Chapter 74: 156 chapters, the person who creates laughter
156 chapters, the person who creates laughter....
156 chapters,
the person who creates laughter
Liu Guozong
(First, let me ramble a few off-topic words: just now a friend asked me: what are you writing, isn't it fantasy?
I feel ashamed, I am a wanderer who makes a living by odd jobs, I can barely recognize a few characters. Usually I sneak behind the boss's back, secretly chewing maggots in the dark. I also don't know what it's called. Whatever others call it, I call it that. But I truly thank my friend from the bottom of my heart for your concern! Your words make me feel so warm ha!
Lu Xun said this path is forged by people, to create what this world lacks. Seeing friends create so many hilarious excellent fantasy novels online, I can't help but marvel: how amazing my friends are, they have created laughter for the world.
Life's pace is this fast, people become exhausted after a day. Let's have some laughter?
Some people are naturally comedy material, like Zhuo Bielin, Zhao Banshan and the like. As long as they stand before you without saying anything, you just want to laugh. In the laughter, everything you feel upset about will run away with the laughter, turning worries into joy.
Just now you were angered to death by him or her, now you're laughing. You see, the comedy material is all good!
Mr. Lu Xun, although he puts on a stern face every day and is not prone to laughter, his stories are also as hilarious as Zhuo Bielin and Zhao Banshan. Let's cut the small talk, please let me finish what I was saying yesterday――)
Everyone knows that Ah Q is a vagrant, "one person eats leftover rice, the whole family is full", he has never touched a woman, a poor wretch (no woman lets him touch her, and he dare not touch a woman).
You see his poor state: not counting the head full of leprosy scars, he wears rags all day, goes barefoot, a hopeless bum. Even if he wants a woman, the woman doesn't want him.
One day he suddenly thought of women: "When a man grows up he should marry, when a woman grows up she should marry; without women, the line will die out."
The reason Ah Q wants a woman arises from the laughter around him――
One day Ah Q, because of work matters, was beared by Boss Zhao. He lowered his head and walked forward, wanting to find a snack stall in the side alley, to get two bowls to dispel his boredom.
Just then, he happened to bump into a little nun.
"I said, 'Why am I so unlucky today? It turns out I bumped into you.'" Ah Q said resentfully.
You see, your friend the hopeless Ah Q, having not done his work well, got scolded by the boss with a couple of sentences, yet he pushes his resentment onto the little nun.
The little nun is kind, and moreover weak. In this world, all the kind and weak, when they see the strong, will lower their heads; this little nun, of course, is no exception.
The little nun pays no attention; that Ah Q, full of hooligan habits, still keeps his head down and just walks.
Who would have thought that Ah Q got pleased; just now, in front of the boss, the one with his head down was me, now in front of me, the one with his head down is the little nun.
"Baldy! Hurry back, the monk is waiting for you to sleep…" Ah Q said while approaching the little nun, and reaching out to touch her bald head.
The people on the street, seeing Ah Q teasing the little nun, laughed.
"What are you doing with your hands and feet…" the little nun said while resisting, and she hurriedly fled.
The people in the tavern at the side alley, seeing the little nun's fleeing figure, also laughed.
(While I was writing, the boss shouted for me to work, sorry friends.................)
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