heart felt a wave of discomfort.

Could it be that he must do the opposite and be molested by an NPC?

「Xiao Feng, your name Xiao Feng sounds really nice~」

The witch walked out of the prison cell, her eyes no longer holding any image of the Ramstr mage, only Xiao Feng.

She saw Xiao Feng's information, cautiously approached, reached out to caress his cheek, and softly said: 「You are the most handsome human I have ever seen; according to our customs here, you must become my male consort and bear me our first child. 」

Xiao Feng: ……

「No need! Actually I'm a eunuch, I can't do that, please let me go! 」 The footsore Xiao Feng couldn't escape, couldn't return to town, and even 「self‑castration」 would be interrupted; he could only plead for mercy.

「Is that so? Let me check the truth of that statement. 」

The witch obviously didn't believe him; her scallion‑white jade hand rested on his left shoulder, and her red lips blew a breath into his right ear.

Then, sliding slowly down over his clothes, past his chest and abdomen……

「Stop, Da‑mie!! 」

Xiao Feng shouted.

「What's wrong? 」 the witch asked, smiling at him, her eyes full of teasing.

「Let me go, I'm just a pure boy, I can't be defiled by an NPC……」

Xiao Feng said, feeling wronged.

As a man, being molested by a woman is actually acceptable; after all, he's so handsome that it's reasonable for girls to take the initiative.

But this damn thing isn't even a girl—it's an NPC!

Being molested by a string of game data—what is that called?

If word got out, he'd never be able to face people again for the rest of his life; he'd be hung on a wall and laughed at to death!

「What is Enpixi? My name is Melinia, daughter of the Bloody Demon God, princess of the Abyss. 」 the witch said with a clueless expression, bending her fingers to rest on her chin, looking at him curiously.

「emmm……」

Xiao Feng didn't know how to explain.

At that moment, the Ramstr mage in the prison cell shouted: 「Vile heretic, rebel of the gods, Xiao Feng! You dare to collude with the witch; when I return to the land illuminated by the gods, I will surely expose your wicked face and have the gods judge you! 」