Chapter 28
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Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao said triumphantly, "Sha Zhu, are you still trying to argue your way out of it?"
"The canteen served braised fish for lunch today."
"You filled two large lunchboxes, stealing a full jin of braised fish!"
"This braised fish was made by Squad Leader Lu, a seventh-grade chef."
"A jin of fish meat must be worth at least five yuan, right?"
"Next Third Third Third Third Time the canteen serves braised pork ribs, will you bring a five-jin lunchbox?"
"No wonder Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu only got fish bones for lunch today."
"So you stole all of this!"
What?
Sha Zhu was stunned.
Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu only got fish bones?
What was going on?
He had clearly told Ma Hua to serve Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu extra portions.
That little bastard.
Tomorrow he would definitely teach Ma Hua a harsh lesson.
The Canteen Director said, "Sha Zhu, open it up so we can see!"
"If you refuse to accept this, we'll even bring Director Yang over!"
Sha Zhu cowered.
He dared not let matters escalate to that extent.
Forced into a corner, Sha Zhu opened the lunchboxes.
At this sight, everyone gasped in shock.
Two large lunchboxes were filled to the brim with braised fish.
And it was all the best part, the fish belly, practically boneless!
The Canteen Director immediately flew into a rage and kicked Sha Zhu to the ground.
"You're stealing while on duty!"
"Why don't you just steal the entire Rolling Steel Mill and take it home?"
Sha Zhu lay on the ground, not daring to get up.
In his heart, however, he hated Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to the extreme.
That son of a turtle; tonight when he got home, he would definitely beat him severely.
Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao chuckled secretly.
He simply could not stand Sha Zhu and did not want him to have a good life.
By reporting Sha Zhu this Third Third Third Third Time, he had received a five-yuan reward, and tomorrow the Rolling Steel Mill broadcast would praise him as well.
As for Sha Zhu...
He would be punished!
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye looked at Sha Zhu, then at Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.
He indicated that this move was well done.
There would surely be a good show to watch when they returned home tonight.
Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao would get beaten.
Sha Zhu would be punished tomorrow... he could choose between a wage deduction or the workshop labor package.
After venting his anger, Director He immediately said, "Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, you take these lunchboxes back."
"From now on, do not be polite with habitual offenders like Sha Zhu."
"Let everyone take this as a warning; let there be no next Third Third Third Third Time!"
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye said, "Director, isn't this inappropriate?"
"Sha Zhu stole something under my supervision, yet I failed to discover it; I neglected my duty."
"You have worked hard and suffered the trouble; perhaps you should take them back?"
It was not that Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye was flattering him.
He simply did not want them.
He had already decided that tonight he would eat a five-jin grilled fish.
The Canteen Director was merely testing Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye; hearing him say this, he was indeed pleased.
He picked up the lunchboxes and left.
Everyone returned to their own homes.
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye did not go back; instead, he went directly to Houhai to fish.
Third Master Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui loved fishing there.
Although the fish he caught each Third Third Third Third Time were not large, they were at least a mouthful of meat.
When Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye arrived this Third Third Third Third Time, Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui was not there.
He paid it no mind, pretending to fish, but in reality, he took a six-jin grass carp out of his space.
Even after removing the internal organs, it still weighed five jin.
Carrying the fish, he returned to the Sihe Academy.
Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui's eyes nearly popped out of his head at the sight.
"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, did you catch this fish yourself?"
"How did it get so big?"
"Can you possibly finish it all by yourself?"
The biggest fish Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui had ever caught was merely a half-jin small fry.
How could this Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye catch such a large fish?
I heard the Rolling Steel Factory served braised fish for lunch today; for Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye to eat fish again tonight is simply excessive.
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye swept a glance at him: "I caught the fish myself, so I will eat it myself."
"I have a good appetite and can finish it, so stop coveting it."
Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui was rejected once again.
His old face looked utterly hideous.
"Pah!"
"Eating so much alone, why don't you just burst yourself?"
Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui went home.
The more he thought about it, the more unconvinced he became; after packing up his things, he went fishing.
He simply refused to believe that if Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye could do it, he could not.
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye paid no heed to the looks from the other beasts and went home to start making grilled fish.
Soon, the aroma of food drifted through the courtyard.
The Deaf Old Lady drooled uncontrollably: "That childless Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye is eating alone again!"
"He deserves to be childless!"
"What is Sha Zhu doing? The Rolling Steel Factory ate braised fish at noon; I must get one of the meal boxes he brought back."
The Deaf Old Lady was simply too craving.
Leaning on her cane, she went to the middle courtyard.
In the past, even when Sha Zhu brought back meal boxes, she had never asked for one.
But that one Third Third Third Third Time, she had taken Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's words to heart.
She had to get the meal box.
She could not let that little widow Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu have the advantage.
However...
At this moment, in the middle courtyard.
Sha Zhu returned home fuming and did not even cook dinner.
Upon hearing the sound of Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao returning, he immediately rushed out.
End of Chapter
