Chapter 165: Rebirth in the '90s: Overbearing Flower Chapter 165: A Ba A Ba

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Protagonist:

Chai Mi

The morning sun hadn't risen that early, but everyone at Da Lao Song's house was already bustling about in a flurry of activity.

Some tended the fire, some cooked, some washed dishes, some chopped vegetables, some set tables, some carried alcohol, and some wore worried faces as if they wanted to cry...

Naturally, the only one with a worried face wanting to cry was Da Lao Song—Song Qingshu.

Everyone else was very happy!

Getting to eat a grand feast for free was simply the best thing ever...

Naturally, the people eating were happy.

But the several big roosters at Da Lao Song's house were unlucky...

And they were extremely unlucky...

Originally Chai Mi and Song Qiushui said to wait until dark, go into the chicken coop, and pull those several big roosters out.

But Song Qiushui said she wouldn't take on a job with so little difficulty...

Roosters' eyesight isn't good; generally when it gets dark, their vision is especially poor. If they're in the chicken coop, can't see light, and can't run away, catching them is very simple.

But Song Qiushui stubbornly refused to believe it, insisting on letting the roosters out first, then catching them afterward.

The main point was: my Second Uncle is unhappy right now, while I'm happy as a fool, making his house a scene of utter chaos, all to retaliate against Second Uncle for making me work hard and causing me to get up early.

Song Qiushui did this, and sure enough, Song Qingshu's house instantly became a scene of utter chaos.

Chai Mi spent tremendous effort before catching two roosters, while the rest ran around everywhere...

A group of people started helping catch chickens...

That lively scene instantly made Song Qiushui extremely happy: "Big Fellows, try harder, if you can't catch roosters, catch hens..."

"No can do, hens are kept for laying eggs..."

"Second Uncle, this is your fault, Big Fellows worked half the night, eating two of your chickens, you should be happy..."

Song Qingshu: "I'm happy, so happy I'm howling..."

Song Qingshu was happy enough to cry!

Looking at this meal now, without ten or eight tables it wouldn't be enough, and those two mu of watermelons, at most, would sell for only four or five hundred yuan...

Now it's fine, all ten-plus roosters and hens at his own house have met a terrible end, the twenty-plus catties of dried tofu from the small shop are gone too, and all the sausages have been cut...

And Song Qiushui, that damnable person, ran next door and got two sheep on credit... plus twenty-plus catties of pork...

Calculating it all, one thousand yuan wouldn't cover it!

One thousand yuan... how much does it cost to marry a daughter-in-law...

Song Qingshu wanted to cry but had no tears, and was helpless!

After all, she's his own niece, what could he do...

"Qiushui, at least leave two hens, don't catch them all... keep them to lay eggs later, your Second Aunt will cure salted eggs for you to eat."

Song Qiushui wore a fearless expression: "Second Uncle, your mindset needs to change. The old must go before the new can come... these hens are several years old already, they should have been culled long ago..."

"You just want to stew old hen soup to drink..."

"Eh, Second Uncle, your mindset is wrong. Old hen meat is tough, it won't cook without a big fire, you say this meat that won't cook, if you eat it won't your body not hold up? If your body doesn't hold up, and you happen to fall ill, won't you have to spend money on hospitalization? If you spend money on hospitalization, won't you then have to kill an old hen to stew soup? Isn't that a vicious cycle? So, this old hen is a disaster... I'm doing this to rid the people of harm, saving the world." Song Qiushui said shamelessly: "Second Uncle, look how good I am, I went to great trouble for you so you won't be hospitalized, won't get sick, won't spend money... how will you properly thank me in the future..."

Song Qingshu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "I thank your father for having such a good daughter... howling thanks!"