Chapter 2030: with translation of chapter title

A meal ended, just as Chang Yue's pain from swallowing medicine and Su Yun's continual contempt, mockery, and urging her to at least drink more water came to a close.

"By the way, when will the next batch of trainees arrive?" As they were about to part, Zheng Ren remembered this matter.

"They've been coming in dribs and drabs. How about it? Are you interested in giving the lecture?" Su Yun asked.

"Not interested at all." Zheng Ren quickly waved his hand, "Mainly because I suddenly thought Fugui'er will be leaving soon, and Old Liu is also only doing short-term training; we really need to cultivate someone capable of working for six months."

"The community hospital has plenty of people, they've already rolled up their sleeves. But I observe that their aptitude is just average, possibly unable to meet your standards." Su Yun said: "Boss, you've been spoiled."

"How so?"

"Fugui'er's ability is already high, and Old Liu, no matter what, is a team-leading professor from the provincial capital; you're using both of them as inpatient chiefs. Boss, your rank is truly high!"

"Hmm, keep an eye out for whether there's still anyone with talent." Zheng Ren instructed.

"I know, I've been looking. I'm afraid you won't find anyone and will drag me into surgery."

Su Yun turned around, raised her hand high, and waved twice as a farewell.

Chang Yue returned to room 912 by herself; it was clear she hadn't eaten enough. Zheng Ren had no intention of provoking Chang Yue—a hungry woman is as terrifying as a mother tyrannosaurus.

"Yi Ren, what should we buy for Chu Yanran and them?" After getting in the car, Zheng Ren asked.

"What do you think?"

"I'll follow your lead." Zheng Ren said: "You're more professional about this."

"I've thought about it; summer is coming, many brands in Hai Cheng don't have stock, so let's buy clothes." Xie Yiren said: "I know their figures, I have a clear idea of what clothes to buy."

"Oh? What kind of coordination do they like?" Zheng Ren racked his brains to find a topic.

Since we've decided to go shopping, we must make Xiao Yi Ren happy.

"Huh? Why are you interested in these things?" Xie Yiren started the Volvo XC60, glanced sideways at Zheng Ren, gentle and lovely.

"……" Zheng Ren was speechless.

What else could it be? Who would go shopping if not to make you happy?

Seeing Zheng Ren's expression, Xie Yiren broke into a smile, patted his head, and started the Volvo.

"I know you don't like shopping, so I usually don't look for you." Xie Yiren said: "Just like you said you used to be willing to go to bookstores and read all day, I don't like that either."

Earlier, all that bullshit Su Yun said flew off to the clouds in an instant.

Zheng Ren felt that being together with Yi Ren was really simple and good.

"This time it's because we need to buy gifts; if you won't even go to the mall, that's not good." Xie Yiren said: "After all, we're colleagues who work together."

Zheng Ren's tears streamed down his face.

Still, Xiao Yi Ren understands me best.

"Summer is coming, buy two nice outfits to take back." Xie Yiren said: "This year's new styles—I got a call from the boutique yesterday; the new arrivals finally came, luck was good, I caught them before heading home."

"New styles……"

Zheng Ren felt that when Xiao Yi Ren talked alone, he didn't say a word, which was awkward. But he had no clue about this topic.

"Let's put it this way." Xie Yiren thought, then said: "Female body types can be roughly divided into five kinds. To buy suitable clothes as a gift, the first thing to consider is which type she is."

Zheng Ren had a slight headache; after just listening to Su Yun's lecture, it seemed useless. Now he still had to listen… uh, it would be better to show enthusiasm, which is the greatest respect for life.

"The first type is pear-shaped. Generally speaking, narrow shoulders, slim waist, wide hips, thighs somewhat thick. Simply put, slim on top, heavy on bottom; supposedly this is the ideal female figure in European classical oil paintings."

Zheng Ren recalled many oil paintings he'd seen; the women in them were basically all pear-shaped.

"There's a lot of muscle and fat in the legs, making femoral artery puncture a bit difficult." Zheng Ren commented.

"Hahaha, pretty much like that." Xie Yiren associated Zheng Ren's words, laughed heartily, "For example, there's a movie star making a comeback in Xianggang."

"……"

What kind of example is this?

"She is a typical pear-shaped figure, high looks, figure…… I won't say that, let's talk about clothing. She dresses very willfully; sometimes she wears tight pants, exposing her flaws completely."

"Then how should she dress?"

"If a pear-shaped figure dresses poorly, it looks fat, so vertical stripes with wide-leg pants create a presence, long legs, the kind that are 1.8 meters tall. Although wide-leg pants are no longer trendy, girls with pear-shaped figures must definitely keep a pair of wide-leg pants—it's really sharp. Also, the waistline when wearing a skirt is hard to describe; it depends on the skirt's material."

There's still so much to say; Zheng Ren listened until he felt stupid.

When others listen to me do a differential diagnosis, is it also like this?

"The second type is apple-shaped. Overall somewhat plump, with more flesh on the lower abdomen. For this body type, a thick waist is a fatal flaw; clothes make it especially easy to look fat. Therefore, an A-line big hem half-skirt is a particularly good choice." Xie Yiren said.

"Oh, for this type, if one is older, an appendectomy would be more troublesome. Any abdominal surgery would have to face the issue of fat liquefaction." Zheng Ren immediately said.

Although he had no idea what an A-line big hem skirt was.

"Hmm, basically that's the meaning, truly smart—I say it and you roughly understand." Xie Yiren, slowly driving in the sea of cars, still didn't forget to praise Zheng Ren's nonsense talk.

If not for lovers seeing Xi Shi in each other's eyes, if Zhou Litao went on a date and said this to a girl, there would never be a next time.

"Then what body type do the Chu sisters belong to?" Zheng Ren asked.

"Don't rush." Xie Yiren said: "They belong to the model type, also called banana-shaped. Their figure is flat, chest somewhat flat, no obvious waistline, having a kind of bony beauty; models tend to be this type."

Zheng Ren thought, recalling that Chu Yanran had always been sitting by the ventilator, quietly recording various values.

While Chu Yan zhi was lively and jumping, shouting "burn my calories," that fiery girl.

As for their figures, I have no impression at all.

"What do they wear?"

"Off-shoulder outfits! Summer definitely calls for off-shoulder wear!" Xie Yiren said firmly: "If they were a bit shorter, layering two pieces would be effective; but the Chu sisters are tall, so they can't wear it that way."

"They have a mermaid line, so they can choose off-shoulder or belly-baring outfits, paired with high-waist jeans, which especially shows off long legs and makes the overall body proportion look relatively fuller."

"It's the kind where, after cutting open, the appendix pops right out." Zheng Ren said.

"Hmm, very little fat, bony beauty. With a pop, the appendix just jumps out by itself." Xie Yiren laughed: "Sometimes after you step down we joke, this line was said by Chu Yan zhi."