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Chapter 878: , Sun Wukong wants to trick the monsters' treasure

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626 chapters, Sun Wukong wants to trick the monsters' treasure.

626 chapters, Sun Wukong wants to trick the monsters' treasure.

Last time the Classic of Documents said that Sun Wukong was captured by the two demons on Pingdingshan and hung in the cave; Sun Wukong turned into a little demon, helping the demons serve tea and water, running back and forth in the cave.

Who knew that idiot Bajie, seeing Sun Wukong running back and forth in the cave, was dissatisfied. He then informed the monsters.

The monsters who were drinking, upon hearing Bajie say that Sun Wukong had turned into a little demon and run away, couldn't help but be startled. They looked and looked for a while, but Sun Wukong was still hanging nicely in midair.

The monsters were very angry. Is this pig Bajie not intentionally messing with people? Seeing the brothers drinking, are you dissatisfied? Or not? Under my low eaves, if you don't submit, you must submit. This isn't a matter of submitting or not.

Sun Wukong saw that the monsters were unhappy, and thought to himself: 'Bajie, you idiot, are you looking for a beating? How could you tell this to a monster? Are you out of your mind? Today I will definitely use the monsters' hands to beat you.'

Sun Wukong blinked his eyes, and a plan came to mind. Taking advantage of the monsters' anger at Bajie, he walked up to them and provoked: 'That big‑headed, big‑eared pig Bajie is watching you enjoy the good things, drink the spicy stuff, and is dissatisfied. He intends to mess with you.'

The great demon, provoked by Sun Wukong, shouted at the little monsters to rush forward and beat Bajie with all their might. Bajie, beaten by the little monsters, cried out for his mother and father.

The little monsters were tired from fighting. Sun Wukong said, 'You rest a bit on one side; my hands are itching too, let me also stretch my muscles.'

Bajie saw Houge also come forward to beat him. He felt a little afraid.

Because he knew Houge's prowess, Bajie begged Houge to go easy. Houge said, 'Go easy? You idiot, you're asking for a beating. I was doing fine, and you almost ruined it. Today I'll beat you hard so you remember it forever. See if next time you still mess up your own affairs, and whether you still envy me.'

Bajie said, 'Houge, if you lay into me too cruelly, I'll still have the monsters expose your secrets.'

Sun Wukong said, 'What secrets do I have for you to expose?'

Bajie said, 'Houge, even if you can transform, you can't change those two red patches on your ** to black fur, just like those people who love dyeing nowadays—no matter how much they dye, they can't turn black fur yellow. Mixing native and foreign goods, that's a dead giveaway. Sun Wukong, even if you can transform, if people look closely they'll see you're still a monkey from Huaguo Shan; you can't turn into a monkey from Emei Mountain.'

Sun Wukong thought over Bajie's words and found them reasonable. The monkey head said, 'Bajie, my ** isn't red fur, is it? That way the monsters will spot a loophole and grab a handle.' This is easy to fix. I'll just dye it. Anyway, dyeing doesn't cost much these days. One bottle of dye will be enough for several applications.

Bajie said, 'Houge, then go dye it.'

That monkey head said, 'Let's dye,' and did it. In the blink of an eye, the red fur on the monkey head's ** turned black.

Sun Wukong said: 'Bajie, how did my dyeing turn out? Isn't that red fur now black?'

Bajie looked at Houge's ** and laughed: 'Houge, this looks even uglier now—neither black nor yellow, a mottled mess, disgusting.'

Sun Wukong said: 'Bajie, don't look for a beating anymore. Whether it's black **, yellow **, or flowery **, as long as there's **, it's fine. Let me beat you a few times to vent my hatred. I'll then deal with those two monsters.'

Bajie laughed: 'Houge, if your hands are itchy, just beat my old pig a few times. Anyway, my old pig's skin is thick, so I don't mind a little more or less.'

Sun Wukong said: 'Idiot, after I beat you a few times, real or fake, I'll go deal with those two demons. You can't keep spouting nonsense.'

Bajie said: 'Houge, if I keep spouting nonsense, then my brains will really be addled. Houge, those monsters are stronger than you; how will you deal with them?'

Sun Wukong said: 'Bajie, it's not that they're stronger than me; it's that they hold three treasures in their hands. Without those treasures, they'd be helpless. I'll first trick them out of their treasures, then slowly deal with them……………

To find out how Sun Wukong tricked the monsters' treasure, listen to the following explanation…………………………………….

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