Chapter 361: Rabbits are so cute, of course you have to eat spicy rabbit heads

The next day, on the street.

The street was very lively today, with people coming and going crowding both sides of the street, and officials clearing the way to maintain order.

"Alright, the forced love plot is here."

Tang An and her three disciples were in the crowd, but she wasn't squeezed by the crowd.

After all, following the three of them, it would be difficult to be separated from ordinary people even if she wanted to.

"Master, Master, look quickly."

Sun Wukong excitedly signaled Tang An to turn around and look. A luxurious sedan chair, surrounded by maids and palace people, came from east to west on the street.

The princess sitting on it looked exactly the same as the Tianzhu princess they saved yesterday.

However, the same skin that ordinary people saw could be distinguished as true or false at a glance in the eyes of Tang An and the others.

The Jade Rabbit Monster sat in the sedan chair, holding a red embroidered ball in her hand, looking around, as if looking for someone.

Until she saw the figures of Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha in the crowd. Then, she locked onto Tang An beside Sun Wukong.

The person guarded by the three of them must be the Destined One without a doubt.

Seeing the sedan chair was about to pass by Tang An, the Jade Rabbit Monster threw the embroidered ball and cast a spell, wanting to throw the ball into Tang An's arms.

"Oh my?"

"Is the folk custom so open?"

Before Tang An finished complaining, her body honestly reached out her hand.

It was just that the embroidered ball that should have fallen into her arms suddenly paused in mid-air, was pierced by a spear, and then burned to ashes.

"..."

Tang An took a deep breath. "You burned the embroidered ball, how am I supposed to follow the plot?"

Nezha didn't care. "Killing her and taking the embroidered ball, you have to choose one." After saying that, Nezha glanced at the Jade Rabbit Monster, and it was this glance that scared the Jade Rabbit Monster pale, not daring to look at him.

Tang An took a deep breath. This Jade Rabbit Monster, who shouldn't she have provoked, why provoke the God of Slaughter?

But then again, it really wasn't that she didn't know how to cherish the fragrance and pity the jade. It was just that this trial hadn't passed, so she couldn't let the Jade Rabbit Monster leave, right?

"Stop."

Tang An walked out of the crowd and blocked the sedan chair the Jade Rabbit Monster was riding in.

When the officials saw Tang An blocking the way, they immediately surrounded her and drew their swords to scare her.

Sun Wukong jumped out of the crowd and with a few "chi chi" sounds, scared the officials into a mess.

"Princess, please come down." Tang An's tone was lazy and carried a hint of self-evident threat.

The Jade Rabbit Monster sat in the sedan chair in a panic, not daring to act rashly.

She didn't know if they had recognized her as a fake princess, but she was truly panicked from the bottom of her heart when facing Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha, feeling very guilty.

"Why, didn't the Princess just throw the embroidered ball to me?"

"I..." Before the Jade Rabbit Monster could finish speaking, she saw Tang An pacing toward her.

And those people carrying the sedan chair had pink eyes, all obediently putting the sedan chair on the ground.

"What do you want to do? I am the Tianzhu Prin..."

Before she finished speaking, Tang An had already come to her, pinched her chin, and lifted her jaw.

That offensive posture made the Jade Rabbit Monster's face blush slightly.

"Do you like it, woman?"

"Hmm?"

"Speak?"

The Jade Rabbit Monster felt a sense of shame and shyness for no reason. This was different from the plot she imagined.

Shouldn't it be her throwing the embroidered ball to Tang An, then forcing her to enter the palace, then forcibly taking her, and absorbing her essence?

How come it felt like the one being absorbed was about to be reversed?

"You, what do you want to do?"

"Do you... um..." Tang An almost blurted out some wild words.

"Do you... Daddy, yes."

"Huh???"

"Tsk, I was just afraid of corrupting the child, so I was looking for a way to make up for it."

The Jade Rabbit Monster couldn't understand what Tang An was saying at all, leaving only a head full of question marks.

"Look at those big eyes of yours, so cute, why come down to earth to be a monster."

"As long as you take us to the Royal Palace and go through the plot, we won't kill you, how about that?"

The Jade Rabbit Monster's face changed drastically, realizing that Tang An saying this sentence meant she already knew her identity!

How could it be possible, she clearly had no demon aura on her, and she had specifically stolen immortal medicine to come down to earth, it was impossible to be seen through by her at a glance.

"No..."

Tang An's fingers slid down, fiddling with her neck. "You'd better think clearly before answering."

The Jade Rabbit Monster looked at the three people behind Tang An, especially Nezha, who was exuding killing intent, swallowed her saliva, and nodded like a mortar.

Afterward, the Jade Rabbit Monster was dragged down by Tang An. She sat on the sedan chair and went to the Tianzhu Royal Palace.

The Tianzhu commoners didn't understand, but seeing the princess honestly following the sedan chair, they thought the princess had taken a fancy to someone and tacitly allowed the person to be brought to the Royal Palace.

Wait...

A woman?

The princess took a fancy to a woman? And wanted to bring her into the palace?

Inside the Royal Palace, in the princess's sleeping hall.

Tang An sat on a stool, Wukong and Yang Jian also sat down one after another, only Nezha stood by Tang An's side and didn't sit down.

The Jade Rabbit Spirit crouched on the ground, and under the pressure of the four fierce gods, she obediently confessed the cause and effect.

Originally, she had been slapped by Su E once and was angry in her heart.

Plus, she accidentally heard what Chang'e and Taiyin Xingjun said, that Su E went down to earth to face a tribulation. If she could really have a good relationship with the scripture seeker and obtain his Yang essence, that would be a great opportunity.

Therefore, she gave birth to greed that shouldn't exist.

But later she heard that the scripture seeker had become a woman. If Su E wanted to absorb his essence, it was impossible.

So she came up with a plan, deciding to seize this opportunity herself, and then slap Su E in the face hard.

But the result... obviously she also failed.

The Jade Rabbit Monster confessed, blinked her big eyes, and looked at Tang An.

Was she really listening to herself? Why did she look at her, her eyes shining, more like she was...

Swallowing saliva?

"Destined One, you..."

"Huh?" Tang An came back to her senses and rebuked Nezha. "You really are something, rabbits are so cute, how can you want to eat rabbits."

Nezha took the blame for no reason, was confused, but didn't get angry, instead grabbing the point.

"You want to eat rabbit meat?"

Tang An swallowed her saliva and wiped the corner of her mouth. "No, no."

"Rabbits are so cute, how could I want to eat spicy rabbit heads."

The Jade Rabbit Monster heard this, tears swirling in her eyes, almost scared to tears.

Why did she want to eat rabbit meat one moment, and rabbit heads the next?

Especially the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, the look in his eyes was really possible to make a move at any time, skin her and make her into a dish!

"Tsk, look at how scared she is." Tang An stood up and helped her up. "I just wanted to eat rabbit meat, I didn't say I was eating you, don't be afraid."

The Jade Rabbit Monster nodded obediently, but still didn't dare to relax at all.

Tang An continued to size up the Jade Rabbit Monster. "Seeing you, I thought of the moon. Thinking of the moon, I thought of mooncakes."

"How about this, make me some mooncakes to eat. Make a little of every flavor, just don't make five-nut ones, make them until I'm satisfied, and I'll let you go and notify your parents to pick you up."

"Mooncakes?"

"That is, moon dumplings." Tang An explained.

The Jade Rabbit didn't understand. "Moon dumplings? What inevitable connection do they have with me..."

Why was the condition for letting her go to make moon dumplings? ===== CHAPTER 362 =====