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Chapter 74: Your green lion demon stole the house, what does it have to do with me, Tang An?

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If he could, Wenshu really wanted to slap Tang An to death with the sole of his shoe.

But unfortunately, with Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha there, he couldn't slap her to death. With Lishan Laomu and Zhenyuanzi as two backers, Wenshu didn't dare to really make a move either.

He could only swallow his anger, pull the green lion demon, and slip away, completely pretending not to hear Tang An's words.

The speed of his departure was truly a "whoosh," and even the shadow of the green lion demon couldn't be seen.

"If you don't give it, you don't give it, why run."

Tang An clapped her hands, "Fortunately, the harvest this time is quite rich."

Yang Jian turned back and asked Tang An, "Aren't you afraid that Wenshu Bodhisattva will find Guanyin or Tathagata to remove the golden hoop?"

"NoNoNo!"

Tang An shook her index finger, "First, although Wenshu Bodhisattva also helped us complete this tribulation, his face was completely lost."

"The green lion demon harmed the human world like this; if Tathagata is really fair and just, how can he let him go?"

"Of course, I'm talking about if. Whether there is that if, I don't know."

"But for such a shameful thing that needs to be cleaned up, the first person Wenshu Bodhisattva looks for is definitely not the leader, but his colleague Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Yang Jian understood at this point, "You determined that Guanyin Bodhisattva wouldn't help him."

"Oh! Why?" Sun Wukong scratched his cheeks, not understanding.

Tang An scratched the emerald flower ornament on her brow, "Of course, I communicated with Guanyin Bodhisattva in advance."

"And~" Tang An's smile was a magnified version of dark and cunning. "I was waiting for him to find Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Wenshu Bodhisattva was deceived without knowing it, and just as he wanted to take the green lion demon to find Guanyin, he found a ray of rosy light coming from afar.

"Guanyin?"

"Amituofo." Guanyin Bodhisattva bowed.

"Guanyin Mahasattva came just in time, hurry up and remove the golden hoop on my mount's head."

"Amituofo." Guanyin Bodhisattva just shook her head indifferently.

"What does Guanyin mean?"

"It means, spend money to avoid disaster."

As soon as Wenshu heard these words, his temples throbbed. "Money has already been spent, it's just that this golden hoop cannot be removed, it's really..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva still shook her head, "She sent a message to this poor monk just now, saying she wanted to put a golden hoop on the green lion demon, and this poor monk rushed over. Didn't expect, still didn't come in time to stop it."

"Why can't it be solved?" Wenshu Bodhisattva was confused, "Isn't this the magic treasure given to you by the Buddha?"

"Yes."

"Why can't it be solved?"

"Only because..." Guanyin Bodhisattva pointed to the residence of Lishan Laomu, "Wenshu Bodhisattva, you can go find Lishan Laomu to resolve the siege."

The implication was that she threatened me, and I don't dare to remove it; if it doesn't work, you go find her master, let her master uphold justice for you.

Of course, whether her master upholds justice for her, or for you, or for the mortals harmed by the green lion demon, that is yet to be known.

Wenshu Bodhisattva took a deep breath; if he had that effort, he might as well go directly to Tathagata to accept punishment.

And once this matter is poked to Lishan Laomu, whether Lishan Laomu helps reason or helps relatives is another matter. But his face, however, is really going to be lost in the Three Realms.

"If so, this poor monk will go find Tathagata for help."

"Amituofo." Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't stop him and sighed before leaving.

A Destined One, making the Buddhist gate restless, several great Bodhisattvas being played around by her, truly...

Compared to Guanyin Bodhisattva's sigh, Wenshu Bodhisattva had a headache.

And just when he was about to take the green lion demon to Lingshan, a scene that gave him an even bigger headache appeared.

His green lion demon, gone!

Wenshu Bodhisattva could be said to have searched everywhere, but no matter where he went, he couldn't find the green lion demon.

Finally, helpless, he could only go to Lingshan to seek help from Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata Buddha understood the ins and outs, with a smile on his face, and only hinted to Wenshu Bodhisattva with three words.

"Dark under the lamp."

"Dark under the lamp?"

After Wenshu Bodhisattva left Lingshan, he pondered the meaning of "dark under the lamp."

Suddenly, a flash of light appeared in his mind, and he hurriedly went to his own dojo to search.

Up to this point, the "dark under the lamp" he understood was still that the green lion demon had run back to his dojo first.

After he returned to his dojo, he deeply understood what "dark" meant.

Because his dojo, all the treasures, including the golden Buddha statues. All! Gone!

Inside his dojo, it was directly empty! Even if a mouse came, it would have to leave two grains of rice for him.

"Zing!!!"

The flames behind Wenshu Bodhisattva rose three feet high.

"Tang! An!"

Such methods, and being able to empty his dojo, besides Tang An, Wenshu Bodhisattva really couldn't think of anyone else.

So Wenshu Bodhisattva turned back again. However, one day in heaven is one year on earth. When he went back, Tang An and her disciples had already left Wujiguo.

Now occupying Wujiguo is the Great Tang Emperor, Li Shimin.

Oh no, there is no Wujiguo anymore; this place belongs to the Great Tang territory.

"Bodhisattva, do you have something to do?" Li Shimin sat on the dragon throne, looking down at Wenshu Bodhisattva in front of him.

Wenshu Bodhisattva looked at Li Shimin's expression, then looked at the increasingly rich imperial aura on him.

"Amituofo, this poor monk only came to find someone."

"Since there is no one this poor monk is looking for here, this poor monk will leave."

"Bodhisattva." Li Shimin stopped Wenshu Bodhisattva, "I kindly remind you, don't look for the wrong person."

"You are a god and Buddha, that's correct, but I am also the Great Tang Emperor, ordained by heaven."

"If necessary, my territory can also expand to Lingshan!"

Wenshu turned his head suddenly, "You actually dare..."

"I, have nothing I dare not do, Bodhisattva can try."

Wenshu's blood pressure soared again, and his eyes went black with anger.

The small ones pit, the old ones are tough; their Great Tang royal family is really...

"Hmph." Wenshu Bodhisattva snorted coldly, then left to continue looking for Tang An.

He knew he couldn't do anything to Tang An, but he had to know what was going on with his mount!

On the journey west.

Tang An and her three disciples were on their way leisurely. Besides the four of them plus a dog and a fox, there was nothing else.

"Amituofo." Wenshu Bodhisattva appeared in mid-air, "Destined One, where did this poor monk's green lion mount go?"

Where did the green lion demon go? That's a good question.

Tang An leaned on Jiuyue, not intending to get up.

"Bodhisattva, your own mount is lost, why look for me?"

"It emptied my dojo and rebelled; do you dare to say it wasn't instigated by you?"

"Hey!" Tang An sat up immediately, "Slander, be careful I sue you for slander!"

"Your green lion demon stole the house, what does it have to do with me, Tang An?"

"Do you have evidence? If you have evidence, take it out!"

"Oh, I know, you must have learned from that old guy of the Ginseng Fruit Tree, you are here to touch porcelain."

"Like this, how about I notify my eldest brother and my master to come over? You can theorize with them?"

"Tang An! Don't bully people too much!"

"Bodhisattva! You are Wenshu Bodhisattva, who dares to bully you?" Tang An had a stick in her mouth, saying who dares to bully you, but on her face, she had a look of "what can you do to me." ===== CHAPTER 75 =====

"Bodhisattva! You are Wenshu Pusa, who would dare to bully you?" Tang An had a stick hanging from her mouth; while her words were "who would dare to bully you," her expression was one of "what can you do to me?"

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