Chapter 164

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Protagonist:

Chai Mi

Zhou Fang was originally left somewhat numb from being hung up, but upon hearing that sweet, refreshing, and clear laughter, he instantly perked up. He narrowed his eyes at the tall, slender girl before him, her bearing one of excellence...

Of course, Zhou Fang wasn't trying to narrow his eyes on purpose.

But his face had just been beaten swollen into a steamed-bun face by Liu Zhanggui and the others, and his eyes had turned into panda eyes; he had no choice but to narrow them to look.

If he wanted to open his eyes wide to look, it would hurt...

Zhou Fang looked like this with narrowed eyes for a few glances, never willing to believe that the person before him was his own childhood friend, Xiao Hei Dan.

Xiao Hei Dan should have grown up very dark, but the current Chai Mi wasn't dark at all; not only was her skin not dark, it was even a dazzling, striking fairness.

"Ah ba ah ba... ah ba ah ba..."

Zhou Fang's mouth was wrapped with a torn towel, so his speech had already been reduced to "ah ba ah ba."

Chai Mi's brows and eyes held a smile as she leaned in close and said softly, "Didn't you boast about how many years you've suffered out there, that you've seen every kind of big scene? Today you count as... returning home in glory; go ahead and properly feel the hometown folks' love for you."

Zhou Fang's face was full of black lines: The hometown elders and villagers hung me from a tree and gave me a group beating; this kind of love, thanks but no thanks.

The key point is, the hometown elders and villagers are too enthusiastic and hospitable; not only did they beat me, they wouldn't even let me speak to defend myself...

Pah!

A bunch of unreasonable villagers!

The problem is...

The problem is Chai Mi seems quite happy that I got beaten.

Zhou Fang watched Chai Mi smile, revealing two dimples; those cunning, curved brows were full of schadenfreude...

Zhou Fang couldn't help but feel a bit dejected; he originally wanted to say: Chai Mi, you speak up for me...

But looking again, Chai Mi had already vanished without a trace.

Zhou Fang was just feeling lost and bewildered when, after a moment, he discovered that the girl who had just been wearing a large apron came over from the side.

Song Qiushui held a watermelon in one hand, gripped Zhou Fang's chin with the other, and stepped one leg onto a wooden stool; after all, Song Qiushui was a head shorter than Zhou Fang, so just dragging his chin, she couldn't reach...

"Tsk tsk tsk... what a pity, he's a thief! Otherwise, he's not bad-looking..."

Zhou Fang was so angry smoke poured from his seven orifices: "Ah ba ah ba... ah ba ah ba ah ba..."

Song Qiushui simply ate watermelon leisurely in front of him: "Young man, why bother? Where there's resistance, there's oppression... come on, lower your head and admit fault, I'll treat you to watermelon."

Zhou Fang turned his head away, not wanting to deal with Song Qiushui anymore.

But Song Qiushui wouldn't let up, smearing watermelon onto Zhou Fang's face as she resentfully said: "Because of you, I got up in the middle of the night and accomplished nothing; because of you, I was forced to get up early and do grunt work. You wanted to steal melons, right? Here, eat it all, stuff yourself to death!"

Zhou Fang let out a cold laugh: "Hmph..."

Then turned his head, not looking at Song Qiushui either.

Song Qiushui, finding it boring, pouted: "Just you wait, wait until we're eating delicacies later, you'll be squatting by the fence from now on."

Song Qiushui was just about to leave, then turned back and said with a mysterious smile: "Zhou Fang, right? Hehehe... Old Zhou family's kid... why is your mouth so loose? If you hadn't said Chai Mi is Xiao Hei Dan, you'd be eating the good dishes with the rest of us now; what a pity. The person looks good, but the brain's not so great... you go explain to Chai Mi, beg for mercy or whatever... truly an elm-wood head."

Finished speaking, Song Qiushui left.

Zhou Fang right now wanted to cry but had no tears: I fucking want to explain too... you fuckers stuffed my mouth shut... am I the brainless one or are you?

My mouth is stuffed shut, how can I explain?!