Chapter 880: 630 Chapters, Zhu Bajie Also Wants to Win an Olympic Championship
630 chapters, Zhu Bajie also wants to win an Olympic championship.
63o chapters, Zhu Bajie also wants to win an Olympic championship.
Last time the Classic of Documents said that Zhu Bajie, after speaking ill of Sun Wukong to the monsters, was beaten up by the little monsters in the cave, and even angrier was Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong said: 'Zhu Bajie, you idiot, how are you venting your anger like this? You told the monsters about our business?'
After hearing Sun Wukong say that, Zhu Bajie also regretted it, knowing he was wrong. But this was also unavoidable; words spoken, water spilled, cannot be taken back. Zhu Bajie said: 'Brother Monkey, I really regret it; I shouldn't have spoken ill of our own brothers. Beat me a few times, vent your hatred!'
Sun Wukong was amused by Zhu Bajie's teasing, and said: 'Zhu Bajie, Brother Monkey will beat you today, and you won't remember it for long. Just let me beat you a few times, so you'll remember it well!'
Zhu Bajie saw that Sun Wukong really meant to get serious with him, fearing that Sun Wukong would strike too hard and he couldn't bear it, he begged Sun Wukong: 'Brother Monkey, considering our usual brotherhood, go easy. If you strike too hard, I, Brother Zhu Bajie, won't be able to bear it, and I'll still reveal the monsters' secrets.'
Sun Wukong heard Zhu Bajie still wanted to expose his secrets, and he laughed. Sun Wukong said: 'Zhu Bajie, you idiot, what secrets do I have left for you to expose?'
Zhu Bajie said: 'Brother Monkey, we brothers eat, drink, and defecate all day, tumble and roll around together; you know how many catties you weigh, we brothers still keep it in mind? Just change again, your tail—can't you hide it? Your ** both sides still aren't red.'
After Zhu Bajie said that, Sun Wukong thought it made sense. Sun Wukong said: 'Zhu Bajie, what you said makes sense. Let me go to the kitchen and dye the monkey hair behind the **, so the monsters won't recognize me, right?'
Saying that, Sun Wukong turned and entered the monsters' kitchen, used the soot from the bottom of the monsters' kitchen pot, dyed his own monkey ** a bit, then came back in front of Zhu Bajie. Sun Wukong laughed: 'Zhu Bajie, how about now? Can't you tell whether I'm a real monster or a fake one?'
Zhu Bajie glanced at Sun Wukong and laughed. Zhu Bajie laughed: 'Brother Monkey, without dyeing you still look somewhat human; after dyeing the monkey **, it's all mixed up, looking even less human—neither male nor female. What the heck!'
Sun Wukong said: 'Zhu Bajie, don't try to be clever with me. If you keep it up, I'll really beat you badly. I don't have time to argue with you? snivel, I still need to save my master. My master is still being hung up by the monsters, suffering.'
Upon hearing Sun Wukong mention the master, Zhu Bajie suddenly realized: 'Brother Monkey, we brothers have truly let down our master. We brothers escorted the master to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures, causing the master to endure such hardship. This is truly a sin, a sin. The master is still in the monsters' hands; if he suffers any misfortune, we will become sinners for all ages.'
Sun Wukong heard Zhu Bajie's words and was amused. He inwardly laughed: 'Zhu Bajie, this idiot, really knows how to speak like a person. He even remembered his master, not forgetting his duty.'
Sun Wukong laughed: 'Zhu Bajie, you idiot, only now do you speak a few sensible words, only now do you remember the master. You idiot, although you usually are muddle-headed, living in drunken dreams, at the critical moment your mind is still clear. Our brothers' fame in this life depends on whether we can successfully escort the master to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures. If our generation accomplishes this, we will not have lived in vain. People leave names behind, geese leave echoes. Although we lack the ability to win an Olympic championship, draw the world's attention, bring glory to our country, and leave our names in history, since we can't do great things, let's just do small things………..'
Who would have thought that upon hearing Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Bajie was unconvinced. Zhu Bajie said: 'Brother Monkey, you say my mind is venting anger, how is your mind also being used? How do you know we brothers won't win an Olympic championship? Your Monkey Fist isn't your signature move? Also your Empty Somersault, and my Old Pig's rake, and Sha River Monk's……………………'
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