Chapter 61: Silver Horned King, you have no idea how many chapters I
Jinjiao and Yinjiao knew the stakes, yet after putting their heads together without regard for their own lives, their plan was set.
It wasn't that they were particularly stubborn or unafraid of death; the crux of the matter was that if they couldn't capture the people and complete the trial, they would have no way to report back to Laojun.
If they failed to handle this matter well, their iron rice bowl of a position would be lost. In this day and age, the line of people wanting to be attendants at Taishang Laojun's Alchemy Furnace stretched from the heavens all the way to the Mortal World!
Their pressure was quite immense as well.
At the foot of Pingdingshan.
On the side of Tang An and her three disciples, they had also finished planning.
Never mind what kind of demons or monsters they were, and never mind who their backers were—just snatching them was enough!
With the ideas from both sides colliding, wasn't this how they ended up meeting?
However, the first to appear were not Jinjiao and Yinjiao, but the minor demons under their command.
Jing Xi Gui held the Jade Purifying Bottle in his hands and said as he approached, "Come on, little ones, surround them all for me!"
Jinjiao and Yinjiao knew the origins of these individuals, but a minor demon of Jing Xi Gui's level did not.
At this moment, Jing Xi Gui was still feeling smug that he had brought so many demons to surround the few Scripture Seekers.
"Today, since you have fallen into the hands of Grandpa Jing Xi Gui, there is no escape for you."
Sun Wukong had been holding back the whole way, having had no opportunity to stretch his limbs. But looking at this now, hadn't the opportunity been delivered right before his eyes?
"Master, two junior brothers, leave this group of minor demons to old Sun."
Sun Wukong leaped up and landed on a mountain rock.
"You are the first to dare call yourself 'Grandpa' in front of old Sun."
"Today, your Grandpa Sun will let you know who the real grandpa is!"
He plucked a tuft of monkey hair and blew on it. The hair transformed into hundreds of monkey descendants.
Jing Xi Gui stiffened his neck, finally realizing he had kicked an iron plate.
But by this time, it was too late to say anything.
"Hey! Monster, hand over your life!"
Sun Wukong went into battle; fighting these minor demons was purely for fun.
Just as he started fighting, Ling Li Chong arrived with the Purple Gold Gourd and a crowd of minor demons.
Yang Jian turned his head and exchanged a look with Tang An, communicating with his eyes.
Immediately, Yang Jian looked at Nezha and gave an instruction: "Nezha, look after Master."
"Mm." Nezha did not take these minor demons seriously; even if he were surrounded by demons from a whole mountain, he was confident he could protect Tang An.
Ling Li Chong was not as stupid as Jing Xi Gui, who held a precious bottle but didn't use it, losing the upper hand for nothing.
He looked at Yang Jian, turned the Purple Gold Gourd upside down, and shouted, "If I call your name, do you dare answer?"
Yang Jian raised his eyes and looked at the minor demon with contempt, "Fine, call it and let me hear."
When Ling Li Chong heard that Yang Jian had taken the bait, he was overjoyed.
He opened his mouth to shout, only to realize he didn't know what Yang Jian was called.
"You... dare to tell me your surname and given name?"
"Very well." Yang Jian summoned his Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear and held it in his hand. "I am the Erlang Xiansheng True Lord of Guanjiangkou, surnamed Yang, given name Jian."
"Oh, Yang Jian." Ling Li Gui even thought he was a surprisingly decent person.
Wait a minute...
"Yang Jian?"
Ling Li Gui was terrified, nearly losing his grip on the Purple Gold Gourd.
"You, you, you, you... I, I, I..."
Ling Li Gui thought of the instructions the two great kings had given before he came, hardened his heart, and closed his eyes. "I, I, I, I call your name, do you dare answer!"
"Then go ahead and call."
"Yang Jian!"
"Yang Jian!"
"Hey, why don't you answ—" Before Ling Li Gui could finish his sentence, he felt a chill on the back of his neck and gusts of eerie wind behind him.
It's over, my demon life is at an end~
On the other side, where Tang An and Nezha were.
An unknown wild boar demon, holding the Banana Leaf Fan, pulled down his pants to reveal two large buttocks and began taunting Nezha and Tang An.
"Come on, come on, come and catch me!"
As he spoke, the little pig demon wiggled his buttocks, wiggling them in such a base way that it was truly unbearable.
"Don't look, it's dirty." Nezha used his hand to block Tang An's view.
"Are you angry? Come and beat me, come and beat me~"
"Bleh, bleh, bleh~"
Tang An closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "In this Journey to the West World, there is actually someone even more base than me."
"I have also never heard such an unreasonable request to my face."
"Nezha, satisfy him!" If she weren't afraid she couldn't win, she would have already rushed up to beat it to a pulp!
"But if I leave, you will be in danger."
"Don't worry, I still have Xiaotian Quan, Jiuyue, and your Armillary Sash here, it's fine."
Nezha looked at the wild boar demon, "If you flee now, you might still save your life. Otherwise, no one can save you."
Seeing that Nezha did not take the bait, the wild boar demon immediately took a swig of wine, pulled out a fire starter, and spat fire at Nezha and Tang An.
"Whoa, a live acrobatic performance!" Seeing something to relieve the boredom, Tang An actually perked up.
But the next second, the wild boar demon gave a wave with the Banana Leaf Fan in its hand, and in an instant, the fire raged fiercely, rushing straight toward the two of them.
With the fierce fire closing in, Tang An showed no fear, excitedly patting Nezha.
"Quick, quick, quick, that Banana Leaf Fan is what Laojun uses to fan the flames for his furnace; it's perfect for you, go snatch it."
Seeing the great fire approaching, Nezha thrust his spear out; the spear moved like a dragon, and using the momentum of the spear, he instantly drew the fire spewed by the wild boar demon into a fireball, balancing it on the tip of his spear.
The wild boar demon was terrified for the moment, but it didn't stay terrified for long before it started acting like a jerk again.
It stuck its butt up and even patted its fleshy, plump rear. "Come on and burn me, burn me, burn me~"
As it spoke, it even let out a big, stinky, smoking fart.
Nezha's eyes narrowed slightly, "I, your master, cannot endure this!!!"
"Dead pig, you stand right there!"
"Stand still? Only a fool wouldn't run!"
The wild boar demon ran thumping along the ground, while Nezha chased closely behind in mid-air with a gushing pillar of fire.
It really was kicking up a cloud of S-shaped dust!
The three disciples had all been sent away by the demons one after another, leaving only Tang An, Xiaotian Quan, and Jiuyue here.
Xiaotian Quan held his head high and boasted, "Do not be afraid, with me, the Sun-Swallowing Divine Lord, here, no demon can get close to you."
However, the next second, he had a lovestruck look on his face, his eyes turning pink.
Because he saw a wild dog demon, a wild dog demon dressed in a very bewitching way!
Tang An covered her forehead, "It's over, Yang Jian didn't neuter his dog."
Jiuyue didn't understand, "Sister, it is too unreliable, but what is neutering?"
"Neutering is..."
Tang An had just started to explain when she felt a blinding glare before her eyes.
A demon with a silver body and horns appeared before Tang An. What he held in his hands was actually the real Purple Gold Gourd.
"Oh my, Yinjiao Da Wang, is it made of pure silver?"
"Are the bones silver? If I cut them, will they grow back? Can the nails be pulled out, and if pulled out, will they grow back?"
Tang An was actually circling Yinjiao Da Wang, studying him with bright, curious eyes.
"Hey! Are you not taking this great king seriously at all!"
"Of course I am taking you seriously; right now, my heart and eyes are full of you. I swear, what I say is purer than pure silver!"
Yinjiao Da Wang was completely bewildered by Tang An; how could this Destined One on the pilgrimage to fetch the scriptures suddenly be so affectionate toward him?
"I tell you, even if you are enamored with me, I am still determined to capture you today!"
"Fine, fine, fine~"
"Presumptuous! This great king is going to eat you!"
"Yes, yes, yes~"
"Hey! Are you not taking this great king seriously at all!"
"I already told you, my heart and eyes are full of you; you have no idea how many chapters I've been thinking about you."
"If you don't believe me, turn around and look."
Yinjiao Da Wang did not want to accept the command, but as if he had sensed something, he turned his head subconsciously.
Heh heh...
Things have gone too far!!!
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