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Chapter 60

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Flat Top Mountain, Lotus Cave.

Two monsters lived here, one was Golden Horn Great King, and the other was Silver Horn Great King.

"Little ones, follow me to patrol the mountain!" Silver Horn Great King shouted, and the little monsters responded one after another, full of interest.

"Slow!" Golden Horn Great King stopped Silver Horn Great King, "Brother, you should look carefully when patrolling the mountain today, whether there are scripture seekers passing by this road. If there are, you catch her."

"Hey, we want to eat people, where can't we catch a few, why specifically catch scripture seekers?"

"Hey, brother, have you forgotten why we came down this time?" Golden Horn Great King pointed to the sky, and Silver Horn Great King immediately understood.

"Brother, please be fine." Silver Horn Great King said, and took the little monsters out.

On the other side, the scripture-seeking team.

"The Great King called me to patrol the mountain~ I turned people around~ beat my drum, knocked my gong, life is full of rhythm~"

No need to guess, this must be Tang An singing.

"What kind of ballad are you singing, I've never heard of it." Nezha asked curiously.

Tang An "humph" and said, "You hit me, I won't play with you."

Nezha cleared his throat awkwardly, "What is the monster in front of us?"

"I said you hit me~" Tang An acted miserably again.

Nezha took a deep breath, feeling like he had a mouth all over but couldn't explain it clearly. "I wasn't hitting you, I was hitting a mosquito."

Tang An pinched her handkerchief, looked back, tears in her eyes. "You, actually hit me~"

"Ah!!!!"

Nezha was going crazy, he clearly knew that Tang An must be doing it on purpose, but he couldn't get past this hurdle.

The next moment, Nezha sighed discouragedly.

She is really, much harder to deal with than monsters.

"Then do you want to hit back?" Nezha stretched out his arm and handed out his Fire-Tipped Spear.

"No." Tang An was just teasing him, and the force of Nezha slapping her forehead was lighter than hitting a mosquito, so how could she be angry.

"Hey, Nezha, why don't you sing us a song? I haven't heard you sing yet."

"No." This time it was Nezha's turn to be arrogant.

"Tsk~" Tang An didn't argue with him, lay on Jiuyue's fox tail, and lazily sunbathed.

Sun Wukong watched this scene from the side, giggling, and only then came up to inquire.

"Master, don't tease Nezha anymore. We are getting closer and closer to the monster energy in front, I think Master must know what monster it is, and tell us about it."

"That's for sure." Tang An got excited when she heard this, she had wanted to complain about Taishang Laojun for a long time.

"You know the one who burns the boiler, right?"

"The one who burns the boiler?"

"The Taishang Laojun who refines alchemy and refines you into fiery eyes and golden gaze."

"What!" Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha were shocked.

Yang Jian: "The Heavenly Court, in order to make up eighty-one tribulations, even let Laojun down?"

"No, no, no, no, that's not to that extent." Tang An was amused by the three of them, "Who dares to let Laojun down to be a monster."

"However, the monster this time is the two boys who burn the boiler for Laojun."

"One is Golden Horn Great King, and the other is Silver Horn Great King."

"I tell you, I really don't want to complain about Taishang Laojun, mainly because you don't know, he is simply too professional!"

Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks, "Laojun is professional, isn't that good?"

"Good, the key is that his mouth is hard."

"Hard mouth?"

"Yeah." Tang An moved her butt and sat properly, seriously complaining to them. "You don't know, for our eighty-one tribulations, Laojun lost two boiler-burning boys, lost a cow, lost the Jade Purifying Bottle and Purple Gold Gourd, lost his pants belt, lost the Diamond Bracelet."

"But the old man, he was holding his pants, and he didn't know anything when asked."

"Hey~ it's really hard for Laojun~" Tang An supported her chin, imagining Laojun in the sky right now, holding his pants and feeding the cow.

However, as she thought about it, her mouth was about to reach the back of her ears.

Those lost treasures, even the owner didn't recognize them, wouldn't she get a big bargain?

"My Purple Gold Gourd, my Jade Purifying Bottle, my Diamond Bracelet, my Huangjin Rope, my two pure gold and pure silver cow horns..."

"Mine, mine, they are all mine~ hehehe~"

She laughed in a worthless way, as if she had a beautiful dream, and couldn't close her mouth at all.

"Master, Master, since it's Laojun's boy, let's just go through the motions and let Laojun take them back." Sun Wukong felt that this level was very easy to pass, and it didn't even need to be troublesome.

"Hey, you must not underestimate the enemy." Tang An earnestly exhorted the three of them, "Since it was sent by Taishang Laojun to complete the performance, they will definitely treat it seriously."

"Remember, remember, there are three main magic treasures in their hands that you must be careful about."

"One is the Purple Gold Gourd, one is the Jade Purifying Bottle, and one is the Huangjin Rope."

"If they take the Purple Gold Gourd and the Jade Purifying Bottle and call your names, you must not answer, otherwise you will be collected by the gourd and the bottle."

"It is said that it will turn into pus and blood in a moment."

"That Huangjin Rope, as long as it binds you, no matter how you change big or small, even if it is seventy-two changes, you can't escape the shackles of the Huangjin Rope."

"Of course, if you open the Law of Heaven and Earth, assume I didn't say it."

When the four master and disciples were discussing tactics here, over there, they could see silver shining things moving.

And the one shining with silver light was Silver Horn Great King, peeking over here secretly.

It would be fine if he didn't look, but at this moment, he was stunned.

"Third Prince, Erlang Zhenjun, Monkey Sun!"

"My brother, we really took a good job~"

Originally, Silver Horn Great King was thinking about what method to use to disperse the scripture-seeking team and catch the Destined One.

But in front of their absolute power, all conspiracies and tricks are empty talk.

"Quick, quick, go back, go back!"

Immediately, Silver Horn Great King escaped and went back to discuss with his brother.

Golden Horn Great King was fine in the cave, but when Silver Horn Great King came back, he felt the sky had collapsed.

Those three brought the Destined One to seek scriptures together, is the eighty-one tribulations for them, or for the monsters?

If I had known this, who would have come down to be a monster for no reason!

"Brother! Since you and I are here, this matter must be done."

"I see that the Destined One has been talking about our treasures, how does she know what treasures we have?"

"Why don't we use the treasures to lure them into the trap, and then catch the Destined One, how about it?"

Golden Horn Great King felt it was unreliable, "In this way, you and I will be in danger."

"It doesn't matter, we just need to wait for Laojun to come and pick you and me up."

"Brother, are you sure that after doing that, we can still have our lives to wait for Laojun to come and pick us up?"

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