Chapter 3056: with translation of chapter title

「Foreskin, cervical erosion, these patients are our target population, the main target population. 」The woman looked coldly at the Marketing Department Manager, then shifted her gaze and asked, 「Who is in charge of the Obstetrics Department? 」

A woman tremblingly raised her hand.

Before she could speak, her spirit had already slumped; she didn't even have the courage to stand up.

「Stand up and speak. 」The woman said, 「How did your parents and your Teacher teach you to sit sloppily and talk to the Leader like that? 」

「What kind of quality do all these people have? 」

「Director, I… my Practice License hasn't come down yet. 」the Obstetrics Department Director said softly.

「That doesn't matter; I've looked at your file—you're a nurse, why are you talking about a Practice License? Do you want to see patients? Seeing patients is the Hospital's business; what does it have to do with you? Working at the Hospital, do you really think you're a doctor? What nonsense are you spouting? 」

Director Zhou was stunned—what kind of people are in this Hospital? A nurse, seemingly someone who has been away from clinical work for many years, actually able to become a department head!

「The company values you because…… never mind. Your department is okay; you're the only bright spot. 」The woman's expression softened slightly, she shook the report in her hand, then said, 「The average inpatient cost per patient is 22,100 yuan; even in a mature Hospital, that's a pretty good figure. 」

「Whether you have credentials or not isn't important; what matters is that you know this one thing! 」

The woman solemnly looked at everyone present,

looking at faces that were either young or aged,

looking at faces that were either confused or gloomy.

「Everything you do is to make a living; if the Hospital doesn't make money, you get no bonus. No bonus means no money for down payments or installments. No car, no house—your kids have no starting line at all! They'd start straight in the eighteenth level of hell, spending their lives suffering poverty, hauling bricks on construction sites. 」

She didn't hysterical shout; she simply stated a matter in a slightly louder voice—a cold truth.

「Do you have a physician license? Is that important? Not at all—what matters is that you uncover your own abilities! We sell sales, we sell service! Not medicine—who the hell would be stupid enough to actually see patients? It's not that we look down on you, but can your education even understand anything? ！」

「Make money—each department should do what it's supposed to do! 」

「For every patient the Marketing Department brings in, you must strive to turn them into profit; we are all cogs in this machine—as long as we work together—buy a house! Buy a car! 」

The shouts of "Buy a car! Buy a house!" echoed in the meeting room, shattering the ice. Director Zhou flinched slightly; he grew weary of such talk.

Young people might be moved, but someone like him—a seasoned old hand who's been tempered in society's oil pan for countless years—wouldn't fail to grasp the meaning behind that long speech.

The woman picked up a printed A4 sheet and waved it at the Obstetrics Department Director.

「The Obstetrics Department met its targets this month, treating cervical erosion in 22 cases, with an average charge of twelve thousand yuan per case! 」

「Just this alone, the Obstetrics Department has 12 medical staff, each generating an average revenue of 180,000 yuan. According to performance evaluation, with a monthly per‑person cost of 100,000 yuan, subtracting 1.2 million leaves 960,000. Fifty percent of that is 480,000, so this month's department bonus is 480,000—keep it up! 」

No matter how sharp those insulting words are, they can't outweigh the reality of a 480,000‑yuan bonus.

12 people splitting a 480,000‑yuan bonus…… almost everyone's eyes turned red.

Even Director Zhou felt a bit lost; he had just arrived and still didn't know the distribution system here. Each person's monthly cost is 100,000 yuan; any extra earnings can be taken half!

If that's the case…… just thinking about his monthly surgery volume at a public tertiary hospital, Director Zhou almost burst into tears.

Working himself to the bone, he earns less in a month than a nurse at a private secondary hospital! He himself is a director, famed as the Jinmen One Blade of Urology Department, with skill level ranking among the best nationwide.

If he doesn't do the Flying Knife, there are still some miscellaneous gray incomes, but honestly even a nurse earns more than that.

But when everything is taken into account…… the key is whether they deserve it! They don't even have a Practice License, yet they get the choicest cut.

Director Zhou thought of this and felt a bit lost.

He originally looked down on everyone present, including the woman on stage spouting profanity. But hearing that a bunch of nurses who could hardly do anything, assigned to department work, would make him lose his temper and immediately go argue with the Nursing Department Director—yet those nurses could receive hundreds of thousands of yuan—left him dumbfounded.

The Supervisor isn't just here to hand out punishments—she's also here to hand out sweets!

As they did this, everyone unconsciously grew excited and restless; they wished they could go to work right away.

「Supervisor, it's not fair…」a person from the Marketing Department muttered.

「Unfair NMB! 」the woman shouted like a shrew, 「The work of the Obstetrics Department is worthy of emulation; you were trained in this when you joined—who can you blame if you can't do it? ！」

She saw the Marketing Department Manager's face full of envy, jealousy, and hatred, and sneered, 「Making more money is justified—heaven never drops free lunches; only a fool like you, who prints fan ads in winter, would constantly complain about unfairness. Before opportunity, everyone is equal! 」

「I ask you, what is cervical erosion? 」

The Marketing Department Manager blinked—how would he know what cervical erosion is? He did recall a few jokes: if he were with a newly graduated student, they could go for a drive. But facing the Supervisor who spouts profanity, he really had no idea.

「There's no such disease; this diagnosis disappeared in the early 21st century. Why? Because it's not a disease at all! It's a normal physiological phenomenon, academically called cervical columnar epithelial metaplasia! Since it's a normal physiological phenomenon, it naturally needs no treatment, let alone medication or Shou Bing. 」

「We've repeatedly stressed admitting such patients; casually treating them won't kill anyone, and it can make money. I ask you all, why wouldn't you do this? 」The woman looked at the Marketing Department Manager with the eyes of looking at an idiot, 「During training, they told you to promote cervical erosion more, right? 」

The Marketing Department Manager nodded blankly; although he's middle‑aged, he's one of those who jumped over from elsewhere, and he still doesn't grasp all the ins and outs.

「Why? 」

「It's not a disease, and it doesn't need treatment…」the Marketing Department Manager simply repeated the woman's words; she looked at him contemptuously, spat, and cursed fiercely, 「Idiot. 」

Director Zhou truly couldn't bear to listen anymore; putting on a act of medical disturbance, he really looked the part.

「I'll give you one final lesson—if you can't draw parallels, hurry up and roll up your bedding and scram! Love to die wherever you die, just don't dirty my eyes. 」