Chapter 29

"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, you son of a turtle, you actually dared to frame your grandfather!"

"If I don't beat you for three days, you'll climb on the roof and tear off the tiles!"

"I'll make you report me, I'll make you report me!"

Sha Zhu grabbed Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao in one move and unleashed a flurry of punches and kicks on him.

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had received five yuan and bought a roasted duck.

He had just arrived at the courtyard compound, completely unprepared, and thus got beaten.

"Sha Zhu, you actually dare to hit me; I'm going to call the police!"

"You stole things yourself, and yet you blame others?"

"Even if I didn't report it, someone else would have!"

Unconvinced, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao fought back against Sha Zhu.

But he was simply no match for Sha Zhu.

After a few small punches landed, he was knocked to the ground by Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was truly furious; every single blow landed on a critical spot!

One must know.

Today was Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu's first day at work, and she had luckily caught the canteen serving braised fish.

Sha Zhu wanted to put on a good show in front of his goddess.

And the result?

He was actually sabotaged by that beast Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao!

Sha Zhu was half dead with rage!

His strikes became even more ruthless.

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao clutched his stomach, sweating profusely from the pain.

At first he could still shout a few words, but now he only felt he was about to die.

In the past, when beaten by Sha Zhu, he had never hurt this much.

When the Deaf Old Lady arrived, she saw Sha Zhu beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.

Having lived for several decades, the old woman heard what Sha Zhu said and immediately understood everything.

She did not stop it; instead, she felt Sha Zhu was beating him well.

A bad seed like Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao deserved to be beaten!

Very soon.

Others in the courtyard compound also came over to watch the spectacle.

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had poor relations in the courtyard; not a single person spoke up for him.

But as they watched, everyone felt something was wrong.

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's face was deathly pale; he looked as if he were dead.

"Sha Zhu!"

"Stop quickly!"

"Are you trying to beat Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to death!"

"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, wake up!"

"Someone come quickly, take Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to the hospital!"

Yi Zhonghai panicked.

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021, Landing in Big Trouble

Yi Zhonghai also knew about the matter of Sha Zhu secretly taking a food box today and being reported by Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.

Therefore, when Sha Zhu was viciously beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai pretended not to hear.

Seeing that Sha Zhu had beaten him enough, Yi Zhonghai then came out.

But upon seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's condition on the ground, he panicked.

"Sha Zhu, I told you to stop!"

Seeing that Sha Zhu was fighting with red eyes, Yi Zhonghai rushed over immediately and pulled Sha Zhu aside.

Sha Zhu was still unconvinced: "First Uncle, don't stop me."

"That dog thing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao simply deserves a beating!"

"Don't think something is wrong with him just because he isn't moving."

"Actually, he is just pretending to be dead!"

This was all experience gained from beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao over so many years.

That son of a turtle, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, had often pretended to be dead in the past to avoid getting beaten.

But Yi Zhonghai clearly felt it was not the case this Third Third Third Third Time.

When Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao pretended to be dead before, he had never been this frightening.

Just at this moment, Lou Xiao'e ran over from the back courtyard.

Upon seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, she was immediately stunned with fear.

"Xu Xu Xu Damao!"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Wake up quickly!"

Lou Xiao'e rushed over and immediately threw herself beside Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.

No matter what, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was her husband now.

Crying, Lou Xiao'e looked at Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu! If you've injured my Xu Xu Xu Damao,"

"and anything serious happens to him, I won't let you off!"

At this moment, seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao lying motionless on the ground, Sha Zhu suddenly felt a bit afraid.

"Lou Xiao'e, don't say things like that; I didn't use any real force at all. Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao is just pretending to be dead."

"If you don't believe me, just wait!"

Sha Zhu turned and went home, immediately returning with a basin of cold water.

He splashed it all over Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's head in one go.

It was the middle of winter; suddenly doused with cold water, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao immediately woke up.

"Xu Xu Xu Damao, you're awake," Lou Xiao'e said, finally breathing a sigh of relief upon seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao regain consciousness.

Sha Zhu threw down the basin, gnashing his teeth in anger: "You scoundrel Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, you really were pretending to be dead!"

"First Elder, Lou Xiao'e, you've all seen enough now; Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was just faking it!"

"You bastard..."

Sha Zhu wanted to strike Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao again, but Yi Zhonghai held him back tightly.

At this moment, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao said, "Ezi, my stomach hurts; hurry and take me to the hospital."

His voice was very weak, truly sounding as if he were about to die.

Lou Xiao'e could no longer worry about anything else; she quickly called on everyone to help carry Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to the hospital.

Yi Zhonghai also felt something was amiss; Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's current state seemed somewhat dazed.

No matter what, the courtyard could not suffer another incident.

Jia Jia Jia Dongxu had just been buried, and the street office had already summoned him for a talk; if he caused more trouble, even his position as First Elder would not be safe.

He immediately called for the three sons of the Second Elder's family to carry Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao on their backs and head out the gate.

Watching the crowd support Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao as they left, Sha Zhu began to make wild threats in the courtyard:

"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao! Let's see how long you can keep up this act?"

"Once the hospital checks confirm nothing is wrong, when you return, I'll beat you again."

At this moment, Sha Zhu only wanted to vent his anger, completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.

Sha Zhu beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao,