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Chapter 362: Too bullying to the rabbit, simply bullying the rabbit too much!

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"After all, whenever I think of you, I think of Chang'e. Whenever I think of Chang'e, I think of the moon. Whenever I think of the moon, I can think of the Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, everyone eats moon dumplings."

"And you, little Jade Rabbit. You either make moon dumplings, or you make spicy rabbit heads, choose one?"

"Moon dumplings! Of course, moon dumplings!"

The Jade Rabbit Monster didn't have any more hesitation and immediately accepted the task of making moon dumplings very satisfactorily.

Tang An signaled her to let the palace maids prepare things, and next, it was time for the Jade Rabbit Monster to make moon dumplings.

Actually, Tang An didn't want to eat moon dumplings, she only craved spicy rabbit heads.

But the child almost went down the wrong path, so she had to punish her a little, right?

So...

Tang An had the palace maids prepare a full rabbit feast, roast rabbit, braised rabbit, spicy rabbit heads, rabbit meat stewed with potatoes, stir-fried rabbit cubes, clear-stewed rabbit meat soup...

She ate in front of the Jade Rabbit Monster, watching the Jade Rabbit Monster make mooncakes while feasting.

That demonic smile scared the Jade Rabbit Monster into trembling and sweating.

"Awoo~" Tang An suddenly scared her and bit off a piece of meat to chew.

"Wuwuwu~"

It scared the child to tears directly, there was a feeling of a little white rabbit falling into the hands of a big bad wolf.

No, she wasn't the Destined One? She wasn't the person going to Lingshan to seek scriptures?

This temperament, this style... really not a big villain?

After eating and drinking her fill, Tang An wiped her mouth and took out the speaker to make trouble again.

She found a song, then put the speaker beside the Jade Rabbit Monster and started playing it.

In the speaker, a burst of abstract low male voice came, singing a song repeatedly.

"I am the cute rabbit in the Guanghan Palace, the little beauty of the Eighty-One Tribulations~"

"The Tianzhu Princess on the road to the Western Heaven, interrupting Tang Seng brother's scripture-seeking path~"

"How can you eat rabbits, how can you eat rabbits~"

"Tang Seng brother you are so cool, stay in Tianzhu and become the richest man~"

"Brother, brother, brother brother brother~"

Tang An took a deep breath. This song, calling brother brother, she felt goosebumps all over, almost laying eggs.

But abstract is abstract, being able to face the person and be abstract, it was quite interesting.

"What's wrong? Is this song not good to listen to?"

The Jade Rabbit Monster's face turned black, three black lines flowed down her forehead, and the moon dumpling mold in her hand was directly crushed!

So socially dead! So speechless! So shameful...

Who exactly wrote the lyrics? Who exactly!!!!

Night.

Day.

Night.

Day.

Two days passed, the sun and the moon alternated, and the Jade Rabbit Monster, in her palace, made moon dumplings for two whole days.

And that abstract song, she felt socially dead when she heard it, and now she was numb.

Even when she didn't listen to it, she felt something was missing.

"Ha~"

Tang An walked over stretching her waist. "How is it? Did you have fun making them?"

The Jade Rabbit Monster smiled, that was really as dry as it could be.

"Alright, it's about time, let's leave it at that."

"Really?"

"Really."

The Jade Rabbit Monster almost cried again, she was finally liberated from a pile of moon dumplings, finally!!!

"But you have to finish the moon dumplings you made, you can't waste food."

???

"You let me make them? And let me eat them?"

"Right, otherwise give them to me to eat? I don't like eating mooncakes."

The Jade Rabbit Monster clenched her hands, flames burning behind her, on the verge of exploding.

She was played, played for a big one.

"Ne..."

"Snap!"

The Jade Rabbit Monster knelt on the ground, tears streaming down her face. The fire from just now also instantly dissipated.

"Wuwuwu... don't treat me like this~"

"I'm just a Jade Rabbit, I didn't kill or hurt anyone~"

Tang An pouted and shrugged, saying owe-ingly: "But you wanted to absorb my essence, I'm helping you settle the causality."

"As long as you finish those mooncakes, and then give up the princess position in a while, won't this matter be all right and completely solved?"

The Jade Rabbit Monster blinked her pitiful big eyes. "Can I not eat so much?"

"Yes."

The Jade Rabbit Monster couldn't hide her joy.

"Unless you also want to eat spicy rabbit heads." Tang An added immediately.

"Ah!!!!!"

The Jade Rabbit Monster screamed in a breakdown, almost lifting the roof.

"You are a devil, a big devil! Ah!!!"

Too bullying to the rabbit, simply bullying the rabbit too much!

But...

She could only swallow the mooncakes she should eat with tears.

Not for anything else, just because Nezha had already come, and stood leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed, staring at her eating.

She worked hard for two days and two nights! Two days and two nights!

As a result, it was all made for herself to eat!

She was a rabbit, she didn't like eating moon dumplings!!!

Another half day passed.

When Tang An came here again, the Jade Rabbit Monster had turned into her original form, lying on a pile of moon dumplings, sleeping after eating until she was full.

"Dead?"

"Poisoned by the moon dumplings she made herself? So ruthless?"

She picked up the Jade Rabbit's little tail, lifted her up, and even shook her.

This didn't shake anything, but one shake shook out a medicine-pounding pestle.

"Good stuff." Tang An looked at it in her hand, the medicine-pounding pestle had a medicinal fragrance, and the whole body was made of mutton-fat jade.

Regardless of the attack power, but the composition of this mutton-fat jade, it looked very valuable at first glance.

"Accepted." She didn't hesitate at all and took the medicine-pounding pestle back into the Wealth Gathering Ring.

Tang An put the Jade Rabbit back on the mooncakes, don't say it, her original form was really cute, she really wanted to take a bite.

No wonder she could become Taiyin Xingjun's pet.

"Speaking of which, hasn't Yang Jian invited the person yet?"

The few days delayed in the human world were naturally because Yang Jian went to the Heavenly Court to invite Taiyin Xingjun down to pick up the child.

In the original play, Taiyin Xingjun appeared when the Jade Rabbit Monster was defeated. And here, the Jade Rabbit Monster was bullied like this, and Taiyin Xingjun didn't appear.

Could it be that it was because she only tortured the little Jade Rabbit and didn't really take her life?

Or...

Heavenly Court, at Taiyin Xingjun's place.

Chang'e bowed and saluted. "Xingjun, must not go."

"That Destined One's style, no matter which immortal gets tainted by it, they have to be willing to part with a body of treasures."

"Better let this little immortal go and bring the Jade Rabbit back."

Taiyin Xingjun was obviously very satisfied that Chang'e could understand the leader's thoughts at this time and take the initiative to stand up and solve the problem.

"That's fine, since that's the case, you go down to the lower realm."

"Chang'e accepts the order."

Yang Jian was on the side, obviously trying hard to suppress the corners of his mouth.

He had thought about various situations of taking the initiative to find Taiyin Xingjun, but he didn't expect that Master's reputation was already so loud that Taiyin Xingjun didn't have the intention to go down at all.

Sometimes being too famous is really not necessarily a good thing.

At the very least, this time, Tang An lost the opportunity to slaughter Taiyin Xingjun. ===== CHAPTER 363 =====

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