Chapter 3057: 2855 Midnight Chicken Call (Three)

First, use the matter of cervical cancer screening to get them to come in for examination. From ages 15 or 6 up to 80, just mentioning cancer works every time. If they don't budge, it's because the marketing department isn't trying hard enough. Go back, look up cervical cancer information, embellish it, and mainly scare people.

It's best to go to universities—each one thinks they're highly educated, making them especially easy to fool. We have tons of Jinmen University students; what do you think they are? They're gold and silver mountains.

Female college students are especially easy to fool—they know nothing yet think they're intellectuals.

If someone comes, the clinical staff know what to do, right? The woman gave a cold, stern glance.

I know, I know—no matter how you check, there's definitely something wrong; it must be cervical erosion. One person hurriedly said.

Exactly! the woman said. You've heard that cervical erosion is a disease, but in ordinary people's minds those four words mean……improper! No matter a woman's age, as soon as she says cervical erosion, she can match all kinds of symptoms to herself, yet she daren't tell anyone.

In the past, this disease meant promiscuity, meant sluttiness! Who the hell would dare tell others they have cervical erosion, after spending however much money at some hospital with no cure? Not cured? That's just deserts! Who made you erode?

Knowing about improper things is enough for yourself—no need to talk to others, or save face. Just prescribe anything—infrared microwaves, oral or topical treatments. For follow‑ups, laugh gently, don't scare people away.

Each diagnosis of cervical erosion brings in at least 20,000—that's the base. Figure out how many people in Di Du and Jinmen could potentially come to our hospital for cervical erosion; if each of you finds just five people a month, you've covered costs, and each extra person nets another 10,000.

……

Director Zhou listened below, heart pounding; he had known before that some hospitals took this non‑disease change of cervical erosion to swindle money, but he never imagined they'd do it so arrogantly, so openly.

As long as we diagnose cervical erosion, our 'patients' face two kinds of pressure. First is moral pressure—I just mentioned that. Second is the pressure of cervical erosion turning into cervicitis or cervical cancer. As for how that happens, go look it up yourselves and make it sound plausible.

If you can't even handle this little thing, just get lost already!

At that moment someone raised their hand, slowly and hesitantly.

You, what's the matter? the woman asked, frowning at that person.

The person who raised their hand was a refined‑looking middle‑aged man wearing gold‑rim glasses; his expression was a bit stiff, and like Director Zhou he looked frightened stupid, not tempted by a patient's ten thousand.

Supervisor, what if the patients realize they've been duped and refuse to cooperate—how do we handle a lawsuit? that person asked.

You came from a public hospital? the woman asked scornfully.

The man with gold‑rim glasses jumped; he hadn't expected his background to be guessed, then he nodded glumly.

Only you lot from public hospitals would ask something like that! the woman's voice sounded pleased. Which department is your practice license from?

General surgery.

If you ran into this kind of patient in a public hospital, what would you do? the woman demanded aggressively.

I'd let the patient go and tell her there's nothing wrong, the man said quietly.

Asshole. the woman cursed, then she stood on stage and performed a prop‑less simulation of two people.

First she put on a pitiful expression and asked the empty air opposite her.

Doctor, you've diagnosed me with cervical erosion—what should I do?

Then the woman stood opposite, wore an impatient expression, and said, I already told you it's fine—why are you still nagging? Next!

What medicine should I take? Or should I apply something?

You don't need anything—don't worry, it's not really a disease.

After the simulation, the woman's performance completely shocked Director Zhou. Her feigned acting was spot‑on, her face shifting expressions instantly, lifelike and vivid. She fully acted out the patient's helplessness and confusion, and the doctor's busyness and contempt.

Could it be that I'm like this when I go out to see patients? Director Zhou felt a bit dazed.

The bespectacled man stared for a moment, then felt somewhat lost. The woman was right—indeed, that's how it is.

Let me tell you what you should do. The woman then said in a low voice, coughing twice to signal a scene change.

Doctor, I've been diagnosed with cervical erosion.

Still the same pitiful, somewhat dazed expression.

Ah! How did you get this disease at such a young age, so serious? This disease……but……sigh.

The woman once again fully displayed her expression of anguish and frustration—grieving over misfortune, angry at lack of resistance.

Look here, here, and here—there are problems. Come, look at this healthy cervix, then look at your own.

With the disease this serious, do you usually feel any discomfort?

Tell you it needs treatment—if it progresses, it's not just more discharge; you'll soon get cervicitis, pus leaking out, a smell wherever you go that no perfume can mask. That's minor, but the chance of it turning into cervical cancer later is huge.

Even if it's nothing, it'll affect your future pregnancy……look at you, so young……sigh.

That earnest anguish made Director Zhou's heart twist uncomfortably.

If it were a young girl instead, she'd probably be dazed out of her mind, her heart floating to the sky.

This person is too vicious; young people don't take cancer seriously. But she says wherever you go there's a smell… and it'll affect pregnancy—these are things a young girl couldn't accept.

As for the medical‑dispute you mentioned… the woman finished her act, then gave the bespectacled man a cold, scornful look and said, Have you ever seen a female college student brave enough to wave a banner on the main road saying she has cervical erosion, while the hospital refused to treat her?!

……

The bespectacled man wanted to rebut but had nothing to say.

Have you ever seen someone with syphilis run to the hospital door complaining that penicillin shots hurt too much?

If you've got this disease, you've got no face to talk about it! And you're causing a medical disturbance—I think you're just looking for a medical disturbance!

We've emphasized over and over our hospital's treatment scope. Any leader you can think of has already considered it—even if obstetrics has a problem, we can smooth it out. You think we're a public hospital? A medical disturbance pops up every few days.

This……this isn't fraud, is it?

Fraud? We're doing good deeds and accumulating virtue! the woman shouted angrily. You damned fool!