Chapter 48: Jia Zhangshi Breaks Out of Prison

"Shh, don't go spouting off about feng shui; that's a sensitive topic, watch your head!"

Yi Zhonghai was very alert; before Shazhu could finish speaking, he hurriedly covered Shazhu's mouth with his hand.

Shazhu was also sensible enough to shut his mouth.

He always felt that someone was watching them, especially from a bridge hole not far away, where a human figure seemed visible beneath the straw.

"It's too terrifying..."

Shazhu shivered and hurriedly followed Yi Zhonghai away.

Not long after, a child with a flushed face ran under the bridge hole clutching his stomach, and seeing no one around, pulled down his pants and began to "puchi puchi."

It instantly woke up Xu Damao, who was sleeping underneath.

"Damn it, whose unlucky kid is this? Can't you see there's someone here?"

Xu Damao jumped up instantly.

When the child saw someone suddenly sit up, and looking so wretched, he burst into tears instantly, not even having time to wipe his butt, and scrambled away.

"What damn bad luck,"

Xu Damao smacked his lips at the lingering taste, then flopped back down and fell asleep again.

After all, there was nothing to eat or do nearby, and sleeping could conserve his physical strength; he would wait for the heat to die down before considering anything else.

Meanwhile, over at Xicheng Prison.

Jia Zhangshi had also heard the news that her daughter-in-law Qin Huairu was pregnant; she should have been happy, but no matter how she counted the days, it didn't add up!

"Damn it, this little slut, I don't know whose wild seed she's carrying. Don't let me get out, or I'll definitely make you regret it!" Jia Zhangshi said, gritting her teeth.

During this time, Jia Zhangshi had also become the number one big sister of the Xicheng women's prison, with countless little fan-girls under her.

Now, they still remembered the day Jia Zhangshi first came in.

The prison guard's baton hit Jia Zhangshi, only to be bounced right off by the fat on her body! It was even knocked back several steps!

Especially at night, green light would emerge from Jia Zhangshi's eyes.

She definitely had a divine art protecting her body!

"Big sister, maybe you just remembered the dates wrong?"

Beside Jia Zhangshi, a middle-aged female prisoner massaged Jia Zhangshi while trying to persuade her.

The other prisoners in the same cell were also listening intently as Jia Zhangshi imparted her knowledge of the thief sect.

They even took out their monthly prison labor subsidies to honor Jia Zhangshi.

"You don't know a damn thing! I have that little slut Qin Huairu's thoughts completely figured out!"

"It truly infuriates me!"

Jia Zhangshi was so angry that the fat on her face was trembling.

This matter was absolutely not over, and she even birthed other ideas.

That night.

The entire prison was pitch black.

A prison guard patrolled the prison corridor with a flashlight, soon shining it into Jia Zhangshi's cell, squinting his eyes and shouting inside: "Everyone inside get to sleep, don't let me catch anyone causing trouble, or you'll definitely have no good juice to drink!!!"

Seeing no reaction from inside, the guard left in a huff.

Before long, a pair of green, oily eyes poked out at the door.

Since there were no handcuffs while sleeping, and coupled with Jia Zhangshi's profound cultivation, she had managed to get her hands on the key during the time the guard was shouting!

"I'm leaving first, you lot just sleep obediently!"

Jia Zhangshi glanced at her sleeping roommates, carrying a satchel on her back filled with the blood and sweat of the prisoners in the same cell.

She even took the paper they used to wipe their butts.

That's right!

Jia Zhangshi was going to break out of prison!

In this era, prison management was not very strict, and coupled with the lax security in the dead of night, Jia Zhangshi actually managed to escape!

"Oh no! Jia Zhangshi has escaped from prison!"

"Come quickly, Jia Zhangshi can't have run far!"

"..."

Soon, the alarm in the prison sounded!

Countless police officers with guns were preparing to hunt down Jia Zhangshi; she had originally been sentenced to half a year, but if she escaped now, she might end up with a life sentence.

"Quick, Jia Zhangshi is over here!"

A policeman blew his whistle and, with a police dog, discovered Jia Zhangshi's figure; at this moment, Jia Zhangshi had already climbed onto the wall and was preparing to jump outside.

"Woof woof woof!!!"

The police dog was extremely sensitive and charged straight up, fiercely biting Jia Zhangshi's butt crack.

It bit off a chunk of meat in one go!

Jia Zhangshi couldn't care about her bleeding butt at this moment and hurriedly jumped down from the wall in a panic; because the development of Sijiucheng was poor in this era, the prison was built against a mountain.

She rolled straight down like a meatball, tumbling over and over.

The prison guards were also stunned.

"This Jia Zhangshi is truly a capable person! She was going to be out in a few months, yet she still chose to break out!?" someone asked, puzzled.

"The key is how did she get out? Could it really be as the prisoners say, that she has a divine art protecting her body?"

"Enough, we can't worry about that now; if this gets out, it'll be terrible, hurry and catch her back!"

A group of people chattered away, grabbed flashlights, got into a car, and rushed out.

As for that police dog, it was still on the ground, feasting on the chunk of fat it had bitten off; it was practically dripping with oil.

How many years has it been? When has Xicheng Prison ever had a jailbreak, and by a fat old hag at that? If people outside found out about this, they would surely laugh their heads off.

It is fortunate that Jia Zhangshi is not a dangerous person; otherwise, she would be executed by firing squad upon being caught! But even so, she will have to be locked up for several more years!

If they didn't, wouldn't the prison just become a mere decoration?

Jia Zhangshi still did not realize the severity of the situation; after all, she was illiterate and thought that even if she were caught, it would be over after getting beaten a few times.

"Ouch, my poor backside!"

Jia Zhangshi clutched her bleeding buttocks and kept screaming; when she touched it, it wasn't as simple as a bite, it felt as if a large chunk of flesh had been torn right off.

Half of her buttock had been bitten away!

To prevent herself from losing too much blood, Jia Zhangshi hardened her heart, tore off a piece of her clothing, and simply bandaged it.

After walking for a while, she saw a bridge arch ahead and thought to herself that since she had been on the run for so long, it would be better to rest and recover some strength.

Meanwhile, Xu Damao, who was taking refuge inside, was still wandering wantonly in his dreams, where all the women from the Siheyuan and even the entire Rolling Mill seemed to be surrounding him.

In Xu Damao's dream, Qin Huairu was sitting on his left leg, apologizing with a shy face, saying: "Damao, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have framed you, please forgive me..."

"Fine, but you must pay a price! Hehe!"

Xu Damao wore a wicked grin.

And Shazhu was currently groveling at Xu Damao's feet, clutching Yi Zhonghai's urn, apologizing incessantly.

Just as Xu Damao was enjoying this wonderful life, Jia Zhangshi suddenly descended from the sky, reeking of stench, with half her face rotted away, even revealing the bone.

And Qin Huairu on his leg and Shazhu by his side turned into pools of blood and vanished.

"Xu Damao, come to hell with me!!!"

In the distance, Jia Zhangshi came clawing and snapping at Xu Damao; Xu Damao instantly went limp, unable to move, as if he were suffering from sleep paralysis.

"Ah! No, don't eat me!"

Xu Damao screamed out violently and woke up in an instant, his pants completely soaked.

PS: This chapter was written in a rush while the author had writer's block. It might not be to the taste of you esteemed readers, but the author will try his best to wrap up this jailbreak by Jia Zhangshi. As for whether Jia Zhangshi will get a life sentence or be executed by firing squad after being caught and returned to prison, it depends on your comments (^o^)