Chapter 2932: 2732 The Way to Make Money (Part 2)

Da Niu, I've told you how many times, you have to call Zheng Lao Ban, Zheng Lao Ban! Dahungya glared at that guy and said.

I held a thank‑you letter all day, damn it, I'm exhausted like a dog. That guy still muttered unhappily. It looks like that day's experience indeed gave his Inner Mind ten thousand points of damage, and he hasn't forgotten it to this day.

Let me put it simply, even your dog brains can't understand anything else. Dahungya said, "Some brothers have been following me since the start, some joined later. You say, how much money can a registration ticket in Hai Cheng be scalped for?"

"Hahaha~" Several people below burst out laughing.

Hai Cheng, that bird‑shit‑free fifth‑ or sixth‑tier small city, even if it's the best City First Hospital, expert registration tickets can't sell for money. Anything over 50 yuan finds no buyers, so that side basically has no value.

"Right, even you lot with clueless brains know Hai Cheng is no good. Now transportation is so convenient, the state has built infrastructure for years—whether railways, roads, or aviation..."

As he spoke, Dahungya stopped. He looked at the drowsy brothers below who kept nodding, feeling somewhat helpless.

Speaking of something serious, this bunch of bastards are about to sleep; I should change my approach. Dahungya already had some highbrow ideas that few appreciate—really depressing.

"Thirty years ago, when I was roaming the jianghu, going from Sheng Cheng to Hai Cheng required a transfer, leaving at 8 a. m. and arriving at 4 p. m. Earning a bit of hard money as a ferryman was quite difficult." Dahungya said, "Now it's 45 minutes! Whoosh—just like that."

"Captain, what do you want to say? I don't get it." That simple‑minded guy said, "Are we supposed to sell goods?"

"What goods to sell? Now selling goods requires young girls on video sites, that's called 'bringing goods', none of your business." Dahungya said disdainfully, "I'm talking about this: why can't Hai Cheng's registration tickets fetch a high price? The population is limited; how many young people do you see in Hai Cheng? Those with talent have all gone to first‑tier cities."

Everyone nodded.

"So, Sheng Cheng is the next stop. Seeing a doctor, going through the motions is nothing. Many people take their medical records to Sheng Cheng or Di Du to see a doctor—why? To show filial piety, to put their own minds at ease."

"So, in the Sheng Cheng we're in now, registration tickets can sell for 200‑500. Basically 200 is good; 500 depends on luck."

"Do you know how much a scalped registration ticket in Di Du costs?"

"It's not less than three or five hundred." Someone said.

Dahungya looked at him with contempt, spat, then said: "Starting at 2000, and that's not even the famous experts you can find upstairs. Famous experts, scalping registration tickets privately, start at 5000! Think about how much you could earn."

This big pie scared the people sitting below.

One department, three to five registration tickets a day—how many departments in the whole hospital? How much money altogether?! This is a huge profit!

Dahungya faintly heard swallowing sounds from below, and he was very pleased with that.

"Anyone with a brain would surely wonder what connection that money‑making place has with us." Dahungya said proudly, "I'll now tell you what the connection is!"

"Di Du, whose registration ticket is the most expensive?"

"Xiehe."

"Beijing Medical University."

"912."

Several sensible people spoke up.

"These hospitals are quite expensive, after all, as just said, transportation is convenient—who wouldn't go elsewhere for a sick elder? Those who can come to Sheng Cheng are either old farmers or people with no ability and no money."

"Squeezing oil from these people's bones wouldn't yield much. Di Du, the most expensive medical treatment isn't the hospitals you mentioned, but Zheng Lao Ban, who never sees outpatients!"

Dahungya almost shouted hoarsely: "Zheng Lao Ban just won the Nobel Prize; if any of you don't know what the Nobel Prize is, just go jump off the building right now."

"Even now, Zheng Lao Ban still doesn't see outpatients. How do you see Zheng Lao Ban for a medical consultation?"

The people below listened in silence.

"Go to his door; Zheng Lao Ban is very kind—if you go, he'll give you a glance. I went twice, got two looks back and that's fine. His level is top‑notch!" Dahungya said.

"This is about connections; we have an old saying: no fight, no acquaintance." Dahungya said, "Although we previously offended Zheng Lao Ban, that's all in the past; we need to look forward."

"How do we look forward?"

"Those two old ladies, I'm taking them to see a doctor."

"Captain, still taking them to see a doctor? No favors?" Someone asked, confused.

"What is a favor? Only when you go and move is it a favor. Staying holed up in Sheng Cheng all day, where would you find any favors?"

"But when seeing Zheng Lao Ban for medical treatment, we can't bring a trivial illness. Going to bother him with a cold or fever? That's just asking for death." Dahungya obviously had this calculation for a long time, he said proudly: "It has to be a rare disease; that way Zheng Lao Ban gets a sense of satisfaction."

"……"

All the security guards below, including the few clever ones, can't keep up with Dahungya's train of thought.

"Those two old ladies are typical; I'm taking them to see a doctor—you think it's just about seeing a doctor? It's to get closer to Zheng Lao Ban." Dahungya continued, "Once the relationship is close, if anyone on our side contacts them, that's a Di Du brand—seeing Zheng Lao Ban for medical treatment costs twenty thousand per visit!"

That price left everyone speechless.

Twenty thousand yuan equals the total monthly salary of everyone present. You wouldn't need to do anything else for a year—just bring twelve people to see a doctor and it's done.

Dahungya continued explaining to this group of security guards the idea, how to do it, how to profit. Having walked the jianghu for decades, if he couldn't even figure out this small matter, he'd have been buried in the loess long ago.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be the situation where even Xiao Liu got arrested while he was out enjoying himself.

At the end, the simple‑minded guy suddenly asked, "Captain, do we charge money for those two old ladies?"

"From now on, keep them in the security team." Dahungya said, "The young ones stay to help out; the old ones go home, but if they cook well, they can stay to cook."

"Huh? Why?"

"You idiot, if this trend passes, they're treasures!" Dahungya said angrily, this bunch of pig‑headed folks are impossible to communicate with; even after saying all this, they're still stubborn.

Just thinking about having all sorts of extraordinary talents at his disposal, if there's another chance, he'd happily indulge in swaggering and deceit, and Dahungya couldn't help but feel happy.

Really, that kind of life suits me best—now although I can get by, I just always feel unhappy.