Chapter 879: 628 chapters, lifting up the Monkey Fist to strike at Bajie
628 chapters, lifting up the Monkey Fist to strike at Bajie.
628 chapters, lifting up the Monkey Fist to strike at Bajie.
In the last chapter, it was said about Bajie, that idiot, because he informed the monsters, saying that Wukong had turned into a little monster and fled; the monsters didn't believe Bajie's words, and as a result Bajie was beaten by the great demon in the cave who ordered the little monsters to attack him.
Wukong also grew angry at Bajie; he was angry that Bajie, this idiot, doesn't know right from wrong, is hopeless, not **, his mind often vents anger. How could you say to the monsters that I turned into a little monster? Isn't that biting the hand that feeds you?
Wukong said: "Bajie, you don't know shit, talking big and acting recklessly; today I must beat you so you remember this for a long time."
That Bajie, seeing Houge angry, only then realized that his earlier words to the monsters, saying that Wukong had turned into a little monster, were wrong. He shouldn't have said such things.
But the words have already been spoken. Words spoken, like water spilled, cannot be taken back.
Bajie felt deep regret.
Readers know, that regret medicine is not tasty.
Bajie said to Wukong: "Houge, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have spoken ill of you to the monsters. I now feel regret. But regret comes too late. Houge, you are magnanimous, please spare me, your younger brother, this once!"
Wukong said: "Bajie, you idiot, have you regretted now? Is that so? You usually act rashly, speak without consideration, present when someone's there, absent when they're not. At this crucial moment, how could you lack foresight? Do you know what place this is? This is the monsters' lair! This gang, having lost all conscience, are scum. If they get angry, what wicked deed couldn't they do? I, Houge, today must make you remember this for a long time."
Bajie begged Wukong for mercy: "Houge, I, Bajie, was wrong; just hit me a few times to vent your anger. Considering our usual brotherhood, go easy."
Wukong was amused by Bajie's words, laughing: "Idiot, the more you tell me to go easy, the harder I'll hit."
Bajie said: "Houge, if you really mean business, I'll still speak ill of you to the monsters."
Wukong said: "Idiot, what bad talk do I have for you to say? What leverage do you have to grab?"
Bajie said: "Houge, think about it—we brothers eat together all day, you know your weight in catties and taels; I still wouldn't know? Even if you can transform, you can't turn the red hair on your ** yellow, nor make your tail disappear."
Wukong thought Bajie's words made sense, and besides, we're brothers. Brothers, just brothers. Wukong laughed: "Bajie, thanks for the reminder, brothers. Let me go dye myself a bit, then you give me a few real-or-fake hits, and then we'll deal with that monster."
Wukong said, turning and heading to the monsters' kitchen, using the ashes under the pot, he hastily dyed his ** a bit. Then he turned back to face Bajie, smiling and saying: "Idiot, look at how my monkey dye turned out."
Bajie took a look at Wukong's monkey **, amused. Bajie laughed: "Houge, your ** looks okay un-dyed, but dyed it's even uglier than before. Neither male nor female."
Wukong said: "Idiot, I told you to stop talking nonsense. Don't keep? nagging. Quickly close your pig eyes and let Houge hit you." Wukong said, then lifted the Monkey Fist and struck at Bajie............
End of Chapter
