Chapter 73: , People Without Tenderness
155 chapters, people without tenderness....
155 chapters,
People without tenderness....
(This story is again made up by me; can I make you laugh?.....)
Liu Guozong
Lao Q and Wu Ma are both migrant workers at Weizhuang Garden.
Lao Q is already at the age of thirty, and because he is not gentle, he hasn't yet gotten a wife.
Wu Ma is a widow, alone, and still hasn't found tenderness.
One night, in the boss's kitchen, Lao Q suddenly knelt before Wu Ma and begged, "I want to sleep with you! I want to sleep with you!"
Wu Ma was frightened silly by Lao Q's sudden action.
When Wu Ma finally understood Lao Q's intention, she rolled and crawled, shouting, "Quick, someone catch the hooligan! Quick, someone catch the hooligan!"
Wu Ma's shout alerted Boss Zhao. Boss Zhao asked, "What's going on? Where is the hooligan?"
"That descendant‑cutting Lao Q wants to…" Wu Ma cried while pointing at the Lao Q kneeling on the ground who wanted to sleep with her.
Boss Zhao looked at Wu Ma and smiled, saying, "Wu Ma, Lao Q is no hooligan! He's worked for me all these years; how could I not understand him?"
Has he ever had ill intentions toward that woman, harboring malice?
Lao Q is honest, simple‑minded, obstinate. Clumsy‑tongued. He has things on his mind but can't speak them out. A teapot stuffed with dumplings, belly full of goods—can't pour them out.
You see how deeply Ah Q loves you? Once you fell ill and collapsed in the kitchen, wasn't it Ah Q who took you to see a doctor? Lao Q saying he wants to sleep with you is his sincerest love. However, Lao Q's love should not be expressed this way.
Wu Ma still felt a belly full of grievance, saying, "Why is your love so rough? Can't you be a little gentler?"
The Lao Q kneeling in the kitchen said, "What is gentleness? Wu Ma?"
Having heard Lao Q's question to Wu Ma, Boss Zhao laughed and explained to Lao Q, "Gentleness means handing over all the money you earn to women."
Lao Q seemed to grasp the boss's meaning: if you have money, women will be gentle toward you; if you have money and want to sleep with Wu Ma, then Wu Ma won't shout "Catch the hooligan!"
Lao Q said to the boss, "Boss, can you give me some more gentleness?"
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