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Chapter 73: Wenshu Bodhisattva, pay the mount parking fee before you can leave

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"Shape-shifting! Shape-shifting, shape..."

"Slap!"

This time, Tang An used the "Virtue" side.

The main point is to convince people with virtue.

"Shape your grandfather." Tang An blew on her golden brick; this was the first magic artifact rewarded by the system that belonged to her.

It was a magic artifact condensed from her merit, and its quality and power could be continuously improved as her merit accumulated. As for what quality it would eventually grow into, it all depended on the merit Tang An accumulated in the future.

As for the shape of the magic artifact, it was completely formed according to Tang An's preferences.

First, she likes gold, and second, it must be handy to hold. And the highlight is in the word "Virtue" and the word "Reason."

So the system formed such an abstract magic artifact according to her preferences.

Although it looks abstract, it is very much to her taste.

The green lion demon was slapped to the ground by a golden brick again, just wanting to explode, preparing to fight to the death.

But the next second, he calmed down directly.

What made him calm down instantly? That was, of course, the Golden Cudgel, Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear, and Fire-Tipped Spear, all pointing at his head.

"Oh, my emotional cooler, faster than splashing cold water."

Tang An gave the three of them a thumbs up, and then took out the second golden hoop from her Universe Bag.

The green lion demon looked at Tang An in horror, "What are you going to do!"

"Hehehe~" Tang An directly gave him a slam dunk! Putting the golden hoop on the green lion demon's head.

"Of course, it's to make you more obedient. You have such a skill of changing, and even the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze and Heavenly Eye can't see the truth, maybe it will be of great use to us in the future."

"You dare! I am Wenshu Bodhisattva's mount!" The green lion demon struggled hard.

Tang An slapped his forehead with a "slap," "Do you want to see who is in front of you?"

"You are a mount, why are you being tough with me?"

The green lion demon was silent for a few seconds, transformed into the original form of the green lion, his head drooping on the ground, and the whole demon was not well.

Yes, he is Wenshu Bodhisattva's mount, putting on airs in front of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven? Comparing backgrounds in front of the Judicial God? Or comparing who has more subordinates in front of the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea?

Hehe, the more he thought about it, the more autistic he became! The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt!

"Amituofo."

Just when the green lion demon was autistic, a male voice chanting Buddha's name made a flash of hope appear in his hopeless lion eyes.

"Master~"

He just wanted to fly to Wenshu Bodhisattva, but those three great killing weapons blocked all his paths again.

"Amituofo." Wenshu Bodhisattva smiled, "Judicial God, Great Sage, Third Prince, the evil beast mount under this poor monk's seat escaped from the Western Heaven without this poor monk's attention and became a demon in the lower realm."

"Today, this poor monk came here to take the evil beast back to face the law and receive punishment."

Yang Jian and the three looked at Tang An, waiting for Tang An's meaning.

Tang An had already moved a stool out of the hall, sat on the stool, cleared her throat, and prepared to start negotiations.

"Bodhisattva, this is another price."

Wenshu Bodhisattva was stunned, "Hmm?"

"It's like this, I'll calculate an account with you." Tang An explained righteously: "Your green lion demon descended to the world as a demon, stole someone's throne, and almost killed someone's wife and children."

"Originally, this had nothing to do with me, but who made me a kind person?"

"That King came into my dream and begged me to save his life. Therefore, the causal relationship has been established."

"To save the King, I used a leaf of the Ginseng Fruit Tree from my eldest brother Zhenyuanzi."

"What level the Ginseng Fruit Tree is, I don't need to explain to you. And the value of that leaf, I don't need to estimate for you; you should know better than me."

"Up to this point, these are the item loss fees you, Wenshu Bodhisattva, need to compensate me, as well as the grievance compensation fees for the King's family."

Wenshu Bodhisattva was stunned by Tang An's calculation; he had already seen Tang An's methods before, and even pitted magic treasures from him.

But he didn't expect that after some time, her ability to argue strongly on weak grounds would become more and more perfect.

"Bodhisattva, don't be anxious; after finishing the item loss fees, next is the mental damage fee."

"He transformed into my appearance, confused my three disciples, causing me to almost be killed, and I'm still trembling with fear."

"If Bodhisattva doesn't take out some decent compensation, my small body will have to delay the progress of the Western Heaven scripture seeking."

"When the time comes, if Tathagata Buddha urges the progress, I will push it onto you."

Wenshu Bodhisattva took a deep breath; in front of Tang An, no matter how deep the Buddha nature is, it can't withstand her making it like this!

"Don't be anxious, there's more."

"There's more???"

"Of course!" Tang An got up from the stool and signaled Wenshu Bodhisattva to look at the green lion demon. "If you want to redeem this evil beast, of course you can. But alive or dead, they are two different prices."

"May I ask Wenshu Bodhisattva, do you want him alive, or dead?"

The veins on Wenshu's face were visible, and he recited Buddhist scriptures in his heart, stabilizing his emotions that were about to explode.

Ah!!! Is there anyone to manage this Destined One! Is there anyone who can take her away!

Can't stand it!!!

Watching Wenshu Bodhisattva being angered by Tang An like that, Yang Jian and the three were all trying hard to hold back their laughter.

Being able to pit all the gods and Buddhas in the Three Realms, and pitting them until they have no reason even if they have reason, besides Tang An, there really is no one else.

"Alive."

"Good, then let's calculate what specific compensation. Or rather, what do you have that can be used as collateral?"

Wenshu took another deep breath, "What do you want?"

"I want &%&..."

Tang An rattled off a long list of names, immortal pills, magic artifacts, spirit herbs, whatever, regardless of whether Wenshu had them or not, she wanted them all and reported them directly.

After fierce, back-and-forth bargaining between the two sides, finally both sides reached an agreement, and the deal was closed.

Or to be more rigorous, it was Tang An's side that unilaterally reached a satisfactory agreement and successfully closed the deal with Wenshu Bodhisattva.

Wenshu Bodhisattva couldn't even keep his Buddha hands together; he rubbed his temples, intending to take the green lion demon away.

Wait...

"Golden hoop????"

"How could the golden hoop be on the green lion demon's head?"

"I put it on him, is it a surprise? Is it unexpected?" Tang An smiled, "Free gift, originally it was a magic treasure given by your Buddha, and it didn't benefit anyone else."

"Tang! An!"

Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian stood in front of Tang An simultaneously.

The three of them lifted their chins synchronously, looking directly at Wenshu, their eyes filled with fighting intent, ready to break out at any moment!

"You!"

Wenshu really wanted to smash the wall; he couldn't fight, couldn't talk, and had to suffer all the anger himself.

Tang An pulled a gap between Sun Wukong and Yang Jian and poked her head out.

"Hey, green lion demon, see? This is the team soul."

"Know why you always lost just now?"

Wenshu really had a feeling of exploding on the spot; Tang An not only pitted him, but also directly ignored him!

Truly, what can be endured, what cannot be endured!

Just when Wenshu was about to move, the Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear in Yang Jian's hand changed into an Opening Heaven Axe.

But then again...

Who made her the Destined One, right?

"Amituofo." Wenshu admitted defeat, took the green lion demon, and wanted to leave, wanting to find Guanyin Bodhisattva to see if there was a way to remove the golden hoop.

"Hey, Wenshu Bodhisattva, wait a moment."

Tang An called Wenshu again, "Pay the mount parking fee?" ===== CHAPTER 74 =====

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